ITT times when you acted like dougie jones

Someone once called me a gay nigger faggot and I said ….faggot right back at them!

HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I act like this every day and everybody inexplicably loves me just like Dougie. Lynch was right.

>>212990001 (OP)
I enjoyed a good cup of joe.

>>212990074
was right

>>212990113
>was right
Fucking hell, that's a great point. He's gone, all his knowledge and wisdom and insight into the human condition has returned into the unified field. I never thought about it that way before. It's heartbreaking but also comforting somehow. God damn what a great comment.

>>212990074
Same except everyone hates me

Not to brag, but I once sipped coffee and then said "Dougie Jones." I know it's hard to believe, but I just have that kind of rizz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGi9_vFM3Ds

>>212990001 (OP)
middle school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_-F-bQpMTk
would you be able to stop a roided midget from killing you?

>>212991302
>would you be able to stop a roided midget from killing you?
Just start talking about Epstein files out loud.

>>212990921
>sticking a fork into an outlet is... le good!!
what did david lynch mean by this?

I like socks when they slide on cool floors

>>212990001 (OP)
Is he the best character of all time? He improves the lives of everybody around him through sheer positivity

>>212992490
>listens to you pee
>thinks it's charming

>>212990194
>He's gone, all his knowledge and wisdom and insight into the human condition has returned into the unified field.
Yeah he had some groundbreaking stuff like
>small town white america is....LE EVIL
>trannies are....LE GOOD

>>212990001 (OP)
Fine, I’ll watch Twin Peaks. Now shut the fuck up.

>>212990113
>>212990194
kek nice dougie moment

>>212993311
dougie... moment

>>212990001 (OP)
>times when you acted like dougie jones