Why didn’t he just not get hard?

I wouldn’t have gotten erect in such a panicked scary situation

me in the middle

>>213008291
you were on facetime??? be honest, is he packing??

>nooooooooooo dont suck my cock
He killedhis high school girlfriend for fame and fortune

>>213008327
7, minimum

>>213008406
7 penises?!??? Damn I only have one!

If you went along with it and were really into it that would ruin their plan and they'd leave

>>213008406
>blessed with riches
>blessed with fame
>blessed with perfect "boyfriend size dick"
why does allah insist on having favourites. it's heckin unfair.

>>213008084 (OP)
it's hard not to get hard at that moment, even fags might get hard

>>213008084 (OP)
ACCCKKKHHHHHH NOOOOO PLEASE PLEASE DON'T SUCK ME OFF ANA DE ARMAS I WOULD VERY MUCH NOT WANT THIS.

>>213008084 (OP)
He literally cant help it, thats why they keep laughing and enjoying it and he is HORRIFIED at his own body betraying him

NOOOOOOO YOU'LL GET MY CUM IN YOUR MOUTH

>>213008084 (OP)
this thread gets funnier every time you post it...every day.
pic related is OP

>>213008645

>>213008084 (OP)
Why didn't he just shit and piss and puke everywhere?

>>213009497
then he wouldn't of got his dick sucked dummy

>>213009658
They probably would have refused to lose and powered through.

>>213009497
>ohh annnon you like scat and puke play
>guess we'll just have to waterboard you with our puke and feed you poo brownies

>>213008084 (OP)
Being restrained eg hands unable to move, makes anything bad. Anyone that puts restraints on another person should be killed.

>>213008084 (OP)
Funny thing that even if you got dick sucked unwillingly no one would ever believe it.

>>213009914
nobody being told ana de armas sucked my dick is ever going to believe it even if there's hd video footage and an attestation from the pope

NOOOO ANA DE ARMAS DON'T CHOKE ON MY BIG THROBBING COCK AND THEN USE THE DROOL TO BETTER LUBRICATE MY COCK AND WORK THE TIP DELICATELY WITH YOUR FINGERS WHILE YOU MOVE DOWN TO SUCK ON MY BALLS FUUUUUUCCCCK NOOOO STOP STOP STOOOOOOPPPP

>>213008330
i would have done the same in hindsight. she was a huge slut and a bitch.

>>213008084 (OP)
>>213008330
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8

>>213009077
you wrote that like every cheesy hentai writer, just role reversed

>two hot girls barge into your home
>rape you
>make up evidence to ruin your life
>refuse to elaborate
>steal your dog
>leave
Yep, just another Friday night.

You'd be scared stiff if you were in his position, fags. Rape changes you.

>>213008437
I'd pretend i wasn't into it, to heighten my pleasure when I finally took them to pound town.
>no no I'm married, please sto
>YEAH SLUT. TAKE IT UP YOUR TIGHT ASS

>masturbated prone since age 6
>dryhumped pillows while limp
>had to stop if I got a boner and wait for it to go away
>age 13 started cumming like this
>tried to quit numerous times and jerk off normally but couldn't
>age 25 get fulltime factroy job and start sleeping 5 or 6 hours a night
>libido plummets
>suddenly on my feet all day at work
>feel myself pull a muscle while laying facedown to masturbate and rocking my hips over a lump of pillows
>feel tightness in spot where ballsack meets thigh
>get girlfriend, can't fuck her for first 5 months of relationship
>finally have to use Viagra for a 5 minute fuck where I go limp at the end and don't cum
>finally get doctor's appointment
>still have tightness in perineum.
>quit masturbating for 1 or 2 months multiple times, it's easy, but I still can't jerk off the normal way
>pretty sure I permanently damaged my penis and ballsack
I wish I had this guys problem....

>>213011097
I was addicted to gooning for years and would do it like 12+ a day but I never got permanent damage I feel like you just cant do that

>>213008976
>even fags

>>213011159
I dont know man my balls feel messed up all the time like I pushed my entire junk further back into my pelvis. I'm seeing a physical therapist for it but honestly I think it's over.

>>213008084 (OP)
what is the moral of the story besides more hollywood subversion of the nuclear family

>>213008084 (OP)
He got hard on due to planning revenge

>>213011097
What exactly did you get diagnosed with?

>>213009765
AHHHH NO MY PLAN BACKFIRED THAT'S SO DISGUSTING STOP AHHHHHHHHH

>>213011456
well if your doctors says so im sure im just shocked, you must have been doing that shit a lot bro

>>213008084 (OP)
I've never seen this movie.

>>213011501
If you see bitches in the rain, leave'em.

>>213011640
it is shockingly dull and tame.

>>213008084 (OP)
it would be impossible to not get erect if Ana de Armas would tying to suck you. unless you were gay or on serious drugs or really old or something like that.

>>213011855
skill issue

>>213011872
? you could resist getting hard if she were trying to do that? I guess it's possible. interesting "skill"

>>213008976
I think it would depend on how much sex you have had.
If you're like a virgin, you would be rock hard if anyone is touching your dick.
If you've fucked like a whore for your entire life, it probably wouldn't faze you.

