Thread 212995940

Beautiful women, beautiful movies, and everyone seemed happy

previous thread: >>212931080

modern women are better

modern women are better

So far so good

the 1970s were cooler than the 1980s, chud

>>212996024
>jewish

>>212996024
That was released 14 years ago anon

>>212996343
here

>>212996343
and here

>>212996024
her ass is flatter than mine lmao

>>212996435
post, faggot

>>212995940 (OP)
TJ Hooker (1982-1986)
> William Shatner in a horrible permed toupee
> Lots of Prime Heather Locklear
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083486/

Fantasy Island, which like The Love Boat, listed all the guest starts in alphabetical order; so the viewer could know in advance if they wanted to watch. I was always on the lookout for Barbi Benton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLjVKJDsRDA

>>212996454
you'd like that wouldn't you, twink

>>212996024
Sad. You obviously have no idea what a good ass looks like. Let me show you an '80's retro ass.

'80's ass is best ass.

Fall Guy

Even '80's album covers had better ass than today.

I watched Breakfast Club yesterday.
Holy fuck Molly was a cutie.

>>212997395
>"I ain't one to kiss and tell. But I've kissed ladies plenty."
The film was an insult

>>212995940 (OP)
>everyone seemed happy
>a major recurring theme in 80s screen and cinema is teen suicide because it was such a big thing

>>212997648
Molly was very cute. But see that retard dance? It's shit like that, that made me hate the 80s. And hair like pic related.

Christie Brinkley in Vacation

>>212997801
yeah she should twerking, good point anon

>>212997648
She was so perfect.

>>212997851
Light switch brain.

>>212997801
I would make red hot monkey sex with her.

Kerri green didn’t seem to mind underskirt in goonies and one move called Lucas or showing off in bikini in summer rental

>80's
Pic related and Ski School are kino

TV shows and movies in the '80's had the sexiest sci-fi women.

>>212995940 (OP)
The two greatest parts about Fast Times.

>>212998016
eh i cant look at her face without seeing vic morrow

>>212997927
Yeah buddy.

>>212996024
I don't think so, Tim.

>>212998016
I forgot this girl from "Night of the Comet" had a small part in Fast Times.

>>212995940 (OP)
They don't make 'em like they used to.

>>212998081
Yo fire whoever made that pizza.

>>212997346
indeed

>>212998119
They do but they don't roles. Hell with how easy Instagram and shit are the cuties probably don't even try out.
I'm supposed to some mid girl like Sydney Sweeney is hot just because she has an okay bod?
Fuck off, the face is the most important part.

>>212998113
Kelli Maroney.
I had to look it up but I knew it was a K first name M last name.
The last guess I made was Kerri Maloney I was so close.

>>212995940 (OP)
The movies were great but they featured horrible people, everyone in Fast Times sucked, there are 0 likeable characters just like in St. Elmo's Fire.

>>212995940 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Poy4q7zYjMI

>>212998372
Ferris Bueller was such a piece of shit.

I liked the movie "Mischief' with Catherine Mary Stuwart and Travoltas wife Kelly Preston who died recently. Two very pretty ladies. Does anyone remember that movie. It has a very sexy full nude scene with Kelly Preston.

>>212998420
Remember when this physique was attainable? Now food sucks and girls have the bone structures of men, with big rib cages, shoulders and flat chests that give them that fridge body look.

>>212996024
Her face is pretty but her body sucks my dick.

>>212998572
this style needs to comeback

The hot girl from "Teen Wolf" with Michael J. Fox looked just like a girl I knew in high school.

>>212998607
Not with the mixed race, tattooed, pierced and over weight women I see today.

>>212996024
lanky and gross. did they actually use CGI in the first bit to make her forehead look less like a cave-dweller?

>>212998807
LoL.
This actress looks like what movie producers would have used for a crack whore role in the '80's.

>>212998511
>walk to beach
>see girls like >>212998420
Works on my machine.

>>212997648
At least she's not twerking like a modern nigger / whore.

>>212997801
I think the dance is pretty cool for a white girl and the hair is completely fine with me, too. I guess the younger guys would be more into the styles of blacks and mexicans since those have pretty much dominated the U.S. for the last 25 years.

Damone is a little prick, Stacy.

>>212999584
The 1980s were stylistically povertous and retarded.
t. I was there.

>>212995940 (OP)
i liked the big frilly hair

>>212996024
Top kek

>>212999748
forgot image

>>212997302
Eww. Poop comes out of there. POOP!

