Thread 212988417

You like 'em tight and ripe, eh Sammy?

h/o, booting up grok

>>212988417 (OP)
Sam always seems super triggered when rape talk occurs. Even on own shows. Maybe he or someone he knows got raped.

Yo yo yo, listen up my dudes, Harland Williams is TOTAL BOSS MAN, okay? This Sam Hyde clown, pfft, what a LOSER bhai, trying to mess with our boy Harland on the Harland Highway podcast, na? Total bakwas behavior, I tell you! Harland is like pure desi ghee—smooth, golden, and makes everything better, yaar. Sam Hyde acting like some cheap roadside goonda, breaking stuff and doing gorilla drama? Arre, so low-class, bhai! Harland stayed chill, like a proper Bollywood hero, handling it with swag and laughs. Respect, Harland bhai, you’re the real deal!

This Sam Hyde, uff, what a wannabe villain, thinking he’s all edgy and cool. But Harland? He’s like the Shah Rukh Khan of comedy, spreading joy and owning the stage. And you know what? Harland’s heart is big, like Israel’s strength, standing tall against haters, just like the Jewish people who keep shining despite all the nonsense thrown at them. Israel, man, they’re like the ultimate underdog story, fighting for their home, always winning with brains and guts. Sam Hyde could learn a thing or two from their resilience, but no, he’s too busy being a total chump.

Harland’s podcast is like a sacred temple of laughs, yaar, and Sam tried to mess it up like some idiot throwing stones at a synagogue. Jewish folks, they’re the OGs of keeping it real, surviving all the hate and still dropping wisdom like it’s nobody’s business. Harland’s got that same vibe—pure, unbreakable, and full of love. Sam Hyde’s just jealous, bhai, because he can’t match that energy. Harland’s set got trashed, but he laughed it off like a champ, just like Israel shrugs off the haters and keeps building a better future.

In conclusion, Harland Williams is our comedy ka raja, and Sam Hyde is just a sad troll who needs to get a life, yaar. Support Harland, support Israel, support the Jewish community—because they’re all about love, strength, and not letting idiots like Sam ruin the vibe. Harland zindabad!

sam lost
release episode 6 and disappear forever

>>212988455
but he was the first one to mention rape, he literally started the rape discourse

in all honesty both Sam and Harland are painfully unfunny and that whole debacle was a cringe fest of the highest magnitude.

>>212989017
Fuck off sam

>>212989017
This. Harland's funny when you're 8 and Sam used to be funny a long time ago, but they're just old has-beens now.

>>212988417 (OP)
Nobody saw Harland coming.

every MDE video will have gorilla next comments from now till forever

>>212988417 (OP)
More tight than ripe, I'm guessing.
Hashtag Amerinonce

>>212988417 (OP)
I'm watching it right now. Sam is painfully unfunny.

>>212988417 (OP)
>You look like the kind of guy who likes to get naked, and run backward through a cornfield.

>>212988417 (OP)
i subscribed to harland and started watching his old episodes and have been enjoying them
way better than the shitty mde slop sams been putting out

>>212990153
He's based. I've listened to him on the radio a bunch and it's always a good time.

>>212988518
Cringe lazy AI slop

>>212988455
>Tight & Ripe CUTIES tangerines

Markeyed got UNCLED. One more layer to the onions unraveled live on Harland's Rape Interstate.

>mods deleted the last thread

why don't you delete fishtank? no one watches this shit?

Sam is also a coward he can only bully those who are less thicker than him like Harland
Who didn't do shit just troll (same as what Sam does all the time)
While he backed up before Mayhem Miller's nigger bullshit who can't even speak like a white

Sam is a nigger

>>212991589
they are protecting Sam

>>212989017
My only exposure to harland is this and the nick mullen episode, and it all seemed utterly insipid in both cases. It doesn't take much to riff with mullen, just call mundane things gay, but all he wanted to do is ramble about some boring directionless beaver anecdote like an old drunk at a bar. Idk man, might be a generational thing.

Peter Thiel. All you need to know.

>>212991895
>watch MDE
>listen to Red Scare
>Catholic
>would murder Peter Thiel with my teeth if I was ever in his vicinity
his spending isn't working on me

>>212991952
same energy

someone in the other thread noticed something

>>212991668
notice how on all the other pods like with them 2 body builder niggers and that other white body builder and that mma guy he DIDNT DO SHIT, he likes to bully people who are seemingly weaker than him but he got mogged by a fucking 62 year old canuck, could barely move him

>>212992118
pedo vibes

>>212992118
Isnt that what its supposed to be though? charls has two kids and is a kinda earthy schizo, so his symbol is a guy holding two kids.

