Thread 213005112

>HOH: Jimmy
>Noms: Will, Amy, Adrian
>Veto: Keanu (from Kaycee), Kelley (power veto)

>Powers:
-Zach 10k bbBribe, lasts until jury
-Keanu returnee veto (used)
-Kelley (won her comp and used power)
-Mickey secret HoH takeover

previously on /bb/: >>213000200

I'd eat lauren's poop

Vince is doing Katharine a huge solid by not leaving her alone with him

>>213005103
Dani Reyes $5
Brit Brit $3
Angela $2
Franzel $2
Tiffany $1
BB14 Dani $1
Nolan twin $1

Ashley saying that Katherine is staring at them

>>213005182
its 5 alliance members not 7

>>213005182
>even associating with showkiller Franzel

Rylie is a creep

>>213005225
hmm okay
$5 Dani Reyes
$3 Brit Brit
$2 Angela
$2 Franzel
$2 Big Mak

$1 left over for an Arizona green tea

>>213005260
I don't find it creepy but the flirting is painful to listen to

there’s so much tension in the house right now

What's the 1000th shittiest episode of Big Brother?

>>213005288
He was love bombing the shit out of her two days ago

>>213005306
one of the F3 episodes where they all sit around reminiscing and play clips from earlier in the season

If Ava only knew how little the stacies thought of her

>>213005300
>simply exists
>crew by the pool seethes

>>213005306
something from season 1 prolly, holy shit what a tedious season I don't know how the UK does it

>>213005351
I mean she just said in the HoH room she'd put up morgan and mickey so they aren't wrong.

>>213005291
the hags and hotties have had it with each other

>>213005336
Those are bad at the time but probably better than a bb1 or a randomly selected bb19 paulslop (but NOT the one where Christmas wins a running competition with one leg)

I know Morgan has been pushing to evict Adrian again, but has Mickey said anything about it today?

these bitches are finna fuck up papa dud's game....

papa gona sink his game by aligning with these girls

They're doing it again in front of everyone in the backyard

>>213005495
Papa Dud's game is becoming one with whatever couch he's sitting on and soaking in game info like a sponge

Everyone not involved in the stacies vs hag/cookout thing will just reap the benefits like a dirty little BB vulture
Dan Gheesling style, when the drama pops off just fade into the grass like Homer

>>213005506
if i walked out and saw this i'd throw every nbomb on the block, twitter threads be damned

>turn the feed experience into complete horseshit
>gets worse every year
>people stop watching
>cancel the feeds
>"viewership kept declining each year"

fuck you grod

>>213005506
that's the group


grodner is blocking the feeds because it would show the new cookout being anti-white

its lunch time on the set of big brother

which table are you sitting at?

>>213005675
The television broadcast is supplemental material to the feeds.

>>213005722
6

>>213005722
Table 7
>Cowboy, Jerry, Evel Dick

>>213005722
1

BOMB SQUAD

>>213005722
6 is where its at id fuck all 3 of them

>>213005722
2 and ignore t'kor
if I'm forced to speak to everyone then 4

what a great feeds experience

>>213005722
Operation Double Date at table 2. Me and Dr Will would flip a coin to see who gets choco milkers and who eats lauren's poo

Mickey/Papa Dud/Ashley/Morgan/Zach/Keanu is the literal master plan and they're cutting the feeds to try to prevent you from knowing it, you're hearing it here first
Cookout 2.0 it's going to happen

I pick Danielle Reyes, Aaryn, and Jen Johnson

gonna go was my cracks

>>213005722
2, lauren and t'snore would be silent so I'd get a 1 on 1 with dr will
>>213005555
isn't that every season of bb
all you have to do is make it past the "no idea who to target" phase for a split to happen or someone to piss someone else off

>>213005776
>Morgan and Keanu in an alliance together
kek this is why another cookout will never work

>>213005722
table 1

we’re getting a cat fight soon

>>213005776
no because zach despises ashley, likes lauren over morgan and keanu is playing 4d chess with himself this entire time

>>213005776
thank god Keanu and Zach are way to based and dont play bipoc politics

>>213005506
the irony is ashley hates morgan and mickey and I don't think will cares that much about the alliance
it's brown sugar babes all over again

