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>84 million people
>3rd largest economy in the world
>0 kinos

What gives?
Anonymous No.213011885 >>213015443 >>213016370
das boot
Anonymous No.213011919 >>213014764
Es saugt und bläst der Heinzelmann wo mutti sonst nur saugen kann.
Anonymous No.213011970 >>213012022 >>213012050 >>213012111 >>213012574 >>213014910 >>213015278 >>213024062
>>213011877 (OP)
Almost no beautiful women either. Why is that? Is it because they all have big ugly noses?
Anonymous No.213012022 >>213012105 >>213012111 >>213012125 >>213012299 >>213014543 >>213016370
>>213011970
>Almost no beautiful women either.
That's straight up wrong. I visited Hamburg last year, and think I never saw as many attractive people in one place. It felt like their baseline was a 7.5/10.
Anonymous No.213012032 >>213012281 >>213012474
>>213011877 (OP)
Movie production is expensive and it all goes through various state-funding processes.
Getting investors and talent outside of this system is pretty much impossible.

So all the movies need to be state-approved and the state is a bunch of no fun allowed pc-retards.
Anonymous No.213012047
>Wim Wenders
>Werner Hertzog
>that chick who made Triumph of the Wills
Anonymous No.213012050 >>213012130
>>213011970
Claudia Schiffer? Heidi Klum?
Anonymous No.213012064
Übel übel sprach der Dübel
Und verschwand in der Wand
Anonymous No.213012069 >>213012115 >>213012139 >>213014586 >>213019729
>>213011877 (OP)
Germans are the least naturally happy or creative people you will ever meet.
Anonymous No.213012084 >>213012132
>It's okay. Steiner's kino will save our film industry.
Anonymous No.213012086
idk ive watched this one a bunch and its def in my top 10 of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zih4o6NLCc
also i absolutely adore Lola Rennt and rate it at least a 9
Anonymous No.213012097
No competition. All media in the hands of the socialists. I'm not exaggerating
Anonymous No.213012105 >>213012140 >>213012469 >>213013933 >>213019651
>>213012022
Your standards are in the gutter, Durgesh. I've been to Hamburg too and it's a seedy shithole full of Turks. The only good-looking women there are slavic prostitutes. Any other German city would be an improvement. But back to the topic at hand, are there any good-looking German women celebrities? I can't think of one.
Anonymous No.213012111 >>213024044
>>213011970
The Germanic genes make their women mannish blockheads.

>>213012022
Lol sure, Hans.
Anonymous No.213012115
>>213012069
Nietzsche knew this.
Anonymous No.213012125
>>213012022
Where in Hamburg have you been? Like 30% of the city is brownoids and the rest is librul tards.
Now Heidelberg or Tübingen, that's something to write home about.
Anonymous No.213012130 >>213012156
>>213012050
OK, those two are hot. But it's weird how few German hotties there are when compared to other Euro countries.
Anonymous No.213012132
>>213012084
...Mein Fuhrer... who's gonna tell him...
Anonymous No.213012139 >>213016257
>>213012069
Happy? Yeah maybe. Creative? Certainly creative enough to have the most important musicians, philosphers, engineers and inventors in human history.
Anonymous No.213012140 >>213012216
>>213012105
>But back to the topic at hand, are there any good-looking German women celebrities?
Define "celebrity". Everyone knows Claudia Schiffer and Heidi Klum, but you will probably come up with some retarded bullshit against those too.
Anonymous No.213012156
>>213012130
What do you even base this on? I couldn't name any pretty Italian women either but I know there are plenty, it's just that there are not many famous ones.
Anonymous No.213012194
Pic related is a German movie, and is one of the best incest kinos of all time.
Anonymous No.213012214
This is pure kino and funny
Anonymous No.213012216 >>213012277 >>213012408
>>213012140
No, those two are hot. I'm not saying they're all ugly. But there are still very few hot German celebs compared to France or England. Laughing at bong women is a /tv/ tradition but no one can deny there are loads of hot Brit chicks too, like Alice Eve, Lucy Boynton, Liz Hurley, Kelly Brook, Hayley Atwell, etc.
Anonymous No.213012250
>barbara
>lore
>Das Leben der anderen
Anonymous No.213012277 >>213012425
>>213012216
You said
>are there ANY good-looking women
You were presented with such evidence and now you're moving goalposts.