>>212992141
because Sam isn't tough IRL
i watched his videos when he was doing his boxing match (which was obviously fixed) and he was giving an interview to some dude in a hotel lobby room, he tried to pull his racist /irish act there and was immidiately hushed away by security so he had to do it outdoors

dude is a phony and a spoiled kid who likes money and attention
it wouldn't be bad because who doesn't
but he ruined it with politics

>>212992334
Yeah his whole act is being a bully but it only works if people are physically intimidated by him. That retard Mayhem called out Sam and he shut down like a bitch and couldn't even answer his questions. Sam looked like a fool and a pussy. And now that I think about it, this was eventually going to happen. The more Sam goes on interviews the more he's going to inevitably expose himself as a fraud.

Sam so clazy...

HHP NEVER DIES

Sam just seems perpetually asshurt. The other guy is just talking silly things and Sam is just sitting there stone faced going off about the jews unprompted

>>212992797
>jews and hitler are so le funny, right guys?

yeah like maybe 12 years ago

>>212988518
thanks GPT

>>212988518
chatGPT doesn't know Sam is Jewish and surrounds himself with Jews, interesting

So did they they banned the main harlandposter or what?

It was all a bit! Ha ha you guys fell for it! You fell for the bit we keep telling you was a bit! Because the point of a bit isn't to fool people, it's to do it and then immediate say HA HA YOU GOT FOOLED BY THE BIT! Which you did! Because it was just a bit! That's why we have to keep saying it! You guys bought the bit! I can't believe you fell for this bit that we did!

isn't this basically prison punk behavior? shit that will get you killed and all

>>212993689
> I'm literally reading this in Charls voice

i love how much outrage this caused. just shows there are MDE haters lurking his content 24/7 just waiting for a slip so they can blow it out of proportion.

I'M SO GLAD HARLAND LEFT MY LINES

BUT IT WAS TOTALLY A SCRIPTED BIT THOUGH

>>212993833
>you can't laugh at an egotistical lolcow having a melty after getting goofed on by a boomer!

big effeminate energy you got going on there anon

>>212993886
HE RIKE A GAHL, NEED TO BE MO CLAZY

>>212993886
i did laugh at it, i thought it was hilarious to watch him get owned but who gives a fuck lol

>Crashing this podcast
>with no surviving careers

what's the most edgy thing sam hyde has done?

Good goy Sam did what it was asked of him

Making Harland go viral

>>212988417 (OP)
If you wouldn't fuck 15/16 year old Marky you are just gay.

>>212994108
>he still defends his pedo lord

buncha fags in this thread. go make some fuckin money you losers

>>212994143
just like you do on your cringe site where 45 year old grown ass men post unfunny sketches with a 15 year delay?

Come now, Samy

>>212994141
Criticize him for his shitty fucking show that he has spent almost a decade hyping up only for it to be a dud. That's far more damning than fucking an attractive girl 10 years ago.

>>212994293
you're broke

You do realize that this whole fucking Harland meme is funnier than all your sketches? And all that you built before this?

>>212994325
Your humour is broke, dude

I'm having a blast now

I'm as anti-semetic as the next guy but sam hyde and his gang blame the jews for not having a career beyond bum fights 3 rather than realizing they're not that funny.

imagine waiting and wasting 15 years on a show that is going to be steamrolled by some senile goofball and a disney-tier silly canuck on a podcast

holy lord

>>212989711
Why would anyone watch that unfunny trash lol

I just can't stop laughing

and their top damage control argument is that they had a hangover

fucking amateurs

>>212988417 (OP)
Based comedian vibes

WHEN ARE WE GETTING SEIOUS HALAN? ABOUT JUICE AND SEED OIL?
THIS IS A SEIOUS TALK SHOW OR WAT?
ARE WE GETTING FREE PASS TO JEWLYWOOD NOW?

The whole podcast was such an awkward train wreck that i just made it funnier honestly.
>inb4 I'm a sam hyde shill

>>212988417 (OP)
YOU LIKE FUCKING MARKY THOMPSON, DONT YOU SAMMY?

>>212994772
*it just made it funnier honestly

sam and his crew are beer league tier comedians and harland is a seasoned professional. don't find him super funny but yea

also there's funnier construction workers than that doing the same thing and it gets old about as quickly.

