Thread 213012882

>I said, let's get liquor'd up and take 'em to the peach tree dance!
Your response?

>>213012882 (OP)
>hmm? Oh look at the time I got to check out that land I was surveying for oil. Another time perhaps?

Iman, Oil man.

>>213012882 (OP)
What's the peach tree dance?

>>213012882 (OP)
'Exactly, brother. Exactly!' -wink-wink- 'I indeed know the significance of that reference, for I was there. Duh!'

>>213012882 (OP)
huh

>>213012882 (OP)
To be quite frank, my memory is hazy Daniel. I had a bad fall in a riding accident. You're gonna have to help your ol brother to recollect some things.
Much like your son, whatever happened there.

why are his eyebrows so long

>>213012995
Because that's a chad move

>>213012882 (OP)
Bro that sounds like SA...I ain't down with graping and I'm aint no pdf file.

>>213012882 (OP)
'Daniel, I carry a burdensome guilt and can stand it no longer. I put myself at your mercy. I have been living a lie. I knew a man, and when he passed away from Tuberculosis, I found his diary. I formed a plan to use that diary to use his good name for some meager benefit. That man was Henry. I can not continue trying to fool you as if this was a poker game.'

>>213012882 (OP)
I admit defeat, I had planned to use a combination of honeyfuggling and bamboozlement to convince you I was your brother based on hazy memories of me interacting with him and a copy of his diary. The objective you ask? To secure entry level employment in the extremely dangerous industry of early 1900s oil exploration. However my scheme has fallen apart immediately and I clearly haven't thought this through. Please show mercy on me as I am clearly retarded

>>213012882 (OP)
>Ah yes, the peach tree dance, hehe. Daniel my brother, allow me to regale you with some stories from my times at the peach tree dance. There was this one girl, great ass, and she could drink! Hoo boy could that gal drink! Well I get her back to the homestead and it turns out shes a trannie! Can you believe it Daniel? She was hung like a horse! That night we made love Daniel. She busted my crust, and I hers, um his, or, er, you know what I mean Daniel.
>Stop! I've heard enough Henry, never mention this again
>Ok Daniel, I wont tell you anymore about the crust tree er I mean Peach tree dance

>>213012882 (OP)
And a full moon frolic!
It's not over for us Daniel, we aren't going to close our own curtain. The shows just beginning and we have the means to make it a spectacle!

>>213012882 (OP)
>fuggen yeah dude that shit was wild. You remember all those fuckin whores? Man I could go for a drink right at this second dude, let's head to the bars

>I HAVE ABANDONED MY THREAD
>I HAVE ABANDONED MY CHILD

>>213012882 (OP)
*stretch out*
crazy behavior, dude

>>213012882 (OP)
I would respond with nothing. I would listen, and that's what nobody did.

>>213012882 (OP)
I'm not your real brother
You were adopted
Just a bastard in a basket

HEY DANIEL!
LOOKS LIKE YOUR PIPELINE IS ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BANDY TRACT!!

everyone who thinks the peach tree dance existed and that they would have just lied here and been okay like 'haha yeah daniel good times' have completely missed the point, the dance never existed, this is an extremely common method of checking for retards in organized crime by saying 'hey you know such and such, right?'

>>213014666

finally a good fucking thread

>>213012882 (OP)
>"Damn! That's crazy!"

>Sure Daniel
>laughs awkwardly

>>213012963
I read it Neil Breen voice.

>>213012882 (OP)
>"Uhhh... y-you too..."

>>213015390
no shit dummy

>>213012882 (OP)
I’ve never understood why people think Daniel Day Lewis is a great actor. He’d be considered amazing if he was a high school drama teacher who did regional theater, but I’ve never seen him in a role where I’ve actually bought his character as a real person.

>>213016642
you severely underestimate how many people believe the opposite

>>213012882 (OP)
>[nod my head in acknowledgement]
>yeah, virtual insanity is what we're livin' in

I say get slo-mo'd up and take em to the peach tress dance

>>213012882 (OP)
>I said, let's get shit-faced and rape 'em in the woods!

>>213015390
So what's the correct response?