>>212999640
!980s Miami pink is a vibe that is impossible to recreate today. No one does the amount of coke you'd need anymore.

>>212997648
Cute!

>>212995940 (OP)
back then hot scantily clad women were plastered everywhere and to sell anything, even tourism for states

I hate that white girls started growing fat asses. my cute little cock cannot pleasure them anymore. I would have demolished a perfect ass like
>>212998420
Now I can't even get past the fat.

>>212999748
Same.
I never understood the hate the '80's received for the styles of that time. I can only assume it comes from jealousy. You can see the smiles and fun people had in the '80's compared to the depression and attitudes of later generations.

>>212999843
You and me both, anon.

>>212999779
That's kind of hot!

>>212998016
>greatest parts about Fast Times.

The best parts of Fast Times were the on screen sex scenes and nudity of characters that were under 18. Can't have that anymore.

A man could die from so much Phoebe Cates.

>>213000110
I just don't understand how or why modern women would somehow come to the conclusion that this is not the form they want to present to the world anymore. Somehow they collectively decided to turn themselves into fat, tattooed, pierced and out of shape walrus looking bitches. I will never understand this.

>>212998493
Outstanding taste anon. This nostalgic gem is almost unknown to most normies. Great themes, heartfelt, soundtrack etc. It was far better than most 80s teen sex comedies that it got thrown in with. Sure the Kelly Preston scene was great, but the movie is perfect is you ever wanna feel nostalgic for white 50s Americana. And I wanted to fuck Rosalee right from the start.. Her stealth transformation was so secondary to the main plot that it didn't feel super cheap.

best thread on /tv/ right now

The well endowed woman from easy money

>>212996392
why is she slapping that shit

>>213000399
I'm sure the movie is available online but I remember trying to find it one time and it was not available on DVD. Yes, I agree, it was a very good '80's movie that did not get the respect that other movies from that time did.

I need 80s babe /fit/spiration, post more pics

>>213001424
Somebody else has a Phoebe Cates folder like me. I guess I'm not as weird as I thought.

Here is a semi-rare picture of her in a sexy lingerie type outfit.

I just wanna fucking coom, bros.

>>212995940 (OP)
Phoebe Cates was only 17 when she got super naked during the filming of Paradise

>>213001597
Imagine traveling back to 1984 to go to the mall with her.

>>212998559
wut the fuark
what kino is this?

>>212996392
>I'm an actress

>>213001595
Man, really? How awful. I sure hope no one posts webms of those nude scenes. Would be terrible.

>>213002211
Deathstalker 2. im fairly certain

>>213001562
>>213001519
Slightly mixed quarter asian ladies are great. Wish we had more of them.

>>213002614
>Slightly mixed
she looks Latina not even slightly mixed

Holy shit, why didn't I watch this sooner?

>>213003234
This actress was insanely hot in "The Burbs"

>>212997934
>>213000530
Does anyone have her tennis scene in Lucas? Maybe that’s why sue was ok with doing a lot of under skirt there cause it was part of the outfit. Has she ever said anything about it

>>213003410
Voice of Fran Smith

>>212996392
>im an oscar winner

>>212996392
This is pornography. Degenerate jewish filth. They should have their own country to poison and leave the rest of the world alone.

>>213004044
when she decides your ass is hers

>>213001595
why was that allowed

>>213003388
The real legend of Billie Jean is her ridiculous assortment of scant outfits throughout the first half of that film.

>>213003721
I like how it's pretty much the same character.

>>212997961
Ski School is such an underrated classic it's criminal. I urge Zoomers in this thread to watch Ski School. I think you can find a full version on yt for free. Classic 80s sex comedy vibes. Also awesome skiing footage.

>>213004743
people weren't mindbroken faggots who thought 17 year olds were literally children back then

>>213000810
shes dead
>>213004044
annie potts was such a fine looking woman

>>213004743
my dude have you seen that body?

I love Winona

>>212996498
the other Heather

>>213005451
Imagine a Vampirella movie with Phoebe Cates as Vampirella and Heather Locklear as Draculina.

>>212995940 (OP)
It's so insanely not close how great women were back then compared to today. No tats, real tits, fit, and natural.

>80+ images of women from the 80s posted
>not a single tattoo

TAKE ME BACK

>>212998493
I liked Catherine Mary Stewart in Night of the Comet.

Lea Thompson forever.

>>213006209
That was you?!

>>213000810
I can hear the Kenny loggins baseline in that webm.

>>212995940 (OP)
The most pointless nude scene of all time

Have a pic of Phoebe Cates and Betsy Russell.

