>mfw a Gorilla forces me to sell Mercedes again

>>212999346 (OP)
Again, what is so offensive about gorilla nests that a table needs to be flipped?

nice lidda poppa colla

nice thread very organic

>>212999346 (OP)
>You can see Nick trying to leave his body while Sam wrestles Harland

>Back to selling Mercedes to Dominican drug dealers again

>>212999346 (OP)
>realizes the longer things go on the more they spin out of control
>sam and harland about to get into a fistfight over SEED OILS
>say fuck it and decides to eat a cookie to diffuse the situation
>....
>immediately regrets the decision
>realizes he's turning against sam, breaking rank
>panic sets in, he can feel the SEED OILS coating his mouth
>no napkins or anything around
>spits out the cookie into his hands, getting chocolate over them
>desperately wishes he could wipe his hands on Sam's shirt, and wring his sorry roided neck and just end this charade once and forever
>but he holds it in
>"not today sam" he mutters under his breath

>>212999394
>"You looked raped"
>"I'LL SHOW YOU RAPED"

>>212999394
>tight and ripe
Reference to Sam's video "Boston ross" making fun of marky
>taped up Zipp can, IZZE can is not
No free advertising

Reminder Harland Williams is friends with Tom Green, who invented the modern absurdist satire genre. Sam was going up to his idol and getting humiliated.

>>212999394
Gorilla nest = fish tank
>calls his friends dementors
Fishtank is disgusting torture porn, and not funny

>>212999394
>Why are you doing a JEWISH voice???
>Oh are you Jewish?
>Yeah but did you RAPE the corpse?????
>Oh were you raped?
>Did you know GOY actually means BIG PENIS????
Just why

Harland won

>>212999346 (OP)
Haha everyone thinks Nicks faces are one of the best parts of podcast

>>212999346 (OP)
This being a massive L is so forced, it was kinda cringe but it's also completely forgettable

>>213000440
Harland's video comments suggest otherwise.

>>213000440
Thanks for your opinion, Sam.

>>212999544
the fool's sip

I never noticed it before but at the end Harlan gives Sam the last word and as soon as Sam starts speaking its edited it out lol

>>212999394
it wasnt about gorillas, sam couldnt take any of harlands banter
>sam puts the asian midget next to harland to irritate him, harland constantly roasts the midge instead
>sam starts talking rape to make harland uncomfortable, harland leans into it instead and asks sam if he got raped because he looks like it
>constantly getting the names of the mdnpcs wrong, handing out nicknames left and right

>>212999991
>obvious Jesse Lee Peterson impression
>'why are you making fun of my jewishness?'

>>213000737
He edits out all of the plugs for his shows/projects lol

>>213000803
Timestamp? JLP is uhmayzin

>>213000440

>>213000830
duno who the aspergic one is here, but every time Harland introduces the podi

cajew

>>212999394
>Silverbacks are simian wiggers
>twigs in a group form a faggot
>he made his bed and failed to force the host to lie in it
>he's usually the big purple Daddy Dom master in these situations
>Cuties Brand Tangerines sinister pre-show foreplay

He failed to get away with it. That's a mimetic fracture point.

>I AM NOT RAPED! I am not raped! I know he ambushed me! I knew Jews rape more! More than Christians. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot Damiel to laugh for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That heatlamp! Are you telling me that just happens to be in the studio like that? No! He orchestrated it! Harland! He mocked me! And they laughed! And I stayed! And I shouldn’t have. I flipped the table! I wrestled that senior citizen! What was I thinking? He’ll never get serious. He’ll never plug my show! Ever since he brought up meat loaf, always the same! Couldn’t keep away from those rape jokes! But not our Harland! Couldn’t be precious Harland! Markyposting in real life! And HE gets to be on Rogan? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance!

>>212999588
>spits it out - like Harland's celery rape of Roganzee - an act of subconscious submission to both of them

>Americans when they try to match 1% of a Canadian’s comedic power

>>212999346 (OP)
I'm pretty sure MDE will be fine, all sam did was expose himself as the retard we knew he was all along.

>>213001170
Sam was talking to one of the creators of modern absurdist humor. He's a retard to think he wouldn't be outplayed.
>>213001204
Kek. Can you upload the lora somewhere?

If you only knew how bad things are.

>>212999346 (OP)
I'm genuinely sad about Nu-MDE. I liked them. I liked them a lot, but it's all just The Sam Hyde Show now. No one else is contributing and if they are you bet nothing gets out without Sam's approval first. Good for you Sam fans I guess

when will the kiwitroons stop dilating all over 4chan

SIRIUS-14/XM-88
THE GORILLA NEST with HARLAND WILLIAMS

Harland put some effort into studying Sam's tape and the one-trick gorilla got eternally btfo. The raped (Sam) and his sunk cost dickriders will continue coping over this mogging, which makes the whole thing even funnier.

>>213002332
Yeah. Shitting on Hasan and idubbbz was the last time he was funny. Fishtank and on he just hasn't been the same. He just surrounds himself with zoomer retards and grifts the fuck out of them and got lazy with it.

>TIGHT AND RIPE? IS THAT A REFERENCE TO THAT CHILD I RAPED? JEW JEW JEW JEW!!!! CHRIST IS KANG!!!
>*throws one punch at an elderly man and starts hyperventilating*

>>213003578
I raped a bonobo. Hear me out though, it felt amazing.

What's sad is that Nick is talented enough to be a pretty good comedian and great podcast host by himself and/or with someone else. When Sam and Nick were on panel on a comedy podcast I saw Sam bombed, but there was too much security/people who could actually beat him up to actually try anything like this, but Nick held his own and got great jokes in.

>>213003578
I'm happy that he converted to Christianity, assuming that isn't some cynical bit or trying to do a weird grifter heelturn. But as a comedian, Sam became utterly worthless and both Extreme Peace and the absolute shitfuckery that was Fishtank S4 just proves it.

I stopped watching Extreme Peace after watching that the first episode was a depressing shitshow. Were there any good bits to come out of it?

