Name your favorite season, name your favorite /ftl/ moment in our long lasting history on /tv/

This thread is for all fishtank fans

if Earth is God's fishtank, and gorillanest is Jet's, why would anyone want to obsess over a bunch of miscreants puking on each other?

>Name your favorite season
Honestly S4 I thought might’ve been the best season before it ended abruptly.

>name your favorite /ftl/ moment in our long lasting history on /tv/


Favorite ftl moment was when Chris thought someone stole his bag of fishbucks and dirty clothes and he started punching holes in the walls and throwing food and then got naked and went into that fat chicks room and started throwing all of her makeup everywhere and then he realized he had misplaced his bag.

This thread is for all fishtank fans

>>213000672 (OP)
El Salvadore. I have no clue what the fuck it even is.
kind of like the warzone thing they did before blood game that i dont think anyone watched.

i already miss her the most

>>213000898
i miss REA that retard was my retard, and I dont turn my back on my retards

>>213000898
She has abandoned us.

>>213000672 (OP)
lol !

>>213000672 (OP)
It's all complete garbage to get Jet Neptune (r9k incel)'s dick wet.

i love /ftl/ threads on /tv/ thats my favorite

>>213000943
She just made a new IG and all her friend friends (bagel) follow that 1 where she posts

>>213000898
let it go.
school starts soon anyways

>>213001164
only 8? doa

>>213000828
>Honestly S4 I thought might’ve been the best season before it ended abruptly.

yeah same, and while chris was an entertaining watch I am glad he wasn't in it, could have done without him in season 3 too

>>213001164
So it will just be 8 people holding their phones reading chat all day? Pass

>>213001164
>getting paid every day
That's more than Sam and Jet can afford, despite Fishtank literally being a money laundering operation.

>>213001232
>Fishtank literally being a money laundering operation
that's funny considering kick is also a money laundering operation (stake and gambling)

>>213001164
That would actually be really funny but I doubt jet is serious about it

>>213001164
this faggot is so unlikable

I hope Sam sees the light and fires him

>>213001232
people had day rates on FTL, stupid

>>213001226
they are so retarded, just do exactly what fishtank does, every clone from the "bigger" creators always have to add some bullshit

>>213001164
Getting tired of Jet's smarmy "tee hee" gay little quips. Be funny for once, you faggot.

Realitsically speaking what are the odds jet could even last a day in the shoes of a fish and deal with uncensored tts?

jet fucked up
its clone time
and the best will win

>>213001347
0

>>213001347
he kicked a contestant for even slightly referencing r9k

>>213001364
shiva me timbers the fat guys got a problem with me

>>213001164
this is jets subtle way of saying he did it first btw (even though he didn't)

>>213001395
>mfw I realised he lifted most everything from dnsl games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-cSnNCZJuk

I have no idea why Jet is being so uppity
he literally tanked season 4, only his fault, millions lost in revenue , people got fired

>>213001490
sodaman GONE

>>213001490
Yeah haha jets fault. Only jets fault

>>213001426
disheveled ellie is hot

>>213001164
why is jet so sensitive

>>213001490
hes not g7 hes a dumb retarded loser

>anyone can join
>can i join?
whippit induced brainrot

was the victoria's secret bag in frame an attempt to cause more seething? seems like no one cared

>>213000672 (OP)
I liked tayleigh punching Trisha. didn't watch past season two because I was repulsed by the faggot simp fanbase like >>213000898

Latemellie <3

>>213001587
he's not being serious, jet made the exact same tweet when ice was asking for people for his prison stream and the battle royale thing last summer

>>213001619
oh people cared a lot, but ftl has been kinda in a state lately

>>213001619
I don't get it, what's this about
why would the victoria's secret bag cause seething?

>>213001619
If she had done that 3 weeks ago she might have been killed

We need the evangelion cosplay to be the Finellie of ellie nontent so we can all move on

>>213001619
Idc but that outfit is such a rich stacey look i love it

>>213001691
innocent asexual virgin girl is buying fancy lingerie or whatever

need me a little ellie outdoor cooking stream action before i can say my peace

>>213001269
Why did jet say he wasn't paying people?