>>212998081
>>212999601
>>213000110
Never liked Phoebe, too gook for my taste

>>212998633

Joana Wick

>>212996392
I remember thinking about hiring a prostitute since I'm a turbo virgin and after watching this webm that urge disappeared instantly, fucking disgusting

>>213008115
Who's that big headed bitch with Marisa Tomei?

>miscenegation propaganda, 2025 :(

>miscenegation propaganda, 80s :)

>>212998493
>Kelly Preston
i first saw her in secret admirer and then looked for whatever else she was in. she was so sexy and not shy about showing off her body

>>212995940 (OP)
my friends and i probably watched fast times at least 30 times throughout all of middle school
great times - half of our convos with one another were just quotes from this

>>212996024
Female Sheldon Cooper

>>212997302
How does this thing even brap? Its so small.

>>213000357
>Somehow they collectively decided to turn themselves into fat, tattooed, pierced and out of shape walrus looking bitches. I will never understand this.
it's like they all decided it was too hard to be pretty so they collectively decided to stop trying

>>213002937
you wish, Manuel

>>212995940 (OP)
Michelle Johnson in Blame it on Rio

>>213009843
This is a weird fucking movie.

Lacy from Superman 4 please

>>213010316
She did lesbian sex scenes in Personal Best

Yugoslavian promo video from the 80s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A4Or9BitG4

These threads are the perfect respite from threads such as this >>212988123, wherein browns and zoomers (neither are human) express their desire for obese women with comically oversized baboon asses. At least there are a few other normal white men left.

>>213012256
Stacey Keach was the bomb in Class of 1999!

>>212995940 (OP)
Great 80s/Phoebe thread.
Have a picture of our beautiful boomer queen back in 1980.

>>213009843
Blame it on Rio is one of the best movies I've ever seen

>>213009101
hnng

>>213014278
Yeah, I saved the image myself, never even seen Secret Admirer. But Space Camp, The Experts, Twins? Yeah, this actress was a fucking BABE.

She knew Travolta was gay though? Why start a family?

>>212995940 (OP)
Martha Plimpton

>>212995940 (OP)
Calling Tanya Roberts

>>213006099
Tattoos were only for sailors and people who had spent time in prison back then.
In some states in the U.S., tattoo places were illegal up until the mid '90's.

>>213005266
so hot

>>213005266
She is hot as shit in Heathers, but does nothing for me in Beetlejuice, and then again gives me a big pp in Dracula and Alien Resurrection. Hell, I’d still bang the shit out of Joyce in Stranger Things.

>>213012269
I've noticed that, too.
I'm not sure how or why the massive flabby asses became popular but I'm not a fan. My guess is it came about when women stopped playing tennis or aerobics and instead sat around eating junk food and posting on Facebook.

>>213015227
yeah, big midsections and butts come from lack of phsyical activity plus eating like shit, neither of which happened in the 80s unless you were phsyically disabled

i post this in every thread like this, but i think the cutest 1980s girl was shari shattuck, particularly in 'uninvited'.

i was watching the rifftrax parody and instantly fell in love when she enters in the blue bikini.

https://youtu.be/xcntZx9Bo00?si=-VMZo90W4E0eFcMM&t=1079

i like how phoebe cates was only 17 when she went nude in paradise

>>213000110
Agreed

Cindy Morgan in Caddyshack and the original Tron

>>213015612
she aged well (before she died anyways)

>>212996377
>>212996392
The 80s already had this without the woke commentary bs.

>>212996024
i hate israelis so much it's unreal

>>212997420
>>212997346
>>212997302
We have been socially conditioned to find fat asses attractive so we can end the Marilyn Monroe beauty standard and accept fat black women as the supreme vision of beauty.

>>213016319
qt

>>212999584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWCINQn6k0s

I want to travel back in time, to a different reality and have Kelly Bundy as my gf and do nothing but drink beer, slack off and listen to metal.

This thread proves me theory that women reached peak hotness in the 80's/90's. Pic related is me for most of the thread,

>>213016745
Hot women still exist. It's just that they're not allowed in media so trannies and fuglies don't have to feel insecure about themselves.

anyone mention Mia Sara yet? 80s megacutie

>>213016361
There are some amazing '80's tribute videos on Youtube. I've spent many hours watching the '80's movies videos.
One of my favorites is by a Retro Wave band called The Midnight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlW1w6gCWr8&list=RDdlW1w6gCWr8&start_radio=1

>>213015227
The Kardashian effect. It's social engineering. The human enemy is very sophisticated.