>>213003578
All autistic slapfighting and sperging aside, just think about that.
Harland is mostly a nobody but he's got a truly different audience for you to capture and interest. He's ribbing you and one random line just makes you completely lose your shit. "Tight and ripe".
The boomer audience doesn't understand why that was so blood boiling. Can anyone answer that question? Nobody seems to be able to.
Then a meek troll raises his hand and says "oh yeah that's probably about the 15 year old sexual abuse victim that he groomed on an anime pedophile website for years before trafficking her across multiple states to sodomize her. he recorded and photographed the encounter and then made a video mocking her for pooping on his penis. he was 30 years old by the way."
And the boomers jaws just drop through the floor. Like what the fuck, who is this freak? They find out he has thousands of unpaid sycophants who impulsively obsessively track his every move to play defense. "If it bleeds it breeds! I'm 30 and I want to fuck a 15 year old too! It was legal in the 1700s! Sodomizing a traumatized child is BASED!"
Sam crippled his own career. MDE crippled their careers when they refused to be concerned about Sam's disturbing deviant behavior. Harland could never do to Sam what Sam has happily done to himself for 20 years straight.

>>212999394
nothing, harland just didnt submit to sam which caused sam to sperg out because he is ultimately an insecure and neurotic faggot whose entire professional life is one big exercise in overcompensation.

>>213004180
i used to watch his real estate show and it was entertaining but lately his head is too far up his own ass.

>>212999346 (OP)
B R O

>>213000440
I wouldn't say it's forgettable. It was a trainwreck from start to finish and the amount of threads about it are justified imo.

>>213004180
Nick at least has some kind of niche talent. I don't particularly like his personality and I dislike the way he brands himself as someone who came from nothing, which is very odd to me. But at least I get his appeal, and good on him for managing to trick so many people into dropping 50 dollar supers just to hear his opinions on stuff.

>usually I’m the puppet master here

>>213004180
it was interesting watching nick try to be funny multiple times, diffuse the situation and play ball with funny shit with harland while sam just kept being an aggressive sperg and then nick's face would just drop and turn bright red as he died from second hand cringe

Has Sam said anything about this?

>>212999394
It doesn't matter if it was offensive, flipping the table is not appropriate in any circumstance. But calling Sam a gorilla is like calling him a low IQ dumb meathead gorilla. Basically calling him a nigger. He was saying that Sam has low intelligence and is not entertaining outside of his meathead desire to project himself as an alpha male gorilla. That's what I got out of it.

>>213004491
Same. It got kind of boring, the wigger pill addicts that they use to produce their stuff are yes men who add nothing.

>>213004647
This is the best frame of the whole show.

>>213004480
Harland is never that hard on his guests, and even here he only every played off Sam.

Just Sam can’t NOT be in control, EVER.

When idubbs came to interview him, there was no real intent to do a hit piece or something, but sam turned it into a humiliation ritual instead of just playing along with him.

Same with Matan’s show where he went overboard just to avoid getting prodded.

It was funny, but this is a good example of what happens when he goes up against someone who won’t budge.

Sam just couldn’t handle not being in on the joke.

>>213000817
Nope, only Sam's. If you watch other shows they are nothing like that. He clearly doesn't like Sam and refused to give him a plug.

>>213004695
No, not yet. Nick, charls and Erik have.

>>213004723
>But calling Sam a gorilla is like calling him a low IQ dumb meathead gorilla. Basically calling him a nigger. He was saying that Sam has low intelligence and is not entertaining outside of his meathead desire to project himself as an alpha male gorilla. That's what I got out of it.
And Sam played into it, Harland is an A tier troll.

>>213004695
He's in hiding I think just promoting EP and retweeting Damiel. He did post this image of him watching Charls' humiliation ritual.

>>213000868
I don't think Sam came in with a bad attitude. He's just been surrounded by zoomers who worship him both IRL and online for a solid decade now so he can't deal with a normal comedy interview. Comics usually don't argue, they play off each other's insults, concede to the other guy's roast at times to make his punchline work, and fire off their own. Sam can't do that because he's not surrounded by comedians but 24/7 professional glazers. He takes routine digs as a personal insult and gets defensive instead of rolling with it. It could also be because he's just not quick enough to think on the fly and can't handle looking clueless.
There's nothing wrong with him being an edaddy to an army of dysgenic and obese zoomers who never question him. But he also badly wants to be seen as a comic. But he can't have it both ways. If he lets himself be joked with, zoomers won't think he's alpha anymore and he'll lose dedicated followers. And if he stays his course, other comics will never take him seriously.
Trying to be 2 mutually exclusive things at once is the surest way to close both doors and end up with nothing. And I'm seeing the same hostility from Sam's fans now as O&A had around 2015-2018. Those dudes went insane and started trying to fuck with both Opie and Ant 24/7, I believe this is what's starting to happen to Sam. He had a ton of potential ~13 years ago but he just couldn't make it.

What’s going on here big guy?
You just broke my table

>>213004765
Lena Dunham was the first to break Sam by writing a character based on him for her hit TV show.

>>213004647
I lmaoed when Harlan sat down in Sam’s chair and Sam had to awkwardly go sit in Harlans after pacing around a bit, and then the rest of the show was Sam hunched over with his baldspot center frame with Harlan between him and his posse

>tfw it happened again

>>213004765
>Harland is never that hard on his guests
harland literally just leans into whatever sam throws at him, and because sam is just trying to bring up shocking shit like jews or rape, harland makes it funny by how absurd it is
>a big jew? like a fat jew?
>oh yeah I love rape, lets talk about rape

this irritates sam so much when he hears harland has a skit planned for sam, he flips the desk and when harland still doesn't break after that, sam literally physically assaults him because he can't even think of what to do to escalate further. by the very end he realizes what a jackass he looks like and asks if they can run it back and harland responds he's going to fast track it, and harland makes him look extra stupid because the one point where sam nervously opens up and has a genuine conversation for 3 minutes at the end, harland censors the plugs in the final cut

>>213004180
Automile was good enough that it got greenlit with him and Charls pitching it right after World Peace imploding. He's pals with Tim Dillon now. They are all capable enough to do 'side projects' that don't involve Gorilla Purse. Doing short films like Mr. Pregnant will cost less for the runtime or be delayed for years to BandAid with perfectionist graphics interludes.

