Why is popcorn the movie snack? Eating sex.

>>213017753 (OP)
>Eating sex
Wat

>Eating sex

Because like sex it's immediately enjoyable, you want more and more, it's never satisfying but people TELL you it's really good, so you get as much as possible, never fully scratching the itch of what it's "meant" to be.

>>213017768
>>213017771
Whoops. I had to copy pasted from a previous thread and pasted it in on accident.

>>213017771
>AsAst
>assist
calls for raids/invasions are against the rules. leave OP/us along.

>>213017753 (OP)
Because its dirt cheap and easy to prepare. They can sell you a kfc sized bucket for $10 that costs them pennies

>>213017825
The butter is actually not that cheap.

>>213017787
>sex
>not satisfying
I mean not permanently but its literally the biggest dopamine hit short of hard drugs what are you doing bro

>>213017839
Thats why they dont use butter, they use whatever vegetable oil blend is cheapest

>>213017753 (OP)
Soaks up liquid and keeps you from having to piss half way through the movie. If I don't get popcorn I will be forced to miss a scene 90 minutes in.

>>213017872
sex makes my penis feel good

>>213017817
Oh shit, you're right.

>>213017753 (OP)
if I don't get popcorn I can't do this during a kino scene