>>213019264
Doesn't really work and demonstrates the "toilet paper" issue. You're not wiping poop off your ass, your spreading the poop into a thin enough layer on your butthole that you don't see it anymore. Bidets are the only way, you spray the poop off, and the toilet paper uses the residual water on your asshole as a carrier for the poop.
>>213019592 >>213019750 >In the movie Demolition Man, the Taco Bell restaurant chain is featured prominently as the only remaining restaurant in a future society, the result of a "franchise war". However, for international releases, particularly in Europe, the Taco Bell references were changed to Pizza Hut due to Taco Bell's limited presence at the time. This involved both dubbing and altering the logos in post-production.
found the thirdies
>>213019789
Pizza Hut were originally the brand used into the synopsis: then (((producers))) updated the script to Taco Bellstein Corp. (subsidiary of Mizrahi-Roth Foods at the time)
many such cases
I don't get it either. I've had Taco Bell three times in my life and I was disappointed every single time. After the third time I resolved never to give them a chance ever again. Fortunately there's other local taco joints that are better (which isn't saying much but still).
>>213019789 >found the thirdies
You didn't think this through.
You need to ask yourself why they decided to go with a mexican food franchise for the USA release.
>>213020430
mushy peas, pot pie and a beer
in bongland that's fine dining, along with jellied eel and beans on toast. those limey fucks really know how to eat good
>>213020410 >why they decided to go with a mexican food franchise for the USA release
This probably sounded epic in your head, but the founder of Taco Bell was a guy from Minnesota whose name was Bell.
>>213020624 >the founder of
I bet this sounded very epic in your head but no one is talking about the founder and the very post you replied to literally says "mexican food". Notice how you didn't mind Pizza Hut being American.
Man, thirdies sure lack reading comprehension, huh?
>>213019337
Bidets only spread the shit around everywhere, it's been proven with a bodily waste kit.
Literally just sprays shit water all over the bathroom.
Only way to actually clean your butthole is to clean it with a cleansing wipe.
Only jeets spray a little water and think their butthole is clean.
>>213020118
it used to be open at 4am and so cheap you could get a day's worth of calories for like $10
now, like all other food establishments, they exist to screw the customer and jack up prices
i haven't been back since they got rid of the loaded potato griller, nor shall i ever return.
>>213019968
the worst/funniest part is the titular creators family died in a horrific way and his family sold the brand for little over a million dollars. His daughter went on to marry into the family that purchased it, but still
DUDE, how the fuck am I supposed to wipe my ass without water? I first wipe with a couple sheets of dry toilet paper, then a big wad of toilet paper moistened/wetted with water, then a dry wad then a little bit of moist and a little bit of dry to finish myself off. I don't understand how people do it!!
Those little spigots attached to the side of the toilet in SEA ruined me. Being able to hose down my butthole with high pressure water and pat dry is exquisite, American toilet habits are barbaric.
No nigger. Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and KFC are were all owned by Tricon at the time which was essentially owned by Pepsi Co. literally the only reason those places exist is so Pepsi could get market share over Coca Cola because every other fast food chain refused to sell Pepsi, so Pepsi bought out a bunch of fast food companies and brought them under one parent company. Taco Bell and Pizza Hut were interchangeable in the film because the point wasn’t marketing for either chain but marketing for Pepsi over all.
>>213021808 >Taco Bell and Pizza Hut were interchangeable
I heard it was a UK vs America thing, taco bell wasn't as big across the pond so they used pizza hut instead
Burger King stayed afloat during the franchise wars of the 90’s in large part to their licensing deals and quality of the toys they put in their kids meals.
>>213019337
The issue is that you're expecting your fucking butthole, the one part of your body easiest to hide from view to be spick and span.
Why? Why do people have this absurd view of their body? "Good enough" is perfectly reasonable for a literal asshole to be.
As long as you can't smell an asshole from the outside of a set of pants most people should be all good.
>>213022381 >poop shmeared on my asshole like a bagel and cream cheese is "good enough"
You have the ability to clean your asshole and yet you don't, and you smell like shit, and we all talk about it when you're not around
>>213022381
i feel this way about teeth.
yeah i want them to be in good repair to chew through food. i'm sorry Americans but your obsession with the LOOK of teeth is creepy as fuck. >ask your doctor for tongue-bleach, for that perfect tongue sheen :-)
>>213022413 >>213022417 >can only falsely represent the point
You're neurotic as fuck is the point, okay. Toilet paper removes it all. You don't *need* more than that.
Its a simple projection of a base fear: "everyone will think I am dirty" and so on. Just wipe your ass. You can shower every other day no problem. Just change underwear and you're golden.
>>213022531
Nobody cares unless you stink. You yourself, if you aren't mentally ill (like you unfortunately are), can tell simply by having basic level understanding of reality, if you smell or not.
You use one seashell to scrape the dung off your anus. Then you use the second shell to paddy cake the scrappings back and forth between the two shells untill you make a gnocci of shit to drop in the toilet. The third shell you put in your mouth so you do not sing the paddy cake song and embarrass yourself.
>>213022704
the point is for yeast to eat the sugars, though. not for the bread itself to taste sweet from added sugar (i mean ordinary bread here, not brioche).
>>213022809
What you call ordinary bread is also available in abundance in the US. We also have ordinary governance here. No inbred kings or sultans. Must seem strange to you.
I was a Baja Blaster gunner back in ‘98. The Mc’s really had us on our heels at the time and they had us manning fortifried drive thru’s on 16 hour shifts. Hut reinforcements were at least another 3 days away and that chicken shit Colonel Sanders refused to dust the area with herbs and spices to drive the Mc’s into the open. Shit show I tell you. One night we heard patties sizzling in the dark, and the smell, that French fry smell only Mc’s have kept wafting through my little window. I knew they were close. I loaded another syrup canister and CO2 tank into my weapon just as they came pouring through the wood line, Big Macs whizzed past my ears. I opened up as soon as I could see Golden Arches on their uniforms, the sickly green mixing with blood and viscera. Mexican Pizza landmines bounced up and shattered into a million bits of fragmented tortilla. But they just kept coming. We expended every taco shell we had that night. Lost some good men to grease burns.
Some nights I lay awake and wonder if I’ll ever be able to do the dew again. Some days I hope I’ll never have to.
>>213023578
This. She changed her name and pretended not to recognize him because she wanted to have sex with her dad. It was in the first version of the script (the one that isn't available online).