>>213004990
He took it like Joe Rogan took the tapeworm and bear attack gags, except somehow even worse. You'd think he'd be terminally online enough with all these incestuous comedian podcasts cropped up since Coof to have some familiarity with Harland to avoid doing what he did - and failing - or have pointed de-escalatory questions on tap (OH COOL YOU WERE IN SCHOOL FOR ANIMATING TOO AH GEEZ DOOD). Charls' face after "they're both professionals" is priceless.

>>212999480
Nick has known Sam a long time. How many times do you think he's seen him spazz out?

I miss when he looked like this. Like 3 years ago. He was deep-frying funko pops and making weird TikToks.

the nephilim looked like sams

>>213004972
WELP BACK TO MERCEDES, IT'S A RESPECTABLE JOB I MADE GOOD MONEY AND SOME OF THE CUSTOMERS WERE NICE PEOPLE

>>213005210
Harland put a mirror in front of the gorilla and it thought it saw another gorilla just like it.

>>213005210
The interesting thing about the animator part was that harland was revealing he had actually had done his research before inviting sam on and so he probably knew about the last podcast appearance sam did and how that went with sam inviting a bunch of homeless people in. You could tell the entire interview harland was preparing to ask sam real questions but sam just kept escalating and verbally shitposting and the opportunity never actually presented itself.

Sam is getting clowned a little on twitter and someone replied to him with a gif of Nick's panic attacks (got 600 likes). Some other guy replied with picrel (got 250 likes).

>>212999346 (OP)
Crazy interview, you can see them rethinking their choices in real time.

>>213004947
What did he mean by this?

>>212999480
>Welp, there goes my career

>>213005299
I think this time its different, they are older and they are trying to make their show work and yet Sam is still trying to "keep it real", they are all just probably tired of his shit and realizing they can't work with this guy, they aren't gonna go anywhere.

>>213005440
Sam better save his shekels because he's gonna be one ugly MF'er in 5 years.

>I’m a GOY do you know what a GOY is?
>uh it’s a fish in a pond in Japan..?

This is the moment Sam’s eyes glazed over and his soul died

>>213005440
He's been balding for like the last 10 years

>>213005488
yeah, sam is really well known for coasting on his beautiful appearance. are you retarded?

Why did Harlan put Sam into a self-defence situation like this?

>>213005488
The positioning is just funny, after making gun of Sam for “lurching” and then stealing his chair then filming only from behind to focus on his hunched posture and bald spot.

>>213005552
>Harland is so utterly unconcerned by Sam's antics he continues holding onto some manner of confectionary in his left hand
I miss little details like these during the actual interview so these screengrabs are nice.

>>213005552
Who is the guy in the bottom right?

>>213004695
He has his boys on full damage control trying to spread the "it's a bit!" cope. His chudcel pay piggys bought it hook line and sinker obviously, as culties will do, but it's funny watching them try so hard to create this fake "we were just pretending to look like impulsive idiots who couldn't handle getting goofed on!" narrative.

There's only 2 possible truths to this meltdown (1 is the true one):

1) It wasn't a bit, Sam got outwitted and resorted to violence because he is an actual brainlet who can't think on his feet and rarely gets confronted because he's surrounded himself with spineless yes men and zoomie manchildren.

2) This was a bit, but everyone immediately "broke keyfabe" as wrestling faggots would say, to repeatedly say that the whole thing was made up and everyone was play acting. Why? Who knows.

Even if 2 were true (it's not) then Sam and co are still major fucking idiots. The point of a bit like this is to implant the idea it actually happened in the audiences mind and to keep that going as long as possible to drum up interest. That's the entire fucking reason you do shit like that, to generate hype off the presumed conflict. To come out and start screeching repeatedly "it's fake it's fake we were clowning you all got clowned on!" is retarded. If it was a bit they got the exact audience reaction they wanted, and explaining its a bit ruined that. Going back to the wrestling analogy, imagine if at the end of each wrestling match the winner helped the loser up and they both told the audience "Hey we were fake fighting by the way, none of this is real". That's the equivalent of what saying it's all a bit would be if this was actually a bit, it would invalidate the entire fucking point.

Either explanation still leaves us with the incontestable fact that Sam and his simp squad are genuinely fucking stupid. Shame there's so many stupid rudderless men roped into Sam's grift that can't see the light.

>>212999588
Realistically how much does the crew hate him right now?

>>213005617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=822KO8dPs0M

>>213004723
Sam wasn't funny at all so I agree with him on that

itt professional indian academy licensed body language readers and doctorate armchair psychologists

>>213004723
>call someone a nig
>they nig out

If it had been anyone else Sam would be the first one calling that person a weak willed monkey brained basketball player.

>>213005637
I don't know, but I would bet Charles expected it the most and so is the least derailed.

>>213005637
he has completely buck broken them so probably not much, Charls was smug as fuck during Sam's spergout though so he was probably very happy watching it

>>213003464
>Shitting on Hasan and idubbbz
That shit was never funny, it was really obvious that he was desperate for any kind of relevancy and just hoping he could get people more relevant than him to say his name enough that people would pay attention to him. He's been mindbroken ever since getting booted off television immediately after finally making it for being a retard.

is it possible sam will be humbled by this experience and won’t be such an aggressive retard in the future or is his ego too big?

>>213004723
>But calling Sam a gorilla is like calling him a low IQ dumb meathead gorilla.
And in typical low IQ dumb meathead gorilla fashion Sam immediately proved him right, which only makes it funnier.

i have anti sam hyde fatigue. if you guys hate him so much stop spamming threads about him.

>>213005836
Having watched a few other harland interviews, all of the guests were able to say at least something when harland sent some jabs their way. sam's "is that where they keep the... the internment camps ... for... (just trails off)"
I guess sam got away with it for so long because he surrounded himself by people more talented than him, but for some reason I don't understand he forgot this golden rule and put himself front and center.
OH WELL, AT LEAST THE PAYPIGS WILL NEVER LEAVE NO MATTER WHAT.

>>213005905
It's fun to laugh at retards who think they're smart.

>>213005835
No, the copium response to it proves he is more concerned with maintaining his image to squeeze a few more years of patreon bux out of his audience than about integrity. Rabbi Sam is a grifter, he has no values just car payments.

