Thread 213001455

>>213001455 (OP)
All British accents are fake.

>>213001455 (OP)
Not even that. Burn local is just doing his Shane voice and Tom Holland talks like Peter Parker

>>213001455 (OP)
In the trailer, they have American accents which is even worse

Do yourself a favour and watch real Odyssey kino. This new slop barely qualifies as an epic

>>213001455 (OP)
I know Ancient Greece provided the basis for western civilisation (because the Romans carried Hellenic culture with them into Europe) but its always been funny to me watching pasty angloids portray people who were eastern swarthoids.

>>213001509
There is no trailer, it's still shooting

>>213001509
Which trailer? There's like two dozen ai trailers on youtube.

>>213001566
The swarthiness came from multiple Turkish invasions. Greeks used to be blondes.

>>213001643
>>213001664
I'm trying to find it too. From the wiki
>A 70-second-long teaser trailer for The Odyssey featuring Holland's Telemachus and Bernthal debuted exclusively in movie theaters ahead of screenings for Universal's Jurassic World Rebirth upon its release in July 2025, one year before the film's release.[7][59] The teaser was expected to be released online later that year,[59] but was leaked online soon after.[2][59]

Is this bullshit?

>>213001684
you are a literal retard

>>213001493
I also subscribe to this conspiracy. Its like a gay voice, they have to get up in the morning and put that voice on

>>213001455 (OP)
If you pay to watch tranny theater, you deserve every bit of irritation and depression that comes with it.

>>213001684
>Greeks used to be blondes
Lmao

>>213001704
So the Greeks looked exactly the same three thousand years ago as they do today?

>>213001643
>>213001664
>>213001686
The trailer has been showing at cinemas for the past two weeks. It got leaked a few days before that. You guys been living under a rock or something?

>>213001493
Technically true. The American Southern accent is closer to the 'true' bongoid accent than all the accents they use today on that godless island.

>>213001455 (OP)
Angloniggers always trying to take credit for the accomplishments of Med chads.

>>213001995
Make your own fucking movies then, Spiros.

>>213001923
why can't I find it on youtube/xitter?

>>213001566
Hes tanned bro

>>213002133
Hasn't been officially released online. Some German guy who works at an IMAX cinema leaked a 4K copy of it on Reddit a few weeks ago.

>>213002298
And that changes the fact he's clearly swarthy? Northern Euros blister, pop and burn under the sun, they don't turn bronze lol

>>213001904
No. Modern Greeks are actually lighter than ancient ones because Byzantine era Slavic migrations introduced Steppe ancestry into the population. Ancient Greeks barely had any Steppe DNA.

>Nolan had to include a bunch of diversity slop in the cast and setting because Hollywood requires that to be eligible for Academy Awards now
>this is probably going to result in this actually being one of his worst films

>>213001455 (OP)
The only "epic" part of this shit is that it will be shot on film. It's gonna be shit, Nolan fell off after Inception.

>>213002831
You can have them all be crew members and it still counts. Nosferatu got four nominations and Eggers has yet to put a non-white in front of his camera.

There's still a small chance this will be good, right? I feel like if he keeps the tone minimalistic and really pushes the boat out visually by leaning into the mystical aspects of the story, it could actually end up being decent. The biggest danger it faces imo is that if it's just generic 'epic' sandalshit with loads of uninspired CGI. Make it really weird and unusual. I didn't much care for Oppenheimer but it was at its best when it was being experimental.

>>213003080
>nominations
Humiliation ritual. They're never voting for something that is this white stacked.

>>213001455 (OP)
If you've seen the leaked trailer they all have american accents

>>213003597
ew

It's a Nolan movie, so expect it to sap out all the magic and uniqueness that makes a story like the Odyssey a fun adventure.
I bet the cyclops is just gonna be a 7 ft guy with an eyepatch

>>213002831
He casted that tranny Ellen Page. Now I won't watch it.

>>213003668
It's been confirmed they built a 15 or so foot animatronic cyclops for it

>>213001547
This.

dumb book. what are the chances a guy named odysseus would end up going on an odyssey?

What does "being shot in imax cameras" mean to anyone? I'm not watching it in Imax LOL

>>213005816
I watched the Dark Knight Rises at the Pittsburgh Omnimax. The picture was projected on a huge dome, lots of motion blur during fast shots. It sucked ass

>>213001733
Kino

They're gonna take out the massacre of the suitors, aren't they?

>>213003668
More like expect 10 different time skips that don't add anything to the movie other than confusion so that you are forced into multiple viewings if you want to understand wtf you just watched. Case and point Oppenheimer

>>213005728
I thought his name was Ulysses.

>>213006370
>Case and point
What?

>>213001509
>>213001643
>>213001664
NTA but they showed a teaser trailer before screenings of Jurassic World and it looks really bad. That shitty actor who plays Punisher on Netflix is talking to a teary eyed Tom Holland and it's torturously bad acting. Nothing about this movie looks good and the casting is beyond abysmal.

>>213006166
I'm betting they keep it but somehow make the suitor's intentions more noble (for a morally gray or "complicated" Odysseus). They're certainly not keeping the part afterwards where he hangs all of his slavewomen who were sleeping with the suitors.

>>213001455 (OP)
What do you want? Some Apocalypto tier movie where they have non stop dialogue in a dead language literally no one can understand?

OP you do realize that since 2020 any and all discussions in the English language internet about antiquity are just swamped with unlimited Indians, Iranians & Turks right?

Doesn't matter if you're talking about ancient Europe or west Asia, it's just going to be browns screaming their specific identity's butthurt obsession at you.

>>213001923
This guy is fucking stupid looking

>>213005728
I know right. And what are the chances that the first guy to run a marathon did it from the Battle of Marathon?

>>213001923
Look at that shaved kike ape lmao

>>213005816
The difference is very apparent and jarring once you're aware of it. If a film is shot using IMAX cameras, you should watch it on an IMAX screen to get the (literal) full experience.

>>213006537
I think people still speak the apocalypto language in the backwoods of Guatemala.

>>213001455 (OP)
If you think doing """""""authentic""""""" fake accents is kino you should kill yourself

Im sure this will be as historically faithful as Dunkerque was

But seriously though. The faggot subhuman vermin of this board actually think this movie will be bad because the actors won't do fake greek accents. That's the level of "person" you're talking to. Let that sink in.

>>213001455 (OP)
Yup. Kino incoming for sure.

>>213006700
Yes, but the best experience for Cameron's avatar films is in fact Dolby cinema 1.85:1

>>213006700
Pic unrelated