HEY KAL *burp* WHERE'S MY FUCKING DOG, BITCH?

>>212993020 (OP)
>semen runs down her legs and leaks on floor

>>212993072
based hopefully black bull cum

>>212993135
Only black dick can satisfy a supergina

>>212993020 (OP)
For me it's filthy, Phantom Zone Kara.

>>212993135
>>212993176

>>212993333
Quads of fate. I’m going to find a black dick to choke on and drown in jizz.

SuperMonke

>>212993020 (OP)
>monke has a pet dog
And they say this movie wasn't grounded

>>212993020 (OP)
SHE'S AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL YOU SICK FUCK

>>212993333

>>212995896
Exactly, she may have tentacles instead of a pusy.

KAL GET IN THE FUCKIN CAR
WE NEED TO GO TO BENDIGO TO GET ME GREEN CUBE

>>212993333
was her schedule very busy or something

>>212995952
when did this woman become such a hottie? she was an uggo years ago

>>212996025
puberty

>>212993020 (OP)
genuinely what was the point of this cameo

>>212996248
Her movie with Lobo is coming out next year

>>212996335
Why do kryptonian bitches love Lobo so much? Not saying Supergirl will necessarily have a thing with him but they might end up going that route

>>212996379
Because Kryptonian men are either misanthropic sociopaths like Zod or dorks like Kal-El.
Lobo is a bad boy who's only interested in having fun and everyone likes fun.

>>212995952
she’s so fucking cute

>>212993333
based

>>212996379
I wonder if Lobo is going to be the main bad guy or if he ends up working with Kara

>>212996688
Could be both. He can alternate between hero and villain depending on the day, but ultimately he's just Lobo. Even the Mask found him to be too much.

This is your fate, Supergirlfags

>>212993020 (OP)
M E U F
E
U
F

>>212995952
for me, it's the thighs

>>212993020 (OP)
Why does she just wear her supergirl outfit when she's out and about

>>212993020 (OP)
>SHUDDUP KRYPTON WHORE

>>212993020 (OP)
>>212997373
post the webm of her with the french subs

>>212997600
Clark wears his Superman costume underneath his suit all the time.

>>212997210
women, am i right fellas?

>>212997600
Easy access

>>212997210

>>212995952
my fucking dick

>>212995952
they need to do a solo film about her. This superman movie looks like crap and Im not watching it but this zoomer bop Supergirl is a gold mine

>>212997600
she went to a different solar system, it would be weird if she wore earthling clothes. kryptonian fashion is more space faring like.

>>212998144

>>212995952
why are women so cute

Honestly fuck Supergirl

>>212993135
>>212993176
Gunn's lil bullettes.

>>212997600
It is not a supergirl costume. Its house EL family house uniform

just once I wish James Gunn would make a superhero movie without asshole characters to make light of everything

>>212993020 (OP)
She's blonde & white so it's more likely
>Where's my fucking dog as in the dog I fuck, bitch

>>212993020 (OP)
Can someone explain why this triggers chuds so much? I thought they hated Mary Sue’s

>>212995952
Why is she drunk on Earth? It has a yellow sun.

>>212996434
Monke

>>212999116
The only thing she triggers is my dick

>>212999151
The alcohol might still be in her blood from when she drank it in the other planet.

>>212995952
>her face when she filled it with diesel

>>212999151
the alchohol is wearing off, it's why she's leaving, she just came to get her bf

>>212995952
I would unironically watch that premise and probably enjoy it.

>>212999876
holy sexo

>>212999851
But she came to get her dog...
Oh...

KRYPTONIAN WOMEN FUCK DOGS

>>212996434
Ed from cowboy bebop vibes.

>>212993303
squirt

in all ways except the literal, monke is my gf.

>multiple tattoos
dayum shame

>>212993072
Does this ever happen in real life? Don't they just clean up afterwards?

>>212993135
Krillin...

>>212997600
I bet Kara doesn't have a secret identity yet. Probably she hasn't adapted to Earth and she's still coping over losing her home

>>213000937
Why would it matter? You'll never get near her or any other attractive woman, ever.