Look, you're an anglo, therefore you see more anglo women.
You know maybe Eva Green and conclude that french women are hot while not applying that logic to the german women that are - objectively - hot.
You have a very bad case of confirmation bias, but then again you're brown, so....
Anonymous No.213012280 >>213012366
Lola Rennt
Victoria
Lives of Others
The Wave
Anonymous No.213012281 >>213012394 >>213014671
>>213011877 (OP)
>>213012032
They just announced a "Streaming-Gipfel" at the Federal Chancellery, inviting represantatives of streaming platforms like Netflix, Amazon Prime, Disney+ to invest 100 million of euros into them to produce stuff in Germany.

I'd like to see them give the money to actually talented people but I have doubt. There's a huge dissonance, to me at least, in German acting and German voice acting. Most German actors in movies and TV shows are terrible but German voice acting is excellent. But of course the acting also depends on who's directing and who's producing the shows and movies.
Anonymous No.213012299
>>213012022
>Ranjesh visits Hamburg, fucks an overpriced Albanian whore and now thinks he's an authority on white beauty
Anonymous No.213012318
>>213011877 (OP)
Look Who's Back
Anonymous No.213012331 >>213012384
>>213011877 (OP)
so which country does have a lot of kino? producing kino has largely been a monopoly owned by american coastal jews. other large nations, e.g. china, japan, france, also have produced only a very small numbers of movies that can be considered watchable today
Anonymous No.213012357 >>213014701
Best movie ever made (globally): Das Boot
Best TV ever made (globally): Dark
Anonymous No.213012366
>>213012280
Based Victoria chad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk02R4UNE3k
Anonymous No.213012377
>>213011877 (OP)
Triumph of the Will is kino.
Anonymous No.213012384 >>213013985
>>213012331
S Korea and Denmark are powerhouses
Anonymous No.213012393 >>213018632
>Jahr des Herrn 2025
>everyone can stream in HD on twitch, view HD videos on youtube and everywhere
>everybody has 4k TVs
>private TV channels still require you to pay extra and get some weird chip-thing to watch their ad-riddled free-tv crap in HD
Anonymous No.213012394
>>213012281
They have been doing that for years now, plenty of Hollywood flicks got those "Filmfördermittel" by shooting some car chase in Berlin so they can say it was partly shot in Germany and bam-stupid German money Uwe Boll made his entire career abusing this system and its a fucking retarded waste of money. I don't even understand the point of it. Do they think Tom Cruise and his camera crew coming over for a week would help the national movie industry?
Anonymous No.213012408 >>213012455
>>213012216

