Thread 213008885

what went so horribly wrong?
gen x "humor" is beyond redemption

>>213008885 (OP)
>what went so horribly wrong?
Living in a gorilla bubble with his wigger cock glazers and pumping himself with roids has dulled Sam's wits.

>>213008885 (OP)
>what went so horribly wrong?

CEO Hayden and Charls were only brought in very late in the production schedule, so the writing was all on Silverback Sissy and Rochefort. And Ruse wasn't directing. Mostly it's the control for Charls' drunk post-earthquake rant claims about stunt artist guys being gay nerds without the writing chops being carried by everyone else.

>>213008885 (OP)
It seems they tried their best but for some reason they thought their best was just rehashing the same skits people loved from S1 and adding stuff to them. Ok, I get that. You want to make people happy and you miss. It's ok, that's solvable. Recalibrate and get back to make interesting stuff

But after watching Charls suck cock and bukkake himself on camera for 5 minutes... it's over, there's no coming back from that. That was worse than rock bottom. I bet they'll see a +50% dropoff on viewership in the next episode

>>213008885 (OP)
he's a millennial

>>213009857
Sam doesn't deserve any more second chances. Time for them to throw in the towel. And for everyone else to embrace something new.

>>213008885 (OP)
Nigga needs a haircut

>TIGHT AND RIPE? IS THAT A REFERENCE TO THAT CHILD I RAPED? JEW JEW JEW JEW!!!! CHRIST IS KANG!!!
>*throws one punch at an elderly man and starts hyperventilating*

>>213009389
If you watch closely during the part where Harland asks Sam if he likes nature, you can see Sam already testing the weight of the table, as if he’s decided that the only card left in his playbook is some fishtank-esque set destruction as a form of intimidation. And that's before "gorilla nest" is ever mentioned.

>>213008885 (OP)
The problem is that Extreme Peace is not World Peace. It's The Sam Hyde Show featuring Nick Rocherfort, Charls Carrol, and Erick Hayden in the roles of Nick, Charls, and Erick. I'm convinced that the only people defending it either haven't watched it, or would piss their pants at Sam literally shitting in the street exclaiming, "SIR I AM INDIAN," before smirking at the camera.

>>213009389
You think we'll ever get to see what would happen if someone showed Sam Hyde a mirror?

>>213008885 (OP)
>/tv/ finally hates Sam Hyde and doesn’t suck his cock 24/7
Thank goodness. Never thought he was funny. The only mildly funny shit he did was the Irish candyman shit he did.

>>213008885 (OP)
sam sperged out on a podcast with a famous comedian and now nobody will talk to them.

millennials are 40 now

>>213008885 (OP)
>built his career on being ironic and detached, not taking anything seriously
>bro can you just like be serious are we really gonna joke around the entire time
>bro like are you really jewish is that a joke

>>213009389
that's a chimpanzee not gorilla

>>213008885 (OP)

Sam is a millenial

>>213008885 (OP)
>The definitive "what went wrong"

You could say it was inevitable seeing MDE's combination of personalities.
The only functional dynamic would be MDE as a duo of Nick and Charls with Sam as the MDE equivalent of Jet Neptune.
Involved in everything and not hidden behind scenes but clearly not billed as the main draw.

However what we got was
>Nick the disorganized comedic savant
>Charls the artistic voice of MDE
>Sam the unapologetic face and promoter of MDE

Sam's contributions in terms of skits and writing in retropect wasn't all that positive since they've always been hit or miss and during the split you could really start to get a feeling of who was the brain child of which skits.

Charls and Nick's humor and contributions made up almost every single one of their best hits.
Yet due to the nature of their dynamic, Sam of course would see himself as the front man and so would the fans and being who he was, he was always going to self destruct everything they have. His saving grace and his biggest contribution to MDE was his overwhelming lust for attention and his histrionics were only going to blow the thing they built up sooner or later.
The most anyone could hope for is for the other two to be established for long enough that they could just seperate from his antics and survive the fallout of MDE but it happened during MDE's gestation period.
Sam basically aborted. It wasn't even in it's infancy when he killed it.

Is Sam funny? Sometimes, in certain contexts. But he's really not a comedian. He's just like Frank Hassle. He can make comedy out of tormenting someone but he can't actually himself be funny and doesn't have a good eye for what is actually funny.

The only people who will receive this truth and wisdom are the people not brain fried enough to be filtered by a few paragraphs of text. IE: Not a single Sam fan.

>>213011841
>>Charls the artistic voice of MDE
You mean Charls as THE RAPED. Big Daddy made him suck, on camera no less.

>>213011974
Every single one of us has been RAPED, buddy.
Besides, he's doing for his daughter.

>>213011186
His humor is so try hard

>>213010352
it's phenomenal stuff, he starts feeling up the table once they're discussing monkeys and apes before he mentions a nest I think harland at this point knew sam was going to nig out and went the full way mentioning the nests after seeing sam fidgety

>>213011977
Sam is so evil for this

>>213009389
Sam looks like he stopped roiding from that interview where he roid-raged, he atrophied and his frame looks smaller than the unc interviewer

>>213011977
wtf is that

>>213012029
ya'll not been reading charls' tweets over the last decade and it shows. He regularly jokes about sucking down loads

>>213011786
I wanna let mia malkova take a big fat shit on me

i am now totally convinced that Sam doesnt have a funny bone in his body, and that people just mistake his edginess and his way of making people uncomfortable for comedy.

