Thread 213015118

Would casting cosplayers and featuring more cheesecake designs save Hollywood?

how do i get a cosplay gf

>>213015118 (OP)
In more civilized times, these whores would be booth babes at cons.

>>213015132
They really get hot for guys who leave their car running in their garage with the door closed.

>>213015132
they are either whores on their way to onlyfans or really fat

>>213015118 (OP)
What’s the QRD on this woman? I know she’s both very widely masturbated to and extremely hated at the same (usually by the same people).

>>213015118 (OP)
What does cheesecake have to do with anything, you fat American fuck?

>>213015139
“booth babes” were strippers/prostitutes. It’s time to grow up.

>>213015118 (OP)
Acting certainly not their forte hence they're stuck into cosplayers not actor/actress

>>213015180
the usual cosplayer-twitch-onlyfans pipeline, she is basically kevin heart of e whoring, her content is not great but she is great at the bussinessa and marketing side

>>213015118 (OP)
Why did she paint on abs when the original character doesn't have them

>why doesn’t Hollywood cast people who don’t need to suck circumcised cock to capitalize on their beauty

Is what you’re asking

>>213015132
bee yourself

>>213015118 (OP)
Majority of cosplayers can't act. Mimicking a character's movement and mannerisms to the letter is different from acting.

>>213015180
She's a titty streamer who uses the platform to advertise her only fans and other coomer related products. She's made millions, She's an actual retard, and is in a super abusive marriage with an American Japanese guy who is a total scum bag.

Nudes are terrible, everything about her is fake and gay. Not worth knowing much more to be honest. She kind of became the defacto popular internet whore due to all the competition snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, a sort of last man standing situation.

>>213015118 (OP)
>cheesecake designs
Not a thing. There are good designs and bad designs. You just hate fun.

they can't act

>>213015270
Wait a second that's a MAN

>>213015132
sing the song

>>213015275
>>213015180
>>213015232
She makes gooners seethe because she advertised some OF content as her "taking realdick on camera for the first time" or something but "realdick" turned out to be the name of a fleshcoloured brand of dildo and those vids are her and someone else pretending like it's a real dick when really it's just a sextoy.
Which is why she's commonly nicknamed scamouranth.
Also you're on crack if you buy the abusive husband bullshit, all that shit is rehearsed, yes even the day long breakdown vids, they're both as toxic as each other.

>>213015461
>Which is why she's commonly nicknamed scamouranth.
I said everything about her is fake and gay.

>Also you're on crack if you buy the abusive husband bullshit
>they're both as toxic as each other
Anon, you might be retarded.

>>213015270
staph knees

>>213015356
and that’s a good thing!

>>213015196
It's quite obviously the female equivalent of beefcake

>>213015461
>films herself inserting a realistic penis replica in her pussy exactly like in a porn movie
>oh but it's totally not a real penis so it doesn't count
What's the point? Is this slut cope? Like "I didn't take a real penis on camera so I'm better than these pornstar whores"?

>>213015574
it is because she makes so much $$$ off scamming

>>213015605
How is that scamming?

imagine paying for onlyfans when all the content is free on coomer

>>213015132
Be rich or have significant online clout. Very rarely they’ll try to date normie guys for a break from the influencer world.

>>213015132
Just be white

>>213015196
Hello ESL

>>213015118 (OP)
It wouldn't hurt.

>>213015344
How is that different than what movies are like now?

>>213015706
Simps are obviously in mostly for the parasocial aspect of it.

>>213015799
They’re engaging in a mass delusion. All those popular OF pages have chatters and are run by management

>>213015605
I really enjoy the conspiracy theory that the millions she makes comes from the cartel as a sort of money laundering operation.

>>213015786
good question

>>213015878
Is that Umi?

>>213015132
Be black, get a BBC, and be black

>>213015132
They don’t like men they only like attention

>>213015730
gross, monkeys and aids ewww

>>213015118 (OP)
> casting cosplayers
No cast people who can actually act
Also, what is the purpose of making these stealth off topic threads? If you want to actually talk about cosplayers, there are places to do that.

>>213015344
>Zoom
Ok now thats some kino right there

>>213015670
scamming is when others make easy money but i don't

>>213015730
>be black dude
>"don't hate the playa, hate the game"
>black women play the game
>their face when

>>213015118 (OP)
amouranth is a man

>>213016980
why do all the "top streamers" have the same body type?

>>213016980
>this literal goblin made millions selling her body
We do, indeed, live in a society.

>>213016980
>>213017199
Jesus wept

>>213017199
Because they usually make it big in their teens/early 20s, when the vigour of youth allows them to just sit in a chair 12 hours a day and still have a hot tight body. As the years go by that fades but their habits stay the same, and they start to get potato-shaped, but their egos are too puffed up to ever see this as a problem and their simps are in too deep to stop donating.

>>213015228
Yeah, just like these whores would be if they didn’t have online zoomer simps throwing them money essentially for existing.

Like it said, more civilized times.

>>213015196
I know a tiger ate your village elder last week, but don’t take it out on us.

>>213015461
>people wanted a real man fucking their parasocial GF
kind gay, and NTR rated

>>213015132
anon, cosplayers are peak mentally ill
theyre the most toxic bullies you could ever imagine, its a tumblrite culture leaked out into real life
nerd conventions and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race

>>213016980
>>213017199
Both approaching middle aged. No going back now. They're going to fridgetown.