Charlotte Ritter
Nora Tschirner
Saskia Rosendahl
Anonymous No.213012425 >>213012469
>>213012277
No, you ESL retard. I said there were ALMOST none. Every country has at least a few hot chicks. It's just that Germany seems to have much fewer than England or France. France has Eva, Lea Seydoux, Emmanuelle Béart, Mélanie Laurent, Brigitte Bardot, etc.
Anonymous No.213012455
>>213012408
First one looks like a tranny but the other two are hot.
Anonymous No.213012469
>>213012425
see
>>213012105
>But back to the topic at hand, are there any good-looking German women celebrities? I can't think of one.
Why would you even lie like that if everyone can see that you are? Only little kids do that, or actual retard-iq niggers.
Anonymous No.213012474 >>213012500
>>213012032
Poland has ZERO money and has produced tons of kinos since the 50s, and they have the best cinematography school (and it's state funded!) in the world
Anonymous No.213012500
>>213012474
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%81%C3%B3d%C5%BA_Film_School
>The school has four Oscar-winning alumni: Roman Polanski, Andrzej Wajda, Zbigniew Rybczyński, and Hoyte van Hoytema. Alumnus Krzysztof Kieślowski was nominated for an Oscar, but did not win. Both Polanski and Wajda won the Palme d'Or at the Cannes Film Festival in 2002 and 1981, respectively.
Anonymous No.213012574 >>213012663 >>213013477
>>213011970
They got so gang raped by Soviets post-wwii that they're barely different from slavs now. The aryan race is dead.
Anonymous No.213012663
>>213012574
Ah yes because Slavic women are ugly right? Fucking go back to bed Chang.
Anonymous No.213012666
o I am laffin at all the angry krauts in this thread
Anonymous No.213012801
>>213011877 (OP)
“For the nation has showed itself to be the weaker one and the future belongs exclusively to the stronger eastern nation. Those remaining after the struggle are in any case the less valuable ones because the good ones have been killed.”
Anonymous No.213012837 >>213012883 >>213012891 >>213013061
Germans aren't artistic. They're very no-bullshit, mechanical kind of people. They have lots of positive attributes, but artistry isn't one of them.
Anonymous No.213012866
/tv/ never talks about Never Look Away. It's very literally kino and based.
Anonymous No.213012883 >>213013017
>>213012837
Writing and music are also artistry, you know?
Anonymous No.213012890 >>213013017 >>213013061
It's literally because of the Nazis. In 1920s they were pretty much at the top of world cinema. Then Hitler came to power and they never recovered.
Post-war Germany is carried hard by Herzog, Fassbinder and Wenders. Outside of these they have very little to offer.
Anonymous No.213012891 >>213015254
>>213012837
I'm not German, but a girl I was dating once said in the morning "So you're NOT a robot" after I cursed at myself for making a work mistake. I had spent years turning myself into an autistic robot person. hope everyone enjoyed me blog.
Anonymous No.213013002
French sexual degeneracy is a 38 year old woman having passionate sex with her 15 year old boyfriend.
German sexual degeneracy is a woman wearing a rubber suit taking a dump on a guys chest.
Anonymous No.213013017
>>213012883
When was the last good pieces of German writing or music? But I think >>213012890
take is more nuanced and accurate. Countries rarely recover from these type of cultural crackdowns that occur over decades. It's what happened to China too. And it's also what's happening to America. We've already passed America's golden age.
Anonymous No.213013061 >>213013183
>>213012837
Caspar David Friedrich, Beethoven, Bach, Goethe, Brothers Grimm, just to name a few.
>>213012890
Yep, this. After Hitler rose to power with the Third Reich and decided to burn books and to control the media and use art for propaganda purposes, lots of German artists went to the US and decided to make movies there.
Anonymous No.213013073
Aguirre - The Wrath of God is the best movie ever made and it is German.
Anonymous No.213013074
>implying
Anonymous No.213013150
>>213011877 (OP)
Good art is contentious.
Being contentious is VERBOTEN.
Anonymous No.213013163 >>213013234 >>213014804
>>213011877 (OP)
>Tatort: 56+ seasons
>Der Alte: 52+ seasons
>Polizeiruf 110: 51+ seasons
>SOKO Munchen: 46 seasons and multiple 20+ seasons spin-offs
>A Case for Two: 41+ seasons
>Alarm for Cobra 11: 28+ seasons
>Derrick: 25 seasons
German TV is basically only boomer procedurals.
Anonymous No.213013183
>>213013061
What kind of books did they burn I wonder? :^)))))
Anonymous No.213013234 >>213013256
>>213013163
Alarm für Kobra 11 is hardly a boomer procedural, but yeah, that's where a lot of the money they extort from us goes to.
And lots of romance bullshit like that one my mom watched just this weekend when I was visiting her about a woman with assburgers who discovers that she can fall in love while in the polish countryside.
Anonymous No.213013256 >>213013293
>>213013234
>Germans have such an ugly language that even Polish sounds romantic to them
Anonymous No.213013279 >>213013332
German artists and engineers fleeing Nazi Germany is how US beat the USSR in the Cold War.
Anonymous No.213013282 >>213013786
the anti-german memery is just bizarre
Anonymous No.213013284 >>213013305
>>213011877 (OP)