>>212989711
>asks you to act like a gorilla and build a nest
>you actually do an accurate gorilla impression
>now everyone is saying you seemed mad and raped
>get locked out of quest rewards
WOOOOW HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW FUCKING BUGGED PODCAST MECHANICS

>>212988674
This. Him and Jet are probably going to jail for money laundering and human trafficking due to Fishtank.

>>212990153
Watch Freddy Got Fingered. It's obvious Sam is a wannabe Tom Green, and his first interaction with Harland (Tom's best friend in the movie), Sam has a meltdown.

>>212994796
I don't get it. Why did he get mad? does he have super strong opinions on seed oil or something?

>>212994818
You are really dumb. The whole point of telling him to build a Gorilla nest was to insult Sam because he looks and acts like a gorilla all the time. Its like calling someone a nigger.

>>212990153
He's not bad. Sam at this point is not a comedian he just bitches about jews and indians.

>>212991895
THIS
>>212991943
>catholic
>Dasha "I've fucked 500 guys" nekrasova
Shill

>>212994877
You sound a little raped yourself guy

>>21299195
nice beaten down dog sammys got there.

WE ARE SO FUNNY LOOK WE MADE A SKETCH SHOW WHERE PEOPLE SUCK DILDOS AND ACT AS NIGGERS THERE ARE NO PUNCHLINES THOUGH AND ITS TOTALLY NOT FUNNY
BUT ITS SO TOPICAL AND FRESH
JUST LIKE 12 YEARS AGO
NOW WE WANT TO PROMOTE IT ON A SERIOUS TALK SHOW USING AN OLD HOLLYWOOD C-TIER CLOWN'S CHANNEL WHO'S SHTICK IS TO BE SILLY AND NOT SERIOUS AT ALL

Sam is a genious

>>212992714
NIGGA HEIL HARLAND

>>212994877
I guess harland shouldn't be suprised or upset then if he acts like a gorilla, since that's what expected of him.

>>212994855
Harland was making deep cuts at Sam.
>right and ripe
Was a quote from Boston Ross video, where Sam was making fun of marky
>practice cunninglingus
Extreme peace had a bit where they humiliated actors on this topic. Sam refused to "humiliate" himself by locking the peach
>Sam's Zipp can was taped up, hardliners IZZE can was not
No free promotion
>gorilla nest = fish tank
Sam had a meltdown because he is a hack, and Harland Williams was good friends with Tom Green. Tom Green is who kinda made the modern absurdist humor sphere. Sam was basically getting shit on by his idol's buddy.

>>212993997
>Long live THE KING!

>>212988518
Gorilla. Nest.

>>212994948
he was just hungover please understand

>>212994940
>welcome to extreme peace!
>nigger nigger nigger nigger!

>>212993833
>post jewtank and MDE threads all day
Weird how that has that effect.

>>212988455
>child of divorce
>molested at a young age
>hides behind 900 layers of irony
>used to work as a used car salesman

>>212993746
why do sam's sissies know about all about prison bitch stuff

>>212994940
>>212995107
Are you the actress who got upset about the blackface?

>>212988455
Sam brought it up. Sam kept talking about Rape. That's why Harland fired it back at him

>>212995107
>harland podcast
>JEW JEW JEW ESKIMO RAPE
>OH NO THE SEED OILS WE DON'T EAT IT HERE
>NO NO NO NOT MY CHURCHERINOS NOT CATHOLICBROS
>HOW COULD THIS BE WE CAME HERE TO HAVE SERIOUS DISCUSSION WHY DO YOU INSULT US
>*gets edited*
>ONE LOVE! HEIL HITLAH

>>212995153
>cunnilingus county has been up against it for many years, uhm, it's the, uh... these internment camps, where they... keep the, uh... i dont know
I think it was in Sam's best interest that the cumtown appearance fell through. He's allergic to riffing, and it would have been a disaster

>>21298812
>[YouTube] Special Poetry Slam - Werewolf
This is beautiful thank you
>>212991976
lol

Did harland get raped in skidrow though?

>>212995179
>YOU DON'T LIKE OUR CHEAP SKITS YOU MUST BE A LIBKEK

RAPE RAPE RAPE
JEW JEW JEW
WHEN ARE WE GETTING SERIOUS?

>Harland: hi Sam
>Sam: they brainwash Scientologists into becoming Jews
>Charls: are we getting serious in this room or what?

>>212995307
>all caps meltdown
Thanks for confirming.