There's nothing wrong with fucking your cousin. Many great men from history has done so.

Who is possibly going to be the baddie for her movie? Lobo is a just a cameo, I believe.

>>213001121
>Why would it matter?
Because its a thread about the actress, and her unfortunate tattoos are sad.
>You'll never get near her
I know that.
>or any other attractive woman, ever.
I am currently within 2 meters of my tattoo free girlfriend.

Sorry about your tattoos by the way.

>>212993072
Retarded virgin cumbrain ruins another thread. Good job.

>>213000937
yeah, every time
and it's always some retarded fucking doodle

>>213001270
Dude who killed Ruthye's dad

>>213001464
Yeah I actually went to the wiki and saw it was decided on already. Never read the comic it's based off but am surprised to find they're being faithful to it, seemingly.

>>213001007
Sometimes they'll run up to pee after sex or let it leak out there. My ex loved getting creampied but didn't like the feeling of it sliding out of her.

>>212993020 (OP)
where is an audio link to this scene? I'm not going to go watch the movie for it and every time I try to find it on youtube it's always some disgusting sounding jeet talking over still frames.

>>212993135
It would be comic accurate

>>213001591
Everything gets to streaming within three months now so simply be patient young padawan

>>213001007
Yes.

t. sex haver

>>213001591
you can literally find it on youtube

I hope they have a scene like this

>>212993020 (OP)
>I sent Krypto away, Kara. Somewhere safe. I won't let you molest that innocent creature any longer.

>>213002345
I hope they have a scene like this

>>213002418
>inverted Murderman posting
could be kino

>>213002299
I literally just said the problem with searching on youtube. literally spoon feed me a link or literally shut the fuck up.

>>212993020 (OP)
There is drunk Supergirl and Starfire alien gangbang story on archiveofourown. It's quite good.

>>212995952
how do you know how girls act so well? wait a minute YOU'VE HAD SEX.

GET HIM BOYS

>>212993176
only if it's from a black bimbo futa

Druk Monke

>>212995952
She seems like she can do it and at least looks like her. Also some of the best art I’ve seen that shows this. She actually canonically wears white which is shown when she teamed up with batgirl in Batman animated series but this made a different color look good
https://www.deviantart.com/archelaian/art/The-Last-Daughter-s-Fury-1150456677
https://www.deviantart.com/cauliflaeufia/art/Project-Supergirl-euf-1220248680

>>212993020 (OP)
>cousin
I NEED THEM HAVING SUPER SEX

Supergirl is made for Batman and Batman only.

>>213003398
>She actually canonically wears white
She has been drawn in blue far more than the white top.

Mark my words, the stinger for Supergirl will feature Power Girl.

>>213000303
Holy shit.

>>213003471
This *is* Power Girl.
Kara Zor-L was Supergirl before she became Power Girl. She wore the blue top and red skirt. She's actually the *original* Supergirl if you want to get more accurate about it.

Kara Zor-L has been known to have a hedonistic lifestyle in the comics. Milly is noticeable more buxom and older than the usual Supergirl designs.
If we get an on-screen Power Girl it will be Milly playing her.

>>213003424
Panties anon, panties.

>>213003398
>>213003424
White undies thouh. This has to be funny to talk about when making the costume

wtf is this trend? Is this supposed to be cute? Because to me it’s coming off as insufferable.

>>213003752
sucks to suck

>>213003752
It is cute. You're just a misanthrope.

>>212993020 (OP)
looks like will poulter in a wig

>>213003752
They do it because they want to brainwash girls into being masculine

I like Kara more than Clark, and that's not just because she's sexy.
I like Kara more because she doesn't larp as human stuck on Earth. She's more real about what being a person with superpowers means to everyday life. Clark is a little bit of a boor.

>>213003752
It's supposed to be cute and irreverent but the guy behind it is a living embodiment wojak like this widely maligned faggot. Monke is cute though so it is better here than most. Disrespect is a character flaw, which is good IF a story addresses it through character growth, like dumb bitch Supergirl becoming normal/dependable powergirl.

