Fucking HOW?!

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

If you have to ask, you just don't know.

>>213019130 (OP)
They're actually buttons to activate the butthole blaster 5000

Now you know

>hot girl goes to the bathroom
>uses the seashells
>you go immediately after (bathrooms are canon unisex)
>sniff and lick the seashells

>>213019264
What if I didn't eat my fibres and also had too many beers?

>>213019264
Doesn't really work and demonstrates the "toilet paper" issue. You're not wiping poop off your ass, your spreading the poop into a thin enough layer on your butthole that you don't see it anymore. Bidets are the only way, you spray the poop off, and the toilet paper uses the residual water on your asshole as a carrier for the poop.

>>213019130 (OP)
>>213019264
The first one uses water to clean your ass. The second one disinfects using UV light. The third one dries your ass.

You're all fucking plebs.

Attempting to explain the seashells is midwit behavior.

>>213019264
uhh... guise, I'm gonna need another dozen or so seashells.

>>213019367
>fucking
VIOLATION

>>213019337
in the demolition man future, all unhealthy food is banned, so everyone has incredibly healthy fibrous poops

>>213019436
You ever eaten a lot of spinach or kale?

>>213019436
Didn't they have taco bells in the movie?

>>213019469
uh, no?

>>213019431
Gonna wipe my ass with it.

I watch it for she.

>>213019469
Pizzahuts. But Pizzahut in that unvierse has like fine dining restaurants or some shit.

>>213019750
>>213019592
Tell us you only watched a pirated copy without telling us you're not American.

>>213019592
>>213019750
>In the movie Demolition Man, the Taco Bell restaurant chain is featured prominently as the only remaining restaurant in a future society, the result of a "franchise war". However, for international releases, particularly in Europe, the Taco Bell references were changed to Pizza Hut due to Taco Bell's limited presence at the time. This involved both dubbing and altering the logos in post-production.
found the thirdies

>>213019722
:O

>>213019789
Pizza Hut were originally the brand used into the synopsis: then (((producers))) updated the script to Taco Bellstein Corp. (subsidiary of Mizrahi-Roth Foods at the time)
many such cases

>>213019784
How would a pirated copy be any different, you retarded fat fuck? You're like a walking abortion.

>>213019889
>Pizza Hut were originally the brand used into the synopsis
holy fucking esl

>>213019889
>acktchually the character was gay in the first draft
This is you.

>>213019889
Intriguing. Did you know that Canada’s flagship coffee shop brand is owned by a Brazilian multinational? Now you do

>>213019906
The most widely available versions were sourced from a region that had the Pizza Hut version.

Taco Bell has started to make its way into the UK, and it's fucking awful. I don't get it at all. Americans, explain yourself.

>>213020118
It’s no curry and kebab, that’s for darn sure innit. Remind us again about the UK’s contributions to cuisine?

>>213020118

I don't get it either. I've had Taco Bell three times in my life and I was disappointed every single time. After the third time I resolved never to give them a chance ever again. Fortunately there's other local taco joints that are better (which isn't saying much but still).

>>213019264
But what if you're sure to have a seizure and don't see any seashells by the seashore?

>>213020149

>>213020198
They tried to open a franchise in Mexico once, I think they still haven't found the bodies.

>>213020149
What about the toast sandwich, hmm?

n00b

>>213019130 (OP)
this film showed how wonderful society was when chuds are forced to live underground... let that sink in

>>213020284
Reminder that those idiots spent 15 thousand dollars on that model.

>>213019789
>found the thirdies
You didn't think this through.
You need to ask yourself why they decided to go with a mexican food franchise for the USA release.

>>213020204
What the flying fuck is that?

>>213019130 (OP)
>the only fast food company to survive was taco bell
how did the worst one end up winning?

>>213020430
some pie with peas sold at some English stadium.

I really wanted Olive Garden to win the Franchise Wars :(

>>213020430
It's a potty pie and a pint. The bathroom attendants bring it to you when you're taking a growler.

>>213020118
They don't have ready access to real mexican ingredients over there. They have to use shitty uk "beef" and "spices"

>>213020430
mushy peas, pot pie and a beer
in bongland that's fine dining, along with jellied eel and beans on toast. those limey fucks really know how to eat good

>>213020484
Who will they pick for the winner of the franchise wars in the inevitable remake?

>>213020484
>you fought in the Franchise Wars?
>oh yes, I was once a cheesy gordita knight, same as your father.

>>213019264
this is retarded

it;s literally just an advanced toilet with buttons for washing your ass

>>213020526
kek

>>213019367
Why aren’t they closer to the toilet?

Standard bidet controls. My bidet has 3 buttons.

Ass wash/slitwash for women/dry.

>>213020410
>why they decided to go with a mexican food franchise for the USA release
This probably sounded epic in your head, but the founder of Taco Bell was a guy from Minnesota whose name was Bell.