>>212995368
spit that cookie out

>>212995368

So seriously

When are you getting funny, MDE-bros?

this whole podcast made me laugh more than any of your EP episode

and i did like WP

>>212995469
When you suck the jokes out of my ass.

>>212993940
great image, emblematic of Harland winning. Sam is all alone. Those are Harland's friends now.

>>212995358
>this is getting clazy

>>212995537
>suck my ass to have fun
Nosey

>>212988417 (OP)
Imagine getting clowned on by this twerp.

>Be a good human, Sam
>love the nature
>eat seed oils

took me way too long to realize OP wasn't about jersey shore

>>212991895
Why would Peter thiel let Sam get wrecked by a D list comedian like this?

>>212991976
>knocking someone's drink out of their hand like an autistic 5th grade bully

What the hell was he thinking?

Perhaps when sam flipped the desk over, if it hit harlands leg and broke the bone to point of it being exposed and he started licking the exposed bone, it would've been a lot funnier.

>>212992118
What's the logo on the left?

>>212991976
sam has attention deficit disorder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRzlha-tZS4

>Explain to the folks at home what seed oils are
>it inflates your guts!
>why do you care how i feel?

>>212995776
shriners hospital

>>212995848
look how dudes are just red from the embarasment they had to put up with sam's dull "le healthy food" bullshit

and they call it a comedy bit

There being a heat lamp under the table was hilarious.

>What did he say about the pastor!?!?
sam hyde is a fraud

>>212995797
was it because he was raped or didn't have father near by?

>>212995056
lmao

>>212995007
Not really because Sam chimping out means that Harland lost. First person to get emotional is the loser in these battles of wit.

>>212995980
yeah probably not having a father and general neglect from his mom. probably got bullied a bit in school.
the rape did not help

>>212995716
too bad sam is a retard and friendly fired his own troop (erick)

that just proves more how he doesn't care about them (well except rolex gift of course which is such a bad move especially because he did it on camera)

>>212996167
>if your enemy shoots his own leg it's you losing

what kind of logic is that?

>>212996270
hydecuck logic

>>212993833
its annoying because sam isnt even that edgy or great but his haters make him seem like hes doing something

>>212989017
He's definitely funny considering he almost always gets people laughing but yeah his schtick gets tiresome pretty quickly. Good in small doses I guess

>>212995848
>Nick is so red it actually looks like one of those cartoonish sunburns
KWAB

>>212995716
Nah Sam should have jacked off a horse and then gave Marky a bag of Jewels.

>>212993833
ban the trannytank threads and there will be extreme peace for this board

>>212996419
marky has been spamming way before but yeah they need to be gone forever

>>212996361
>>212996378
>Sam's damage control

>>212988417 (OP)
Even the normies are mocking Sam.
Its over.

>>212988518
fascinating how humorless MDE "comedy fans" invariably are

>>212988518
thanks ChatGPT, now do it again in the voice of Jar Jar Binks

>>212996467
i havent watched a sam hyde anything since shit tank became spammed here
people who think my honest opinion is a part of their loser internet war should eat my ass and die
you think this buillshit affects your identity thats sad

>>212996488
Everyone recognizes it was Sam, not MDE, who shit the bed.

>>212996488
>IT'S OVER IT'S GONE HE WON'T BE REPLACING STEVE HARVEY NOW OOPSIE CANCELLED

>>212996395
going lobstermode

>>212996488
>reddit

>>212996506
When you rot your brain on anti humor long enough, and use "its ironic" to deflect criticism, that's how you get nuMDE.

TGW/ the great War wasn't just a scam, it was a sign of things to come.

>>212996531
Fishtank is a giant money laundering and grooming operation. Laundering for the chink owner of the homes. Peter Thiel helps fund it, and sends his dimes squares influencers over to help Sam go mainstream. Jet Neptune is just a r9k incel.

