>always acts like she's about to fall asleep

Passionate rape with Dakota

>>212988934
This

>>212988850 (OP)
Dakota genuinely looks like she molests little children, like Eva Green, crazy-hot eyes

>>212988850 (OP)
All I know about her is that she was in 50 Shades of Grey and Madam Web. Has she ever been in something good?

>>212989102
Hot

>enhances your kino

>>212989102
So hot eyes = child molestor...?

>>212989120
https://youtu.be/jnL96RajmzY?feature=shared

>Act out a persecution complex for the boomer daddies every few months

*behaves awkwardly*

>>212989102
>she molests little children
her mother met her father when she was 14 and he was 21

>>212989102
>Dakota genuinely looks like she molests little children
don't look up the Cailee interview

I make rape to she

>>212988850 (OP)
Acts?

>>212988934
With? Are the two of you doing it to someone else?

>>212989434
based Don Johnson

>>212989102

she looks like her dad

>>212989137
based Gallner enjoyer

>>212989539
I mean if we're talking about rape, I'll probably even rape some who looks like your mother, that's how desperate I am

>>212989576
Yah we cloned her so we’re raping her clone

>always acts like she's about to have sex with you

She has a real sexy voice and is charming when doing interviews - so why can't she act bros?

>>212990098
Her male children will have such powerful jawlines

>>212989539
Anon, realistically something like 30% of women have this very-nothing-special physique and Dakota's face is nothing grand, either. She's top of the bell curve plain all around. You can find a woman who'll love you and look almost identical to this at the post office or a Costco.

>>212990158
yeah even despite the hormone blockers.

>always acts like she's rapes white boys

>>212990203
would

>>212990270
>>212990203
I can shave her

>always acts like she causes straight men cocks to go berserk in their pantaloons

>>212990340
that's a woman

>>212990167
You just don't get it. She has an aristocratic presence to her. She is superior to just some boring low class girl you'd find in a supermarket.

>>212990270

>>212990340
>that edit
lmao

>>always acts like she's about to destroy your fragile ego

>>212990395
>I idolize a stranger based on her zero accomplishments
>she's above me because... she just is!
I do "get it", you're just wrong. Good luck breaking this delusion; seriously, a real woman identical to this is living her life within walking distance of you right now.

>>212990458
i'd let her make me a taco at taco bell if you know what i mean

>>212990395
this. i want my wife to be high end not some bag girl

>>212990564
what makes you think you deserve that?

>>212990270
hot

>>212991074
It's supposed to repel you, stop liking that you weird FUCK

>>212991126

>>212991027
so unsexy

>*outwits you in your path*
"eat her arshe"

>obligatory nude scene

"Jupiter's cock!"

>>212992070
BIGGER

>>212992103
damn i didn't know she's freaky like that

>>212988850 (OP)
>gets naked and starts crying

>>212990535
Scat play?

>>212992323
this is my favorite photograph

>>212990167
>this anon thinks 1 in every 3 women looks like Dakota Johnson

>bruh whaddaya mean Im stoic and literally you? fr fr

>>212989539
she will do the raping

https://youtu.be/whg3UZMQfLA

>>212993500
I second him.

Biel always appears in underwear.

now THIS is a thread I can goon to

how come nobody mentioned her costar Dasha

>>212989102
No she doesn't you just wanna feed your fem pedo fetish you fucking weirdo

>>212997120

>>212997168
based

>>212989137
i'm straight and i would suck his dick

>>212988850 (OP)
i would love to sexually disappoint her

>>212988850 (OP)

>>212997120
based
>>212997168
ULTRA-based

he always has a receding hairline

Eyes.

Dakota Johnson is hot and I love looking at her naked.

you always read it in his voice

>>212989490
LYNDON SEXOOO

>>212998537
>implying i haven't trained my inner monologue to sound like Mcguirk the Jerk

>>212998516
same

>>212990290
Don't shave her (she don't wanna be shaved)
Don't shave her (she don't wanna be shaved)

>>212991027
PANTYHOOOOOOOOOSE

>>212997580
Always a sign of major flop coming

>>212989434
A healthy couple from a more civilized time.

>>212988850 (OP)
>Plays a boring stoic woman in her husband's movies

>>212989539
Really wish she'd eat more and gain 15 pounds. She'd look so much better with it.
>>212990142
I disagree, she's limited in range (can't scream, overact, or lead comic book movies) but she acts well in her wheelhouse, which is mainly small indie movies few people see. She was good in Materialists. Matched Sean Penn throughout Daddio, great in Our Friend as a woman dying with cancer (she excels in low energy acting, and someone dying with cancer matched that wavelength).
>>212997379
Why the stupid AI post that Indians love to circulate on social media?
>>212999869
Materialists just turned a profit in the theaters anon, before being released in Europe/Latin America markets. 50 Shades movies made lots of money. You've based her entire box office track record on Madame Web.

>>212999711
To the song jcole's no role models

>>213000467
>You've based her entire box office track record on Madame Web.
Literally stopped reading right there, fag.

>>212995555
>quads
Confirmed
Now she needs to stick her tongue between those fingers

>>212992247
Juno's cunt

>>212992103
>*only with boys under the age of 18
How the fuck did she get away with it?!

>>212992303

>>212991027
that's is a MAN, baby!