Yoshitpis- I mean sam hyde is truly btfo'd
MDEtroons seethin RN keep posting these freds we will beat sam eventually

>hurting others and treating them like shit is funny
>but im actually a good person listen to my advice for only 50 dollars a month

>>213012029
Charls doesn't care at this point after he got paid. That, or sucking a rubber dick is nothing to him if he gets to watch Sam crash and burn from the first row.

>>213012176
The irony of him literally losing his shit over getting like 10% of what he dishes out. Even his latest video he's doing far worse to the random boomer woman than he received here.

>>213012137
Wtf... If everyone who found this funny dies the world would be a better place

>>213012203
God damn that boomer video was stupid. I watched the beginning and he was making a completely retarded point of how the 50 was the peak of mankind, and that boomers ruined it because they're dumb. failing to mention the insane economic boost america got at the time by rebuilding the rest of the ruined world with their intact factories. Zero historical context, zero out of the box thinking. No, it was because boomer bad, the most simple and stupid take imaginable, while sitting there with fishtank contestants acting like he's the greatest thinker of the modern age.

>>213012347
He's clearly projecting his father issues

>>213012137
who hasnt tried this at least once

i actually managed to do it when I was 14 but predictably I didnt feel anything (also as you might assume its an uncomfortable position)

>>213012381
>i did it so everyone does it too
yeah, sure

>>213008885 (OP)
he's just not funny anymore man, that's it
>>213010443
pretty much this, everyone is playing themselves. WP1 had wacky costumes and characters like Roger Cheeto, Peanut Arbuckle, Gay Car Guy going to the gulch etc. the few times they did refer to eachother by name was still just being ridiculous and silly (e.g Nick... what's goin on big guy?)

They shot a sketch for Extreme Peace called "Gorilla Chinchilla" where the black guys outside the bodega are watching a nature doc. One of them says "Yo I'm a gorilla" and then the doc narrator starts talking about gorillas having small dicks. So the black guy goes "Nah, I aint a gorilla. Imma chinchilla!" ...not very funny of course, but itll be funny to see if they release it after the gorilla nest event

>>213012347
He doesn't believe what he's saying. He's just regurgitating zoomer talking points he knows goes down well with his audience.

>>213008885 (OP)
The game show sketches are so fucking out dated. Who the fuck watches game shows? Old boomers? He needs to parody Tik tok videos, podcasters, you know real today shit. He's out of touch.

>>213012696
>He doesn't believe what he's saying
I think he does. He's been surrounded by yes men and ass lickers for so long that he has lost the ability to self reflect and question his own thinking.

>>213011977
How has charls not kill himself for doing this? I guess this proves he's really on hard drugs, huh?

>>213012000
Yeah, I noticed that, too. Is there some thing about monkeys that's connected to Sam in the past? I got the tight and ripe reference.

>>213012563
they will release it and sam will play the gorrilla imo, it's gonna be a way to back up the whole narrative that the reason he acted that way on harlands podcast cause it was a "bit"

>>213011977
they really did a sucking a dildo skit? the fuck?

>orders Nick to cut a piece of thread from his shirt once he realized he wasn't the center of attention

What power does Sam hold over these guys? Do Nick and Charls not want to get regular jobs this badly?

Sam doesn't even try to be funny. Just a total loser who relies on other people to do all the work for him, but the people he hires are also losers.
I watched this retarded shit and Sam is just there doing faces for the camera, he puts no effort into anything. The other guys are just flailing trying to riff something and come up with lines on the spot, and Sam there smirks for the camera. All the sketches are them wasting time talking for the sake of talking and because they don't have a joke it just ends in something gross or someone smashing something.
Try and watch this shit and pay attention to how 90% of the sketch will be just two people talking gibberish that is mostly improv, and then to end the scene they will start kissing, someone will fall down, peepee poopoo will happen or the paid actor will be yelled at. Every sketch.

>>213012707
Conner O'Malley already did that, and did it better. anything Conner has made in the last 5 years has been miles better than Samslop.2011-2016 MDE is superior to Conners stuff though

>>213008885 (OP)
It's not a generation thing, it's a "knowing how to get older" thing. It just happens that gen X and millennials are getting older now. Some comedians can embrace aging and let go of their past (i.e. stop attempting shocky/edgy material since it's impossible after a certain age), others fail to.

>>213008885 (OP)
I swear to god anyone who makes a thread about fishtank or sam hyde should be raped to death by niggers. I will never understand why you retards have such a fixation on this shit.

>>213008885 (OP)
he's absolutely washed
>>213013254
good morning sir :)

>>213013127
Yeah and it went on for about 3 minutes, which felt like an eternity. He was even doing that twist jerk technique that you see in porn. He was puking up fake cum and it was all over his chin in the end and everything. Truly disturbing shit. I don't know what the fuck they were thinking.

>>213013230
conner omalley is a fat 40 year old making XD random skits

>>213013310
What is sam

>>213013310
Rap world is so much more than that. Sorry you are incapable of understanding male joy.

>>213013327
a silverback

>>213013310
The Mask and 103 fever are hilarious, name something on par with these that Sam has made since WP cancellation

>>213011186
It was the recent podcast he did, you see someone keep fucking up and then fatigue sets in and you get tired of it. He's burned every bridge he's had for himself and mde

>>213013472
103 fever was the only thing i saw and its just xd random nonsense. if you like this you are mentally 11 years old like the commenters on the video.
im probably replying to the dumbass that made the video, so fuck you moron. shit is cringe.
sam only produces trash now but its not that bad at least

>>213013507
peter lick marge, homer suck lois

>>213008885 (OP)
you tranny shills can make as many tranny shill threads as you want but sam is back, mde is back, and it's funny as fuck

>>213013578
Nah, it's over.

