LOIS IM A PUNK TOO

>>213012598 (OP)
>tfw the children were evacuated from the hospital before you could level it

Superman is fucking stupid lmao are you 4?

>>213012598 (OP)
>>213012654
Greatest Superman ever.

>>213012683
god he's so much hotter than the new one its unreal

>>213012598 (OP)
amy and henry had no chemistry

>>213012598 (OP)
Disgusting europoor teeth on full display right here

>>213012598 (OP)
Good luck with that

>>213012683
Huh. Never really occurred to me till now that Cavill is way fatter when not filming and that explaining why his face doesn't look as good. Ofc he still looks great but when made to go low bf he looks way better in MoS, BvS etc

>>213012683
>kiss kiss slurp slurp
>Oh Clark! Such a romantic scene for our date!

>>213012725
>Stop, my invincible savior

>>213012770
KEK

>>213012742
it's water cutting too

>>213012770
nigga u nuts

>>213012770
I literally screamed FUCK YOU in the theater when this happened and kicked over someone's pop corn on purpose on the way out. Fuck you Gunn you ruining Superman

>hey lois, wanna see a magic trick?

>>213012786
How is that done? A persistent issue I have when cutting is that I am quite aggressive so the cortisol spike means I retain water like a balloon even if losing fat and never get to enjoy seeing the fruits of my work until I resume a bulk

>>213012770
they betrayed us..

>>213012705
It's like night and day!

>>213012714
Yes they did.

>>213012761
>Man who.lived.like an incel gets hot babe

I love MOS!!!

>>213012834
This is one decision in BvS that baffles me. Like people clown on SAVE MARTHA and they could have done stuff differently for sure like Lois hugs Clark and Batman sees her wearing a pearl necklace, etc. but you fully understand their intent. Here... why?
>MoS very controversial over the neck snap, as basically the straw the broke the camel's back for most people
>have Superman seemingly kill a man in his first appearance in BvS.
Saying 'oh that guy lived' later doesn't change the sour taste people will have from their first impression of Superman in this movie, which is him casually murdering some African guy with a smirk on his face

>>213012843
To be fair he didn't have bullet time and no, reckless speed isn't bullet time because imagine a hyper sonic object trying to catch you!

>>213012770
lel

>>213012875
In Richard Lester's Superman 2 Superman killed Zod!!

>>213012887
NTA but I never bitched over this scene over Superman failing to save anybody in that room, I bitch over how Cavill was directed to act. He seems annoyed rather than horrified. Pic rel is the look he gave the mass murderer maniac as they were standing in the ruins of Metropolis - as said maniac was breaking down and clearly about to flip the fuck out and start a fight.

>>213012843
>>213012940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frazx5zxScE
Same energy.

>>213012940
At the time more and more young men felt like pariahs; social and emotional out cast!

Superman 2013 represented the Incel, the average Bloke that women would describe as, that thing which game me the ick. The thing society abandoned!
Lois saw through the black tar sediment and black oil goo and saw the brilliance of a pearl, a glistening jewel made of steel!!!!

>>213012598 (OP)
Hey son, I'm proud of you. Remember to conquer the planet and fuck all the bitches, spreading your seed far and wide.

>>213013402
>Such goals are beneath me. I will slit the throats of billions to form a moat of blood around my great palace, an edifice worthy of my majesty and perfection - constructed by millions upon millions of toiling slaves. I shall grind bones into dust as I stride across the scorched plains of my domain searching for my great prize, for my glory. I shall bask in the glow of Anti-Life and all of creation will submit to ME.

>>213013654
>I cannot let you do this, monster. Desaad, ready the armadas, we must stop this Man of Murders forthwith.

>>213013654
Never

Hopeful music swells in the background
>He's found us, and he's coming!

>>213013654
>The Blue Lantern Corps would like to have a word with you, Murderman.

>HEY, MURDERMAN, LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE
>All in all it's just another human bug smashed into the WALL

>>213013696
>>213013732
>>213013759
our FUCKING heroes

>>213012770
>>213013779
hefty kek

>>213013784
I can never decide with murdermanposting if Batman should be one of the heroes or Murderman's snivelling lapdog collaborator

>>213013831
>My Lord, I have found you a fresh sacrifice!

Gunnjeets having another meltie

>>213013858
>YOU IDIOT! I WANTED TO FEAST ON AN INFANT TONIGHT!
>NO MY MASTER PLEASE!!
>YOU WILL BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR IDIOCY, HUMAN DOG!

>>213013831
>All I asked you to do was spare one child. ONE CHILD, man of murder. You laughed at the notion and threw a school bus into my satellite. Prepare for a world of pain.

>>213012770

>>213013858
>>213013886
This is a clone of Bruce btw. Murderman is so petty that because he couldn't break the Bat, he settled for a clone he could abuse and humiliate.
>>213013891
>I have you now! I know this level of Kryptonite can't contain you forever but it buys us enough time to rescue Martha. Alfred is getting her right now
>GaaAAA...
>*Murderman rages internally. If he can't have her, nobody can*
>YOU'RE LETTING HIM SAVE MARTHA... KILL MARTHA!

>>213013860
The pajeet civil war this flick caused on /tv/ has been really eye opening.

>>213012843
The idea of being the most powerful person on the planet and still not able to save everyone is the most compelling part of Superman.

>>213012598 (OP)
>LOIS IM A PU-*ack*

Kekkk what a weak fucking jobber. Gunnman would never.

>>213012720
rent free

>>213012761
How many corpses you think are under the crater they’re hovering over? Snyder said only thousands died but that seems like a major cope to me. Tens of thousands at a minimum

>>213012683
Looks like a psychopath trying to approximate human emotion

>>213014151
>anon was stealthily taken out by an eye laser shot from outer space

>>213012761
Can't believe we got to see Batman becomes a symbol of hope and actually help the citizen before Superman.

>>213012770
LMAO