Thread 213002534

Why does he keep making the news when he's literally the least popular and most unwatched comedian in the country?

>>213002534 (OP)
>least popular and most unwatched comedian in the country?
That would be Sam Hyde

It's funny, I was talking about his cancellation years ago.

>Why does he keep making the news
He's part of the machine; he's on the VaxScene.

>>213002534 (OP)
Because he got fired for being that

Because its jewish social programming

>>213002534 (OP)
Because he’s not a comedian, he just pushes political talking points while occasionally cramming in some shitty joke to mask it as “comedy”
>>213003874
Lol, based. Fuck Sam Hyde. Him and his gaggle of degenerates like Frank Hassle have never been funny

>>213002534 (OP)
Colbert is more known then Tom Myers


Bong Hit Transplant

>>213002534 (OP)
It's always to distract from worse things, or condition for a crackdown by unexpected ways later. It's noise to exhaust us by drama too. So little of the outrage improve our lives

Do you know what astroturfing is?

This is now a Skibidi Biden thread
https://youtu.be/ncOCu2ErLe4?feature=shared

I secretly watch him for my cringe hungers and people secretly hate me for finding his Trump hate entertaining.

>>213002534 (OP)
He’s a bootleg Jon Stewart. Say what you will about Stewart, but at least he has a somewhat good grasp on how politics work. Colbert just has surface level observations with shitty jokes slapped on

>>213002534 (OP)
Because he's their chief propagandist

>>213002534 (OP)
Because people tend to make a fuss when someone dies when before they hardly noticed they even existed.

Better question: How in the fuck does the late show have 200 staff on it?
You could literally run a network with that many people.

>>213004283
>Jew comedian funnier than his pet shabbos goy
Shocking
But the skin suit tier propagandist Colbert has been revealed to always be is actually distasteful even if you are moderate or just retain the politics of the OG daily show. Stewarts skitzo exile and the slightly off talking point opinions he espouses is more relatable. Even if that is all a bit it's a well structured bit.

The whole VaCKcine era of the Colbert report feels like the late night talkshow from the V for vendetta movie, but if Stephen Fry's character never did the chancellor relaxes skit as his redeeming act of rebellion.

>>213002534 (OP)
I don't fucking know. How is it any different from you faggots contiuously making threads about this? There's two threads back to back on page 0 right now. Shut the fuck up already.

>>213004524
>There's two threads
WTF THATS NOT ALLOWED
@JANNIES @MODS @GOOKMOOT @GROK
DO SOMETHING

>>213002534 (OP)
>my skits are so rancid even Reddit hates them
>my show is losing millions of dollars every year
>my parent company has been circling the drain for the last five years and is finally selling out
>must be Trump's fault

>>213002534 (OP)
that’s a great question, Ivan

>>213002534 (OP)
Has anyone stopped to think this could possibly lead to super funny Colbert again? Just on the grounds he knows he's now shut down but still has a bunch of shows left. Like what fucks are left to give? I hope something like that happens.

>>213004524
T W O T H R E A D S ! ! ? ? ?

>>213006303
No, unless they remove all budget and staffing. I think Colbert really thrives in the "necessity" zone where time and resources are scarce.

>>213006777
I'm gonna keep my fingers crossed optimistically. I know it's not gonna happen. But I really hope he goes full not give a shit mode and says whatever he wants. Would be facsinating possibly funny.

>>213006303
Another year of TDS and then it's off to the podcast realm with every other living has-been since 1995 where it's more of the same but fewer listeners.

More likely he'll accelerate that by doing something that gets him fired.

it will be out of the news cycle soon enough
they're panicking because it's the beginning of the end of the liberal propaganda machine

>>213002534 (OP)

Why have I never noticed Colbert's smaller ear in the past, before Colbert himself would bring it in recent shows? I use to watch the Colbert Report daily. The whole ear thing has eluded me up to this point.

His opening monologues get around 2M views on youtube without fail. I don't think there's another commentator who can do that comedian or not.

>>213008224
>His opening monologues get around 2M views on youtube without fail. I don't think there's another commentator who can do that comedian or not.

Tucker Carlson use to blow past those numbers on youtube without even trying. Before Fox mothballed him.

>>213002534 (OP)
Why do you get so mad at a comedian for criticizing inept politicians?

>>213002534 (OP)
>hey Trump
>(dramatic pause)
>go FUCK yourself
>*audience goes wild*
So this is the pinnacle of late night talk show hosting

>>213008845
Because his material isn't funny.

>>213008845
He's not a comedian

Colbert = raped

>>213006145
cope harder, commie

>>213008845
No one is "upset", faggot, just shitposting.

>>213002534 (OP)
Why do you lie and seethe about him every day?