>>213003808
You’re gaslighting me, the one on the left is definitely not cute. And why the fuck would I want to watch a movie about Supergirl being a cunt?

Monke

>It's implicitly established by gunn himself by the "Clark didn't ask her" comment that to him it's a fact kryptonians are apparently brightburn viltrumite supersaiyans and 2, Kara knows that and is part of that cultural worldview
>yfw dark origin story is Kara raping Clark for the continuance of the bloodline

>>212996025
Adrenochrome infusion

>>213003929
>You’re gaslighting me
what a faggot lol

>>212996434
She looks like she's a bit of a downy, still would though

>>212993020 (OP)
>HEY KAL *burp* WHERE'S MY FUCKING DOG, BITCH?
>*why are you always so unserious* kal el proceeds to bash her into the wall and hold her against it
>*it's time you grew up little cousin. we have a species to repopulate* *they can't all be mischlings they need pure blooded rulers*
>kara realizes what is going on and tries to push back with all her might. but it's no use the Kryptonian males are naturally much much bigger and stronger than Kryptonian females.
>krypto flies in but with a swipe of the hand kal el puts it to sleep. while he continues to hold kara against the wall with his other hand.
>she cries out in a last desperate plea "kal el no!!!"
>kal el puts his hand on her mouth muffling her cries for help. pushes her down to the floor and proceeds to fulfill his Kryptonian duty.
the offspring suffer no adverse effects. the unique Kryptonian dna is able to develop enough diversity within each generation to allow for procreation between them without any negative effects.

>>212993176

>>212993333
quads of truth checked

>>212993020 (OP)
>HEY KAL! I JUST CAME FROM MY BOYFRIEND JAMALS PLACE AND I NEED PLAN B ASAP!

>Chinamen seethe jimmy olsen is a white Jewish coded nerd instead of urkel when they turn to the old standby Supergirl plots

>>213005331
When I saw drunken Supergirl, the first thing I thought of was the movie Hancock.

https://youtu.be/KS5E8r82l2g

>>213003922

Do you know why I hate characters like image related? Because they are not real characters.

>>212995952
monke

>>213003398
>>213003745
Best animated version

>>212997210
>only 24
>9 guy bodycount
Is that a lot?

>>213000792
"Yes, I do"

>>213003581
Small girls in big chunky shoes are so cute.

>>212993333
Yep.

Australian girls are ALL like this btw

>>213006903
No wonder the men are insufferable

>>213007491

>>213003752
The straw is a cock substitute and the people who make this stuff now it.

>>213005331
supposed to be homeless, waxes his legs.

>>212993333
Nice

>>213001633
Has there ever been an explanation in the comics for why Superman-level characters don’t accidentally gore their partners in their sleep? Even someone like Spider-Man could accidentally tear MJ in half if he had a bad dream.

>>212995952
her tits are so horrible though

Is that one of Lex Luthor Monkeys?

>>213008751
>monkeys
I forgot about the monkey shill bots shitposting about superman on computers, fuck this movie was so ridiculous lmao

What's up with all the hotties in this film?

>>213008813
Millenialbros we are getting old...

>>213008813
James Gunn is actually based. But it makes you wonder why there are zero hotties in his Guardians movies outside of that pink chick Peter was banging in the first movie. Ever since he moved to DC he's been hiring nothing but babes.

>>213008813
Wonder if all the Daily Planet characters are going to be in this Jimmy Olsen show.

>>213008989
Probably a Marvel mandate

>>213001007
Some of it doesn't come out until hours later, even the next day.

>>213000937
>25 years old
>hag arms

>>212995952
>getttt in the caaa
>GET IN THA FUCKEN CAAAAAAA MORTY
>*revs engine*
I love that video so much

>>212996025
Around the time the production team caked her in makeup, lit her perfectly, used flattering lenses to film her and then massaged her looks digitally in post-production to make her look like a human instead of monke.

This is what complete amateurs could do 15 years ago.

>>212996688
>>212996771
Lobo will replace the bounty hunter character from the comic.

