Now that DC's shitty reboot and Marvel's phase 6 slop is out of the way, is /tv/ hyped for some Alien Kino?

https://youtu.be/oxnQGWEWiCY?si=a9f1MFF33BqkhzfF

>>213018808 (OP)
It will end up being worse than Romulus. Also Olyphant looks like a Android.

>>213018808 (OP)
no

>female mc

>>213018831
Noah Hawley is a good enough writer and director. I am hopeful.

>>213018808 (OP)
Honestly it looks good.

>>213018939
This. He directed Legion and wrote most of the episodes of Fargo.

>>213018831
>Romulus
That was basically a fan nutting over the whole alien franchise. It being aware of what it is added to the fun.

>>213018939
>>213018974
I'll watch it but after the average Romulus movie its getting old.

>>213018808 (OP)
I'm happy they're at least including more companies than just weyland yutani. That was getting ridiculous

>>213019071
You will submit

>>213018808 (OP)
jesus christ how much alien shit are they gonna make? the franchise has been ass since 1990s

>>213019071
Also they are trying to blend the philosophical aspects of Prometheus with the sci-fi horror of the original Alien. Let's hope it works.

alien is slop

>>213019092
Don't like it, don't watch. No one cares about your whining.

>>213019092
This actually looks good. The best thing the franchise has produced since the Alien 3 Director's Cut.

>>213019112
>t. Capeshitter

>>213019123
nobody cares about your whining about other people's posts either
>inb4 recursive loop

>>213019207
>>213019169

>>213019137
>The best thing the franchise has produced since the Alien 3 Director's Cut.

this is only /tv/ meme that pisses me off, because alien3 is fucking terrible

>>213019530
>>213019207

>>213018808 (OP)
>Now that Disney's phase 6 slop is out of the way, is /tv/ hyped for some Disney?
no

>>213019612
The Director cut is a solid 7/10.

>>213018918
Have you never encountered the Alien franchise before?>>213018939

>>213019663
This ain't woke or a capeslop faggot.

>>213019709
A solid fucking terrible.

>>213019709
its really not, its just such a concept failure, didn't *feel* like an alien movie, it felt more like spending a day in britain simulator

>>213018808 (OP)
I hope we get some nude and sex scenes of her.

>>213020201
It is so fucking pathetic when guys obsess over an ugly bitch because they think shes obtainable

>>213020201
CHECK THE ARCHIVES
I CLAIMED HER FIRST BEFORE ANYONE
SHE IS MINE
BACK THE FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW
>>213020234
COMMIT SUICIDE TRANNY

>>213020234
Gay.

>>213018831
olyphant is secretly david

You will watch it and you will like it.

>>213021153
Now that's one Cavalier Boy

>>213020201
her nepo ass won't even do promotion for the show:
https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/alien-earth-noah-hawley-timothy-olyphant-making-fx-series-1236466317/

>>213018808 (OP)
I'm excited. I'll probably make it almost halfway the first episode of this one before I shitcan it. Most new stuff is too poisonous to even try out, and the ones I do are off in minutes. This should be a breath of fresh air!

t ocellus seems like its gunna be one of the Standouts

>>213019092
They are taking "we have nothing left" to the next, next, next level. It's so sorry. They seriously still run around calling themselves artists.

i don't even know what the story is supposed to be for this franchise anymore

so the events of prometheus are a prequil, which means the company knows about the xenomorphs and possibly engineers, by the time the first movie takes place? ok that can work since ash seems to have orders for that anyways in the original. but why divert a damn cargo ship with almost no chance of being able to accomplish the mission? they would've known how dangerous the xenoorphs are and sent a team of military more like in the 2nd movie

>>213022643
Is prequil some kind of cold medicine?

>>213022643
Prometheus is not part of the Alien series. Alien Earth already said they think the ideas from Prometheus are retarded and aren't including it. They're going back to how the series used to be: many space corporations competing to make colonies and find profits out there.

>>213022721
Yeah there are basically 3 alien universes, the one where 2 never happened, the one where 3 never happened, and Ridley Scott’s autismo universe where alien is some sort of high art that only he finds intelligent

>>213022772
It's suprising they didn't reboot the franchise to get out of this mess yet.

