Thread 213009994

IT'S HAPPENING HAYDEN BROS

Jumper was 4chan’s favorite movie of 2011

The tv show was cool and the girl, henri, was a cutie.

>>213009994 (OP)
They'll cancel it before production starts.

>>213009994 (OP)
The original is escapism kino so fuck yeah

>>213010078
>people actually think it's gonna be the same 20 years later
hollywood quite literally can not do anything right anymore.
abandon all hope

>>213009994 (OP)
They should call it "Looper"

>>213009994 (OP)
>>213010168
Place your bets on the title:
Jumper (2027)
Jumpers
Jumper II
Jumper: Vengeance
Jumper: Resurrection
The Jumper
Jumper v Paladin
Jumper: Jump Harder
Jumper League

>the lead of the prequels and Snyder
They really want the Indian audience huh

>>213010222
Jumper: Origins

The laser baton that Samuel has, why wouldn't it not work?

Its way too late to do a sequel, Sam Jackson is ancient now

Rumour is "Fraserheads" are gunna be EXTREMELY happy with this movie ;)

>>213009994 (OP)
Jumper: One Giant Leap

>>213010222
jumpnite also checked

>>213009994 (OP)
Just when you think the bottom of the nostalgia barrel has been scraped clean lol

now instead of filming on location everything will be CG

>>213010890
on location where? Toronto?

>>213009994 (OP)
We did it.

>>213009994 (OP)
Hollywood has made a sequel of just about everything at this point, it was only a matter of time

I’d like to see griffith’s story adapted for long form television. Could be told in a season or two. I liked it a lot more than the original story.

>>213009994 (OP)
I never understood how you could have such an OP power like teleporting and lose to someone without any powers

>>213011783
Here’s the thing. The templars for the most part try to nip it in the bud and target jumpers when they’re children. The ones after the main characters are probably the best of the best. Also they possess the ability to instantly know the location of a jumper the moment they jump. A skill when paired with experience gives a Templar an edge over some kid who’s never been in a real fight.

>>213011783
In the movie the jumpers constantly manage to teleport when they're fighting or about to be catched but they keep teleporting into the fucking same location instead of to the other side of the world

it's retarded

>>213010222
Jumper: Higher
Jumper: The Jumper Jumps Again
Jumper: One Last Jump
Jumper: When I say Jump You Say How High
Jumper vs Sitter

>>213009994 (OP)
Please stop posting that garbage twitter account.

>>213010222
Jump

>>213010017
>2011
Everyone on 4chan is a newfag that only started posting in 2011-2012?

>>213013304
What are you even trying to say?

>>213010222
Dark Jumper: White stains
Black Geronimo: Mo' Jumps, Mo' Money
Jumpers vs Strafers
I Jump
An Interview with a Jumper.

Great now give me Push 2

I've been waiting for this

>>213010222
The Jumpist

>>213010222
Jumperino

for that reddit appeal

>>213010222
obviously it's gonna be "The Jump"

>>213013521
that's a 4chan word mocking reddit. no-one on reddit actually uses -ino ending

>>213013544
Thank you. FINALLY someone else who gets it!

>>213013544
ok
Jumperino

for that 4chan appeal

>>213013383
need that crossover like yesterday!!

>>213009994 (OP)
I always kek knowing that Bilson told the world Anakin never gave her an orgasm because his lightsaber was tiny.

>>213009994 (OP)
we’ve been waiting for this bros

>>213010222
Jokes aside, it's gonna be Reflex or Jumper: Reflex. Reflex is the sequel of the novel

>>213009994 (OP)
Not gonna lie, thought the original flick was actually pretty boring even thought it should have been kino with Hayden versus Samuel Jackson in a high concept plot

>>213014706
Yeah
Cool power, the cgi is decent, but it was boring as fuck even when i watched it as a teen
Idk why, may be the plot is just too generic

>They unironically wanted to make some kind of Jumper universe with gazillion movies and games
Extreme cringe

>>213009994 (OP)
I'm assuming it's a reboot

>>213010222
Jumper? I hardly know her!

>>213009994 (OP)
>The OC actress, 41, who previously dated comedian Bill Hader, revealed she did not have an orgasm during sexual intercourse until she was 38 as she waxed lyrical about intimacy in a conversation with comedian Whitney Cummings.
>Bilson declared: 'Isn't that crazy?' as she recounted her experience, but did not reveal who she shared the encounter with.
>Cummings then revealed she was able to orgasm through intercourse in the last year after quitting birth control.
>Last year Rachel confirmed her previous romance with Hader, which ended in 2020, the year she turned 39.
>Bilson was previously in a decade-long on/off romance (and 18-month engagement) with actor Hayden Christensen, which ended in September 2017. The pair share a daughter Briar-Rose, eight.

>they are remaking Jumper now
Cinema is dead.

>>213009994 (OP)
???

>>213009994 (OP)
He wasn't been in anything not star wars since 2019, I take that to mean he's in a sort of semi retirement if he's in the film it will probably be a minor part.
Member when people were saying he was gonna be shadow the hedgehog.

>>213010989
and they all suck and so will this one

Jumper chads.

>>213016895
>youtube originals

>>213013317
The movie came out in 2008

>>213010143
Sadly you're right. So many ugly nigs and browns will shit up the movie.

>>213010240
Wait what's this about Snyder?

>>213009994 (OP)
Time to start hyping this shit bros to the point that alpha retards will believe "jumping" is real and they will do mass Tik Tok suicides.

I always mix up this movie and that one with Chris Evans and Dakota Fanning in my head

>>213009994 (OP)
JUMP THIS
*unzips dick*