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Anonymous No.213002013 >>213002076 >>213002091 >>213002154 >>213002498 >>213002516 >>213003627 >>213003661 >>213003689 >>213005022 >>213005093 >>213005113 >>213005490 >>213005539 >>213005656 >>213005669 >>213005804 >>213007583 >>213007702
How do I become a sophisticated cinephile like you guys so the girls think I'm cool?
Anonymous No.213002076 >>213005719
>>213002013 (OP)
watch clint eastwood westerns over and over until you can recite the dialogue from memory.
Anonymous No.213002078
make trannybox account and write wholesome fanny chungus one liner reviews and link your insta in the bio
Anonymous No.213002091
>>213002013 (OP)
Watch Marvel
Anonymous No.213002154 >>213004919
>>213002013 (OP)
research the categories, themes, genres and techniques that you like and find the films via wikipedia deep dives. Appreciate the art, find the films you actually want to see, be true to yourself and the girls will come. Dont try to be performative, anybody that actually knows about the topic youre masquerading as will see right through you. Take recommendations from other people. And eventually *thrusts waist into table for dramatic effect* UNGF, youll learn to be comfortable with yourself before needing validations from others, and you can be the one with the opinions and authority on a subject with confidence, rather than relying on others for validation and or following their lead.
Anonymous No.213002159 >>213005581
Watch boring movies and pretend that you like them. The filmographies of Terrence Malick and Roman Polanski would be a good starting point.
Anonymous No.213002379
Molest children
Anonymous No.213002498 >>213002878 >>213003098
>>213002013 (OP)
watch jewish misery porn or movies about retards.
Anonymous No.213002516
>>213002013 (OP)
If you want girls to think you're cool you need to be attractive, anon.
Are you?
Anonymous No.213002878
>>213002498
Anonymous No.213003098
>>213002498
this
Anonymous No.213003627
>>213002013 (OP)
https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/top/film/all-time/
Go down the list and watch what interests you. If you like a particular film, check out the director / screenwriter / cinematographer / actor and see what else they made. Avoid propaganda (the more recent the more likely, eg american history x)
Anonymous No.213003661
>>213002013 (OP)
watch Michael mann films. women love Michael mann kinos
Anonymous No.213003689
>>213002013 (OP)
Watch The Naked Gun (not the remake) and see how art is made. Jews used to be really good at movies.
Anonymous No.213004562
Frank Miller pepe?
Anonymous No.213004585
Watch all of these
Anonymous No.213004919
>>213002154
Based cinema enjoyer!
Anonymous No.213005009
Sar, you have to watch the snyder verse which I adore.
Anonymous No.213005022
>>213002013 (OP)
Ask Rossy
Anonymous No.213005093 >>213005517
>>213002013 (OP)
Women love a good Borat impersonation
Anonymous No.213005113
>>213002013 (OP)
This is /tv/. We're not cinephiles. We're more like centipedes. We just crawl around and complain about things to amuse ourselves. Sometimes a movie might be seen by one of us, but we just make memes about it and blame others for liking stuff. And we lie about our extensive knowledge of motion pictures.
Anonymous No.213005490
>>213002013 (OP)
Appearance is everything. Invest in suede loafers and a nice pipe. Watch Gone with the Wind. The rest will fall into place.
Anonymous No.213005517
>>213005093
They sure do.
https://voca.ro/12msDzpekqn4
Anonymous No.213005539 >>213005610
>>213002013 (OP)
Watch nothing made after 2000 and avoid American slop, especially that which was made after the Hays code repeal
Anonymous No.213005542
>Rossy on /tv/ for some reason
Anonymous No.213005581 >>213007411
>>213002159
>Roman Polanski
Chinatown and Rosemary's Baby aren't boring.
Anonymous No.213005610
>>213005539
>2000
2006*
Anonymous No.213005656 >>213005785
>>213002013 (OP)
watch TUBI
Anonymous No.213005669
>>213002013 (OP)
be yourself
Anonymous No.213005717
Hang out on /tv/ more, this is THE PLACE for sophisticated film discussion. Just ignore the 18,000 capeshit, Star Wars, e-celeb reviewers, and "this made boomers shit their pants" threads
Anonymous No.213005719 >>213005775
>>213002076
Westerns really are the peak of film. For both the critic and the masses.
Anonymous No.213005775 >>213005805
>>213005719
It's the Italian directors mostly, of which you can see far more in real Italian films
Anonymous No.213005785
>>213005656
What's good on Tubi?

Looking for recs
Anonymous No.213005804
>>213002013 (OP)
Kill Rossy. Hang Rossy. Roundhouse kick Rossy. Throw Rossy into a wood chipper. Kek based.
Anonymous No.213005805 >>213007327 >>213007351
>>213005775
Leone and Corbucci owe their lives to Ford.
Anonymous No.213007327
>>213005805
Anonymous No.213007351 >>213007394
>>213005805
they all owe it to that jap guy samurai films, don't lie
Anonymous No.213007394 >>213007492
>>213007351
The jap guy owes it all to Ford as well.
Anonymous No.213007411
>>213005581
I agree but he's made twenty or so other movies and they mostly are.
Anonymous No.213007492
>>213007394
I would wipe the balls of cheetho dust off of my rosy cheeks, but I am actually feeling emotions over ozzy osbourne and I don't really know why.
Anonymous No.213007583 >>213007617 >>213008440
>>213002013 (OP)
>Spend years watching all sorts of trash films. Litterally everything you can find
>Enter a long term homosexual relationship (as the bottom) and constantly over share and cry
>Read several books on the subject
>Accidentally kill a homeless guy
>Cheat on your gay lover at Cannis
>Start to get REALLY into wine. Like REALLY into it.
>Make your own film leveraging the gay polycule about a wine taster navigating modern new york when he accidentally kills a homeless guy
>Have it get rejected
>Send several angry letters to Sundance
>Eventually become bitter
>leave the polycule and swear off wine
>Start a blog where you harshly critique indie films

It's that easy
Anonymous No.213007617
>>213007583
>Accidentally
Anonymous No.213007702
>>213002013 (OP)
If you want to impress girls , skip the cinema and start watching TikTok videos
Anonymous No.213008440
>>213007583
+1 I wish I could +2