>>213017145
Man after my own heart.

https://youtu.be/ozyYueU2WH4?si=UWvD62bw9r5dqixH
https://youtu.be/ozyYueU2WH4?si=UWvD62bw9r5dqixH

>>213017311
ASS is ASOME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho&list=RDX53ZSxkQ3Ho&start_radio=1

kindly requesting more webms of Kristin Davis from Doom Asylum please!

Something about this thread seems, inorganic.

>>213017423
LOL
The butts in this video from 1992 are slim and trim compared to the butts you see on the streets and on TV in 2025.

>>213017543
Silicone tits make the world a better place.

>>213017664
>hard nips
>braided hair
nice on a subtle level

>>213017664
She went on to be a reporter for NBC, and also made some Christian movies for one of those mega-churches.

Thanks, Joe Bob!

>>213016781
She is so fucking hot when she’s in the demonic outfit in Legend.

>>213017844
>>213017519
let's see it

Imagine the average women these days trying to get into a leotard.
Sad innit?

>>213017598
I am not saying nasty morbidly obese ass that fat white women uses as an excuse to be fat, but I just think butts are hot. Always have, since I was young.

Looking at the pictures of fit ladies of the '80's in this thread and seeing what reality woman of 2025 look like is fucking sad.
We are quickly on our way to 100% overweight men and women.
I blame the internet with pretty much all jobs requiring long hours behind a computer screen and all transactions required to be done online.
We keep this pace we will all be physically disabled sitting behind a computer screen until we die of congestive heart failures.

>>213003708
They tried to get Phoebe naked in this movie, but she passed. Betsy's jugs were great, especially the topless slo-mo horse riding scene.

What is this boomercoomer/demoralization thread all about? Very strange.

>>213010316
Is that the girl Woody Allen wanted at her 17?

>>213019200
I'm not sure I can call Jennifer conventionally beautiful but something about her was so magnetic I still watch her movies without a second thought.

>>213004044
>>213004713
Would still do her.

>>213004044
>>213004713
Why was this so hot. Fucking confusing.

Women are always hot. Pretty much any in-shape woman between 18-50 is gonna be hot.

It's a shame that they don't have actresses like Phoebe Cates anymore.

Is she the perfect example of what went right in the 80's and went wrong with every decade since?

Linea quigley sis a lot of scenes

>>213021956
Is it true she was discovered at a Bruce Springsteen concert when Bruce saw her in the crowd and brought her on stage to rape her?

>>213022471
puffy pussy

>>212996227
Kikesses are the reason we can't have fun nor nice things anymore thanks to their eternal seething after all the Aryan women worship

>>212996392
This is too vulgar and trying too hard

>>212996392
These creatures eyes are creepy. You can tell there is no soul there

>>212995940 (OP)
scifi series V

Everyone says Kelly but I loved Peg

>>213000473
is this some kind of halftime show?

>>212998372
>horrible people
decent people aren't comedy material

>>212998533
why is she running like she's retarded?

>>213014946
also military

>2nd 80's thread
>No Belinda Bauer
Injustice corrected

>>212996392
Vulgar.

People were happier because there were less browns.

>>213024852
https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlBQxnBZmtCvYyL7iMMKsS-Ws-0PeOLV7

>>213022471
Would someone have the balls enough to do something like this today? Or would too ,any complain? This was in 1988 and comparing the new movie fear street prom queen which is supposed to be in 1988, it has nothing like this. It could be because this was low budget campy fun and fear street wasn’t made as good as the first 3 and it’s for young people but was for young people and was rated r. It could be how different a movie or show is like euphoria might do this

>>212996024
>shoulders wider than hips
>arms hand down to mid thigh
>hand bigger than face
>receding hairline
Is this that hunter faggot people pretend to like?

>>213025697
Set the film in the 80's as a commentary of 80's movie cake then flame anyone who complains as nothing but plebeians who don't understand your art or the vibe of the 80s in film

>>213017145
>>213018648

https://youtu.be/mcMh6GZoFC8?feature=shared

https://youtu.be/63088Hhjexg?feature=shared

bonus:

https://youtu.be/1C_fVnE3xHY?feature=shared

>>213027308
I see your embedding and I add my own
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UmOY6ek_Y4&list=RD_UmOY6ek_Y4&start_radio=1

Nic Cage & Deborah Foreman
https://youtu.be/_aPP7iD5yB0?feature=shared

try this one
https://youtu.be/DzBxD1NtQe8?feature=shared

>>212995940 (OP)
>everyone seemed happy
Key word here is "seemed".