>>213005834
they were getting snippy over fucking popcorn lmao
give them booze grod, they will lose it

Shake your boy pussy if you're down w/ TND

Morgan doesn't know who Anthony Bourdain is lmao dumb nigger

just gonna leave this here

>>213005900
the cookout worked because of three things:
>they had "a black needs to win BB!" thing going with BB21 and 22
>the team twist gave them all easy people to babysit (DF and Azah got Britney, X got Alyssa, Chaddha got DX)
>the people in the alliance didn't need to talk game or talk to each other at all, just protect the others on eviction night
you take away all three of these factors and you're left with this. Maybe one person (Mickey/T'Kor) who is loyal to the cause and everyone else who fakes it in case another black wins HOH

>>213005979
I wonder who he was thinking of

>>213005979
hes looking at keanu

>>213005979
i'd be burting it twice a day

>>213005979
who sleeps above him?

>>213005949
poppin' bucci on them nogs

>>213005776
>Ashley
that alliance is DOA

>>213005979
wait he was in the fucking group beds? jesus lol last place I'd do it
I do know we caught him masturbating in the hoh bathroom the one night thanks to a lazy buttonboy so not too surprised he's a coomer

>>213006064
Rylie kek

>>213006020
my money is on lauren or kelly, you get some tension with him and both of them

morgo better watch that traction alopecia

kat and morgan just got in a fist fight

I’ll never be able to watch a game of bb pool without thinking of mark vs josh

I would struggle if I was on BB because there's no warmth to me
I hate physical affection, despise cuddling more than anything, reserve compliments. I'd make these people cry

>>213006090
He was dry humping the bedstand in that same room a few days ago

>>213006188
that shit was so creepy live because his humps were just short enough you could wave it away as stimming, but even then he's just stimming out like that in the middle of the night for 10 minutes straight. Imagine waking up to that standing over you

>>213006156
THAT’S A SCRATCH

>>213006186
>I'd make these people cry
unless you can win 1-2 comps a week, every week, you'd make them go "eh, he's kinda weird" and vote you out

>>213006188
That man is in heat, Amy is not safe from getting bred.

>>213006225
tiny lil paul

>>213006186
I used to think it would be funny to go on, but I don't think I could deal with all the whispering.

MAMACITA

>>213006186
yeah they randomly hug each other too much

here's the actual vid for the record, my guess is someone was walking around and he got scared so he stopped kek

>>213006316
He's doing it every day. How long until someone sees?

someone find that video of her 22yo shreded abs

>>213006316
hell yeah vince

>>213006316
looked like he was scratching his leg

>>213006316
How'd they get that? That wasn't on the streams.

>>213006316
I dunno, he might just be scratching his leg. I'm a rough sleeper with the sheets and mattress covers flying all over the damn place every time I sleep
Besides if you're cumming fat loads onto your mattress every night, eventually someone will smell it. That's why you take care of it in the shower and flush it down the drain

>>213006316
He's forrsure thinkin of Devin. Vince said Devin was his favorite player and BB16 was the last season he watched

the guys should have a jack shack for real

What did Lauren mean by this?

>>213006316
hes gotta bust that nut

>>213006384
>>213006389
>30 seconds of rhythmic hand movements
>leg scratching
what kind of erotic scratches do you guys do?

>>213006316
I'd do the same being in a house with lauren, kat and ashley

>>213006316
NOT IN THE BED VINCE

>>213006417
>30 seconds before busting
is Vince 12 years old?

>>213006316
was this last night?

>>213006415
shes a genius

>>213006445
he quickly stops and turns his body though he's pretending to sleep at the end so my guess is he heard a noise, someone walked around or stirred etc and he stopped.

>>213006417
its looped

oh my god morgan shut the fuck up and get off the feeds

we need to add leah to the blender of people morgan is aping because good god is this some pointless yapping

why do you feel like that?

>>213006415
the thinking woman pose

>>213006492
wow just logged in her hair pulled back is hideous with that hair line

>>213006472
I watched it again and the area he's rubbing doesn't seem to be close to his groin. He's in a fetal position with his butt sticking out and is clearly scratching somewhere around his thighs/knees

Unless he's got a 14 inch cock he'd need to do the jerking motions closer to his groin

Morgan is used to guys telling her how pretty she it but she wants them to know "I have a lot of other shit about me aside from my fuckin face"

>>213006511
Morgan is so full of herself.