your modern German is the biggest NPC on the planet
Anonymous No.213013293 >>213013624
>>213013256
Actually everyone in that movie was talking german without even the slightest polish accent.
It's reminiscent of a special kind of romantic slop genre, Rosamunde Pilcher adaptations.
They are all set in Cornwall or somewhere nearby, and all the characters are english nobles or something, but all the actors (at least most of them, I remember my mom watching one where fucking Michael Yorke appeared in) are germans and speak german.
Anonymous No.213013305 >>213013350
>>213013284
You've never seen a Trump rally then.
Anonymous No.213013332
>>213013279
>fleeing
:^)
Anonymous No.213013350 >>213013401
>>213013305
I think zoomers are even bigger npcs than miga boomers.
Anonymous No.213013355 >>213013423 >>213013434
great country that was utterly demolished during the last 20 years
Anonymous No.213013401
>>213013350
They aren't. Boomers are the root cause of everything bad in the world and we'll all be better off when those entitled pricks are dead.
Anonymous No.213013409 >>213013911
Any good art the people of the region we call Germany produced was before German unification. And thus can't be claimed by the modern state referred to as Germany.
Anonymous No.213013419
>>213011877 (OP)
We are ground zero for globohomo for 80 years now.
Any semblance of non-woke anti-communist creativity is systematically suppressed.
Anonymous No.213013423 >>213013434
>>213013355
>during the last 20 years
Make it 25. Remember, Schröder came into power in 98, which saw the first time with the Greens being part of the ruling coalition.
In fact, make it 40 years, fuck Kohl and fuck everyone putting the Greens in the parliament in the first place.
It's actually amazing how since Kohl every government has been worse than the one before.
Anonymous No.213013434 >>213013489
>>213013355
>>213013423
let's make it an even 80
Anonymous No.213013477
>>213012574
Russian women are hot though. It would have been an improvement.
Anonymous No.213013489
>>213013434
LOLOL LE FUNNY AND EDGY NAZI REFERENCE
kill yourself
Anonymous No.213013504 >>213013530 >>213013533 >>213013551 >>213013558 >>213013577 >>213013684 >>213014304 >>213014405 >>213015045 >>213015298 >>213015561
>unified in 1866
>less than 50 years later on the wrong side of the biggest war the world has ever seen, lose
>less than 30 years later break that record again, lose again, get split up for everyone else's protection
>Reunified again in 1990, immediately become the beating heart of the effort to destroy European culture and ethnicity as a concept
Was modern Germany, dare I say it, a horrible fucking mistake?
Anonymous No.213013530
>>213013504
Yes. Any European land never civilised by the Romans are no better than beasts.
Anonymous No.213013533 >>213013572 >>213015096
>>213013504
In the last 30 years, German immigration laws only became stricter.
From the 50-80s Germany was basically a free for all that took in every refugee that asked.
That first changed in the early 90s with the Asylkompromiss.
Anonymous No.213013551 >>213013610 >>213013728
>>213013504
Unification was in 1870, when the southern states joined.
Also, why did you leave out the MASSIVE conditioning by the americans after the war that directly led to where we are right now?
Anonymous No.213013557 >>213014796
My wife Pastel is the only thing of merit that Germany has produced in the last 80 years
Oh and Kraftwerk
And that one Peter Schilling song, that's good
Anonymous No.213013558
>>213013504
There is no European ethnicity though. Hitler made quite a sharp distinction between Germans and slavs for instance. He also recognized meds as different race.
Anonymous No.213013572 >>213013605
>>213013533
Yeah and now you get citizenship after what? Three years?
You literally only have to step foot into Germany and you will get a passport and gibs.
Anonymous No.213013577 >>213013622
>>213013504
Bavarian here, yes it was. Let my people go.
Anonymous No.213013605 >>213013661
>>213013572
Not true at all.
Anonymous No.213013610
>>213013551
It started in 1866 with the breakup of the old confederation and the establishing of the new one, I may not be a fancy big city history doctor but I've played a lot of EU4
Anonymous No.213013622 >>213013916
>>213013577
Let's go back to good old trad Bavaria, where it was a Soviet state or when it was ruled by a gay king.
Anonymous No.213013624
>>213013293
yeah, there's also this weird German series about a French police commissar in Brittany where all characters are supposed to be French but talk German.
Anonymous No.213013641
Lebens des Anderen was well done - even the overlapping love scene and the freezeframe ending.
Anonymous No.213013659
>>213011877 (OP)
This is kino
Anonymous No.213013661 >>213013742
>>213013605
Yes it is. Maybe it was five years, I can't exactly remember, but something ridiculously low.
It's a rather recent one, they used some kind of "limitation of refugee contingent" as a smokescreen to put that through. It was one of the last things the Scholz administration did.
Anonymous No.213013684
>>213013504
it was already loosely united before 1814 before they somehow manage to lose a 25+ years war they started and ended up in a worse state than their enemy who supposedly had lost too.
Anonymous No.213013700 >>213017523
DETUSCHLAND NUMMER EINS
DEUTSCH DEUTSCH DEUTSCH
Anonymous No.213013728 >>213013948 >>213014891
>>213013551
Japan has been going through even more American conditioning and are still a mostly conservative society.
Anonymous No.213013742 >>213013917
>>213013661
We currently grant around only 20% of asylum requests.
Decades ago it was around 80%.
Anonymous No.213013786 >>213013811
>>213013282
wwii was the single most effective propaganda campaign ever put into effect, so much so that we still live with the effects
Anonymous No.213013811
>>213013786
>WW2 was only about propaganda
Americans believe this only because of propaganda
Anonymous No.213013911
>>213013409
Fuck off, Georg Heym dying early is, in my eyes, the greatest catastrophe in human history.
Anonymous No.213013916
>>213013622
A gay king would be preferable to a gay Bundestag by far. And a lot cheaper too.
Anonymous No.213013917
>>213013742
Decades ago the number of asylum requests was a tiny bit lower, why are you leaving that important information out?
Anonymous No.213013933
>>213012105
Anonymous No.213013948 >>213014065 >>213014282
>>213013728
>Japan has been going through even more American conditioning
Nice source you got there bro.
And even if it were true:
You're saying far eastern bug people with a completely different societal structure take longer to thoroughly get americanized than a people who, beyond the language, have a lot in common with the occupiers already?
Anonymous No.213013969 >>213014018
>>213011877 (OP)
Anonymous No.213013985 >>213014023 >>213023686
>>213012384
Name Denmark kino
Anonymous No.213014018
>>213013969
You beat me to it
Anonymous No.213014023
>>213013985
Old Men in New Cars
In China They Eat Dogs
Flickering Lights
The Green Butchers
Adam's Apples
Pusher films
DRUK
Anonymous No.213014065 >>213014099
>>213013948
Being a far eastern bug people with a completely different societal structure didn't stop or even slow down Korea's americanization speedrun
Anonymous No.213014099
>>213014065
They were built up against their communist brother exactly as the Federal Republic. Burgers just love their vassal states.
Plus, thinking that koreans and japs are the same shows how little you know.
Anonymous No.213014207 >>213014322
>>213011877 (OP)
Das Boot and pic related already makes 2 kinos
Anonymous No.213014282 >>213014313
>>213013948
Japan was fully and completely occupied by the US alone. less than 1/5th of pre-war Germany ere was under direct American occupation.
not even talking about East Germany who somehow ignored 45 years of aggressive anti-American propaganda and achieved a WR any% of Americanisation© in just 1 year.
Anonymous No.213014304 >>213017347
>>213013504