>>213013613
yeah you're right you better go dilate about it

>>213013578
sam is a notorious tranny chaser so your statement is highly confusing

>>213013507
>sam only produces trash now but its not that bad at least
man you're some genuine shiteater

>>213013644
Got me ;)

>>213013485
he flopped so hard it retroactively altered the context of other things he did. in hindsight he looks like an insecure bitch everywhere. it was the worst possible mistake he could have made

reminds me of nick fuentes

>>213013254
I'm an aging millennial artist and I'm going through this right now. At least I'm self aware enough I guess.

>>213008885 (OP)
I mean, it took him a decade to make the second season. some things just have a shelf life and the decade in-between just took the air out of everything. sam is more into being a pseudo male rights guru now then he is being a comedian or actor

>>213013647
>more shill cope smears
ywnbaw

So who's gonna do the "downfall of Sam Hyde" first? Patrick cc or Turkey Tom?

>>213013691
He always was, and major daddy issues.

>>213013310
his standup special from last year standup solutions is pretty funny

>>213013644
Sam literally made a pro-tranny Extreme Peace sketch, hires trannies, and happily attracts troons to his fanbase. None of the above is speculation, it's been proven/evident.
>>213013775
You're not fooling anyone Luna.

>>213013819
Everything he can to bring in new fans

>>213013775
I accept your concession

>>213009857
kek imagine recording yourself sucking dildos for 5 minutes. it wasnt even funny

>>213013819
sure thing, troon
>>213013834
go dilate your axe wound

>>213013828
fishtank brought in a ton of trannies and fags

>>213013856
you're bad at this Luna, just stop

>>213013894
>desperately trying to make it seem as though sam and mde like trannies so that you, a tranny, feel accepted
fuck off, you are probably luna

>>213013894
What is that gay tent clip from anyway? I've seen it several times, but it seems like no one has any idea what it is from

NuMDE doesn't remember orangey and gammon Favreau...

Trannies have been a part of MDE for a long time, sorry for Edie rocking!

>>213013925
Unreleased material. I'm disappointed that I have to point this out, you should all go back into the archives and do some MDE homework before coming on here to comment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWUWnT2sAso

>charles sucks dildos for 5 mins
>chris (some normie) wears gay candy makeup
>sam fails to build a gorilla nest.


after a rise we now see a precipitous fall.

i think the only one who will do well is nick , who will just sell cars and do his realtor podcast.

charles will just do schitzo takes with chris on some podcast with a small devoted following.

sam will disappear and suffer more physical problems from his testosterone usage

A random /tv/ anon would probably be funnier and less awkward on Harland's show than Sam was

>>213013666
>post count on kiwifarms: 9001

e-celeb derangement might be just as gay, if not gayer, than e-celeb worshipping

>>213011977
People keep saying this skit is a humiliation ritual put on Charls by Sam but if you've actually watched some of Charls's solo shit like "Mr. Pregnant" you'll see that this isn't too different from what he was doing then. Charls probably wrote that whole skit and volunteered to act for it himself.

>>213013943
Sam jumps on a lot of (merited) hate bandwagons to try to win "based" points, indians/niggers/kikes/faggots/etc but Ive never, ever seen anything from Sam against trannies that comes remotely as close as the other stuff.
Really weird for Sam's dick riders to hyper focus on calling his critics trannies when Sam himself handled them with kiddie gloves.

>>213013894
its pathetic people are still posting these shitty 2012 era infographs to smear sam, his fans clearly dont give a shit and his haters are redditor pro-tranny cucks anyway so they should be applauding sam if he really does fuck trannies.

>>213014051
nice try paypig

>>213008885 (OP)
Sam Hyde rapes kids and all his fans were molested when they were children.

>>213014262
I've also heard this

>>213014035
A random /tv/ anon would be damiel.

>w-wardaddy...

>>213014212
rentry.org/payangel
now that that's out of the way: e-celeb derangement might be just as gay, if not gayer, than e-celeb worshipping
half of the fuckers who hate sam need farms threads

>>213010352
>If you watch closely during the part where Harland asks Sam if he likes nature, you can see Sam already testing the weight of the table, as if he’s decided that the only card left in his playbook is some fishtank-esque set destruction as a form of intimidation.
This. People who are acting like Sam just chimped out and lost his temper are actually misunderstanding the situation. He just failed for 20 minutes to banter with someone, looked like a bitch, and couldn't think of a better way to regain control of the situation than literally table flipping. When that still doesn't rattle Harlan he turns in to a sputtering simp and begs him to come to his show lol.

>>213008885 (OP)
Sam has always been driven by bitterness and ego. he thinks hes the ultimate genius and badass, so he surrounds himself to with people who worship him. some kind of alt-right edgy cult leader who believes too much of his own bullshit at this point to be all that funny anymore.

>>213014494
no, he realized harland was going to be a silly billy for an hour doing wacky zany xD fake bits/stories and sam didnt want to play along with that for an hour (being tired and hungover) so he did the simplest and easiest thing to 1. end the podcast 2. generate clicks and views, and you all fell for it. the rest of the mde crew were equally tired and hungover and dont give a shit about the creator of puppy dog pals so they just sat there and let it play out as they had hangover diarhea bubble guts. gay ass redditors will be talking about this for weeks though since e-drama faggotry is their lives.