>>213005905
when Samstein stops spamming fishtank and mde threads we'll stop reminding him of how he got fucking owned by a boomer

>>213005747
it was pretty funnny unless you were a tranny fan of Hassan and idubbs.
Hope you enjoy watching Hassan chair loser.

>>213005964
>This
Fishtank is pure fucking garbage and literally not /tv/, the threads are obviously paid for and I will shit on him as much as I like because of it.

>>213005905
The compromise is simply banning anything related to him/MDE (especially fishtank) and treat his brigading like any other competing/negative influence that is policed here (like the butthurt instabans for linking kfarms directly and similar 4chan adjacent sites)
But Sam has the mods/jannies in his back pocket so that will never happen, the lesser evil is drowning out his spam with stuff exposing him as the fraud he is. That's the way it will be.

>>213006004
I've never watched either of them. idubbs was always painfully unfunny and I don't even understand what Hassan does and don't care enough to watch and find out. It's still obvious Sam is just desperate for attention from anyone more famous than him so he can leech a fanbase off of them.

>>213006108
sure buddy

>>213004723
Yup, it was over when he said "You like it 'tight and ripe right?" It's a direct reference to his marky video Sam posted that he took down.
>Calls him a gorilla
>Sam gorillas out
>Sam actually believes this will work to upset him
>Harland pretends to be upset that Sam broke all his equipment
>Harland jumps right back into the bit right after stealing his seat and not losing the strength battle
>"So can you make a gorilla nest with these twigs?"
>Ends the podcast by turning Sam's "YOUR CRAZY HUH" into a bit and doing an Asian accent, something Sam would've done to troll someone
>Sam is so flustered at the Asian accent, he can't even speak a sentence
>"Sam Hyde, you can't hide from me"
King shit honesty, just complete humiliation

>>213005635
>His chudcel pay piggys bought it hook line and sinker obviously, as culties will do, but it's funny watching them try so hard to create this fake "we were just pretending to look like impulsive idiots who couldn't handle getting goofed on!" narrative.
Utterly embarrassing. But par for the course, judging by the reaction of Extreme Peace episode 1. I have no idea how people keep unironically defending these shitfucks.

>>212999588
Steroids probably cause way more damage and inflammation to the body's organs than a single chips ahoy cookie made with seed oils.

hydetranny disintegrating TRVKE

>>213005635
broke me away from the grift. Well, this combined with extreme peace.
Before all this I thought they had made the big time and overcome the World Peace debacle of 2017.
NOPE.

>>213006783
That seed oil thing was crazy too, like he's never looked at himself in the mirror and realized he's a man who looks like his diet consists exclusively of corn dogs and doritos, yet he is concerned with "seed oils."
Which I get, seed oils are engineered for a high smoking point and the process that gets them there is not pleasant, but you have to look the part.

>>213005635
It's so clear cut a real crash out.

>>212999346 (OP)
MDE discord wants you to stop. They have paypigs they have to keep in the barn, telling them their little cult just got owned by a boomer selling boner pills is not going go well. Sam is changing the world. He's challenging Elon. We're past comedy here folks!

>>213005309
That shit was actually funny. He's gotten so serious with his faggot Dear Elon and Dear Vivek and trying to be the internet daddy to zoomers thanks to fishtank and Jet. get a grip Sam.

>>213005747
The Idubs thing was cringe and reeked of desperation. But it worked. At the time, I enjoyed it because fuck Idubs, it was clear that he had his own agenda and wanted to fuck with Sam. As for Hassan, Sam was still clawing his way up relevancy mountain at the time, but even if it was very clearly a stunt, it was funny solely for how Hassan freaked out like the limpwristed faggot that he is and always will be. Also, the Candyman character was the funniest thing Sam did in years and will probably be the last funny thing Sam will ever do in his entire career. No, Fishtank doesn't count.

Why aren't you a nature guy, Sam?

Gorillaposting is one of the funniest thing that happened to /tv/ since idk forever

Never had so much laugh for a long time

And Sam deserved all the hate
What an absolute fucking retard
I knew this day would come

>>213007504
tammy yikes cars and gwaphic design, vwoom vwoom

>>213005905
No no no, let the humilliation ritual continue. I wanna see that faggot cry.

finally someone humilitated Pedo Hyde

>>212999346 (OP)

You guys realize Sam will continue to make stuff, right? No way he lost many fans/"paypigs" over this.

>>213007216

The Matan interview was pretty funny, at least imo.

>>213007863
>You guys realize Sam will continue to make stuff, right?
And why does that matter exactly? I've been having a violent negative reaction to Hyde for several years now and my feelings will not change one way or another. Good on him if he continues a successful grifting career. But that doesn't change the fact that he's an unfunny hack lacking in self-control that is unduly worshipped by a terminally uncritical and mentally vulnerable fanbase.

>>213007975
k, just seething in 4chan threads is pretty sad though

>>213005736
>>213005708
charls has been fully vindicated in describing how sam is as a person and sam showed that so yeah he's definitely feeling smug and he should be he was 100 percent bang on about sam
>>213005835
there is like a 5 percent chance he will look inward and see how much of a faggot he has become and improve his shows and comedy, more likely he will surround himself with more yes men and move on like nothing happened and it was a "bit" cope
>>213006047
based, it can all stop with a total MDE ban

>>213007863
His image and ego is permanently impacted. He is still worth >100 million, but this interview will live in his head rent free forever and this will bleed into his work and make it worse. That's the funny part :)

>>212999480
>>212999346 (OP)
he literally starts laughing

you guys are fucking nuts and obsessed with Sam Hyde

>>213004337
Yeah this one, it cemented the guys Christian bonafides.

>>213008028
Are you a literal child?

>>213007581
>You're a Big Purple.
>For a Gay Gorilla.

>>213004842
good take

>>212999346 (OP)

NOW GO HOME AND MAKE YOUR FUCKIN' GORILLA NEST

>>213005488
>in 5 years

>>213003578
LMAO

>>213007863
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE HAS TO STOP HE HAS TO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CALL IDUBS NOWWWWWWW AAAAAAAAAAA HASSAN SAVE ME

The sharty zoomers turning against sam has been pretty funny to watch over the years. I think it's literally because he fucks while they don't

>>212999415
Fish Tank Live threads with 30 posts per minute are organic though. Real people really do love to discuss that real show.

lol

>>213004765
It was hilarious on Matan’s show.

