Thread 213000925 - /tv/ [Archived: 302 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:41:40 AM No.213000925
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>Uhh bros...did you just hear something?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:44:40 AM No.213000984
jimmers
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>I HEAR BONES CRACKING
>I HEAR VOICES CRYING
>I HEAR THE WET CRUNCH OF MEATBAGS FOLDED BY IMPLODING STEEL
>I HEAR THE LIFE SNUFFED OUT OF THAT ACURSED STOCKTON RUSH
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:46:54 AM No.213001033
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>>213000925 (OP)
They were all buried in a single small casket.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:48:30 AM No.213001074
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>Stockton Rush?
>More like Stockton Mush
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:52:46 AM No.213001147
>>213000925 (OP)
>yes i agree to being sealed in from the outside
don't do that
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:54:05 AM No.213001177
all our tomorrows colonials
all our tomorrows colonials
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>>213001033
my ancestor!
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:54:48 AM No.213001194
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>>213000925 (OP)
What do you think his last full word was?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:55:22 AM No.213001215
everyone is stupid except me homer simpson
everyone is stupid except me homer simpson
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>>213001194
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:55:50 AM No.213001233
>>213001194
>LOWER THE BALLASTS... SAVE US JIM....
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:56:50 AM No.213001266
>>213000925 (OP)
Do you think they heard a loud, alarming groaning sound coming from the hull, right before they never heard anything ever again?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:56:54 AM No.213001267
>>213000925 (OP)
That's just a little paprika and garlic powder.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:58:38 AM No.213001314
hey_lady
hey_lady
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>>213000984
>>213001074
>mfw Jimmy puts an implosion scene in Avatar 3 somewhere
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:00:14 AM No.213001363
>>213001194
>THE HULL IS SEASONING EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FI-
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:00:26 AM No.213001367
james-cameron-give-two-thumbs-up-after-a-successful-dive-to-challenger-deep
>>213001194
gloop
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:01:33 AM No.213001399
>>213001314
Have you not seen the abyss?
Deep star Six is a piece of shit movie that exists for one of the greatest explosive decompression scenes in film history that fucked me up for weeks after seeing it as a kid.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:01:55 AM No.213001414
>>213001215
:^)
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:03:21 AM No.213001445
dont we have small scale acoustic data so we know exactly what they heard right before death, just louder
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:04:38 AM No.213001474
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>>213001266
Subs groan because of warping metal, but Titan's hull wasn't metal. Given that the carbon fiber was at critical failure point, they probably would have heard lots of very loud bangs in succession and then nothing.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:09:14 AM No.213001589
snapshot
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>>213001194
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:13:46 AM No.213001736
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>>213000925 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:16:00 AM No.213001804
>>213001474
phoar
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:17:48 AM No.213001848
shitgate50176
shitgate50176
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>>213001736
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:18:25 AM No.213001860
For those wondering: they could hear the hull slowly cracking. So they knew they were going to die, at least for 30 seconds. Stockton was probably saying some retarded shit like ''that's just the hull being seasoned''
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:22:45 AM No.213001964
hq720
hq720
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>Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Stockton! HAAARK! Hark, Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin' tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Stockton, even any scantling of your soul is Stockton no more, but is now itself the sea!
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:28:58 AM No.213002143
>>213001964
Add in Pontus and Oceanus
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:31:11 AM No.213002221
>>213000925 (OP)
Unironically just IMAGINE, like try to CONCEPTUALIZE the sheer terror those retards were all feeling in that last 20, 25 seconds where they knew they were gonna fucking die. I relish it.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:32:03 AM No.213002248
>>213002221
Relish it?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:33:22 AM No.213002284
White pepo dun seasonn they hull
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:34:35 AM No.213002319
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:34:49 AM No.213002330
>>213001964
>alright have it your way, I like your submarine
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:38:59 AM No.213002453
father-and-son-reunion
father-and-son-reunion
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>>213001033
yummy

>>213001367
i don't think that happened to Augustus Gloop, maybe he fat obsorb the schock
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:43:08 AM No.213002578
>>213001474
...s-source of the original image?