>>213014580
holy cope

>>213008885 (OP)
>gen x
this boy is a millennial

>>213014606
if youre too stupid to argue use AI at least, instead of using /pol/ terminology, faggot

>>213008885 (OP)
>gen x
None of the MDE guys are gen x

>>213011786
i hate being related to someone who acts just like this

>>213014731
>hates on /pol/
>hates on trannies
NuMDE is weird

>>213012899
he was probably bullied in school and called a monkey or gorilla

>>213014580
Sam doesn't drink.

And since you mention the hangovers they apparently had, I'm assuming you watched https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ekH0W4hEA

And so surely you noticed in that video how Charls and Erick are extremely uncomfortable and seem like they're being held hostage, pussyfooting around the elephant in the room, looking like they've been traumatized by the negative reaction to the Harland podcast. And I would assume you watched the Harland podcast itself and noticed how Nick was having a borderline panic attack and apologized to Harland after the desk got flipped and promised "to make it all better".

So we have those things as evidence that it was a genuine meltdown on Sam's part and everyone on the crew is panicking about it, and then we have your argument that it was a troll "just to generate clicks and views" because they were so bored with the interview. I guess people can draw their own conclusion.

>We are big gorillas! We are big apes!
>Are we dancing, Sam?

>>213008885 (OP)
It's been 8 days and he still hasn't addressed the harland question yet.

>>213015135
What question?

>>213014915
>they looked uncomfortable
>NICK WAS HAVING A FUCKING PANIC ATTACK
>EVERYONE WAS PANICING

again, youre a dysgenic antisocial redditor faggot who hasnt had a real interaction with another human since covid, kys

>>213008885 (OP)
I remember watching a recent podcast (its that one with wingsofredemption and the fps russia guy) and sam was on talking about how ever since he got on HRT (ten years ago) he's so much calmer, he doesn't lash out at all, doesn't act erratically, etc

then he gets mad because he's getting one upped on a podcast so he flips a desk and goes crazy lol

yeah very calm very composed

>>213011977
why mods didn't ban/delete your post but deleted video/original picture?

>>213015267
>"this is getting crazy" - Charles

>>213015281
> he got on HRT (ten years ago) he's so much calmer
He probably confused it with the fact that he got old / is no longer a young man.

>>213014915
Afaik he has been drinking a little bit recently

>>213009576
charls got in and his sketch was sucking dick

does anyone have the link to charls 2 hr long rant against sam? i forgot to save the link, i saw it posted a few days ago.

The flipping of the table wasn't such a big act tbqh but those subsequent attempts of Sam to somehow push and put Harland on the ground, fight with him, strangle him, etc. were just pure madness

this man must be locked down (in a zoo)

>>213014915
>Sam doesn't drink.
Do you believe everything Samy says?

>>213015497
no I dont. hes the type of guy that will rant for 2 hours about all the stuff not to do then immediately go out and do said thing. he doesnt practice what he loves preaching

>>213008885 (OP)
skibidi chungus

>>213015424
How do you know? I always thought Sam should drink anyways, at least he'd have an excuse for being a retard.

>>213015761
he only says he doesnt drink to flex on people and act like hes so superior to you

>>213015267
>beet red
>eyes and head darting
>heavy breathing
>masticating involuntarily
"just a little uncomfortable bro"

>>213012144
she is ugly now

>>213015866
How has no one called him out on it yet?

>>213008885 (OP)
>gen x "humor"
is that zoomtard for actual humor?
that's WiLd

>>213016106
because like others have said he surrounds himself with yes menn who dont question anything he says or does

>>213016122
>believing this obvious rage bait

Loading the cast with a bunch of Fishtank extras who were willing to work (extremely shittily) for free while pocketing millions in crowdfunding really exemplifies the entire "show" desu

>>213016237
this. its just going to be grift o'clock for the next several years where everybody tries to get as much money out of maga as possible

>>213008885 (OP)
he's a millennial, retard

>>213015761
On kiwifarms someone mentioned seeing him drink a beer at a show.

>>213016216
I'm an alcoholic, he just doesn't seem like a drunk to me, and to add that no one ever mentions it ever, no disgruntled employees, which he has a lot of or charls or anyone. Nick is obviously an alcoholic, his red face shows it all, same as mike from rlm. It's easy to spot.

>>213014262
many are saying this

>>213016269
rent free

>>213009857
>But after watching Charls suck cock and bukkake himself on camera for 5 minutes... it's over, there's no coming back from that.
In his meltdown talk Charls said he would be remembered for sucking cock. I'm not saying he called his humiliation ritual years prior but he did call his humiliation ritual years prior.

>>213016305
you can drink and not be a drunk you know right? theres a big area in-between abstaining from all alcohol and being an alcoholic

>>213008885 (OP)
What's with losers on /tv/ and this attachment to internet 'funny' guys? sam hyde, cumtown, shane gillis and the likes. Do you guys really listen to shock jock podcasts for hours on end to mimic your long lost high school friendgroup?

>>213008885 (OP)
https://kick.com/madattheinternet/videos/61cad078-7716-4bbc-9ac2-aa46424d34f0?t=8900

>tldr
watch this it's worth it

>>213016415
Well that's neat that he has that kind discipline considering he abuses almost everything else(zyns, cigars, roids, McDonald's) and that his dad is an alcoholic. Good for him.