>>213006547
and yet shes a streamer, which is the most "you only see my face" thing ever

>>213006498
She could never be Leah

"i had this one guy tell me-" FEED CUT

Changing the feeds to Amy and Ashley is hardly an improvement, button boy

keanu farted in the kitchen earlier and it was really cute. like barely made a sound after straining a bit to get it out

>>213006581
they were counting votes for amy to stay
amy thinks she has lauren and kat and rylie

This therapy session is insufferable.

>>213006592
i havent seen that one anon who posts about how he cant stop farting when he's nervous. is it keanu?

>>213006596
She does have Rylie

>>213006415
incredible posture

therapist rachel is weird

>>213006608
i doubt that. not after kat talks to rylie and tells him they are keeping adrian and will over amy

lauren going to be a pool shark when this is over

papa dud joking about him and adrian tripping amy during the blockbuster

>>213006602
I'm guessing Rachel must've seen a therapist or two (or more kek) over the years with her line of questioning

Papa Dud and Mickey want a "diverse jury"

IF YOU GOT 90K, YOU AIN'T MAKING JUR-AY

>>213006671
Mhmm

wonder what kind of music papa dud listens to. late 80s / early 90s rap?

>ashley, quit her job... we all have made huge sacrifices
there's really something to forming this leninist resentment coalition with a t14 lawyer with a maid

>>213006661
Probably needed one after all the crying on the amazing race.

>>213006710
>i need to get my fellow cheese room nbombs in the jury but somehow make sure i'm not sitting next to one in the final 2

>>213006661
was probably some book she read and how to get emotionally closer to people

>>213006711
nah he was a military man, you can't rise up the ranks blasting fuck da police from your barracks
probably soul music like his dad enjoyed

>>213006632
yeah shes going to be a hustler

i feel like pearl is probably not ava's last name at birth. her first name might not even be ava

its like aviva epstein or something

>>213006547
she's so in love with herself

>>213006768
I grew up around a lot of alt Long Island chicks, if I had to guess Pearl is her middle name and she has a bad relationship with daddy so she doesn't want to be Ava Politiano or whatever

>>213006768
Aviva Perlman

Keanu running this house posting is really funny

>>213006818
hes the dungeon master

keanu HoH please. thank you grod.

why are rachel and morgan up each others asses?

>>213006868
Hags are forming an alliance

>>213005900
Ashley can honestly team up with anyone (minus Vince) and I love her for it

mickey telling amy that if its her vs adrian its 50/50
she cant vote against will
amy is cooked

are tmc and kat beefing? wtf

>>213006943
he just peed....
she's kinda hungry......
for.......
......

Rylie incel seethe

kek rytard found out katherine is leading him on and now she's playing dumb

kat is going to pop off. she is so on edge

Ashley planted the seed in TMC's head. kek ashley is a fucking puppet master

kek rylie is seething for no reason

>>213006981
she's such a shit stirrer, I love her

quickest turnaround from infatuation to spurned lover I've ever seen on bb

>>213006981
she’s fucking perfect for this show

ashley gotta stay yo, thats it

Now that a cookout 2.0 formed is Keanu safe?

>>213006827
holy YUM

>>213006992
She's my guilty pleasure on the feeds honestly

>>213006981
I kinda feel for the guy, I think all the bull riding completely mashed his brains up

>>213007031
Will hates Keanu so probably not. The ones who actually verbalized that they want Keanu in jury so far is Vince and Zach

ts kinographic

>>213007071
>The ones who actually verbalized that they want Keanu in jury so far is Vince and Zach
they said that? i thought they had keanu in the prejury boot order
amy
ashley
kat
keanu

>>213007087
Riley is a really good dude pls believe him

its schizo hour

>>213007096
he's a really fuckin good dude
do NOT fuck with his feelins

>>213007096
isn't he a deadbeat dad or something?

did rylie just say he thinks kat's the one? did i mishear that?

lmao kelley

>ive been working on ava for a week

>I just feel like
>.............
>....................
>........
>yeah

>this entire interaction
I C K
C
K

>>213007112
rumor is he has two kids and isnt paying for either one

>>213007063
Bullriders take a lot of headshots. He said he's had at least 7 major concussions and been knocked out cold twice.