>>213015118 (OP)
Cosplayers don't get into acting. They get into porn.

>>213016980
Would

>>213015118 (OP)
I preferred when Sylvanas was just some night elf

>>213015574
Probably so she can release videos of her having real sex when she’s older and uglier

>>213016291
Yeah, check any red carpet and the actresses are quite willing to dress like sluts. The problem is the movie costume departments themselves.

>>213017213
Top OF positions are all due to marketing I swear.

>>213015118 (OP)
No.
The reality is that adapting costume designs 1:1 from comics/vidya never works, as evidenced by Warcraft.

>>213015132
dated a 9/10 cosplayer for a few years, was fun but i wouldnt do it again. they are psychotic losers

didnt she get in twubble with her cuck husband because she gave a handjob to the other guy on fresh&fit?

>>213017526
still waiting for Enji

>>213018074
IG?

>>213018074
QRD?

>>213015786
>>213015878
You’ve never seen REALLY bad acting. You’ve seen mediocre acting and think it’s bad. It’s like watching the worst baseball player in the MLB and thinking “wow there’s no way anyone can play worse than this” when there are actually five entire leagues below him full of people that are even worse.

>>213015878
who

>>213015118 (OP)
Sure, anything's possible!

>>213015132
Get a regular gf and dress her up.

>>213015344
Name a good actress.

>>213018627
No idea why people simp for this butterface

>>213015385
>person just puts on an uniform
>this is a cosplay according to anon

>>213015605
I know there's at least one onlyfans subscriber here, why do you do this?

>>213018660
Because she has a sweet body and autism. It's a realistic fantasy.

>>213018660
>butterface
100% agree but fat stinky nerds simp for her because she represents the kind of woman they think they have a chance with. Plain-looking but not extremely ugly, seems genuinely autistic about the goyslop she consumes, so she comes off as attainable for nerds.

>>213018654
Sandra Romain

>>213015132
Like for egirls, be the neighborhood or convention drug dealer.
I knew a guy who would hook up with girls, playing fucking EVE ONLINE for a hour or so while they watched, solely because he had access to the good shit.

>>213018745
>realistic fantasy

>>213018660
i actually find her autistic rants endearing. no simping though, that's just sad.

>>213018881
Ya? Close your eyes and imagine you have an ice cream sandwich. Congratulations, you've had a realistic fantasy.

>>213015605
There has to be a catch. I find it REALLY hard to believe that a women in the sex industry can just walk away with eight figures post OF's cut, without some type of predatory agency (or cartel like >>213015871 mentioned) trying to get their slice of the pie. And by slice I mean almost all of it.

>>213015385
Another reels whore with OF
imagine my surprise

>>213019153
link the coomer pls

>>213015132
You can go to /cgl/, but be warned, I have heard that it is literally the worst board on this website alongside /soc/, the forgotten normalfag boards.

>>213015132
A day on /cgl/ will cure your of this desire.

>>213019242
no, im gatekeeping her, dont want her to stop posting titties

>>213015228
And there's nothing wrong with that, you're the one who needs to grow up.

>>213015228
Booth babes, along with F1 Grid girls were honest jobs that had to be removed because of aging roasties and their male orbiters.
Nothing stands in the way of woman more than other woman.

women..what CAN'T they do ?

women should not have acting roles at all, they belong at home with their families. if a story needs a 'woman', simply use a teenaged male.

>>213019924
based and twinkpilled

>>213018179
>You’ve seen mediocre acting and think it’s bad.
If Keanu reeves and Gal Gadot can be actors so can cosplayers.

>>213018687
I had a $5 sub to a girl I found making <50 view pornhub videos at 18 who I’ve watched, in 2 years, go from striptease, to butthole spreading, to dog dildo gagging, to never posting anymore. She still sends me videos using my name and cock picture on her screen unprompted, unpaid, and randomly, yet won’t respond to a “what’s up”.
It’s a fascinating experiment in psychology and , KEEPING IT /tv/ RELATED , personally I can’t wait for the documentaries about OF destroying women to come out

>>213020726
It's not exactly helping men either.

>>213015132
Every cosplay girl I have ever met (even the nerdy ones) are just escorts or OF whores, in Russia a con had girls offering handjobs for money whilst dressed as a commissar from warhammer

>>213015118 (OP)
My retard, there are so many b-c movies that just hire e-whores and they are just godawful at everything.

>>213020726
to go a step beyond this, i had a friend who did the whole OnlyFans thing. i used to help her by messaging guys 'as' her.
i just thought it was cool and took it the same way as a friend who needed help with HTML, or something, except i was messaging these lonely guys about "hehe, just playing my DS, hbu~?"

should be gay/disgusting but i just found it fascinating. i DID have sex with her, directly, in-person. and yet these guys, what's going on there? i think they were just lonely ;_;

>>213022563
It's actually incredible how all three of them are butterfaces.

>>213023320
most cosplayers are butterfaces. If they were pretty they wouldn't have to "slum it" by trying to appeal autistic nerds, instead they'd be at the club grinding on Chad and Tyrone for free drinks.

>>213023320
I think they’re both cute