>>213016457
friendship simulator. thats why long form podcasts are so big now. post covid so many people are so broken mentally, physically and financially they dont have much else going on in their lives

>>213016473
its funny that this guy also has an e-daddy problem but with trump, he didnt even feature the epstein cover up in the front page of KF
kwaboty

>>213014580
>so he did the simplest and easiest thing to 1. end the podcast
it went on for like 20 minutes after the table flip retard, while Sam and his wiggers all sucked up to Harlan and promised to replace the damage
>2. generate clicks and views, and you all fell for it
Yes, I fell for watching a video where he made a giant fucking retard of himself and have laughed about it for a week. Clearly I got completely outplayed.

He built the gorilla nest you retards, didn't you clearly see sam using harlands desk as wood material for it?

>>213016473
Nah nigger, give me a tl;dr at least. It's an hour long.

>>213016522
kf has nothing to do with the video
some of us don't obsess about your troon website but enjoy the streams

>>213016546
literally impossible just watch it

>>213016505
Yeah that's what I was doing during covid, put on an opie & anthony 1hr episode while doing my calisthenics and kettlebell every morning. But all those different podcasts today that's like 6-8hrs per week. And it's really dog humor, everytime a guy on here brings up cumtown it's always gay retarded chink or something like that. bit too low brow and brain melting to me

>>213015479
It was big I think since they kept panning the cameras to show how busted this huge heavy desk and all their audio equipment was.

Also harlan commented how the legs were broken

>>213013819
>Sam literally made a pro-tranny Extreme Peace sketch
Which sketch?

It was revenge for iDubbbz. And a lot of other things. And that's that. It was among the primates. It was real gorilla shit.

>>213012114
It's weird how shit he looks now. Is he starving himself? Or I'll? You don't normally lose muscles so much and so quick

>>213016473
>4hrs long stream from the kiwifarms admin
you're fried

>>213015476
just search charls drunk turkey stream

>>213015281
Even in that PKA podcast he was getting pissed off at Taylor for being more quick witted than him
>You look more like Leon Trotsky every time I see you
>Thanks... ASSHOLE

>>213008885 (OP)
Seeing Nick and Charls run defense while calling everyone redditors is pretty faggy behavior

>>213016546
It's just an analysis like the billion that have been posted in these threads. Not that special or insightful.

>>213016382
kys migatard

>>213016658
>no fun allowed
>unless you log in
no thanks

>>213015281
Doesn't receiving more testosterone usually make you MORE aggressive?

>>213016656
>You don't normally lose muscles so much and so quick


He was never jacked despite being on a ton of anabolics and hgh. The only thing he has to show for years of PED abuse is a $50,000 hole in his wallet and sick skull gains.

>>213016697
>>213015476
https://archive.org/details/charlscarrolshizomeltdown

>>213016869
no, nor does it make you bald.

>>213016656
He never consistently exercised. He'd eat like shit, then eat some nasty all green shit on stream pretending it's all he ever ate, he'd punch a bag, and do a couple squats and thats it. At best he'd ego lift a couple times a week and pretend he was on some strict exercise regiment

>>213015431
And it was the funniest part of the whole show. The sketches with Erick and Charls (Charls hottub streamer, We Can Fix It, Prom Night) are the only ones that people are even going to ever watch again or remember, let alone quote.

>>213015281
I just watched this clip from that podcast (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT2XJ2bBfJU). Sam said he injected 200mg every 5 days. 200mg a WEEK is considered a borderline steroid cycle dose. Looks like he took some bad advice from a gear head who thinks 280mg a week is a trt dose lmao.

>>213016869
uh no excessive testosterone makes you level headed and even keeled, thats why men commit more murders and are also murdered more often

>>213011977
>Charles back in MDE
>Does this
What the fuck?

The home improvement show sketch with Erick was pretty funny

>>213017084
It's interesting that he talked about Sam ruining lives and coordinating gangstalking campaigns to defame him and his wife online. Then a week later they're friends without explaining why he said any of those things. It was a truly interesting and silly bit he was playing.

So why doesn't he like nature, MDEsisters?

>>213017247
They're east coast city boys, they don't know what a forest is

>>213017247
Only trannies and jews like nature

>>213017108
i chuckled at the 2 cuts to charls schizo mumbling but thats about it

>>213017247
He does, he was just trying to get out making a gorilla nest

>>213017084
>Sam does far less than flip a table and cry about Jews
>Charls: HE SABOTAGED US ON PURPOSE IM NEVER WORKING WITH HIM AGAIN, HES A GAY MAN WHO WORSHIPS SATAN
>the Hahla HAHWEH POHCAH incident
>Charls: OMG CALM DOWN EVERYBODY THIS IS SUCH A NOTHING BURGER
it really feels like the gang wants to downplay it to watch it all blow over in hopes that it goes away, but it's very shameful that a man of Charls caliber would bend for this shit

>>213015366
Yeah. It seems weird to me so many people are on this stuff in their late 30s early 40s.
>I got my levels checked and I'm no longer 25 hormonally so better get on HRT then get jacked.

>>213017247
He probably thought it was another double entendre from harland, he also asks if he's a "nature boy".

>>213017334
>man of Charls caliber

You mean a schizo retard? How is anything beyond his "caliber" lmfao

>>213017289
That's why they both gravitate towards NYC?

>>213013691
>reminds me of nick fuentes
more like hasan tbqh, theyre both lolcows now

>>213017334
>flipping over a table is worse than blacklisting all his friends in the entertainment industry after they've gotten their foot inside it
mondocord aren't sending their best.

>>213011977
>I wouldn't go back for $80million
>I wouldn't go back for $800million
what was his price you think?

>So you're a MDE fan, huh Amber?
>Did you set me up? Why did you do it? Why did you set me up?