>>212993020 (OP)
I hate bratty confident girls so much

>>213006773
Not by 21st century standards

>>213010685
You might have to put them over your knee when they get too wild.

>>213002433
>Be man
>Have godlike powers
>After deep reflection realize that it's your purpose to protect and save humanity which you do while also working your career as a ethical journalist in Not new york

>Be woman
>Have godlike powers
>still acts like some college slut
Why are women like this

>>213001427
What the fuck is this shit?!

>>213001121
post your little doodles and nick nacks (doo-dads)

>>212993020 (OP)
I'm sorry ma'am, but you posted in the wrong board. For unfunny dead memes you post here >>>/trash/
Go back

>>212993020 (OP)
>MY DOG
what type of dog is it?
>MY FUCKING DOG
interesting choice of words
You just know

>>213003752
>wtf is this trend? Is this supposed to be cute? Because to me it’s coming off as insufferable.

It's similar to something I've been noticing a lot lately where women will place their hand over their mouth in reaction to something.

I'm seeing this more and more and not sure if it's something I never paid any attention to before and now just fixating on it, perhaps because I have brain problems which are obvious, or is it just getting my attention because I see it soo often now?

!!!FACT!!!

>>213008989
>James Gunn is actually based. But it makes you wonder why there are zero hotties in his Guardians movies outside of that pink chick Peter was banging in the first movie. Ever since he moved to DC he's been hiring nothing but babes.

>>213009173
>Probably a Marvel mandate

100% this!!!FACT!!!

>>213009173
yes because Brie would hate to be sexualized

>>213003581
>no ass
>no legs
>no boobs
Supergirl? More like Superskeltal

>>213003581

She has the face of a bulldog!!!FACT!!!

>>212993020 (OP)
I've got a dog for her, if you know what I mean ;)

>>213004829
Just what she needs

>>213003752
right is cute because the girl is cute
left is cringe because the 'girl' is a dysgenic mutt

>>212993020 (OP)

I love her

>>213003752
Young girls are obsessed with their frappes, bubble teas and shit. Just a typical bratty accessory. Plus dismissively sucking on a straw or eating during moments of tension is an ancient trope.

>>212993020 (OP)
>[unzipping dick] right here

>>212993020 (OP)
>So Kara, I just got the full version of the message my parents left for me.
>That part where they told me to rape all the earth women and conquer the planet was a little weird.
>Why didn't you tell me they were pure evil? I feel like this is something you should have told me, considering how you knew my parents and all that.

>>213013415
she seems younger than him though

>>213013743
in the "lore" Supergirl is older than Superman, but apparently Gunn reversed this in his movie

>>212993020 (OP)
Didn’t realize Henry got her back Kek. Those two should link up and make ultrachad babies

>>213006773
Here's a better angle

>>213013787
isn't she younger in the DCAU as well?

>>212993176
from that other jewish thread, I could tell it was going to be an israeli kind of day

>>212996434
Too many STDs.

do you think she's a...a virgin?

>>212998293
>why are women so cute
Because otherwise they would be insufferable.

>>213014101
why would she have stds?

>>212997677
MEUF

>>213013743
The way it's explained in the comics is that she was older than baby Superman by 16 or so years. She was sent by Superman's parents to look after him, but her ship took much longer to reach earth than Superman's ship did. Since Supergirl was in suspended animation for all that time, Superman became her elder by like 15 years.

>>212996025
other anon already said it perfectly but it's literally just makeup, lighting, and costume. I didn't even recognize that it was the Targaryen monkey

>>212996434
>>212995952
Am I faceblind or does she look like Will Poulter in drag?

>>213012556
No you're right, I've noticed the same thing, it's some Reel/Tiktok/Instagram story brainwashing thing. My own mom does the same shit, it's annoying as fuck literal monkey primate behavior.

>>213003824
>>213015375
So glad there's other people who noticed, holy shit

>>212993020 (OP)
why am I so attracted to this type of girl

>>213015539
Because you're a red-blooded heterosexual male.