They are the worst people in Europe by a mile. They ruin everything they touch.
Anonymous No.213014313 >>213014417
>>213014282
>not even talking about East Germany
Anon, just... stop it. You clearly have no fucking idea what you're talking about. Just stop.
Anonymous No.213014322 >>213014330
>>213014207
Das boot is a (disapointing) gay fanfic
Anonymous No.213014330
>>213014322
You are a disappointing gay fanfic
Anonymous No.213014358
Anonymous No.213014380
Anonymous No.213014405 >>213017347
>>213013504
Yes, this continent's downturn started the moment that retarded fucking nation unified as a country
Anonymous No.213014417 >>213014450
>>213014313
>Other guy makes a point
>Just stop anon you have no idea what you’re talking about, just stop, stop anon, stop, enough already stop it.
As an objective on looker here it sounds like you don’t know what you’re talking about.
Anonymous No.213014421
>>213011877 (OP)
Why did you lie OP?
Anonymous No.213014450 >>213014556
>>213014417
>other guy
Sure thing anon. Tell me then, what was that point "he" (totally not you) made?
Anonymous No.213014484
Christian Petzold crying in the corner rn
Anonymous No.213014499
>>213011877 (OP)
Because they focus on TV and dont have that much money to invest in block busters. And when you invest in block busters you have enough mass to generate kinos.
So what you get are some co-productions.
Anonymous No.213014543 >>213014587
>>213012022
Because you dont watch German productions or forget when a German actress works in Hollywood.
Anonymous No.213014556 >>213014601
>>213014450
Read it and ask him yourself
Anonymous No.213014586 >>213015090 >>213015346
>>213012069
Happy? You should visit some festivals in Germany. Oktober Fest for example.
Thats like saying South America is less happy because they all live in slums. Or US citizins because of culture wars, magas and wokes.
Anonymous No.213014587 >>213014950
>>213014543
Why does this look like Miles Teller ran through some gender swap filter?
Anonymous No.213014601 >>213014675 >>213014758
>>213014556
Wow, that totally unmanipulated screenshot really convinces me that you're not samefagging.
But since you apparently got his point (which someone with a brain would call an unbased claim that is also evidently untrue), please, explain to me, since yo- I mean "he" is apparently not replying right now.
Anonymous No.213014614
>>213011877 (OP)
They're too busy making awesome Rammstein videos.
Anonymous No.213014671
>>213012281
What German acting do you mean? I dont see that much difference in quality between Hollywood and German, even European acting.
There is just a difference that German is more focusing on theatrical acting while Hollywood is focusing on quiping-acting.
Anonymous No.213014675 >>213014689
>>213014601
Kek just take your meds
Anonymous No.213014689
>>213014675
Sure, right after I accept your concession.
So long, gay bowser.
Anonymous No.213014701
>>213012357
Based. But i would add Metropolis. Maybe as best early German movie ever made?
Anonymous No.213014758
>>213014601
Japan was never communist before becoming Americanised, yet rural Japan is still less Americanised than rural East Germany. depite having been exposed to American influence for far longer.
now cope.
Anonymous No.213014764 >>213023668
>>213011919
Kannst vergessen hier auf den board ich hatte den auch schon vorgeschlagen. Gibt keine Vertonte Übersetzung (richtig so), nur Untertitel. Nein, der Herr ist der Inbegriff von deutschen Humor. Das ist etwas zu subtil für den internationalen Markt befürchte ich.
>Ich habe gehört Sie haben für die nächsten 50 Jahre Radiergummis und Büropapier bestellt.
Anonymous No.213014786
>>213011877 (OP)
Their politicians purposely make it so they have no film industry and just invest into industrial shit, because they WANT them to watch U.S. and British media. It has been like that since the end of WWII.
Their politicians have been schizophrenic antifa commies for decades.
Anonymous No.213014789 >>213015885
>>213011877 (OP)
Dying country. No culture except a culture to hate themselves. Extremely cucked and subdued people. Feminist women. Fertility rate of 1.35 despite it being boosted by mass immigration so for Germans it’s even lower. Cities are 3rd world Muslim shitholes. It’s over.
Anonymous No.213014796 >>213016472
>>213013557
>My wife Pastel
what did he mean by this
Anonymous No.213014804
>>213013163
Tatort isnt really boomer either. With time it really changed to psychological horror or funny crime stories. It is just not action orientated. And doesnt has poop humor for millenials. Sex and partnership drame is there too for them.
Anonymous No.213014847 >>213014874
>>213011877 (OP)
gay kinoman died too early, but not before created multiple great kinos
Anonymous No.213014874
>>213014847
forgot pic
Anonymous No.213014891 >>213014918 >>213015037
>>213013728
>Germany one of the birth nation of democracy, liberalism and humanitism
You know that Germany had Nietzsche, Marx, Goethe, Heidegger, Kant, Schiller and many more that influenced liberalism?
Did Japan ever have any real philosophs that covered being free and kind to others? What i know it is much kore about nature and follow rules.
Anonymous No.213014910 >>213014961
>>213011970
Kys
German women are peak
Anonymous No.213014918 >>213014988 >>213015137
>>213014891
It's crazy how ugly Kant and Hegel were.
Anonymous No.213014929
>>213011877 (OP)
havent seen a single german tv show ive liked, I dunno they should just stick to making cars ig
Anonymous No.213014941
>>213011877 (OP)
have you heard their jokes? they have no creativity
Anonymous No.213014950
>>213014587
Because you are face blind and see only a rectangular head?
Anonymous No.213014961
>>213014910
>posts a tranny
Anonymous No.213014988
>>213014918
Bad artists or drawn when he was older. He seems to be not a beauty but there are paintings where he looks more average.
Anonymous No.213015037 >>213016151
>>213014891
>Nietzsche, Marx, Goethe, Heidegger, Kant, Schiller
>being free and kind to others
not pretending Japan is better but come on
Anonymous No.213015045
>>213013504
found the Brit scum
Anonymous No.213015073 >>213015410
>>213011877 (OP)
I've never seen anyone suggest this, so I'll keep doing it myself
Anonymous No.213015090 >>213015143 >>213016189
>>213014586
So you're saying literally the only way Germans can be happy is to take enough of a drug to temporarily alter their default mental state. Yes I agree. They need to be completely wasted to even crack a smile and even then have no concept of humor.
Anonymous No.213015096 >>213016281
>>213013533
>In the last 30 years, German immigration laws only became stricter.
try gaslighting harder, antifa
since 2015 there ARE NO MORE immigration laws,
only Volksverräter Führer(innen) allowing the invasion
Anonymous No.213015120
>>213011877 (OP)
It has to do with the 40,000 American troops stationed there.
Anonymous No.213015137
>>213014918
Hegel looks like a chad. He's just stuffed to his gills with that coat and scarf.
Anonymous No.213015143
>>213015090
>even then have no concept of humor.
Anonymous No.213015152
>>213011877 (OP)
>>3rd largest economy in the world
it's all a big bullshit
Anonymous No.213015209
they do have some kinos
they also have a shitload of crime tv shows, when I grew up in 90's czechia with 4 tv channels there was a good chance to catch one of the dozens of shows pretty much any time of the day
Anonymous No.213015254
>>213012891
>dating
Ok normienigger
Anonymous No.213015278 >>213015602 >>213018844 >>213018919 >>213020177 >>213023494
>>213011970
The most beautiful woman of all time is German though. And Elke Sommer wasn't too far behind.
Anonymous No.213015298
>>213013504
Southern Europe > Central Europe > Western Europe > Northern Europe > Mordor
Anonymous No.213015339
>>213011877 (OP)
>kino
Der Kino ist der Kino!
Anonymous No.213015346 >>213015456 >>213015579 >>213015985 >>213016385 >>213016703
>>213014586
Happiness is correlated with material well-being.
But some cultures are also naturally happier than others, yes.