>>213017445
Sucking dick on camera.

>>213017441
That was after the fact, Charls was commenting on Sam seemingly intentionally trying to ruffle exec feathers. The self in self sabotage wouldn't apply to Sam actively denying Charls and Nicks car show
>>213017445
$800

>>213014494
>>213014580
It was Sam's version of this. He was desperately trying to think of something funny to say, and when he couldn't, he panicked and did something cringe.

>>213009389
Yeah at this point it seems like a combination of roid rage and wigger zoomer enablers, and I've been a fan of MDE since the very early 2010s. I still am but if this Harland thing is real that's just pretty sad. It was like they got a second chance even 10 YEARS LATER and were on their way up again but I don't know what happens now.

>>213017507
Did nathan fielder flip out? What's happening in that pic

>>213017445
sammy probably gave him a couple bitcoin and residuals

>>213017507
>tfw the room doesn't explode with laughter because you said "DJEWZ!"

>>213017289
what about eskimos?

>>213017639
Talk to me

What is hyde-force? I entered the site and nothing was for sale or anything. It looked like an empty web store.

>>213016473
gay armchair psychologist retard what a waste of time dont post again please thanks

Didn't you know that "jews" and "rape" are two words that make audience explode in laughter?

silly goys

knew it was doomed when charls wasnt in the first episode

>>213008885 (OP)
Just seems to me like a scatterbrained and rushed production. If anyone was ever paying attention, leading up to the pre-production they weren't even sure they would secure the funds, and when they did they still didn't have Charls on board. I still think they can bang out a solid season after this but they'd have to go all in and not get involved in side-project time-sinks like Fishtank and the NFT crap. Sam also needs to knock-off the retarded political messiah shit, this man for a fact ain't christian OR politically savvy, need for him to do a design podcast instead.

>>213017659
I'd love to talk rape

>>213017906
Have you been raped? You look like you've been raped

>>213008885 (OP)
>what went so horribly wrong?
Irony poisoning. Ironically.

>>213017920
Thank you

>>213017445
Thiel threatened his kids. They gave him some cash so he wouldn't feel completely bad about it.

>>213017247
Being an artist guy excludes you from being a nature guy in Sam's head.

>>213018072
It always amazed me how he, being an artist (or rather, considering himself an artist), decided to become a boxer and not take care of his hands.

>>213011977
You can't convince me this wasn't a humiliation ritual

>>213017289
I thought getting back to basics and natural things was what the alt right was supposed to be about right now. but I guess when all you do is reactionary contrarianism you change your positions frequently

>>213018222
it was his bar mitzvah

>>213018222
humiliation ritual is something 4chan made up. its a forced meme

>>213017034
>280mg a week for over a decade

moron

>>213018323
just like Epstein files?

Sam Hyde will forever be based because he makes leftypol trannies seethe uncontrollably like nobody else. I haven't even watched most of his stuff, my gut tells me that anyone who is so hated by the most disgusting people imaginable must at least be doing something right.

>>213016869
if you are deficient, it can help you be emotionally regulated

but if your levels are already decent and you take test/if you genuinely need it but way overdo it, you become incredibly emotionally dysregulated

>>213011977
There's no fucking way LMFAO

>>213018323
4chan coined the term, but it's always existed

>>213018399
Yeah bro, we're all seething at mad as fuck about a 5 minute long sucking on a dildo and fake cum in your mouth joke

>>213018375
no, all the epstein stuff is real. despite what trump may be saying about it now

>>213018578
The fact that you immediately jumped on it just proves my point.

>>213018604
Pointing out something painfully unfunny in a show with barely any funnies at all didn't prove any sort of point Most people in this thread are talking about how unfunny the show was.

>>213008885 (OP)
been laughing my ass off the last few days with this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA0cwN3Fg4o

yeah cookies are bad because... of the seed oil... no other reason
>hey chris lynch can you get me my zyns
>*blows cigar smoke in your face*
>yo jet can we order fast food
>hold on gotta take my HGH

>>213018597
because 4chan said so?

>>213018716
My brother embarrassingly made /pol/ his personality around 2019 says shit like this and made this thing even funnier to me.
Seed oils, single mothers, and da jooz! All right around the time he decided to become a Christian

>>213018752
how much double think do you have to go along with to support trump anymore? he can say the exact opposite of what he said 2 days ago and most people just go along with it only because he said it. its insane. but oh, it makes liberals mad so thats all that fucking matters apparently

>>213018711
I've been laughing more than a week over the whole podcast
Never seen anyone humiliate themselves like that.
Even Jim could not top this

Harland has years in the industry and stand-up, he can recognize when somebody is a complete hack. He's the ultimate shit test in having comedians adapt to his goofy humor. If you can banter back and roll with it, you've passed the test. Sam failed miserably, just like Joe Rogan and David Lucas before him.

>>213018846
I'm not a migatard, libtard
But you don't have cards here nor real evidence

>>213018924
its amazing how bad at standup joe rogan is considering how big he is in the comedy scene. It would be like if the most famous and popular current football player could barely play football

Hardland destroys another hack. Love to see it.

>>213008885 (OP)
They sold it on gumroad instead of using amazon or some shit. I get they don't want to get their shit pulled but besides the rabid incel fan base they already have this severely limits the amount of people who will see their product.

>>213018650
I thought it was funny.

Harland should get more confrontation people like Sam on. The Sam episode was funny cause Sam was resisting and Harland refused to let up, it's not as entertaining when they just submit

>>213019126
The only good movie harland was in was freddy got fingered.