>>213016874
Are there people walking around with no concept of nuance or motivations who take everything at face value? Yes, but surely they don't watch or talk about films like this.

>>213018994
Correct response is not to say anything. You have to listen, and that's what he didn't do.

let's get vaxxed up and take 'em to the Late Show with Stephen Colbert

>>213012939
back before they invented fun you just got drunk and danced around a tree and maybe got your ween sucked

>>213020179
how is that any different than now

>>213016863
compared to who then

>>213018285
lol
>>213018502
lol
>>213019335
lol

>>213020263
Way more steps/distractions now, but not fundamentally different

>>213020179
Sounds kino

>>213012882 (OP)
>that’s rape, Daniel

>>213012882 (OP)
>YAHLI YAHLI

>>213018994
>peach tree dance?
literally that's all he had to say.

only two possible paths from here

>daniel explains what it is and the fake can play along/feign bad memory and daniel doesnt catch him

>it never happened and daniel doesn't catch him

>>213012882 (OP)
Saw this movie the other day. Funny how so many people on letterbox are saying things like "this movie is about capitalism and how bad it is". What's the train of thought that ends in thinking that when you watched a 3 hours movie about a narcissistic dude who works in the oil business?

Daniel Day Lewis

>>213012882 (OP)
gayest shot in PTA

>>213012882 (OP)
I'VE NEVER HAD SEX

>>213012925
>i'm Anoilman
What kinda name is that

>>213023346
"It's about capitalism" is shorthand for "I'm smart" among over-educated retarded faggots.

>>213023997
It's Iman Oilman. It's like Smith, his ancestors were oilmen.

>>213012939
When a girls titties flop around during sex

"Haha yeah"

Did he make up the peach tree ball as a test or was he suspicious of the response?

>>213012963
Lol'd

reminder that he was describing his balls. He shaves them so closely they are like peaches.

>>213015390
Of course not. Jesus man it's not a complicated film, it's in your face. He's laughing at a memory of a younger life of his when he repeats himself about the Peachtree Dance.

>>213024145
He already suspected, but it neednt be entirely a test.

Overrated film that peaks in 2-3 particularly good scenes but is just regular good the rest of the way. Mulholland Drive and Parasite are both more deserving of the title "Best Film of the 21st Century"

>>213024315
Memories of Murder is the better Bong Joon Ho film.

>>213021938
RIP MM. He died today.

>>213024361
This is like saying Majora's Mask is better than Ocarina of Time, or Better Call Saul is better than Breaking Bad. Both are great in all three instances, but it's mostly just people trying to sound knowledgeable and different.

>>213024526
it doesn’t matter because Park chan Wook is 10x better than bong joon bo

>>213024474
MM the singer of minestry?

>>213024578
Lee Chang Dong mogs them both!

>>213024526
>Claim Parasite is worthy of being the best film of the 21st century
>Hems and haws when someone points out another film is more rightful
What the fuck happened to your spine there? Just completely melted. Look at that.
>>213024640
Based.

How do you not recognize someone you grew up with, especially your own brother?

>>213012882 (OP)
i wish i was a handsome chad with good genetics instead of a 400lb piece of shit with seb derm

whats that PTA movie about the loner who's estranged from his family and desires to create or join a surrogate family?

>>213024967
Air Bud: Golden Retriever

>>213015390
But I just agree with whatever people are saying when I'm not sure what they're talking about all the time so you're just going to kill people cause they don't want to question wtf you're talking about?

>>213018994
Glass him

>>213024222
>He shaves them so closely they are like peaches
but peaches are renown for being fuzzy

>>213016863
Same thing with John Malkovich, desu. His performances always sound like an autist reading out loud from a book.

I dream of being spiteful, bitter, obscenely rich old man. I would purposely destroy the lives of those who had wronged me and revel in their misery.

>>213012882 (OP)
what was even his plan, pretend to be his brother? made no sense

>>213012939
eating pussy

>>213026017
get money

>>213012939
>What's the peach tree dance?
A euphemism for buck breaking.

>>213026052
how did he even know he had any, since they were supposed to be separated, returning the diary of his dead brother would make more sense, and he would hire him