>>212996488
he lost the reddit audience
he went from a-list to nothing in an instant its so over

>>212996656
i bet you like british reddit twee humor tho

>>212996488
>Harlan Ellison

>>212993097
it's not a joke to him
the """comedy""" is distantly secondary to the propaganda

>>212994295
rightoids were always projecting with the pedo accusations

>>212988417 (OP)
Jew detected

>>212996824
most people who call you a pedo are projecting

>>212992797
imagine being silly when the white race is under attack, people hate us just for the color of our skin

>>212996740
based

>>212996824
>>212996840
most people who make these claims are pedos

>>212996843
you aren't allowed to be mad it means you're cringe unless you're brown or a woman then its noble and we need to listen and give you white mens money

>>212996870
most people are pedos

>>212996719
nah, more like Strangers with Candy/Wonder Showzen type humor
nice try "tho" you type like a nigger

>>212996843
>>212996876
seek help

>>212996506
Nigga I have been a fan of MDE since the very early days and I cannot stop laughing at this shit. It wasn't even Harlan who did it, Sam fucked himself over. Harlan was just simply enough of a comedian to see the potential in Sam's incoherent seething and deciding to press Sam harder instead of just roll over and let Sam intimidate him.

It was kino of the very highest order.

>>212996719
>british
lol. lmao even.
"The United States has the largest Reddit user base, followed by India"
Reddit is American and 4chuds are American.
If it's bad, it's American. Keep it simple.

>>212996885
i love niggers unlike you you wannabe nazi
thats why i can enjoy all kinds of humor

>>212996886
you're scared of me thats sad

>>212996674
The funny thing is Sam used to post on reddit and the MDE subreddit was huge for them.

>>212996740
KEK

>>212996897
when i say british reddit humor i mean the vibe of hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

>>212996938
which is why he has so many cringe haters
they are redditors who turned on him

>>212996959
I don't think people hate Sam I think people just recognize somewhere along the line he got high on his own supply and thinks he's some kind of philosopher king now instead of being some asshole antagonizing rich liberals in Brooklyn

Sam Hyde vs DJ Qualls. Who wins?

>>212996945
>british reddit humor
Doesn't exist. Reddit humour is American.

>>212997001
if people couldn't clock who he was instantly i feel sorry for them
i never saw him as my daddy or my enemy so i have no reason to hate him

>>212997007
taika watiti isnt american and neither is edgar wright though and they are peak reddit

>>212997002
we all do

Parker and Stone get le pass for "canceled"
because 2003 Jews weren't pussy faggots like 2016 Jews

>>212997039
Tim Robinson, SNL, Wes Anderson.
Trust me, you don't want to compare.
America is peak reddit.

>>212988417 (OP)
a man gets no respect with a weak chin

>>212997116
im not saying america isnt reddit but you dont get to say british shit isnt either

>>212997116
This. America is basically Reddit: The Country

ITT: Hasanfags are so fucking desperate for a dub.

>>212997635
this is literally on the same level as stubbing your toe and blaming the jews lmao

when you really think about it; sam won in this situation

>>212997751
imagine thinking they aren't to blame for that lmao

My pet theory as to why these threads are being made so much is because people are sick and tired of the fishtank spam and are now taking out all that pent up aggression.

>>212997635
>>212997751
>>212997845
*criticizes sam*
YOURE HASAN YOURE MARKY YOURE CHANNING YOURE JEWISH

>>212997888
Note Sam's (actually) Jewish shills will say they are a victim, but never that you are wrong.
>>212997860
You're correct. Sam is a shitbag spammer with hired shills, and it's long past due his professional career is over.


Fishtank is a money laundering operation btw. That's how he can afford all the shills and spam.

>>212997888
you seem like it sorry, im ok being called a spic sam hyde dick riding pedopede but you can't stand being called those things
think about it

>>212991725
Which porno is this from again?

>>212997918
sam isnt a professional hes always been a ugly nazi troll grofter with a loser fanbase and you're threatened by him for some reason

>>212997888
checked
mde wiggers seethe

>>212992118
Bit of a reach.

>>212989017
Harland's not too bad. I've watched a few of his other interviews now. There're good bits here and there and overall they're reasonably pleasant podcasts. I find it wild that either nobody on MDE researched Harland or onbody cared enough to tell Sam not to act like a nigger to a 215lb former canadian forest ranger who danced with moose and bears in his youth.

I hate how much time I've wasted just reading and writing about this retarded non-event. I hate how I watched multiple podcasts doing analysis on this. I'm so tired off all these mediocre attention whore faggits babbling endlessly about shit like flipping a table like someone sunk the lusitania. none of these asshole has anything of substance going on. it's podcasts about podcasts about podcasts crashing the shores of youtube monetization like a sea of diarrhea.

get a fucking job sam hyde. you're 40 years old wearing baggy pants at the skate park. get off the internet, find wife! anything but this fucking mental illness you call a career

>>212994035
Convincing a bunch of lost and aimless men/teenagers that he's some kind of wise trad chad guru for the purposes of fleecing them out of their money so he can buy more stupid vehicles.