>>213019247
because you are financially and emotionally invested
to everybody else it was just bad optics

>One love. Heil Hitler

>I'm sorry, Harland

>>213016658
watch at 1.5 speed obviously

>>213019398
>I really don't want to burn another bridge but the only jokes I know are /pol/ tier virtue signalling

>>213012899
>I got the tight and ripe reference

Basic gestalt?

>>213019312
Not the dildo part so much but everything else has been pretty kino so far.

>>213016226
not ragebait, my zoomer gf did not know how to use a can opener. (or pliers, also she thought ww2 started when poland invaded russia).

>>213019619
young people dont know anything, despite having free access to information about anything. its ironic

>>213017247
nature is not degenerate enough for sam's taste. for all his alt right whinging, sam loves the decay, grime, and shittiness of urban modernity. it's like water to a fish. put him in nature and he'd mentally asphyxiate in a week.

>>213017940
the fate of many a goon

>>213019619
>can opener
Which design?
>pliers
Vise-grips? Forgivable, it's really not intuitive. At first, it will seem like like the Alien alien with 2 mouths

>>213018711
shit yes fresh hyde crash out analysis kino

>>213018924
Is this where we pretend the unfunny geriatric is actually based? He got manhandled like a rape victim and took it lying down.

>>213019791
and yet he managed to buck break sam without lifting a finger

>>213014580
>you all fell for it
>only I got it!
>I understand Sam and I got it!
I hope he reads this bro

>Most of his fanbase are right wing homophobes
>sam fucks trannies
make it make sense

>>213019791
MDE damage control

Meanwhile Nick:
>P-please Harland don't worry we'll fix it
>Me and Eric we can do better

>>213019791
>t.

>>213019843
Crazy cope.

>>213019947
that makes him superstraight in the eyes of his paypigs or something

>>213013894
Damn this pic is ancient dude took down his gay blog years ago

>>213010443
I liked World Peace, I watched one episode of Extreme Peace and probably won't be watching any more.

>>213018399
>If I shit on the ground and spread feces all over the place it will make people I hate mad, so I am based and funny
grow up

>>213014580
>being tired and hungover
You said he doesn't drink before that
This is when you know that whole MDE is full of shit

>SAM: AHHH MY BACK HURTS
>GOES FULL APESHIT TRASHING WHOLE STUDIO

>CHARLS: WE HAD A HANGOVER! IT WAS TOO STUFFY THERE
IT'S TOTALLY NOT OUR FAULT THAT WE HAD BEEN DRINKING BEFORE THAT AND BROUGHT THE WHOLE FUCKING GANG ON A SMALL PODCAST DESIGNED ONLY FOR TWO PEOPLE

>NICK: ITS ALL A BIT! IT WAS PRANK DUDE LOL EPIC TROLL WE WON'T BE HOSTING THE VIEW NOW! OH NO!
>SITS THE ENTIRE PODCAST WITH A RED FACE AS A PRINTED SALMON

>>213010443
This pic of Sam is scary. He's got major Ozempic face and just looks so vacant behind the eyes.

>>213020266
lmao

>>213017445
20k

>>213011841
tl;dr

>>213018399
Sam will always make money because MAGA bankrupts themselves to anything that makes "SJWs" seethe, especially sucking Epstein cock and donating all your organs to Israel

>>213013390
Based Rap World enjoyer. Genuinely my favorite thing Connor has ever made.

>>213020399
this. its all con man huckster bullshit.

I don't even know if it was Sam really feeling outmatched so much as it was Sam needing to appease his /pol/tard paypigs. If Sam had let the "priests raping" joke go by without sperging about MUH JOO, there would probably be 20 threads a day on /pol/ saying Sam is defending the jews or something.
The moral of the story is you should NEVER financially tie yourself to the most unstable retards alive (4chan users).

The worst part for me was Sam's master plan being grappling a 65 year old man as a 40 year old roidhead and still being too weak to do anything but giving him a soft hug LOL

>>213020493
What do you want from him if he is an unstable retard himself as his audience

>>213020558
And then sweatily begging him to come to his show.

>nature is for pussies. you need to have rich parents and go to art school like me, an alpha badass
why does anybody give this guy their money

Why did Charls sell out

>>213014262
they look like they've been raped

>>213020662
his trad wife needs money for more plastic surgery

>>213020662
they promised to make him grand master of sucking dick at his lodge

>>213020662
Its always bothered me that his name is spelled wrong

>>213020662
>Mhmmmm.... Mhmmmmm! Nice and creamy

>>213020662
money, what else?

>>213020632
his fans like jews and trannies

>DUDE I'm sucking my own dick and cumming in mouth, ironically!
What was the thought process behind this skit

>>213020662
he got his dream skit of a 5 minute long self blowjob for Christ

>>213019587
possible boston ross and marky lore crypto-reference
sam got paranoid

>>213021087
Harland was doing it before the taping. Is he really a blackbelt in psychological warfare pretending to be a goof?

Yeah the world is demonic and degenerate and you have to safeguard your soul from evil
*sucks his own dick and cums down his throat*

>>213014915
>it was sooo fahni
>everything said was sooo fahni
>soo fahni

>>213021016
It actually came from the comedic brilliance of genius director Alex Schultz and creative heavy lifter Sam Hyde.

Anyone got a link to Charls sucking dick for 5 minutes?

>>213018876
interesting schizo bubble
do you overanalyze everything?