Kelley spitting some "alternative facts" rn

>>213006613
>>213006602
she's trying to imitate cirie's strategy and it just comes across as weird forced therapy in a way cirie didn't

vince immediately selling out kelley to zach

I love Kelley and Ashley being the house trolls

>ashley going full THAT'S THE GROUP about vince/zach/morgan to kelly
oh god wait till this gets back to morgan

>>213007112
what if his head injuries are so bad he just genuinely forgot he’s a dad?

>>213007154
eh it's not really selling out even if kelly didnt want him to spread it. vince and kelly have the same agenda

>do you know how effing stupid she is?

zach about ashley

>im making her a HN

>does almost zero house cleaning
>says whatever pops into her head
>mindfucking the housedonkeys constantly stirring shit
>avoiding the block
Ashley is mastermindin this fucking game right now

Launching status? imminent

ngl zach is kinda too mean to women, its a little concerning like he may be a slight incel

love that kelley and ashley

>>213007223
What is an incel?

zach cant wait to tell morgan kek

>we need to tell morgan
initiate countdown to morgan meltdown

>>213007226
>launches missiles with an info dump and then promptly goes to sleep

>>213007245
>>213007248
LET'S FUCKING GO

based backdoorer

kelly bros we got this the useless eaters are eating each other

*trolls you*

>we need to tell lauren, I mean morgan
kek now that's a freudian slip on zach's part

The Wasian is siding with the Whites and giddy over plotting a black women's demise & her chance to bring her black family out of black poverty. Typical self hating Asian begging for White approval

>>213007287
oh god imagine he does this in front of one of them, mainly morgan

Random things Ashley has said today:
>noticed Zach’s chest hair growing.
>saying it’s okay that Rylie is obsessed with Katherine as no one else is into her
>called Morgan ”delulu”
>she doesn't mind voting for Amy because it doesn’t feel like she wants be there, TO AMY.

>>213007295
HE A BANANA

>meanwhile ashley asked will in front of amy who he'd keep between amy/adrian
zero filter, it's incredible

Ashley is how I always wanted ATG to play like

"launch her to the sun" comment is gonna get some side eyes

>>213007189
i dont mean he was throwing her utb but that was said to him in confidence 100%

>>213007319
lmao and will hesitated for like 30 seconds before saying anything

>>213007222
>>213007337
I like this launching meme

>>213007311
we need an ashley log every day so we can have the full collection when it's over

>>213007343
>I nearly lost my job for this

>>213007311
we need a daily compilation of Ashley-isms.

>>213007343
>>213007360

>>213007350
OG missile launcher

If Ashely has a DR where she admits to doing this stuff intentionally, I'll kneel so hard my kneecap shatters

omg mickey exposed from side characters even. everyone this season is sharp

holy hell ashley is hopped up on the schizo juice tonight

These people are fucking sick of each other lmao
Somehow I knew the mega hostile social atmosphere of 2025 would carry into the BB house

season shaping up to be a blood bath

jimmy has sausage fingers

its kinda crazy almost every hg is providing something this season holy shit

bath time?

>>213007395
I can't wait for her to try to use her power and be instantly exposed lmao

Somewhere Katherine and Rylie are still outside being passive aggressive with each other

god I wish Tucker was on this season instead of 26

>>213007431
She's almost guaranteed to be babymama #3 at this point

the way this house is a powder keg, I NEED an ashley, kelley or keanu hoh Thursday

Mickey: Did I lose weight (on slop)?
Jimmy: No

>did I lose weight
>no
one of these days this passive aggressive mickey/jimmy "joking" will turn into a shouting match

footfags...

