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Anonymous No.213003002 >>213003042 >>213003087 >>213003134 >>213005454
Sam Hyde got Freddy Got Fingered.

>I'd love to feed you a cookie.
>slap that out of your hand.
>but not too hard cuz I I have to use my-You're an artist right, You're an animator.
>Yeah,
>I got to use my hands, right? So, if I you slap too hard, I don't want you to break my hand. I want to be able to make my art.
>Okay. But if I feed you a cookie and you slap my head and then I can't draw anymore. I don't want that!
>I don't want either.

Tom Green plays an unemployed cartoonist trying to make it big by showing executives his drawings to make it big and make his own cartoon show

KINO
Anonymous No.213003042 >>213003154 >>213004646 >>213004983 >>213005364 >>213006425
>>213003002 (OP)
Sam Hyde literally hires people to spam his content here btw so this is more than likely Sam or his goons self advertising
Anonymous No.213003087 >>213003595
>>213003002 (OP)
another day another layer of depth discovered underlying Harland's immaculate performance
they'll study this interview for centuries
Anonymous No.213003134
>>213003002 (OP)
>I'm a bad draftsman and illustrator. I hate drawers. — Gorilla Rapee

Harland being an animator too makes it sting that much worse.
Anonymous No.213003154 >>213003666
>>213003042
I dont think so. He has an ultra obsessed autistic fanbase. Or its specificly Jet Neptune. I cant imagine he has "People" doing it.
Anonymous No.213003396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSgOb1FvPAQ
Anonymous No.213003595
>>213003087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf_DyGqsOHQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIC6QeI1kI0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNI3TplOYLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOoOuF3sCL0
Anonymous No.213003666 >>213004934 >>213005333 >>213005399 >>213006279
>>213003154
Sam was caught red handed shilling his pony game here because 4chan was open in one of his videos and they tracked down his posts.
Silly to think he doesn't still do it (except now having other people doing it). The original fishtank threads used watermarked header images so they must have been made by his employees. It's very likely he pays or bribes mods and jannies to allow it.

That said this Harland thing seems to be an organic reaction to all the relentless spam because Sam finally had his inevitable embarrassing fuckup revealing what a sociopathic fraud he is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh03zH99hDo

If Sam's employees are making these threads, it's probably to "wear people out" on it so they can focus on shilling Extreme Peace without people focusing on the Harland stuff. And collect feedback on overall sentiment Sam can "fix things" in some publicity stunt in the indeterminate future.
Anonymous No.213003883
I thought that whole thing was rough at first then in retrospect started finding it funny.
Anonymous No.213004646
>>213003042
Sam ain't paying me to laugh at how much of a nigger he was on Harland's podcast.
Anonymous No.213004934
>>213003666
I'm 99% sure both the pro and anti Sam posters are each a small group of autists and I genuinely wish you would all fuck off to kiwifarms
Anonymous No.213004983
>>213003042
Hires is a strong word. He makes his zoomerlings post here and they encourage their discord chuds to do so as well to signal boost.
Anonymous No.213005333 >>213006368
>>213003666
It's organic because Sam and his incel paypiggies are genuinely annoying fags who actively shit up the site.

Sam is just a right wing Mike Rowe cuckservative hypocrite grifter preaching about being tough and learning trades while being a soft as shit trustfund baby who lives off the donations of fatherless manchildren, who tries to act like he's a learned renaissance man when he just wants to consoom vehicles like some minority jeetnig and has the most lukewarm basic bitch babbies first day on pol takes on everything, and how you have to fight for "white nations" while he cowers in a demographically white majority location due to his daddies money and paypiggy ebux.

This would all be fine except he and his loser fandom spam the board with his extremely unfunny shit. No other shitlord adjacent right wing eceleb does that, only Rabbi Samstein.

The Harland episode is hilarious because usually Sam covers his ass surrounding himself with brown nosers and not engaging in an uncontrolled environment because he's an insincere midwit. Entering the gorilla nest was a rare fuck up from him because for all his midwittery Samstein does have a very gentile sense of pr street smarts to avoid putting himself in positions to have his retardation and insincerity exposed. He probably thought he could handle Harland from the smug belief that HE was the troll and would have the initiative. Sam was genuinely unable to handle boomer bants, and it's satisfying watching someone who shits up the site have a genuine lolcow melty.

I wish nothing but the worst for our resident rabbi.
Anonymous No.213005364
>>213003042
i dont think any of them are paid. there are people that think supporting sam hyde no matter how cringe he acts is the most effective way to promote white nationalism or whatever. its some kind of extreme male simping
Anonymous No.213005399 >>213006550
>>213003666
>Sam was caught red handed shilling his pony game here because 4chan was open in one of his videos and they tracked down his posts.
How do I find this? What video was it?
Anonymous No.213005454
>>213003002 (OP)
>Another Sam thread
>Already multiple in the catalog
Fuck you ass whore
Anonymous No.213006279
>>213003666
>Ozzy checked

Streissand effect. They'd pay to cull threads if they were smart. The meh to dogshit eXtremE Peace reactions built toward this tsunami of preference cascade.
Anonymous No.213006368 >>213006550
>>213005333
Dude I hate Mike Rowe! Woah what the heck!? Suddenly..woah i hate Sam Hyde!
Anonymous No.213006425
>>213003042
>I'm paying people to talk shit about me lmao.
Hard to believe but this is true. He still thinks at this day and age 'any publicity is good publicity', even if it gets him blacklisted and it drags down with him his associates and their shaky friendship.
Anonymous No.213006550
>>213006368
There is absolutely 0 reason to like Sam. If there was you would have provided one.
>>213005399
See pic