Thread 213014173

>this was totally made by someone under forty
Okay, unc.

>>213014173 (OP)
"Gen Alpha" = WB shills.

>>213014173 (OP)
It's true tho.
Superman is supposed to be helping people, not letting them die from collateral damage.
The Hulk does the same with super math so that noone gets injured during a rampage

>people got so butthurt at MOS not having scenes of puppies and kittens being saved that it spawned a cringe filled reboot
fucking kek

Literal psyop considering Mos is one of the most iconic and beloved films of the 2010s

>>213014249
>Mos is one of the most iconic and beloved films of the 2010s
Only in India.

>>213014238
>The Hulk does the same with super math so that noone gets injured during a rampage

Just think about how fucking lame and gay that sounds.

>>213014292
>gunnjeets still trying to deflect

Lmaooooo

>>213014317
They’re hate watching

>>213014173 (OP)
snyder's superman was much stronger and more durable as well, he could take that truck like it's nothing

>>213014173 (OP)
>Oy think of the property damage
>This is going to bankrupt my insurance company, goy
>Oy gevalt think of the shareholder profits while you're saving the world
Do gunncucks really?

>>213014292
I'm a white Italian supermodel that's 6'5 you fucking cunt.

>>213014437
Literally mindbroken

>>213014249
>flop harder than 2025 version
Lmao

>gen alpha
You know you had to have seen both movies to even make this comparison, yes?

>>213014173 (OP)
They never saw the movie and go by what their favourite youtubers said.

>>213014173 (OP)
I watched Man of Steel again and I'd forgotten about the scene where Murderman is working in a bar and some truck driver is rude to him so Murderman completely fucking mangles and destroys the guy's truck causing god knows how many thousands of dollars in damages and again demonstrating Murderman's total inability to control his insanely murderous violent urges

>>213014591
I'm a white Chad you STUPID SUBHUMAN FUCK. 6'6, blonde hair, blue eyes, two MSc, a millionaire, and I am 21 and I speak five languages AND I benched 325lbs the first time I ever did bench press with zero warmup at age 15. WE are not the same nigger

>>213014622
My favorite part is that this is how Superman learns about the scout ship. He just overhears some rednecks talking about it lmao.

>>213014462
>white
>Italian
pick one

>>213014622
That truck is done. He basically ruined a mans livelihood over him being an asshole. Imagine that guy has a kid at home being taken care of by his parents because he has to be out on the road delivering shipments. The kid has cancer or something and needs regular treatment. Whoops, now dad can't make any money to afford the care for the kid because asshole Superman decided to destroy his rig

>>213014622
A way better scene would be seeing Clark leave and he simply opens the trunk and casually punches a hole in the steel engine. Also, he's ACTIVELY SEARCH FOR THE FORTRESS. He doesn't overhead shit by chance, he's been following clues for years. He's actually PROACTIVE in his desire to know what he is so he can better control those powers in a way to help people.

>>213014173 (OP)
>please Murderman the truck is coming right for us. I have a wife and children. I DONT WANT TO DIE!
>no.

>>213014173 (OP)
>superman saved people
that's original

>>213014707
>and he simply opens the trunk and casually punches a hole in the steel engine
That would've been too funny a scene for an otherwise serious movie. There's no way you can film that to not be funny.

>>213014622
How did Murderman even know which truck was his? Does he have psychic powers too?

>>213014695
lawful good is not lawful nice

>>213014707
> Also, he's ACTIVELY SEARCH FOR THE FORTRESS. He doesn't overhead shit by chance, he's been following clues for years. He's actually PROACTIVE in his desire to know what he is so he can better control those powers in a way to help people.
When was this established? What other clues were there?

>>213014622
>loses dad for retarded reason
>goes out into the world on his own
>is an alien surrounded by humans but looks like one and is trying to act like one
>does something immature while being relatively young and learning who he is

Yeah that doesn't seem like the stretch you think it is. "But what if ole' Cleetus had a son who was dying of cancer?". LOL Faggot. What if? What if? What if?