>>213007437
tucker got the season he deserved for being zubina's cuck zombie

WASHING ROPEHEAD'S FEET

I'd like to see them shittalk Jimmy if they could escape him for two seconds

why is jimmy cleaning mickey’s feet

>>213007463
not a footfag but must say her feet are nice in terms of cleanliness and grooming

footfags cumming like crazy rn

>ashley told mickey her food smelled like shit
add it to the list!

wow paramount you know certain people would pay good money for this foot content

>Ashley brought a swiffer into the bathroom while they were cleaning
>she brought it for the other to use while cleaning, she wasn't going to help
>Rachel told her to start scrubbing the floor and Ashley said she didn't know how to use it

Everytime I spot Jimmy on the feeds it's like seeing a used condom in overflowing trash

ashley rules

>>213007418
he's going to be fat as shit by the time he hits 30

everyone knows rope has the power

>>213007501
>>213007503
ashley works for us at this point

katherine doesnt wash her hands after the bathroom
and neither does keanu

Katherine washes her hands. Ropehead is lying because black women envy pretty white girls

jimmy confirmed footfag

Jimmy talking about how others have nasty hygiene

>zach on ashley: I’m about to become best friends with her and I’m making her life hell.
>I’m making her a have not, making her think that she’s ok in this game, and I’m launching her out of this game

>it’s kinda messed up to send somebody home the week they’re a have not
oh god

Jimmy is so cringe with his clipfarming youll never be an icon jimmy

>>213007550
need clip of this moment

if you put rachel on bb19 with all the same advantages that paul got, would she have won?

>>213007573
https://bsky.app/profile/thebigbrotea.bsky.social/post/3lulyclpgh22t

>kelley tells people in passing that zach already won money so he should go home
kek

>>213007560
She has a right to dislike her if blondie shoots her that horrifically smarmy look 24/7
Makes you wanna punch her in the fucking face but I actually like Katharine lmao

>>213007589
>got dabbed on by Keanu snoring
>used his HoH to get rid of a literal F2 goat

>>213007586
I'm starting to feel he's the biggest reason for all the censored feeds

is rylie even capable of talking game outside of the vote for the week? his brain is actual mush and his thoughts are the most basic caveman thoughts

grodner is loving this white boy rubbing a black queens feet

Kek I love how Rylie goes mask off every night, he has Gollum level duality

>>213007633
he barely knows what's going on, he didn't even know each Thursday is an eviction

of course ropes hates kat and lauren

>>213007650
MMMHMMM

I think Jimmy just was about to bring up Ropehead needing 50% BIPOC in the Jury and it went to WBRB

>>213007598
Paul rarely if ever fought with people to their face, he just talked so much shit behind their backs
I remember him confronting Cody over something and Cody just dismissing him and walking away

Lauren has to drop Katharine fast

>>213007712
Cody was so based

is rytard confessing his love or something

>>213007756
Yup. Instead of telling Katherine that Morgan is targeting them

>>213007756
didnt he already do that last week

lauren sighting

>Jimmy: I want Lauren on jury.
>Mickey: I don't... cuz she doesn't have an opinion of her own

>>213007772
he already did that

>>213007777
He'll keep doing it. Rytard doesn't take no for an answer

>>213007790
where are frank's tips?

late night cam operator stucks
constant feed cuts

>>213007777
they're here

>>213007831
make sure your titties are sittin right

>>213007808
>he comes over
punished zach gonna fliip

>>213007777
TRUST
R
U
S
T

>>213007819
Yeah he' still doing it too

>>213007819
>>213007844
he's too much
bet he scares his obsessions away constantly

dont know why vince thinks him and zach never get a chance to talk. they talked for like 30-40 minutes by themselves earlier

>>213007777
>two separate 7 gets today

>>213007856
Kek how the fuck does he do that, guy is everywhere

>>213007831
>BUT... FUCK IT

Jimmy saying Adrian is incapable of lying. I think a couple of them said this as well

rylie doesnt want to lie so he just refuses to say anything of substance

>>213007897
tardrian gheesling up in the house

>>213007897
misted by the no cursing nonsense

>we need to stop talking to jimmy
>he's an actor

>>213007878
we've had trips, quads, and quints in the last 24 hours

Protect hippie girl at all costs

>>213007966
kelly and lauren aren't hippie girls though

>rylie doesnt want to go up
>rylie doesnt want to lie
>rylie doesnt want to win

what DOES rylie want?