Germans have a tendency to be naturally miserable.
Not as bad as the Russians tho.
Anonymous No.213015410 >>213015426
>>213015073
Füsse?
Anonymous No.213015417 >>213015546
I recently visited Europe for the first time, specifically Croatia, Slovenia, Belgium and Germany and uuhhhhhhh Brussels and Berlin were uhhhhhhhhhhh not what I expected.
Anonymous No.213015426
>>213015410
Feet.
Anonymous No.213015443
>>213011885
>flicks 4channel memed you to watch
Anonymous No.213015456
>>213015346

Kek it's pretty much just "how sunny and warm is it in your cunt"
Anonymous No.213015508
>mfw theres Lang, Murnau, Herzog, Wenders and Fassbinder but chuds spam a boring ass submarine flick because muh honour amongst men
Pleb
Anonymous No.213015546 >>213015742
>>213015417
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/mar/03/afd-berlin-new-young-left-election-germany-die-linke
Berlin is lost
never been to Brussels but my friend's sister married and moved to Belgium and she says it's full of arabs and if her husband didn't have prospering business they'd more back here to Czechia
Anonymous No.213015552
>>213011877 (OP)
Plug my butt mistress level 7 is a classic!
Anonymous No.213015561
>>213013504
we got legal weed so it makes up for it
Anonymous No.213015563 >>213015889 >>213024188
>>213011877 (OP)
>>3rd largest economy in the world
not anymore,
thanks to (((you))) and our own traitor elites
Anonymous No.213015579
>>213015346
based Mexican optimists
Anonymous No.213015602
>>213015278
Shit, how did I forget her? OK, I was wrong.
Anonymous No.213015742 >>213015977 >>213016005 >>213016135 >>213023899
>>213015546
I definitely saw an absurd amount of Arabs, and Brussels to me just felt like a place where the people who built the place just moved out and were replaced by people who just needed a place to live, like a civilization level.

