How do I become a sophisticated cinephile like you guys so the girls think I'm cool?

>>213002013 (OP)
watch clint eastwood westerns over and over until you can recite the dialogue from memory.

make trannybox account and write wholesome fanny chungus one liner reviews and link your insta in the bio

>>213002013 (OP)
Watch Marvel

>>213002013 (OP)
research the categories, themes, genres and techniques that you like and find the films via wikipedia deep dives. Appreciate the art, find the films you actually want to see, be true to yourself and the girls will come. Dont try to be performative, anybody that actually knows about the topic youre masquerading as will see right through you. Take recommendations from other people. And eventually *thrusts waist into table for dramatic effect* UNGF, youll learn to be comfortable with yourself before needing validations from others, and you can be the one with the opinions and authority on a subject with confidence, rather than relying on others for validation and or following their lead.

Watch boring movies and pretend that you like them. The filmographies of Terrence Malick and Roman Polanski would be a good starting point.

Molest children

>>213002013 (OP)
watch jewish misery porn or movies about retards.

>>213002013 (OP)
If you want girls to think you're cool you need to be attractive, anon.
Are you?

>>213002498

>>213002498
this

>>213002013 (OP)
https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/top/film/all-time/
Go down the list and watch what interests you. If you like a particular film, check out the director / screenwriter / cinematographer / actor and see what else they made. Avoid propaganda (the more recent the more likely, eg american history x)

>>213002013 (OP)
watch Michael mann films. women love Michael mann kinos

>>213002013 (OP)
Watch The Naked Gun (not the remake) and see how art is made. Jews used to be really good at movies.

Frank Miller pepe?

Watch all of these

>>213002154
Based cinema enjoyer!

Sar, you have to watch the snyder verse which I adore.

>>213002013 (OP)
Ask Rossy

>>213002013 (OP)
Women love a good Borat impersonation

>>213002013 (OP)
This is /tv/. We're not cinephiles. We're more like centipedes. We just crawl around and complain about things to amuse ourselves. Sometimes a movie might be seen by one of us, but we just make memes about it and blame others for liking stuff. And we lie about our extensive knowledge of motion pictures.

>>213002013 (OP)
Appearance is everything. Invest in suede loafers and a nice pipe. Watch Gone with the Wind. The rest will fall into place.

>>213005093
They sure do.
https://voca.ro/12msDzpekqn4

>>213002013 (OP)
Watch nothing made after 2000 and avoid American slop, especially that which was made after the Hays code repeal

>Rossy on /tv/ for some reason

>>213002159
>Roman Polanski
Chinatown and Rosemary's Baby aren't boring.

>>213005539
>2000
2006*

>>213002013 (OP)
watch TUBI

>>213002013 (OP)
be yourself

Hang out on /tv/ more, this is THE PLACE for sophisticated film discussion. Just ignore the 18,000 capeshit, Star Wars, e-celeb reviewers, and "this made boomers shit their pants" threads

>>213002076
Westerns really are the peak of film. For both the critic and the masses.

>>213005719
It's the Italian directors mostly, of which you can see far more in real Italian films

>>213005656
What's good on Tubi?

Looking for recs

>>213002013 (OP)
Kill Rossy. Hang Rossy. Roundhouse kick Rossy. Throw Rossy into a wood chipper. Kek based.

>>213005775
Leone and Corbucci owe their lives to Ford.

>>213005805

>>213005805
they all owe it to that jap guy samurai films, don't lie

>>213007351
The jap guy owes it all to Ford as well.

>>213005581
I agree but he's made twenty or so other movies and they mostly are.

>>213007394
I would wipe the balls of cheetho dust off of my rosy cheeks, but I am actually feeling emotions over ozzy osbourne and I don't really know why.

>>213002013 (OP)
>Spend years watching all sorts of trash films. Litterally everything you can find
>Enter a long term homosexual relationship (as the bottom) and constantly over share and cry
>Read several books on the subject
>Accidentally kill a homeless guy
>Cheat on your gay lover at Cannis
>Start to get REALLY into wine. Like REALLY into it.
>Make your own film leveraging the gay polycule about a wine taster navigating modern new york when he accidentally kills a homeless guy
>Have it get rejected
>Send several angry letters to Sundance
>Eventually become bitter
>leave the polycule and swear off wine
>Start a blog where you harshly critique indie films

It's that easy

>>213007583
>Accidentally

>>213002013 (OP)
If you want to impress girls , skip the cinema and start watching TikTok videos

>>213007583
+1 I wish I could +2