>>213008084 (OP)
That's not what "gay panic" means anon

>>213011934
I am no slave to my primal urges like some disgusting animal

>>213011646
deep

>>213011586
Ligma (balls)

>>213011097
At this point I'm pretty sure your only option is becoming a fag and getting fucked in the asshole.

>>213011456
Anxious + minor physical trauma
Stop masturbating (obviously) or keep it at a minimum, if you can't stop get a pocket pussy and just fuck it quick in the shower with lots of lube a few times a week. Try not to worry, it mat take months or a year to completely recover.

>>213008645
His whole family died if you didn't know. He's had a very hard life.

>>213011159
You would cum 12 times a day????? How

>>213011586
Pelvic floor dysfunction

>>213012342
after the like 4th one it’d start hurting but what takes away the mental pain of the withdrawal is doing it again. It’s what you do if you’re too much of a loser to find drugs

>>213011934
It's easy just think about disgusting things like shit, tapeworms, roadkill, maggots, mtf transsexuality etc

>>213008084 (OP)
I would have shot my load before they even touched me

>NOOOOOO GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF ME, I DON'T WANT ONE OF THE HOTTEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD SUCKING MY COOOOOOOOOOOOCK

>>213012515
they would bully you even more

>>213012257
Yeah I stopped masturbating.
I can't even cum with anything else. I can only cum from the pressure and limp penis.
I'm done masturbating.

i want to get my dick sucked

>>213012590
hot

>>213013151
I'm considering the idea, and... I agree

They did kill.him in the end, but yes, it was very, very, very gay.

>gooners thinking every man wants sex all the time
its still summer, you have time to go to the beach or bar or whatever

>>213013469
>men dont want sex all the time

I would just use the streisand effect to make sure they never want to see me ever again

>>213013612
Yes sometimes I want to play hoi4 instead.

>>213010176
Thank you based anon.

>>213011097
I've been prone bating hard for years and I only have a slight downward curve optimal for doggy and reverse. Bad luck mate

>>213010109
These exact words have probably been uttered verbatim by Ben Affleck

>>213008406
>Be me
>7 Inches
>6’2
>Balding at 19
FUCK MY LIFE! ITS BULLSHIT! WHY WAS I BORN WHITE!?!?!?!?

>>213015374
it's a cuck mentality to care about your dick size. Girls can't see through your clothes and it only matters for their pleasure. Might as well become a pussy licker if you are afraid to please a woman.

>>213015450
Makes jerking it more fun tho

>>213015450
It's cuck mentality if you *think* you need a big dick to please a woman.
Wanting to have a big dick because you have say a domination fetish, that's different.

>>213010980
>Yep, just another Friday night.
I was waiting the whole movie for some supernatural explanation to their behavior like
>turns out the two girls are actually low-level demons or some shit, what a twist!
Especially after the breakfast scene. Who the fuck eats like that except maybe Gremlins?

>>213015569
Holy cope.

>>213015600
Huh?

>>213013612
Not sure if you're a virgin or very young

>>213013612
>it's time for bed
>wank?
>nah better leave it
>*sleeps*

I am a virgin though, maybe sex at all times is something else. But you probably get used to that too. Also, even if I'm horny as fuck one wank and it's over, I have no desire for any more. This wasn't always like this but I'm getting fucking old.

>>213015780
If you are debating whether you should walk before sleeping, you will even more so disregard sex after the first few times you had it.

>why yes, I would like to pump a full body workout for 20 minutes right before sleep so that my body stays awake for another hour
I stopped counting the nights I only slept 4-5 hours right before work because of this shit.

>>213015780
If you are debating whether you should wank before sleeping, you will even more so disregard sex after the first few times you had it.

>why yes, I would like to pump a full body workout for 20 minutes right before sleep so that my body stays awake for another hour
I stopped counting the nights I only slept 4-5 hours right before work because of this shit.

>>213015780
It's kind of like a wank, you never get tired of the feeling but can't work up the effort for all the rigamarole with it.

>>213009497
Because he is tied up and helpless and probably doesn’t want to risk aggravating his captors lest they kill him

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT SIT ON MY FACE AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH NOT YOUR SWEET, SUPPLE, YOUNG HIGH SCHOOL AGED PINK PUSSIES AND BROWN ASSHOLES UGGGGHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO DONT FART DONT FART ANYTHING BUT THAT

>>213008084 (OP)
me neither but because I have death grip and it takes me about an hour to get hard

>>213008084 (OP)
>someone knocks on door
>I never answer it
This movie would never happen for me

>>213011097
>since age 6
what the fuck

>>213013469
It's genuinely impressive how fucking crippled they are by their own loneliness, they can't comprehend the idea that a man with a loving partner might not instantly turn into a sex-mad chimp when a couple of obviously insane whores try to force him to ruin his life.

>>213008084 (OP)
Unironically I do not understand. They were acting like pornstars, I can't get off to that shit because I'm not fifteen anymore, and this dude is like fifty.