>>213001347
>>213001391
He'd piss his pants and cry and flip a table gorilla nest style if you talked about him being a r9k incel cuck faggot loser, instead of "muh artistic genius"

>>213001791
>flip a table
We all saw he isn't strong enough to do that

>>213001164
>jet is brought on
>has to start a kick stream
>"mods ban anyone saying hack blastard or neptroon"

>>213001744
truly schizophrenic if that's the reason

>>213001838
>mintz is a mod on his kick too

>>213001845
didn't stop a populated /ftl/ before lol

>jew phoning the magic stars inviting them to film porn
the fishtank pornographic film is real

>>213001845
Schizophrenic is the name of the game. They make outlandish shit up and then put on the fish to dispell the rumors and give them attention.
It worked on ellie a bunch so anons kept going at it

>>213001879
Burt's gonna cum on Aryeh's ridges

Would you watch the arye / burt sex tape?

>>213001838
then they just spam everyone else until they bring it up in person

i thought fishtank invented the reality tv genre... why does sam say "big brother" style

Why do Jews always have this specific accent

Where the hellie is Ellie?

>>213001879
>>213001905
Burt and Aryeh having gay sex while Letty dominates Ricky

>>213001925
I would like to see aryeh be put in a big blender
I've realized post season 4 that the cast wasn't very good, kinda awful

Burt's dick is currently on Ricky's stream

>>213001925
Yes. I'd stroke my shit to that shit

>>213001949
Grounded for real this time

Ellie M. is my outie's waifu and my innie's gf

>>213001976
sam status?

Who's this Rosenberg fellow anyway? Sounds like Xavier

>>213001987
It seems so

It's a gay show

>>213002001
back in my day innie was used to describe a woman's pussy lips

null is a faggot

>>213001987
maybe the boxcutter picture outside her highschool went a little too far

>>213001976
artist guys, assemble!

>>213002077
>boxcutter picture
post it please, I haven't seen it

>>213002066
i still get confused when people post his retarded posts like they make any sense and are profound or something, he is totally clueless

>>213002106
see >>212964302

>>213002077
Nah. Either the schizoing out got tiresome. She got bored of wanting to stream or she is trying to kill off simp heat. Probably all 3

Shadi's big brown butt with pants pulled down, my penis hard.

This greg thing might be the worst spin off thing of all time

>>213002122
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/212961938/#212964302

>>213002122

>>213002155
isnt there a russian one and an El salvadorian one too? at least greg has some relationship with the core crew.

>>212964302
>>213002122
its a funny bit

>>213002117
it can feel like he's as dumb as it gets, but there are other people as dumb, low info and lazy as him

>>213002194
Spictank is kino compared to this everyone involved bar Trish should be fed into a wood chipper

>>213002122
that's a fat guy, you can tell he's fat
probably big manboobs and high estrogen

Sorry but mexijet has even worse ideas than gringo jet. This show is just a lame friendtank in Spanish. The clips they post as HIGHLIGHTS are like them drinking water at 6am. Wow. Really crazy content amigos. Muy loco

>>213002194
The Slavic one isn't derived from fishtank. It's its own thing that spawned from Slavic streamer culture.

>>213002122
fuck that faggot

>>213002249
I was watching it for a second it was a latina E begging while in an elf costume with her feet out.

>>213002268
>spawned from Slavic streamer culture.
Slavs might have the worst culture ever

>>213002280
Sounds like Angie

protecting ellie with a McMillan TAC-338 bolt-action rifle chambered in the .338 Lapua Magnum cartridge

>>213002268
im pretty sure slavic torture videos pre-date streaming

>>213002280
On Greg's thing the dressed up creatures friend like a girl and im assuming they are like dancing monkeys or something zero soul to it.

I wonder if someone reported it, doesn't seem all to smart picturing yourself with a possible weapon in front of a school and post in online in a threatening manner.
proabably have cameras around too

>>213002261
>wherea my humiliation rituals?
You enjoy the satanic part of fishtank.
That being said im not watching spictank either

hey ladies is 6 inches girth big enough

>>213002268
not true, Fishtank episodes have exploded with Russians because there are people covering them in Russian

>>213002349
is this the latest Ellie drama?