>>213008093
See >>213008183

>>213008183
>It's based and redpilled.

Sam saying he's "13th generation American, English-German-Iris." is his deeply closeted Andy Richter moment, and he walked straight into that buzzsaw.

>>213007863
The Man Who Gets Away With It got got. It's metaphysical now. He's not even good at Frank Hasseling despite closely observing him the past decade like Jane Goodall studied gorillas.

>>212999945
Is that why it's popular with these chuds? What a bunch of fatherless incel bitches. lol

>>213008310
Why don't you build us a nice gorilla nest

>>213004458
Underrated post, have a (You).
The only thing I would change is the fact that Sam was always unfunny as fuck, and only funny to those who are as grotesque as he are.

>>213001204

when you REALLY think about it
sam came out on top in that situation

>>213000440
been seeing this spammed for 3 weeks, and still idea what it is, nor any interest in finding out.
Anti sam trannies are relentless with their mental illness.

harland insulted sam a little bit

>>212999346 (OP)
tranny bunker thread

>>213008542
Go cry to your daddy, maybe he'll rape you like he did Marky :)

>>213005964
This.

>>213006941

OI WAS ROIPED.... BY CANADIAN MIN

>>213008525
No he didn't
What insult?
That he was raped? Was he really? Sounds like he was
That he is a dumb gorilla? Well he just proved it

>>213008183

while this whole thing was embarassing for sam and the rest of the crew, Damiel really impressed me with his banter with harland

>>213008449
Nick sincerely concerned, Charls having a laugh, those kids not giving a fuck, Sam wishing he could punch them and accepting that it's not going away.

Perfect clip.

>>213008678
>I want more Biofreeze Jon.

>Are you a nature guy, Sam?

>NOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE SEED OILS NOOOOOOOO WE DON'T EAT IT HERE!!!

>>213000440

>>213005299
seeing him spazz out is one thing, having to be professionally associated with his spazz on a video recorded podcast..

>>213008491
>anti sam trannies
do you think sam begged them to jerk off at their feet?

Calling Sam Hyde a gorilla is an insult to gorillas.

>>213008957
agreed
gorillas are funny

>>213004972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWa0dZMHYeE

>>213004765
>When idubbs came to interview him, there was no real intent to do a hit piece or something

People only go with the idea that Idubbbz was trying to do a hit piece on Sam because Sam got the first word in
Idubbbz had to try and edit the humiliation ritual Sam set up for him while Sam goes on a podcast and pretends he doesn't understand what went wrong and people bought it like they bought Sam totally having no fault in his own show getting shitcanned on Adult Swim

Just before this thread gets pruned I want to say that from the very beginning, Nick and Charls were funny and original and Sam was just someone who said edgy shit then looked into the camera.

I'm not saying that Sam has NEVER been funny. Yet outside of MDE, he has so many misses and perhaps 1 hit.

Sam is the worst part of fish tank and his ideas constantly fuck up a idiot proof concept.
Unlike Nick and Charls, he exclusively surrounds himself with the absolute bottom of the barrel just because they will never ever take any action other than to praise and defend him and these people are not talented or funny so instead of giving himself a network of capable writers he surrounds himself with people who will defend his honor at the cost of the product he markets.

Yet at the end of the day, what ever he's selling, the scum of this Earth are enthusiastic to buy it simply to support the man who said the edgy shit they wanted to hear.
Charls pilled people would never. Charls gets his gibs when he produces entertaining content. Nick pilled people would never, they only gib when he makes entertaining content.
Sam is the weak link and his inferiority to the other members of MDE is vast and his fanbase are the absolute cancer infesting MDE.

>>213008449
How does Sam not notice Charls is grinning with delight every time Sam gets clowned on?

>>213009116
Seeing how Charls and Nick are proud fathers with loving wives and Sam either hasn't made a family or sweeps it under the rug says it all. He's an autistic jewish manchild.

>H: We are all going to be slaves to robots
>S: Yeah. Indian people

what kind of fucked up dialogue is this?
what kind of stream of consciousness is this?
does he always bring up the /pol/shit to every response? even to some obvious silly joke?
who decided that this guy was even capable of having a conscious conversation?

>dude look how hot is outside!
>YEAH! NIGGERS

>what do you think of the UFO sightings are tey real?
>YEAH! FAGGOTS

>do you like ice cream, Sam?
>ZEIG HEIL!!!

>WHEN ARE WE GETTING SERIOUS, HARLAN
>WILL IT BE JUST STRAIGHT UP NONSENSE?

dude you are nonsensical
you are a moron, Sam
politicized freak

>>213008967
they are cute
at least they make nests from twigs and not flip up the tables

>>213004695
no, has been on suicide watch ever since

>>213009205
A lot of services like driverless taxis, those musk robots, those checkout free stores that are supposed to be powered by AI, in many cases are actually controled by indians in a callcenter type set up.
https://www.businessinsider.com/amazons-just-walk-out-actually-1-000-people-in-india-2024-4

>>213009192
Become a father around the same time as Charls and Nick and I feel it gives me a unique insight into just how pathetic Sam is.
That he has the audacity to tell people to go out and have white babies while he trades family life for a bunch of dick riding zoomers is just beyond pathetic.

The way he markets himself as a comedian while selling nothing but affirmation to the dredges of humanity is just pathetic too.
We're all suffering in this kike world. Women too. If you yourself are not an absolute golemized dredge, you can easily find a woman smart enough to see the world for the hellscape it is and find a modicum of happiness together raising kids.
Me personally, I just listen to Charls' schizo rants because they're as good as true and they're totally entertaining. Yet they're not quite as good as they were before he made up with Sam if I'm honest.

>>213009255
Who cares?
You didn't know that food delivery bots are remote controlled?
How old are you?

>>213009335
I did know, and it seemed like you didn't. No need to get mad.

>>213009345
I knew it 10 years ago because i worked in a real robot factory

>>213009027
>That chicken nugget scoob you like is never coming back in style.