>>213014622
This is hard love help, but with a dash of revenge. That trucker was drunk as fuck, so Clark being the magnanimous guy he is, he destroyed his truck so that truck driver could avoid a DUI and maybe prison time from a potential fatal accident.
It was all around wholesome message for being a bully drunkard. You owe a bravo to Snyder

>>213015055
what you didn't see was that he wreaked all the trucks just to be sure

>>213015004
Correct, passive-aggressive Superman is such a contradiction that it can’t be taken seriously, hence why man of steel was such a pile of shit

>>213014622
This is actually from Murderman vs Transformers where Murderman kills Optimus Prime. Murderman goes on to kill the planet destroying Omicron for not murdering enough to justify his existence.

>>213015055
He scanned the truckerman's butt cheek marks on the truck's seat

>>213015138
I feel like Superman can be fairly passive-aggressive, but it’s usually portrayed in a more cheeky way. Like he’s winking to the audience.

>>213014622
Do not get people seething about this when Superman comes back in Superman 2 to beat up a truck driver that bullied him when he was human

>>213015194
NTA but I hated how they made him basically nothing without his powers in Superman II. In the old JL show there's an episode where everyone thinks Superman died but he only got transported into a future where Vandal Savage ruined the world and there's a red son. He isn't Batman without powers but he can more than handle himself. And he does all the shit you'd find totally plausible for a huge guy that's also farmboy that grew up in Kansas

>500 million in two weeks
I still dont see how is this a failure desu.

>>213014173 (OP)
>The virgin tryhard cuck who toys around with that big cgi lizard to make sure that every ungrateful human will continue living their mundane and pointless lives
Vs
>The chad Godman who is unfazed by his enemies pathetic tricks to make him bleed, and stands victorious and untouched amid chaos and destruction so that his perfect countenance would strike fear and awe to his enemies and his believers
I would aura farm as well if I was superman

>>213014622
I had no problem with this because the guy was a piece of shit.

>>213015229
That's because you're thinking instead of feeling.

>>213015055
he smelled the man's butt and then associated it with the seat

>snyderfans are now marvel fans
>after years of complaining wb trying so hard to be marvel
wtf i feel betrayed

>>213015114
kek

>>213014173 (OP)
nigga gen alpha is obesessed with aurafarming. It's in the name, gen aurafarming

>>213015229
>500 million
yeah in zimbabwean gunntroon

>>213015420
kek that's the funniest shit I've read today and now I can't not think that Superman does it all the time and just never discusses it.

>>213015802
>anon doenst know box office updates are on monday

>>213014173 (OP)
why does he look exerted from pushing a big monster. I thought Superman can shove away planets and shit like this?

>>213014173 (OP)
Wtf is aura farm?

>>213014173 (OP)
"Aura farming" is going on the prowl for young gay men

Wtf happened did indians pick up gay slang again like troon and get confused
Next up they'll talk about getting in their double anal flow state to go the glory hole to show libtards "kek".
Flow state by the way is gay slang for jacking off while being pissed on
A glory hole is where men put their benus in public bathrooms

>>213015896
See
>>213015970

It's gay slang for going out looking for newly gay men I don't understand the usage here.

>>213014936
Maybe not original but refreshingly uncommon at this point, sadly

>>213016115
maybe the most disgusting sentence ever

>>213014173 (OP)
MoS and the rest of the Snyder shitflicks that jeets cream their pants over are garbage, and it's hilarious that now that Gunn Superman isn't printing money they use that are proof that Snyder was always just treated unfairly and that his superhero movies were actually good.

But, no, that's not true. They are worse, and they suck, and they always did. Any superhero movie where the superhero DELIBERATELY doesn't give a shit about saving people, where the whole movie is ruined with a blue, dark filter, is shit. It's like doing a romance film where there is no romance, or a horror without anything scary.

The only people who ever did, and ever will, love Snyder's capeshit flicks are jeets, edgelords, and actual, drooling retards.

>>213014462
modeling agencies don't cast men above 6'3

>>213015896
tik tok meme. basically when you attempt (and succeed) at looking cool or cinematic. cool guys don't look at explosions thing is aura framing or when you flip something and it lands upright but you play it cool.