>>213022721
i can go with them ignoring prometheus. so what are they considering that they know about the engineers? even the original movies kinda gloss over that theres a wrecked alien craft with who knows what tech on it once the xenomorph stuff starts

>>213022721
your an idiot

>>213022995
your mother is an idiot

>>213022721
no its a part of it your gunna die when Krish ends up being david or a weyland in a different body

>>213023031
>Speaking to the KCRW’s The Business podcast, the showrunner said he didn’t want to borrow much from Scott’s sleek Alien prequels and their mythology as they weren't relevant to his project. Per Hawley, “The idea that, on some level, [the Xenomorph] was a bioweapon created half an hour ago, that’s just inherently less useful to me.” This means that Hawley’s show is unlikely to focus on the Engineers, the race of aliens that canonically created humanity, and the android David.

>>213018808 (OP)
More nihilistic slop from Noah I'm a male feminist Hawley

>>213023125
>thinking they dont lie

>>213019111
>the philosophical aspects of Prometheus
>aliens did it
BRAVO! LMAO muh philosophy.

>>213018808 (OP)
Alien "Earth" already happened twice. Terrible idea.

>>213020201
She's a 12yo in an Android body. No, you won't.

It looks cheap and like more 2025 era CGI slop fest drawn out for 8 HOURS of barely anything happening. Won't be watching this shit

>>213023289
Will you at least vicariously watch it by participating in the threads?

This looks like it's going to be great. Fuck /tv/.

>>213023281
If she can consent to having her mind transferred to an adult android body, she can consent to sexual activity with that adult android body

>>213023404
Leave Wendy alone you paedo

>>213018808 (OP)
I dunno man, Prometheus and Covenant really fucking killed the franchise in my eyes. So many interesting questions were asked just for the story to be like "nope, none of that fucking mattered, and those weird vaguely humanoid creatures? They also don't matter. Fuck you audience. Expectations subverted!!! It's just an evil android (again)."

This little fucker is gunna be a Breakout star

>>213018808 (OP)
>fighting through a skyscraper filled with xenomorphs

>>213024542
i love this little guy

>>213021153
GAH!!! I did not need to see that

>>213018808 (OP)
Not really hyped, I'll check it out but not expecting much.

>>213018939
He's a massive hack actually.

>>213021153
Footlovers turning gay now kek

>still no adaption of the kino novels

>>213019883
>spending a day in britain simulator

if that were true, the prisoners would have been Muslim

>>213026282
>wanting to rape the first woman they see
>always claiming God is greatest and will protect them from the monster
May as well be Muslims

>>213018808 (OP)
>is /tv/ hyped for some Alien Kino?
Not if it's the classic 95% human drama 5% monster kino
If it's 50% each at least then I will bother watching

>>213022772
>Ridley Scott’s autismo universe where alien is some sort of high art that only he finds intelligent
this is your mind on capeslop

>>213026678
Your brain somehow thinks you can keep a monster that everyone already knows everything about scary for five hours of chasing people around a spooky maze. Yeah fucking right. Even the first movie barely showed it and that's when it was most mysterious. It will only ever be impactful if you get to know the characters, fear their deaths, and set up complex situations which takes time

>>213018808 (OP)
Legitimately the shittest movie poster I've ever seen

>>213018808 (OP)
>takes place before Prometheus
Prequels fucking ruined this franchise.

>>213019111
>philosophical aspects of Prometheus
>We want to make allegorical comparisons to Jesus Christ whilst watching a hermaphroditic penis-headed eldritch horror murdering scientific retards onscreen.
Into the trash it goes.

Is Ridley Scott's magic black goo going to make an appearance in this shitshow?

>>213027757
he's producing and some new hybrid aliens are confirmed to be in it so who knows, maybe

>>213027757
No, he's specifically said Ridley is a retard and he doesn't like his idiotic ideas

>>213022772
Count me in with Ridley Scott's Autismo universe.

Prometheus > Aliens

>>213027976
>new hybrid aliens are confirmed
Oh boy, just like the Kenner toy line!

>>213027581
takes place in 2120

>>213019775
But it's a shill thread nonetheless.

non-canon slop confirmed

>>213019010
Máximum cope
>>213018974
Could be a good point if it was from the beggining
However I lost hope for everything many years ago after the crystal skulls of mirherfuckwrs

>>213018808 (OP)
I'll give it a shot because I liked Fargo, but I just can't see how they're going to make it fit in the timeline without being silly.
Also Earth is a rather uninteresting location for Alien, space ships and exoplanets are way cooler.

>>213029343
>Caring about the prequels
Kek

>>213029343
Yep, it's member berries disneed soi garbage.

>>213030306
Another character wasted.

>>213029505
Only Alien and Aliens are canon anon. They are already ignoring the shitty prequels>>213029343

>>213030479
aliens is not canon

>>213030479
Only Ridley kinos are canon.

>>213021458
Timothy is the bigger name, why is this surprising to you?

>>213026251
Tribes or Beserker would be great.