>>213007984
to fuck and suck all them bitches in the house

>>213007897
probably helps because he barely campaigns or talks game to anyone

>>213007984
to abolish child support

>>213007984
fuck er right in the pussy

>>213007984
He really really really wanna zig-ah-zig-ah

>>213008023
if you want my future
forget my past children

>>213008036
Now don't go wasting
My precious meth

If Rachel, Amy, and Ashley go home that would be ________

>>213008059
get me on big brother
i'll be live feeds death

>>213007984
sex with katherine

Lauren has great game sense she just isn’t communicating it with the right people
I wish she would talk to Zach/Ava more than Kat/Tardmode

kek laurens face

>>213008091
im worried ava is getting seduced by mickey she boon mist

>>213008082
So here's the story from A to Z
This season on BB you gotta listen carefully
We got Will in the place who likes it on the couch
We got Kat the redneck who has RBF

>>213008128
>I could be flirting with zach instead of listening to this tard cowboy right now

Jimmy I don't care about your yuppie scum relatives, get bent

ashley gotta go

Kat: I think Kelley is better for my fuckin game than Amy is

>>213008127
And as for Jimmy? Gay and cringey
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around

>>213008187
based

>>213008091
she's really tight with zach/vince and said she would protect them if kat or ryley get hoh. she's already discussed with zach/vince about voting amy out earlier today. zach/vince will do a lot to protect lauren

I fucking love that the whole cast is just a bunch of duos and trios that hate each other. Such a breath of fresh air.

1 pound of beef + 4 eggs

This can't be the only 7 awake right now, let's get some schizo gametalk

>>213008251
Yeah, I like that it's like that and that most every one is playing self interested games and willing to do what's best for them instead of a group

>>213008251
the best trio likes each other

>>213008268
morgan finally broke off, I suspect we'll get a chat with zach and her soon

>>213008268
everyone else awake was by the hammock

>>213008263
For someone keanu's size that is a one person meal. Ropes and ahsley threw away a perfectly good multiple pound thing of ground beef a few days ago

katherine joi

>>213008323
gross

Who the fuck is this lost member of the Manson family
Get him out of here man

>>213008341
That's jimmy. He's getting the 2nd hoh curse where everyone blames him and targets him in the coming weeks

aww lauren :(

>>213008365
No it's the trio and you know it. I would literally get sketched out if I was in the BY, like are they gonna kill someone?

Cannot wait to watch the hick trio smugly guffaw their way out the door
Uhuhuhuhuhuh

yeah kat mentioned day one so we have to cut feeds for 10 minutes sorry

do you think they have pre feeds alliances

>>213008397
Cool your roll cityfag.

adrian always sits super intimately with the girls
that tard rizz bro

>>213008479
They do that with returnee seasons
Survivor people do that

<3

>>213008479
No talking about pre feeds stuff.

>>213008504
*bows*
Forgive me, sensei.

>>213008479
the first thing we saw when feeds came on was Jimmy & Rachel talking about the Heavy Hitters alliance

cuntpunt night skippy into the sun

Rachel is still awake thank fuck

will ropehead be able to save adrian this week?

>>213008522
First thing were intros in the hottub.

Why did Rachel take off the mic before going to the toilet? I would make sure the mic caught all the sounds

>>213008541
The toilet cams have their own mics anyways.

>>213008539
nah, it was Jimmy and Rachel quickly in the bunkbed room talking about an alliance that feeders didn't know about yet

GROD

>>213008531
kek
she'll vote him out if he is up against will.
if amy is up there she is gone

>>213008558
That was cam1 cam 3 was hottub chatter about what your ideal job would be

ashley kino telling amy she has like no votes kek

Here we are again. Three dumb bitches in the bathroom.

>>213008541
https://streamable.com/d6o9a

>>213008587
another ash missile

it's hilarious watching roasties on twitter getting pissed simpmode called ashley a "bitch" and here she is telling amy to her face she doesn't have the votes to stay with no ounce of empathy lmaooo

>rope: tell me who you're targeting so I can then tell everyone else and then vote you out
kek

What the fudge lmaooooo

what a season, so many autists, trolls, schizos, tards

adrian is so bad

Season 6, Season 10, Season 27

apparently ashley and chaddah have been friends since preschool

>this weird fashion walk
lmao

NEW

>>213008679
>>213008679
>>213008679
>>213008679
>>213008679

Adrian is a good example of how GenZ has no social skills

>>213008604
kek, I really just want to recreate this scene: https://youtu.be/GEVsv8unxDs?feature=shared&t=2603