pls be a dark jedi

we already have A10 dark jedi qt gf

Snood lost

>>212996447 (OP)
Hot

>>212996447 (OP)
Disney is just throwing money and zoomer actors at it. Yawn, wake me up when big titty blonde zoomer actress joins.

>>212996447 (OP)
She's a voice actor for one of Filoni's tales of the sloppa show

>>212996568
Can you add a light saber to this

>>212996447 (OP)
I’ve met her and she’s two feet tall. They’re gonna have to animate her hopping around like Yoda

>>212996732
Sounds based

Sith girls do it better

PALPATINE'S OTHER GRANDDAUGHTER

>>212996732
>I've met her

Does she still talk retarded? i fucked her like a year or two ago and basically gave her brain damage from smacking her head into a wall.

>>212996447 (OP)
Cast her as Bariss Offee in Ahsoka S2

>>212996447 (OP)
I can't wait to not watch this.

>>212996447 (OP)
it's a prequel
she's young storms comin annie

>>212996852
that's a dark jedi, not a sith

>>212996732

>>212996642
But all the new Star Wars films are blunders

That said I could see them putting Snood in a Star Wars film, given her sort of wholesome family-friendly image. Hope not though because she's too good for Nu Wars

I'd like to force my lightsaber into her dark side if you know what I mean

minch predicted this

pls be a twilek sex slave

>>212996568
I came here specifically to see this post

>>212996447 (OP)
I have latinx fatigue

>>212996447 (OP)
she and rey should have sex with each other

Will she show her cute suckable pink nips

>>212997744
no

>>212997079
good job

>>212997079

>>212996447 (OP)
pls be teen Grogu's girlfriend

>>212996447 (OP)
Mexicans in SPACE!

>>212996447 (OP)
Stars never needed star power. What made the original trilogy good was they cast the up and coming, a few stage actors, and people to keep George Lucas in check.

>>212999293
space toilets arent going to clean themselves bigots

>>212996447 (OP)
>box office poison has to relay on doing starslop now

>>212996447 (OP)
>white passing
not really

>>212996447 (OP)
HOLY SHIT!!! I’M STILL NOT WATCHING THIS GARBAGE!!!!

>>213000002
Shes white passing for an american lmao

>>213000002
>purple glup shitto
>terrible art
>some faggot sparkledog space wolf
>annoying animal
This pic gave me eye cancer.

>>213000177
ok fagget

>>212999265
>Ruined opportunity for Jedi master grogu to have a teen girl apprentice carry him like a stuffed animal and be love interest of a literallyme male protagonist for the new generation of fans by doing a complete demolition of the new Jedi order out of sheer seethe over Luke's return.

>>213000259
>Fuck you, I love eating shit!
Okay.

>>212996447 (OP)

>>212996447 (OP)
My penis likes this.

>>213000145
She shoots lighting force out her vagina

>>213000557
I would like to see that

>>213000557
Still not watching, though will save the webms when posted here.

>>212996447 (OP)
brown jedi

>>213000177
>massive titties in the foreground
>looks at the gay shit in the back
lmao nigg u gay

>>213000292
>a fagget
>obsessed with feces
all too easy

>>213000688
I've got a whole internet full of titties to look at, simping coomer.
>>213000693
You're the one immersing yourself in it, friendo.

>Star Wars
Does anyone care anymore? I don't even have the energy to be angry or sad, I just feel empty when sw is brought up.

>>213000735
And yet instead of looking at boobs, you decide to look at gay stuff.

>>213001045
>he doesn't have porn and 4chan open at the same time
ngmi
go back to r/soiwars, cunt.

>>213001062
And instead of looking at the porn, you look aamt the gay stuff. Why are you looking at the gay stuff?

>>213001293
>aamt
Bad morning, sir?

>>212997079
based

>>213001305
Not too bad, saar. I know typos fuck with ESLs, my bad. So why are you looking at the gay stuff?

>>213001332
Because you keep posting.

>>212996522
Imagine how much cuter she would be if it was...snood!

>>213001348
My first post was after you looked at the gay stuff, thoughbeit. Why are you looking at gay stuff?

>>213001449
Because I can make fun of whatever I want, while you sit there and seethe while you obsess over homosexuals.

Like a typical Star Wars fan. Why are you a fan of this gay stuff?

>>212996447 (OP)
Jenna Ortega joining a movie guarantees it will be slop. But does her joining Slop Wars mean that her ability to join shitty movies create some sort of double negative situation and the movie ends up being good?

>>213001496
You watch fay porn to make fun of it? Sounds gay to me, to you're the expert on gay stuff. I'm a fan of big boobies, not the gay star wars stuff you keep talking about.

>>213001582
>fay porn
Lel, a little buttflustered aren't you?
Why are you defending this gay stuff?

>>212996568
Based

>>212996447 (OP)
Hopefully she'll be playing a Twi'lek.

>>213001717
Hopefully Darth Talon

>>213001350
>We have snood at home
>The snood at home
The show being a massive piece of shit no actor could save the character, which the paucity of writing amounted to "bangs", but she managed the audience wants to stick it's penis inside her part of the character.

>>213001650
Nope, just drunk and been listening to ozzy all day. Why do you think big boobs are gay?

>>213001798
Why do you look at gay stuff to see boobies when there's plenty of straight stuff out there? I don't think you're being honest.

>>213001831
I don't look at gay stuff. I look at boobs. I think you confused me with this anon >>213000177. He loves gay stuff. Can't stop looking at it.

>>213001878 (me)
Oops, forgot to mention I'm trans btw.

>>213001894
No need to announce it. We already know. So why do you think big boobs are gay?

>>213001918 (me)
Forgot to ask, how was everybody last pride month?

>>212996447 (OP)
When I hear an actor gets a role in Star Wars I always hope it's some heavy makeup digital character voice work where you never recognize them.

>>213001952
It was alright. So you went from "I look at gay stuff to 'make fun of it'", to awkwardly calling yourself trans and asking about pride month. Suprised you haven't brought up your shit obsession again.

>>213002014 (me)
Just in case anyone was wondering I have seen The Force Awakens 26 times with my wife's son for the big boobies.
I'm totally straight guys, really.
Oh man I'm so drunk and listening to Ozzy right now.

>>212996447 (OP)
Keep it pumping jedi

>>213002072
Damn, that sucks gayboy. Why did you watch force awakens 26 times?

>>213002145 (me)
Also, did I mention I like big boobies? I'm totally not gay guys. I watch Star Wars for the big boobies and not those long lightsabers or anything.
I'm not gay.

>>212996522
Stinky Sith Pussy

>>213002183
Nooe, you never mentioned you like big boobs. You did mention how you look at gay stuff though. Eh, this is boring. Usually faggots are more fun to make fun of, you're just a retarded schizo.

>>213002318 (me)
And let me reiterate in case you guys don't know.
I'm drunk.
I'm listening to Ozzy.
And I'm totally not gay.
Did I mention I like big boobies?