>>212996024
She gets mogged to oblivion by the random girl that walks past her

>>212995940 (OP)
anons were born too late to be just old enough to instantly fall for Deborah Harry in "Roadie" (1980)
https://youtu.be/z16RL14SiiU?si=WU0H37rxPxG0Y_W7

>>213027676
Coke is rad bro, total mood juicer.

Josie Cotton
https://youtu.be/soleSTp_u_c?feature=shared

Monster of Love
https://youtu.be/OpDmF2zu0_I?feature=shared

Plimsouls Oldest Story in the World
https://youtu.be/zuYRqLrsLtI?feature=shared

Pat Travers I La La Love You
https://youtu.be/q9nKFnFrw9o?feature=shared

>>212998559
Source

Waitresses - I Know what boys like
https://youtu.be/5UX2afsTqFI?feature=shared

Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up gooning

>>213028660
kek

Missing Persons. Walking in LA

https://youtu.be/80WyBxo0Hto?feature=shared

The fucking Queen Chrissie Hynde

Pretenders Live Aid 1985
https://youtu.be/h8ND6xhtbAg?feature=shared

>>213028564
This song always reminds me of that '80's high school sitcom Square Pegs.

INXS. Don’t Change
https://youtu.be/sLm3Khusq_8?feature=shared

RIP Ozzy. Over the Mountaain
https://youtu.be/RrECR8daZPg?feature=shared

>>213022471
What arcade machine is in the background of this scene?

The Motels Take the L
https://youtu.be/Ooi8Cnb1fx0?feature=shared

>>212995940 (OP)
There are still tons of attractive young people who have fun and do fun stuff who dismiss the media propaganda and transgender shit. Just close your screen and go outside!

It's slightly less but still exists!

>>212996024
this version is better cause it shows how the (((producers))) desperately want you to believe this rail thin, rat-faced kike is smoking hot. image limit reached so link
https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1753318686309787.webm

>>213029285
what arcade machine?
Gyruss

Some really nice pictures and videos posted in this thread.
Thanks to all who contributed.

>>213029858
Agreed, great thread.

shit image limit reached

someone please make a new thrad

Last but definitely not least..

The Plasmatics The Damned
https://youtu.be/V-PNsMWpJx8?feature=shared

the 80's were based

>>212996392
>LOOK DADDY!!!

>>212996392
>Kikes think we are lucky we replaced happy blonde women with these evil ugly creaturas
Eww

>>213032668
What gets me is that the simple girl in bikini gratuity we often got in the 80's is now looked down upon in comparison to the full blown kike porn that somehow won an Oscar.

>>213032819
(((They))) need to cheat to win, basically. Notice how they never hire hot white actresses anymore and how Jewish actress don't dare to participate in a movie alongside a hot white woman because they would look ugly next to them
Meanwhile in the 80s white women always had happy photos together instead of those creepy videos of girls without friends doing weird dances and condescending look. Check out any photo old too, women used to smile.
But basically all the shit is because (((that))) religion insecure, ugly women won't allow us to have anything good anymore

>>213004640
this is erotic expression you retarded monkey, then again i don't expect browns to get it

>>213033110
Nta but that's not erotic shit, that's just vulgar, made for browns actually. You wouldn't get it since you are a yid though

>>213033188
actually you're just gay, sorry for the bad news anon

>>213033110
If the First Amendment's supposed protection extends from simple speech to various forms of expression, including spoken, written, and symbolic speech. Then why the double standard? Shit should be unrestricted, just like gun laws should be.

>>213033110
>Twerking
>I HIT MY ANUS YOU CAN PUT DICK THERE YOU GET IT
Nah. Also her face is gross as fuck

>>213033238
No I just dislike monkey dancing and vulgar women
>You are gay!
Kek, this coming from a (((religion))) cultist that can't stop censoring white women is hilarious.

>>213033110
>browns
I am White and not a slimy brown jew

>>213033110
Your women suck, and they are the ones not allowing fun anymore, fucking ugly feminazis

>>212996392
Even as a coomer I find this shit disgusting

>>212997801
>mullet

jfc that’s not a mullet ya frickin’ dork.

>>213016131

That’s Bess Motta from "the 20 Minute Workout" btw. And yes you know what I am talking about. And you’re welcome if you didn’t know.

>>213033110
>>213033188
>>213033247

ITT: Anons learn the difference between erotic and obscene, and that there were once obscenity laws for a reason.