>>213021339
>this man is an artist just like Sam
>give him a movie!

now i got why world peace 2 degraded this much
with all the dick sucking
IT'S AN ART

it's not about jokes or humour
it's like farting paint on the wall

>>213021181
appear dumb so that your enemy underestimates you

>>213021339
>nobody in the background is paying attention to Schultz
what a retard

>>213021339
I'll say this for Schultz; when it's completely his vision, his crew, his and his crew's full creative control (I do not know how they distribute the work for what they do), most of the stuff is good. He and his guys produced a lot of stuff, including works somewhat similar (and going further) than the infamous dildo garbage, but the build-up to it was always rock-solid and everything in the scenes at the very least, wasn't out of place. Further he always broadcasted expertly the utter shame and regret of the participants in the skit and always censored that crap out even while carrying out the rest of the act out with corny graphics of some kind.
That wasn't done for this, and the results speaks for itself, but even if they had it still wouldn't be salvageable because the build up and justification barely existed, they should have let the joke end in the limo with "nobody's sucking your dick tonight" and gone for an akward prom. Still wouldn't have been very good but it would have kept it from being atrocious.

>>213019932
>pretending to be asleep
pure cinema

>>213008885 (OP)
Editing can’t save you if the humor isn’t there

>>213019932
Drunk chuck once again correct, sam truly does build gorilla nests and receive built gorilla nests

>>213015497
>SAM: You're a Big Guy. How old are you?
>HARLAND: You've never asked anyone that before, have you.

>>213017334
>it's very shameful that a man of Charls caliber would bend for this shit

Watch the smirk after "They're both professionals." He has keep kayfabe. Eric's surprise at the promos being cut in video was sincere.

>>213017550
Oldheads are just Automile FOMO now.

>>213021810
IDK man I didn't think anything in EP was funny. I liked WP but I think Schultz sucks at comedy and directing. His standup is lame too. I just don't get why the dildo bit went on so long and was at the end for the finale and that cut to Sam. I think there is something to the humiliation thing people are saying.

>>213022230
Yeah the standup isn't good, and EP isn't good either. I'm only saying Schultz + Schultz crew productions were good. To me the divine tragedy is that MDE got there first before Schultz and his people so they got senior voice in creative direction.

>>213018898
I liked how Nick spat out that cookie like Harland spat out celery on Rogans desk repeatedly. They all looked raped except for Charls.

>>213020266
>perfect alibi: we wuz hungover partying with Bones the night before
>doesn't lead with it in Scuffed Realtor
>Charls & Eric kneecap that by mentioning it

Sam's stated that he doesn't drink because of his alcoholic father. It's believable. He could also make social drinking exceptions. He doesn't look like it and it only makes the performance that much more flat on his end of the equation.

>>213020662
>Why did Charls sell out

Nearly squashed traveling in Turkey with the huge earthquakes by a hair. Eric joining. Investors had a benchmark for additional funds if all the original cast was involved, so he relented at his wife's behest and to help the rest of the gang out mostly. Harland's Roadkill probably made it all worth it.

>>213022288
Which is not to say he would have salvaged it. I think it would have been better than what they have now, but Andrew Ruse is much better than Schultz and nobody will ever forget skits like "the teacher" and "the man who would never be" for as long as they live. Would have still been a disappointment compared to WP but less offensively so.

>>213022404
He truly is a vindicated man in every respect, and I'm sure the wife had a lot to do with it because of how she kept defending sam (for god only knows what reason) during the drunk stream.

>>213018898
Is this episode still scrubbed from the internet? Is there a full version anywhere?

>>213022144
>Nosey

>>213022435
andrew ruse is leagues above shitz I dare say he carried most of it

>>213022492
Internet archive
Vimeo

>>213022466
>charls is so cool bros
schizo who sucks dick on camera. the perfect role model for faggots like you

>>213021339
>saving and reposting content watermarked with a fucking online gambling ad
kill yourself retard

>>213022580
when you find yourself in an unwinnable situation you'll be able to relate.

>>213022466
>she kept defending sam (for god only knows what reason) during the drunk stream.
she was trying to calm a loved one down while he was having a mental breakdown in front of hundreds anon, it's not that hard.

>>213022435
the loss of ruse permanently kneedcapped the MDE crew and let sam destroy it with no pushback

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPYJpkKNFDs

even when he wasn't directing anything and acting on something with little importance what essentially is a throwaway vid with charls he asks "am I in frame" the guy had an eye for directing the boys

>>213022604
Very different approaches then, when I'm trying to calm someone down I don't tell them "you're wrong."

>>213022595
and yet here you are getting paid to shill him faggot

>suck rubber cocks on the show
>refuse to do cunnilingus on a podcast

these guys are gay or what?

>>213022770
i'm just having fun humiliating him

>>213023004
Now that you mention it they're extremely lucky they did the harland interview before episode 5 released (assuming production delays).

>>213022607
Sam and Ice Poseidon are friendly and have kept saying they're gonna collaborate with each other.
In like 2017, Ice Poseidon was rolling around in LA in a big plastic ball, and RUSE was randomly outside his apartment building. Ice of course didn't know who he was, and was like "hey nobody, go fetch some scissors for me you little nothing," and RUSE went and got scissors for him and then Ice went on to spiral into terrible idea after terrible idea, went broke and irrelevant until EDDIE from STAKE DOT COM rescued him 7 years later.

>>213021181
Obviously. The "sing a hymn" thing was really a have about how Sam doesn't know a single one and is a grifter.

>>213023161
is there a way I can watch that interaction?