>>213009116
The ultimate comeuppance: get Automile greenlit by literally any other production company, with actual comedian cameos. They did it but for Adult Swim legal department fuckery (and Sam vagaries interacting with them to wave the fee). And they can do it again. Less self-suck, more Mr. Pregnant and The Photographer.

>>212999415
It’s like 2 guys with a seething hatred for Hyde, same thing when you see the marky copypasta that sounds like a catty gay guy discussing gossip

>>213009426
Then you may have heard there have been some advancements in AI since then, which turned into an overblown media spectacle that venture capitalists used to spin up some fake overvalued companies.
But the tech isn't actually there yet, so pajeet labour is used as a stop gap to get things barely working but not in any kind of way that's economically feasible.

>>213009315
>That he has the audacity to tell people to go out and have white babies while he trades family life for a bunch of dick riding zoomers is just beyond pathetic.

Presumably purportedly probably has a baby momma.

I let this video autoplay after something else because I didn't care enough to stop it and now I just went through all 4 parts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf_DyGqsOHQ
I think it's the best breakdown of the situation unironically. Whereas I didn't think much of it before, I now see that this might be the ultimate takedown of /pol/tards. Harland just fucks Sam and all his people raw and all they can do is meekly cope about "muh joo". It's not even high IQ humor but it is high awareness humor, and really exposes the absolutely brain-dead thought process of the average /pol/tard. We can now see that doubly as clear as they defend Trump seething about his love for Epstein and child-raping Jews.
This is what was needed all along to bring about this change. People like Sam can brush off the "Nazi" comments because it's a meaningless world largely. He gets accused of fucking teenagers as a 30 year old and that only brings applause from his audience. But the raw humiliation, the impotent jew/indian seethe that has no landing, being physically devastated by a man 20 years older after you've spent 10 years injecting Chinese goo into your balls to finally make you a real man.
We're witnessing the end of /pol/ as a subversive revolutionary force in real time, and I for one am glad. Because their reductionism has been devastating for people who actually desire intellectual debate about things like Jewish power or racial dynamics. Thank you Sam. You brought seething incels into political circles where they did not belong, and now you've been gracious enough to remove them.

>>213009530
listen I hate sam but I'm not reading through all this
you need to settle down

>>213004765
>Just Sam can’t NOT be in control, EVER.
It's pretty funny when you consider that every time he tries to "alpha" other people they obviously know what he's doing but are either silently agreeing to play into it or are too polite/meek to call him out on it (like with idubbz).
Then his negative EQ audience consider this a win.

>>213009546
Trump defending Epstein set the tone shift for the public stage and Sam's meltdown locked it in for the lower rungs. The center-left rise is NOW!

>>213009560
wtf is center left gonna do other than import more browns to screw whitey while being SLIGHTLY, only SLIGHTLY, less enthusiastic about endless middle east jew wars?

>>213008707
He's smoking weed. Look at his eyes.

>>213009503
Sam is ugly

>>213009522
>overblown media spectacle
maybe in some industries
but that's not the case here
Harland clearly was joking while Sam wasn't.
He wanted a serious political debate there on a comic talk show

>>213009619
he turned from young nerd into trotsky, and like trotsky did not see the pickaxe waiting for him from the far north

>>213009660
geg

>DAMIEL!!!!
*giggle*
>can you stand next to harland lol!
>harland proceeds to take full control of sams twink flipping sams attempt of overwhelming him with his unfunny zoomers on its head
this will never not be funny to me it was the highlight for me even more than the gorilla nest

>>213009713
>w-wardaddy
>prison sissy
Says a lot that in the bubble sam created for himself damiel stood out in his estimation is his best and brightest zooper

>>213009633
For sure, he didn't read the room.
At the same time, I'm okay in my personal life being a wet blanket and talking about serious topics with people even if they're resisting.
Not the way Sam did it though, lol. And I certainly don't give a shit about seed oils.

>>213009713
>>213009744
>goes AWOL at some point out of sheer embarrassment
comedic genius

>>213009713
That guy was part of Sam's crew? I assumed he was Harland's producer lmao.

>>213009758
I still don't know if sam ordered him because some glimmer of his colossal miscalculation manifested itself to him or if the rent-boy left of his own volition. I'm not sure I'll ever know.

>>213008542
We're all former sam fans

>>213008612
Do a version of Billy batts with harlands face saying "NOW GO HOME AND BUILD YOUR FUCKIN' GORILLA NEST

>>213009771
Same

>>213009530
I initially avoided watching but now I have, it's a good analysis I like the usage of the NQ (nature question) and how it triggered sam

>>213009771
Sam unironically thinks he's funny as shit which is why he brings him everywhere

>it sounds like some 90s comedy central

how else it was supposed to sound, you fucking moron?
did Sam even google who Harland is?

Harlads, have we been heating up this thread?

>>213010211
ON PURPOSE???

>>213009619
I don’t think even his fans would contest that, so what’s your point

>yet another astroturfed "We can't let Sam Hyde get the nuclear codes!" tier thread
No Succour for Fascists! Comrades, unite against Fascism!

>>213005905
Nah, Sams been skirting Lolcow status by excusing everything he does as a bit because he claims to be a comedian or straight up lying about what ever happened so nothings his fault and that conveniently everyone else has it out for him and are schizos
He can't keep getting away with it

>>213010277
is this the latest "if you hate my edaddy you're a leftist" cope

>>213010211
It was near Harland, so it was either to keep himself warm or it's a light to shine on his logo there. I'm sure it wasn't a 'heat lamp' to heat the room up like Eric Andre does or something. Harland's not going to make himself uncomfortable to piss off some roided-out failure.

>>213010236
Anon probably meant on the inside. He showed truly ugliness of the soul that day.

>>213010315
if you agree with reddit, go there lil guy

>I thought your back was hurt

Sam confirmed to be full of shit

>>213010277
I don't get it. Are you FOR fascism? Do you know what it is? Just because people you disagree with don't like something doesn't mean it's good. You're new to this, huh?

There aren't just two simple sides. It's pretty much an enormous grey area. Everything is. Your simplemindedness is showing.