It felt dead and hopeless to me. I don't think I could live there, as I don't see why I would have anything to live for in that city.

Also at one point I had to walk into one shop and 3 of the workers who were just standing around spoke zero French, one of them had to go into the back to get another muslim/north african looking guy who spoke a little bit of French. Luckily between his low level understanding of it and my High School tier French, I was able to get myself a SIM card that suited my needs.

Berlin was dirty, people lived in their own little world and didn't seem to interact with each other at all. Everyone seemed unhappy, all the time.
Anonymous No.213015885
>>213014789
I love /pol/ analysts. Smart and brown at once!
Anonymous No.213015889 >>213016214
>>213015563
Nice cope. Russia did it by themself to prevent any compensation they have to pay after they stoped the gas.
Destroy the old pipes, get insurance. Hit only one pipe that light so it is cheap to repair. Funny is that one new pipe can transport as mich gas as the old pipes.
Anonymous No.213015904
>>213011877 (OP)
The World Wars were their best kinos. The most kino performance you'll ever witness.
Anonymous No.213015977
>>213015742
>go into per-paid phone shop
>get surprised to meet migrants and muslims
it's like if I visited a KFC in the US and was surprised to only meet blacks.
Anonymous No.213015985
>>213015346
Always surprised to see Swedes top these lists because most I know are depressed as fuck. Highest rates of antidepressant usage in the whole world.
Anonymous No.213016005
>>213015742
Tell us more about your expert take on Europe based on your day journey there.
Anonymous No.213016135
>>213015742
>didn't seem to interact with each other at all
Interacting with someone in Berlin is an excellent way to get stabbed.
Anonymous No.213016151
>>213015037
What do you mean? Everyone worked to free the human mind and fight oppression.
Kind to others is a term a little bit too far.
Anonymous No.213016189
>>213015090
Like any human. Just like US citizins need beer at sport or 4th of July or in clubs.
Anonymous No.213016214 >>213016277 >>213016419
>>213015889
>Russia did it by themself
since when does your wife allow internet in the cuckpen?
Anonymous No.213016257 >>213023951
>>213012139
where did they come from? where did they go?
Anonymous No.213016277
>>213016214
>yer a cuck, Harry
Anonymous No.213016281
>>213015096
>thinking waving a flag like a school kid or sub IQ is a show of honor to the nation
You probably like the chainsaw od democracy too. Like a 5th grader.
Anonymous No.213016370
>>213011885
all the good movies are pre 2000
new generation here is both shit lazy and demoralized.

All the endearing clichés about hard working, on time and high quality standards are dying.
You don't even get called a nazi anymore on holiday trip because this is a generic insult now. Germany is compeltely engulfed by the anglo culture war.