Ugh, I had too much Taco Bell, bros. I'm gonna need at least SIX seashells for this one!

i miss when they used to put random ( . Y . ) in movies for no raisin

>>213020518
popeyes or kfc
also, simon pheonix will be black and john spartan will be a black woman

>>213020684
>random
Yes

>for no raisin
No

god I wish they would make a sequel to this and make the satire even better

>>213020814

>>213020828
kek would be funny if the sequel was a maga future and the libs were underground

>>213020624
>the founder of
I bet this sounded very epic in your head but no one is talking about the founder and the very post you replied to literally says "mexican food". Notice how you didn't mind Pizza Hut being American.
Man, thirdies sure lack reading comprehension, huh?

>>213019130 (OP)
Am I the only one who thinks this film is all over the place and the plot itself is very poorly structured?

>>213020118
It's been garbage here for decades too.

>>213020684
She will be fined one credit for violation of the visual morality statute! Or I might wave the fine if she shows more.

>>213019337
Bidets only spread the shit around everywhere, it's been proven with a bodily waste kit.
Literally just sprays shit water all over the bathroom.
Only way to actually clean your butthole is to clean it with a cleansing wipe.

Only jeets spray a little water and think their butthole is clean.

>>213021176
So does washing your hands not do anything either?

>>213020118
it used to be open at 4am and so cheap you could get a day's worth of calories for like $10
now, like all other food establishments, they exist to screw the customer and jack up prices
i haven't been back since they got rid of the loaded potato griller, nor shall i ever return.

>>213019968
the worst/funniest part is the titular creators family died in a horrific way and his family sold the brand for little over a million dollars. His daughter went on to marry into the family that purchased it, but still

>>213021108
>wave

>>213021254
>So does washing your hands not do anything either?
nta but it's the soap lather doing most of the germ removal.

DUDE, how the fuck am I supposed to wipe my ass without water? I first wipe with a couple sheets of dry toilet paper, then a big wad of toilet paper moistened/wetted with water, then a dry wad then a little bit of moist and a little bit of dry to finish myself off. I don't understand how people do it!!

>>213021329
you're brown

Those little spigots attached to the side of the toilet in SEA ruined me. Being able to hose down my butthole with high pressure water and pat dry is exquisite, American toilet habits are barbaric.

>>213020506
Maybe if you're indian and used to eating shit.

>>213021329
I don't know. I envy girls because they have it so easy. They have a horde of men ready at all times to lick them clean.

>Americans literally defecate in a toilet

>>213021418
english cuisine is world renowned for being some of the worst food in existence

>>213020430
>He doesn't know about footie scran

>>213021176
>t. edgar friendly
go back to your sewer and your rat burgers and wiping your ass with your hand, unwashed heathen

>>213020410
Taco bell is not a mexican food franchise.

>>213021551
>taco
>not mexican food
sure thing, pablo. next you're gonna' say that p f changes isn't oriental food

>>213020149
the words you're currently using to sperg about cuisine, thirdie

>>213021551
>taco
>not mexican food
Not like I expect some autist to admit he's wrong but still, lol.

>>213021605
There isn't a single taco bell restaurant in Mexico.

>>213021254
Cultures that don't use toilet paper aren't big on hand washing.

>>213021650
wrong

>>213019889
>not knowing American fast food lore

No nigger. Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and KFC are were all owned by Tricon at the time which was essentially owned by Pepsi Co. literally the only reason those places exist is so Pepsi could get market share over Coca Cola because every other fast food chain refused to sell Pepsi, so Pepsi bought out a bunch of fast food companies and brought them under one parent company. Taco Bell and Pizza Hut were interchangeable in the film because the point wasn’t marketing for either chain but marketing for Pepsi over all.

>>213021808
>Taco Bell and Pizza Hut were interchangeable
I heard it was a UK vs America thing, taco bell wasn't as big across the pond so they used pizza hut instead

>>213021808
Damn, there's a lot to the franchise wars. They got hot!

>>213021808
>every other fast food chain refused to sell Pepsi
Rightfully so. Pepsi is fucking TRASH.

>>213020360
They just gotta find a way to have $15,000 worth of fun owning it. They've gotta be at least a couple hundred toward the goal already.

>>213021867
There was actually

>yfw Burger Kings 1/3 pounder sales were shitty because Americans though 1/4 lb was greater than 1/3 lb

This is %100 true even though I wish it wasnt

Burger King stayed afloat during the franchise wars of the 90’s in large part to their licensing deals and quality of the toys they put in their kids meals.

>>213022023
But 4 is bigger than 3
Its like asking which weighs more, 100 lbs of feathers or 100 lbs of rocks. Everyone knows the rocks weigh more

>>213019337
I used to pay a fat Mexican broad to lick it clean but Trump deported her.

>sir, Chick-fil-A lost an entire brigade to In-N-Out Burger forces, our entire eastern flank is now undefended

>>213021176
Jeets don’t even use bathrooms or clean themselves

>>213022163
The Universal Monsters toys probably cost more to produce than the food.

>eat fibre like an adult
>wipe
>clean

there's actually zero need for paper or a bidet or anything. it's not like you'd smell or even get piles. we're all just fucking terrible.