>>213010357
What does this 'reddit' think? Agree on what?

>>213010372
yes I do want White people to fix their problems instead of letting Epstein elites turn their countries into sewers
>>213010379
>pretending
as usual

>>213009315
>That he has the audacity to tell people to go out and have white babies while he trades family life for a bunch of dick riding zoomers is just beyond pathetic.
I feel you. I wouldn't even mind it if what he was doing was a worthwhile pursuit. But it just isn't. Sam has some moments when he is able to capture a wider audience sentiment and voice discontent in a concrete way like in the case of Dear Elon, but the fact that he himself consistently frames his pivot towards overtly political content as a grifting, it just feels so very cynical and weird. He's like the patient zero for irony poisoning at this point.

>>213010403
sam and epstein are on the same team thoughbeit

>>213010475
sam vocally opposes mass immigration into western countries you miserable retard

>>213010489
both are jewish and both are pedos
your move

>>213010489
Yep, and that's why there are taxpayer dollars going into these threads to attack his character.
>Former Sam fan here, we can't let him get the nuclear codes! etc.

>>213010417
I now have to question whether he wrote the script for those or if someone else did.
Which is too bad, because they were funny, good, and captured the mood of the time pretty well. That dude needs a permanent handler though and a script before ever making another public appearance.

>>213009116
>Sam is the worst part of fish tank and his ideas constantly fuck up a idiot proof concept.
I just hate his faux moralism. It would be one thing if he was actually virtuous, but he isn't. He framed Simmons in S1 because he was so full of himself he had to be this generation's paragon. And in S3, he literally brought someone his production KNEW FOR A FACT was unironically a problematic faggot for an encore of S1 but this time with some semblance of credibility... just for the entire shtick to embarrassingly blow up in his face. Sam is consistently the worst part of whatever production he is involved in, and that is saying something when his company is the zoomer brain trust of Jet Neptune. It's pathetic.

>>213010489
And you believe that fascism is a good thing and will be worth it if you can stop immigration?
You prove yourself to be ignorant with each post.

No such thing as bad press, this is positive advertising either way.

>>213010502
Sam is not jewish you literal mongoloid. Epstein is pictured with 9 year olds, Sam maybe slept with a 17 year 364 and three quarters old girl.

>>213010507
>taxpayer dollars going into these threads to attack his character

>>213010531
>That dude needs a permanent handler though and a script before ever making another public appearance.
Good luck finding a tard wrangler for that roided out diva. He has too much of an ego to allow himself to be managed.

>>213010554
>muh heckin fascism is bad!!!
again, what is fascism? it's just White people drawing a line in the and and saying "no more abusing our nation". obviously scum like you oppose that.

>>213010507
>taxpayer dollars

You're a schizo, schizing the board up with your poltard nazi shitposting. You think everyone filling these threads is a "glowing" secret agent sent by jewish puppetmasters to "quell" the backlash against a "dangerous mind" like Hyde.
lol, I wish I lived in a vibrant schizo fantasy world like you people. It must be so exciting.

>>213010598
Weird, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5TYQNZBkaY started playing randomly in a new Edge tab as I was reading this post

>>212999346 (OP)
The longer I live, the more and more literally I take horseshoe theory.

Sam and Idubbbz are literally the exact same guy.
They are people who exclusively do humor through mocking people and then have an absolute implosive supernova meltdown when they get lightly ribbed.
Everyone I've ever really talked to who has been a decent person has had very similar principles.

>Center right culturally. "Being degenerate is actually bad."
>Center left politically. "People should be allowed to be degenerate behind doors without having to completely self segregate from society."
>Center left economically (we should probably have some safety nets for people who fall upon hard times seeing as we have all these taxes and just use it to aid Israel."
Liberal in terms of authority verses libertarian. "Government should have enough power to actually enact impactful policies but shouldn't be be powerful enough to quickly consolidate power and become authoritarian before the populous can intervene.

>>213010584
>heckin
Go back.

>Fascism is a far-right, authoritarian, and ultranationalist political ideology and movement that rose to prominence in early-20th-century Europe. Fascism is characterized by a dictatorial leader, centralized autocracy, militarism, forcible suppression of opposition, belief in a natural social hierarchy, subordination of individual interests for the perceived interest of the nation or race, and strong regimentation of society and the economy. Opposed to communism, democracy, liberalism, pluralism, and socialism, fascism is at the far right of the traditional left–right spectrum.

Pretending to be an actual Nazi. lol, aren't you edgy!
But seriously, now that you know what the word means, you know it's wrong and can stop pretending to support it because the "evil libs" know it's bad too.

We'll smarten you up, anon. We're patient.

>>213010642
If you say you don't want a million brown people flooding into your country every week, you're told you're a nazi. So I and many others are now nazis!
>We
Legitimate schizo? Opposing fascism is a mental illness by now ig

I had a dream last night that Sam Hyde tortured and killed a Yorkshire Terrier

>>213009619
Now that I think about, I never once fantasied about kissing Sam. So you're probably on to something here.

>>213010598
Don't you have a thousand babies to starve Moshe

>>213009530
I read "/pol/tard" and "muh joos" and I completely disregard the post. You can argue with low resolution strawmen all you want, but you're only convincing yourself of the value of your own opinions.

>>213010642
desu with you anon I welcome fascism, communism, or any -ism that is going to rip down whatever this garbage is we have now because eternal wars in the middle east combined with crippling poverty/rich poor divide as wide as the sea is no way for a country to function.

>>213010674
I know you're trolling. No one is openly fascist. You just can't read I guess. Fascism, even if it stopped your million brown people flood, would fuck everything else up for everyone but like 20 people who aren't you, so we're not going to go for fascism again in the world ever, thank you.

>>213010715
Oh, we EAT babies, not starve them. Also, space lasers.

>>213010548
I love how the best part of each season was exactly what he didn't want.

>Clearly wants Vance to win because he's a normal guy who is easily lead and can be turned into a goon.
>Winners are BPD girl and autistic girl, the latter who barely has anything to do with him post fish tank.
>Season 2 wants people to hate the bisexual Japanese man but he becomes the fan favourite
>Season 3 wants everyone to hate the bisexual schizophrenic black guy but he becomes the fan favourite and even wins the season.
>decides to literally not pay the guy.