>>213012022
for an american probably. The standard went down. Many women think they make a political statement by dressing like subhumans, coloring their hair or ugly tattoos/piercings.
Maybe its just 10% of women, but you have to realize that those 10% were perfectly normal 20+ years ago and young white women shrink in total numbers and get filled up with foreigners.
Anonymous No.213016385
>>213015346
Happiness is correlated with how a society sees life, what is seen as important and how this is teached to the society. Take their US guns away and they get depressed.
Anonymous No.213016419
>>213016214
>Likes to suck Russian propaganda dick calls other cucks
Typical, you think everyone is like you.
Anonymous No.213016456 >>213016703
>my face when reading the thread
Anonymous No.213016472
>>213014796
it means "Pastel is my busty german teenwife"
Anonymous No.213016703 >>213017599
>>213016456
this is him now

>>213015346
germans don't have "wealth" the same way as nordic or americans have
half of the salary goes straight back in the system. Barely anyone owns land or housing. Even if you get lucky to inherit something, it's usually some post war constructions that are in need of renovation or straight up decrepit.
It's not hard to find a job, but positions are slowly equalized for female jobs which just means that the wages for higher paid jobs aren't keeping up with inflation.
Also germany has disproportional amount of employed people, there is no culture of self employment or creating your own business.
Many germans don't feel attached to their job or the place they are living, they think they just move if their current place turns to shit.
Anonymous No.213017286
>>213011877 (OP)
Anonymous No.213017347
>>213014405
>>213014304
thirdies seething, you wouldn't even be on the map anymore without germany
Anonymous No.213017356
>>213011877 (OP)
Anonymous No.213017523
>>213013700
all that wasted money on tips and credit debt
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_household_debt
Anonymous No.213017599
>>213016703
Mathula is jetzt ne transe?
Anonymous No.213018561
>>213011877 (OP)
Metropolis
M
Faust
Dr. Mabuse, The Gambler
Die Nibelungen
Olympia
Nosferatu (1922)
Nosferatu (1979)
World on a Wire
Mephisto
The American Friend
Aguirre the Wrath of God
Fitzcarraldo
Cobra Verde
Woyzek
Das Boot
Run Lola Run
Downfall
The Lives of Others
Anonymous No.213018632
>>213012393
>everybody has 4k TVs
lmao seriously? they don't need that much, they want that much. lossless 480p on a 42 inch screen is all anyone really needs.
Anonymous No.213018844 >>213020676
>>213015278
Looks like a prepubescent jeet boy
Anonymous No.213018919 >>213020177
>>213015278
>German
Kinski. real name Nakszynski
klaus was a germanized pole
lol
Anonymous No.213019651
>>213012105
>He doesn't think Heidi Klum is hot
you have the big gay
Anonymous No.213019729
>>213012069
Well they did lose the most important war in history
Anonymous No.213020177 >>213020676
>>213015278
her mom was Austrian

>>213018919
>Danzig isnt a german town
do you know what happened the last time Germany had this debate?
Anonymous No.213020676
>>213018844
Nah, you're just a fag.
>>213020177
Austria is basically happy Germany, close enough.
Anonymous No.213020691
>>213011877 (OP)
They never recovered from WW2
Anonymous No.213020822
>>213011877 (OP)
Germans don't even know the meaning of the word "Kino"
Anonymous No.213021152
Angst 1983 is peak unhinged autist cinema
Anonymous No.213021209
>>213011877 (OP)
strange and joyless culture where abstraction and contradiction that make good films is discouraged
Anonymous No.213022303
>>213011877 (OP)
Schulmädchen-Report
Anonymous No.213022945
Run lola run on mexican tv was tv kino.
Anonymous No.213023494
>>213015278
>Elke Sommer
Patrician taste
Anonymous No.213023668
>>213014764
>Untertitel
WO?
Anonymous No.213023686
>>213013985
Druk
Anonymous No.213023772
>>213011877 (OP)
Literally the best Netflix production is german also top 5 serie in all fiction
Anonymous No.213023899
>>213015742
Brussels is both replacement and white flight. I know many former brusseleirs. It's a lost cause. Probably the worst city in Europe
Anonymous No.213023951
>>213016257
Where did you come from, cotton eye joe
Anonymous No.213024023
>>213011877 (OP)
>ZE GERMANZ
>0 Kino
Go look up Heir Hertzog. Germany's David Lynch.
Anonymous No.213024044
>>213012111
Vat iz Das Uberfrau.
Anonymous No.213024062
>>213011970
German women are underrated, many cuties there.
Anonymous No.213024095
>>213011877 (OP)
>kills all the showbiz naturals in the holocaust
>complains about lack of kino
Anonymous No.213024188
>>213015563
>Blaming the USA for the actions of the Glowniggers
They don't represent us, and never have. They only represent chaos.