>>213015896
Aura farming is looking cool in a performative way. In OP’s post the assertion is Superman is more concerned with looking cool in the burning building, rather than helping the survivors

>>213014249
Good morning sir

>>213016274
Bro
That's gay slang that goes back to the late 80s
Let's not do this again
It means on the prowl for young newly gay men

>>213015194
People have been criticizing the ending of Superman 2 for 50 years.

>>213016252
They made an exception for me due to my unhuman beauty and perfection faggot. 6'5 green haired blonde eyed god of a human.

>>213014695
>His livelihood now in ruins, the heartbroken father can no longer afford his young son's chemo sessions
>His son's cancer soon returns and WAY more aggressive too

Hell yeah, achievement unlocked. I mean killing innocent kids is always highly arousing but you just know a happy accident like this makes Murderman's penis even harder.

what even is aura farm?

>>213014173 (OP)
Silence marketer!

>>213015970
>>213015997
Most heterosexual Man of Murder fan

>>213016349
being out of the loop is not as cool as you think, loser

Explain to me what he was supposed to do about the truck?

>>213016299
Nobody cares how you are your butt buddies referred to your weekends back in the day. The meanings changed now

>>213014249
Mogged by Trigun.

>>213016400
Nice Bondburger you got there.

>>213016394
Idk, grab it or something.

>>213015846
>Gunnkek believes his movie is a hit outside burgerland

>>213016394
he should have picked it up and thrown it at an orphanage or old people's home instead.

>>213014173 (OP)
Why the fuck is he struggling? Also is that Markiplier?

>>213014238
>The Hulk does the same with super math
This heroes don't kill thing only works if the character is as powerful and smart as Superman or Batman. Adding this to the hulk kinda ruins the jekyll and hyde theme here.

>>213014173 (OP)
>BURN YOU COCKROACHES

>>213014317
When did people start caring about ratings then box office success? When did people stop caring about quality?

>>213016579
>MURDERMAN, STOP! BY ORDER OF THE BLUE LANTERN CORPS!

>>213016579
Burn local

>>213016590
IIRC they harped on mainly about how S25 would be torn a part by critics and/or audiences. The reception then became treated as irrelevant after it was decidedly positive.

>>213014173 (OP)
>e-even gen alpha is making f-fun of Man of Steel n-now!

>>213015138
Clark has emotions and can be a jerk. Like breaking Samson's arms to impress Louis.

>>213016563
I agree 100%, the Hulk retcon asserting he never killed anyone, even accidentally, is dumb. I can accept he subconsciously avoids harming people, but the level of damage he’s done over the years and the times he’s completely lost control is hard to believe, even in a world of superheroes.

SIRS!!!

>>213016625
Clark has emotions, characters in Zack Snyder movies do not.

>>213015225
clark without his powers should be able to kick some ass. He's still in great shape.

>>213015896
>aura farm?
It's a weird phrase since people already use aura yet these niggers added farm. lazy fucks.

>>213016639
>Can I still pretend to be your son
>You're my son
Gunn couldn't give us one scene as good as this? He out slopped snyder.

>>213016622
Why do people care so much? This is DC is will flop somewhere down the line it wont take long. Is any one excited for supergirl, clayface?

Social media is full of mentally ill people.

>>213014203
when was that?

>>213016675
PA KENT: "If you build your aura, they will cum."
CLARK: "Baseball players with their big bats and hard balls?"
PA KENT: "Yes, my irrepressibly gay son. Yes."

>>213016883
Eveyone wants to see she monke get mounted by Krypto again.

>>213016675
it makes sense because superman is a farmer

>>213017211
He's a journalist.

>>213014173 (OP)
has superman even broke even yet?

>>213015112
Truckers sleep in their trucks. That guy was about to turn in for the night and now he's homeless.

>>213017211
Murders are not a crop.

>>213017252
with no credentials?

>>213017285
It's an origin story for Superman's wort enemy: Trucklessman the Homeless Bullied Bully.