>>213010559
>Sam is not jewish you literal mongoloid.
Both physically and spiritually, Sam Hyde is Jewish.
>>213010559
>Epstein is pictured with 9 year olds, Sam maybe slept with a 17 year 364 and three quarters old girl.
According to independent investigators like Darryl Cooper, Ryan Dawson and others, Epstein was exclusively into hebes. Which isn't an excuse for his crimes, but it is what it is. And what it is is the same thing Sam Hyde was (is?) into, so I'm not sure what is possessing you to defend milady's virtue here.

>>213010756
>no one is openly fascist
wrong and according to you people, White people existing is fascism anyway. at this point it's clear democracy is a complete sham and it enables vile scum to ruin things actually great (White) men built, so it's time for change.

>>213010861
>according to you people, White people existing is fascism anyway.

Brown hands typed this out. You CAN'T convince me otherwise. This is just too low IQ and delusional. You live online with no real world experience.

>>213010856
>desperately clinging to the false claim that sam is jewish
>then going to bat for fucking Epstein
lmfao wtf??

>>213010813
>>decides to literally not pay the guy.
Imagine betting 50k on black and then proceeding to crashing out for the rest of the season.

>>213010898
whatever makes you feel better lil pantifa bro ;)

>>213010904
his phenotype doesn't lie

>>213010904
Who are you quoting? Is this your first week on a 4channel board?

You so clazy!

>>213010861
People like you make me reconsider my entire political choices. It's like you're trying to poison the well with your stupidity.

>>213010975
wish I was an intelligent redditor like you

>>213010994
Wouldn't that be better than you being the midwit nigger that you are? Just fuck off out of 4chan, this isn't a place for kids.

>>213011013
toughest better man on /tv/ award

>>213011023
Aren't you too young to be having strokes?

>>213010994
Communists aren't human. not thread related

>>213010861
>White people existing

I'M white, dumbass. Why do you think a bunch of white liberals hate whites just because they don't hate browns?? You're so fucking idiotic it's unbelievable. I don't believe you.

>>213011029
no?? i'm fully vaxxed and boosted (not a fascist)

>>213011047
>Why do you think a bunch of white liberals hate whites
have you been living under a rock for the last 10 years?

>>213011072
If by 'living under a rock' you mean 'not consuming disinformation via social media', then yes. I have.

>>213010640

I'm probably more right wing than those you've talked to, but those quotes are pretty applicable to me too

>>213011089
>disinformation

>these retards arguing that sam is the savior of the white race or something
he's just your average grifter, he only cares about your shekels

>>213010640
>>Center right culturally. "Being degenerate is actually bad."
I would argue that this stopped being a center right cultural position some time ago.
>>Center left politically. "People should be allowed to be degenerate behind doors without having to completely self segregate from society."
This, however, most certainly isn't a center left position.

>>213005394
>tells you to act like a gorilla
>so you do a good impression and build the nest
>everyone is now saying you seemed mad (and raped)

>>213011180
Is this one of those tragic examples of autistic people not understanding context?

>>213011114
Yeah, if you're leaning toward fascism and you think the immigrants are eating the cats and dogs, you're a victim of disinformation. The worst part is you think you're being especially prudent and avoiding mainstream media "fake news" and getting the REAL inside stuff. You actually read memes and nonsense conspiracy shit and take it as truth because it rejects what you have deemed false just because of the source. You're an unintelligent sheep in a club who calls normal people sheep. You ascribe to the rule that because MK Ultra happened that you can never ever trust the government on anything ever. You're exactly the kind of stubborn fool you think normal people are, only you believe a bunch of wackadoo shit. You're harmless though because you're antisocial and you will never act on anything. You'll never even have sex.

>>213008491
>la la la stop bullying my Internet daddy I can't hear you
Get a hold of yourself dude

>>213010856
>Oy vey got didn't you know Epstein totally slayed so much legal teen pussy. G*d jews are actually such chads
Hmm not really beating the accusations there, rabbi

>>213009335
They're actually autonomous in China

>>213011216
I'm not the idiot you're responding to, but I need to interject. The "cats and dogs" bullshit isn't entirely false, though it most certainly isn't representative of migrants as a whole. Also, when Trump used it in the debate against Kamala, it was to bring public attention to what was happening in Springfield, which was an extreme case of the excesses of the Biden migrant policy. Otherwise, I'm with you.

>>213005637
Not at all.
>https://youtu.be/jdhFHBtyAuI?si=vi5dlkoCxwUG49GW

Sam and the gang getting 'cancelled' isn't new. They have their own gig going and it obviously works. Gay drama is gay.

>>213011216
I wasn't even the anon you were arguing with, I'm simply pointing out how stupid you are to actually think leftists aren't a bunch of spoiled, upper class, self hating whites. Didn't read beyond the first sentence.

>>213011265
You're either trolling or you're actually not capable of reading.

>>213011200
>I'm a le wacky wahoo absurd ribber kinda guy haha go build a fuckin nest you raped gorilla
>actually do it
I would say that's understanding the context and "playing along" (even though "pretending to be mad" is the mask for actually being mad)

>>213011216
>you're a victim of disinformation
how many vaxx boosters did you get? be honest

>>213011161
Not ribbing you but I just want to explain my idea of "center" isn't based off of what americans call the center as their overton window is widening and widening.

>>213011311
>randomly starts bringing up how Epstein unequivocally DID NOT fuck children and actually fucks entirely legal teens
So are you schizophrenic or just on an Eglin script ?

>>213011340
So you're really not capable of following text. That is very unfortunate.

>>212999346 (OP)
When can we talk about Fishtank on here again?

>>213011282
>in China
get out of here

>>213011392
Never

>>213011392
What is there to talk about even? The show was cancelled weeks ago. I have no idea why anons keep making /ftl/ threads or why mods aren't taking action.

>>212999346 (OP)

>>213011360
You seem to have a very vested interest in espousing the exact same talking points as the hordes of astroturfers and bots - namely Epstein DID NOT fuck children - but I will concede the writing style doesn't quite match, so they've either upped their game and started paying people who speak English, or you just really do believe that.