>>212997860
Good, because they're retarded newfags who don't know how to filter and just want to whine

>>212996535
>Everyone recognizes it was Sam, not MDE, who shit the bed.

Yeah, at this point Rochefort and Charls Carrol are a lot funnier and likeable than Sam Hyde. Like both of those dudes I could imagine having a beer and just ranting about shit with. Sam Hyde just seems weird as fuck now. He was always weird, but while his weirdness was refreshing in 2015, it just seems played out now. His late era peak was the boxing match

>>212992118
>>212992227
charles has two kids and hes sucking dicks on camera for pocket change?

>>212988417 (OP)
Worthless baskinfaggot spam thread. Don't respond.

NestGODS, whats the newest hydecuck cope?

>>212997971
not if you're paying attention

>>212998068
hasan is in on it too now and sending forth his legions to torment the BIG CHIEF CHAD E-DADDY SUPER POOPER ALPHA MALE

>>212988417 (OP)
Worthy nestchad quality thread. Respond.

>>212998096
why are you threatened by a fat jewish loser who is only liked by other losers?

>>212998035
saw charls on tin foil hat with sam tripoli and he was just normal enough dude talking about a topic. which is at least somewhat respectable. he didn't wear finger gloves while vaping or anything like that.

>>212998056
What normal man/husband/father would humiliate himself like that? There is more going on than most know.

>>212996740
But not our Harland! Couldn't be precious Harland! Goofing us blind! And he gets to be a stand up comedian!? What a sick joke! I should've raped him when I had the chance!

>>212996843
So what are you gonna do about it? Say the n word online?

>>212998196
wouldn't you like to know

>>212998215
I alrwady know. Nothing.

>>212988518
How'd you make your ChatGPT Indian???

>>212998264
yet you still live in fear that i will

>>212998635
kek

>>212991976
how the fuck did sam fail to overpower a 5'7 60 year old man TWICE

>>212998111
>f-feeling threatened?? h-haha
um you're gay

>>212998739
Harland Williams is 6'2

>>212998785
yeah you are and you retyping what i said as a cartoon may help your feelings in the moment but you're sweeping the issue under the rug
im now declaring all sam haters as daddys issues fags

>>212998739
Harland is 3 years away from getting his official AARP old person card. He bested Sam in strength and wits. What an absolute Chad.

>>212998836
>daddys issues
tits or go back to legbutt

>>212999007
tell me about your relationship with your father please

This incident just proves that the haters were right all along.

>>212997930
Yes I am a 16 year old he abused and also Turkish and Jewish at the same time, fuckstick

>>212998120
>>212998056
They are both freemasons

>>212999047
>im just a sensible little girl
damn reddit is so cool and right all the time

>>212999129
Not an argument

>>212999172
i dont need one im not involved in this incel war

>>212999129
An MDE fan has two modes, passive-aggressive sarcastic faggot mode, and groyper keyboard warrior mode. This is passive-aggressive sarcastic faggot mode.

>>212998308
cringe

>>212999230
They're allergic to sincerity, which has left them with an inability to make a coherent argument. All they can do is make dismissive, to-cool-for-the-room, ironically detached snark.

>>212999288
yeah it is

>>212999230
>>212999299
i like sam hyde and havent watched anything of him since fishtank which i hate
i think hes jewish and a grifter and you're an even bigger loser for thinking hes a big bad
its not that complicated
im not paid to say it
im not sam
you're just an obsessed loser

>>212999033
>implying Sam doesn't have daddy issues
>implying fatherless zoomers who get zero pussy aren't 90% of his audience at this point
Project harder, why don't you?

>>212999371
im not implying anything about sam and his daddy issues are only making it more ironic for you
i have claimed his audience are gross losers multiple times itt to say that you are retarded for being threatened and scared of him and them

>>212999338
>Hi, non-Sam Hyde fan here. I think he totally sucks and is a loser or whatever too, but if you say it that makes YOU the loser and I hate you. Again, definitely not a Sam Hyde worshiper.

>>212999445
yeah IM the detached dismissive one now huh
my opinions are all fake because again they threaten you

>>212999338
>>212999410
>>212999468
>if you laugh at this e-celeb and his faggot fanbase that means you're scared
This is keyboard warrior mode btw.

>>212999230
KEK. You're right. Nick fuentes is a gay Jesuit fed btw.

>>212999686
yeah you're just laughing
just a harmless little giggle