>>213019337
The issue is that you're expecting your fucking butthole, the one part of your body easiest to hide from view to be spick and span.

Why? Why do people have this absurd view of their body? "Good enough" is perfectly reasonable for a literal asshole to be.
As long as you can't smell an asshole from the outside of a set of pants most people should be all good.

>>213022381
>poop shmeared on my asshole like a bagel and cream cheese is "good enough"
You have the ability to clean your asshole and yet you don't, and you smell like shit, and we all talk about it when you're not around

>>213022381
Cuz my butthole is hairy and poop gets crusted up on the hairs and makes me chaff.

>>213022381
i feel this way about teeth.
yeah i want them to be in good repair to chew through food. i'm sorry Americans but your obsession with the LOOK of teeth is creepy as fuck.
>ask your doctor for tongue-bleach, for that perfect tongue sheen :-)

>THE McDEATH CORPS WILL TAKE THIS HILL
>OUR McMORTARS TURNED THOSE BURGER KUNTS INTO GROUND MEAT

>>213022356
>wipe
>zero need for paper
good day saar
you have to go back saar
do not redeem the toilet paper saar

>>213022413
>>213022417
>can only falsely represent the point
You're neurotic as fuck is the point, okay. Toilet paper removes it all. You don't *need* more than that.

Its a simple projection of a base fear: "everyone will think I am dirty" and so on. Just wipe your ass. You can shower every other day no problem. Just change underwear and you're golden.

>>213022500
>everyone will think I'm dirty
BECAUSE YOU ARE DIRTY, THERE IS POOP SMEARED ALL OVER YOUR ASSHOLE

>>213020360
They've had $20,000 of sex with it

>>213019732
During the flashlight "sex" scene, were not her breasts, right? RIGHT?

>>213022442
br*tish person detected

>>213022531
Nobody cares unless you stink. You yourself, if you aren't mentally ill (like you unfortunately are), can tell simply by having basic level understanding of reality, if you smell or not.

>>213022500
You really underestimate how hairy my butthole is and how ridiculously uncomfortable it is to have even a little bit of poop stuck to it.

You use one seashell to scrape the dung off your anus. Then you use the second shell to paddy cake the scrappings back and forth between the two shells untill you make a gnocci of shit to drop in the toilet. The third shell you put in your mouth so you do not sing the paddy cake song and embarrass yourself.

>>213022571
absolutely. and MY teeth are fucked, but i feel like that's offset by not putting sugar in everything. Americans have sugar in bread.

>>213022677
If your bread does not have sugar in it, then it also would not be able to support yeast and be, you know, bread.

>>213021254
washing your hands involves soap and a controlled water flow.
bidets literally shoot water at your shit covered asshole.

How do you jeets not understand that you pressure washing your asshole means the shit water has to go somewhere?

>>213022704
the point is for yeast to eat the sugars, though. not for the bread itself to taste sweet from added sugar (i mean ordinary bread here, not brioche).

>>213022677
you're ugly lol

>>213022413
>shmeared like a bagel

>>213022809
What you call ordinary bread is also available in abundance in the US. We also have ordinary governance here. No inbred kings or sultans. Must seem strange to you.

>>213022887
would 100% prefer food standards. must seem Soviet to you.

>>213022946
Why would anyone concern themselves with the preferances of some poof? You start down that road and you end up with dicks in every hole.

>>213022946
>you should only have one option
Why not have lots of options?

>because I only get one option
Oh...

>>213022976
i care about Americans and would prefer it if they were healthy.

i also care about Britons and do not want chlorinated chicken. yous have to WASH raw poultry, that you cook. that's insane.

>>213019789
based thread derailer

>>213022286
>our entire eastern flank steak is now unseasoned

Reminder: Huxley is Spartan's daughter and he VR sexed her

>>213022463
>McTortas
I don't know what that is but it sounds delicious.

I was a Baja Blaster gunner back in ‘98. The Mc’s really had us on our heels at the time and they had us manning fortifried drive thru’s on 16 hour shifts. Hut reinforcements were at least another 3 days away and that chicken shit Colonel Sanders refused to dust the area with herbs and spices to drive the Mc’s into the open. Shit show I tell you. One night we heard patties sizzling in the dark, and the smell, that French fry smell only Mc’s have kept wafting through my little window. I knew they were close. I loaded another syrup canister and CO2 tank into my weapon just as they came pouring through the wood line, Big Macs whizzed past my ears. I opened up as soon as I could see Golden Arches on their uniforms, the sickly green mixing with blood and viscera. Mexican Pizza landmines bounced up and shattered into a million bits of fragmented tortilla. But they just kept coming. We expended every taco shell we had that night. Lost some good men to grease burns.

Some nights I lay awake and wonder if I’ll ever be able to do the dew again. Some days I hope I’ll never have to.

>>213023642
Brutal

>>213023642

Rat burger?

>>213023578
This. She changed her name and pretended not to recognize him because she wanted to have sex with her dad. It was in the first version of the script (the one that isn't available online).