I kind of want to choke her with my penis

>>212997210
all those old comic cover pages are great

>drunk Supergirl will never come home and beat you up

>>212993020 (OP)
why is she drunk though

>>213016034
:(

>>213016034

What's the best cam torrent rn?

>>213016042
Lore accurate depiction
The comic they're going to adapt starts off with her drunk in a bar on another planet

>>213016150
they cast that girl the comic is about very young I thought. That'll be food for this board

>>212997954
he does? I thought he did the whole phone booth thing. but then again I don't often read comics

>>213013787
>>213013829
See >>213014837

>>213009266
Wouldn't it be dry by then?

>>213016537
nta or a woman but I've delivered countless creampies and none of my gfs have complained about anything leaking out the next day. Maybe if they fall asleep, don't get up to use the bathroom, put on clothes and leave first thing in the morning, enough might still be inside to drip out. Not impossible but that's still unlikely.

>>213016759
larp

>>213016759
>none of my gfs have complained about anything leaking out the next day.
Well what are you expecting them to do? Ask you to wipe it for them? They just deal with it. Most women use pads already because vaginas constantly leak fluids even without creampies.

>>213017029
>women and birth control pills don't exist

>>213016537
its inside a vagina. they're not famously well-ventilated.

This bitch's movie is going to flop. Fuck James Gunn and his retarded fanbase.

>>213016034
That's the cutest Supergirl I've ever seen.
>2009
Of course. I wonder how they managed to release a Supergirl that doesn't look like DEI in the current year.

>>213017140
are you retarded? or just never been with a woman? If you're nutting in your girl she's going to say something about the aftermath, that's just normal conversations between a couple. and small amounts of healthy vaginal discharge is normal but no woman constantly wear pads. Especially not to soak up semen, they just go to the toilet after sex and it runs out, it's not actually sticky despite how it looks when you cum on her face.

>>213016034
That's the cutest Supergirl I've ever seen.
>2009
Of course. I was wondering how they managed to release a Supergirl that doesn't look like a DEI dyke in the current year.

>>213017233
I don't talk after sex. I just pay them and they leave. I feel no need to mention how my dick feels a little slimy afterwards.

>>213014325
Why are they always like this?

>>212997210
worth

Is the Supergirl comic that her movie based on good anons?
I hear mostly negative stuff about the writer Tom King but never in any detail. Afaik this comic is supposed to be really great, but all I ever see about the writer is negative stuff so I don't really get it.

Will she wear this outfit in her solo film?

>>212993020 (OP)
BOOBAGIRL

>>213017793
Good art, meh story. Its fine overall but not really the best interpretation of Supergirl. King is the type of writer who thinks he is deeper and smarter than he actually is. A lot of his writing is subversion for subversions sake, tailoring characters to the story he wants to tell, regardless if it makes sense.

>>213002433

>>213011296
Girls just want to have fun.

>>213013415
Kryptonians don’t see rape as a crime.

>>213017938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWP-fXsnvfU

>>213017793
I’m halfway through it now. The art is good but the story is mediocre. Not great not terrible. I think it can be a solid movie though.

>>213015470
i've said this forever now bitch

>>213004829

why she has a down syndrome face

>>212997210
that seems a bit excessive, why did she do it?

>>213006773
Back then dating didn’t imply sex.

>>213011296
>>213017938
I think it has less to do with gender and more to do with her age. Don't we ever only get to see glimpses of young Clark? I'm sure he had a party phase too and banged a bunch of earth sluts.

>>212996379
Because he's the dreamy bad boy you can fix(tm).

>>213018360
He literally couldn’t fuck human women until he got old enough to fully control his powers (as in fly.)

>>213011296
as proof of the omnibenevolance of God?

>>213001121
Anon, because 4chan is flooded with kikes and muzzies and tattoos are haram to them. And of course you also have the burger-type fake christians who are basically kikes.
Every person complaining about tattoos is circumcised and brown.

>>213017826
>bare stomach
>high cut skirt and simultaneously low cut skirt
>tight upper suit highlighting boobs
Not a chance.