asking for a friend haha
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:47:42 AM No.213002699
>>213002453
>i don't think that happened to Augustus Gloop
A current-year Charlie and the Chocolate Factory adaptation would show Augustus being led toward a cylindrical peppermint submersible, which is closed shut by several Oompa Loompas and pushed into the depths of the chocolate river. Augustus bangs on the sides of the sub as he falls deeper and deeper into the depths of Wonka's liiquid chocolate abyss. The Oompa Loompas then sing a song about Augusustus being a dumb fat fuck before the abrupt and immediate buckling of the cotton candy sub creates a loud boom that reverberates throughout the candy room. Wonka, played by James Cameron turns to Mrs. Gloop and sassily mouths a "I told you so" before taking the rest of his unsuspecting victims to the inventing room.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:51:41 AM No.213002795
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>>213002578
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:55:53 AM No.213002886
But enough about the DCU
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:57:30 AM No.213002934
>>213000925 (OP)
let's combine our thoughts to better figure out what that sound could be
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:59:54 AM No.213002997
>>213001194
>DIE WITH ME YOU FUCKING PAJEE-ack!
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:11:46 AM No.213003284
>be US sub in the Atlantic doing normal sub stuff
>detect a tiny ass sub and it implodes
>move on normally and obfuscate the Coast Guard
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:03:52 AM No.213004526
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>Yeah, I knew minute one that fucking idiot was dead as soon as I heard the knews. Went and sent some emails to his friends and family just to let them know how fucking dead he was too.
>"...sir the question was your opinion on the current search and rescue effort"
What was his problem?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:11:17 AM No.213004724
>>213001194
>Right full rudder, 30 degree down angle
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:25:04 AM No.213005049
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>>213001194
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:27:25 AM No.213005110
>>213001266
there's audio of the hull failing from test dives, it sounds more like pinging than anything
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:28:38 AM No.213005135
>>213000925 (OP)
he was sabotaged by the ultraterrestrial advanced reptilians that live in the deep ocean and deep underground, and James Cameron is in on it
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:29:43 AM No.213005159
>>213001194
Game over man, game over
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:32:06 AM No.213005208
>>213001194
>whats your guys' stance on old white men?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:01:26 AM No.213005791
>>213000984
Who has the Cameron screenplay copypasta?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:02:38 AM No.213005810
>>213001194
OH N-
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:04:59 AM No.213005858
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>>213005791
>This was a terrible, terrible tragedy and my heart goes out to their families. We can at least take solace in the fact that they were warned before the implosion occurred that the hull was about to experience catastrophic failure and they were thus fully aware of their imminent and instantaneous deaths, and were actively trying to escape this horrific fate because we know they dropped their ballasts in a futile attempt to frantically ascend to the surface. Pure, visceral fear and helplessness was surely felt by all. In fact, they undoubtedly could acoustically hear the hull delaminating in real time, regardless of the warning system. I can picture it in my brain. Imagine the camera panning up to the 19 year old's face as he looks to his father in their final moments of absolute existential dread. Cut to dolly track close up of Stockton Rush initiating the ballast release function, possibly screaming, we'll have to brainstorm that shot. Cut to outside the vessel with a full view of the implosion, minimal to no music or score playing for full effect. Anyways, terrible tragedy. Heart goes out to families.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:05:22 AM No.213005863
imagine all the popping noises from the carbon fiber breaking apart. You would be in sheer terror, unable to even hear your own thoughts as a sense of dread consumes you.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:23:10 AM No.213006210
>>213000925 (OP)
>Boomer Hubris Incarnate
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:31:29 AM No.213006381
>>213001194
360 NO SCOPE
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:33:07 AM No.213006404
>>213002997
hehe
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:57:19 AM No.213006853
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>that JewTuber who got into the sub and stared down the inky black depths he'd spend an eternity in as a red paste, only to be saved by the descent getting cancelled due to bad weather, watching the news three days later to see it imploded and realizing that would've been him
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:08:54 AM No.213007083
>>213001074
Is that a Rolex or Omega?