Troy fell for this ass

That a good ass

>>213023450 (OP)

>>213023450 (OP)
You guys shit on democracy and rightfully so but I don’t see how dying for some rich brats’ refusal to keep it in his pants is any better than dying for oil companies

>>213023450 (OP)
nog detected

This always bothered me beyond belief.
I never understood why the most beautiful woman in Troy fell in love with that guy.
An effeminate, cowardly, weak man. Unless he has a huge dick, I don't know how...
Orlando Bloom does a perfect job in the film, lending his body and odious presence to give that touch to the character.

>>213023518
because women are fucking retarded nigger
what do you think they have a real selection process for who they bang? he was hot enough, he was on about equal status, he was available in the moment and she got to cheat on her husband. what else do you think a young bimbo needs to fuck a guy and run away with him on a whim

>>213023450 (OP)
John Lennon-esque ass

>>213023518
I mean, tbf Helen of Troy is more the MacGuffin of The Illiad that set the plot in motion than an actual character. She is a human stand-in for disputed territory that would inspire a war more than an actual character

>>213023828
Ok

>>213023828
Sounds like your typical no personality woman to me

>>213023518
In many versions of the Iliad he just straight up kidnapped her

>>213023450 (OP)
And so did I.

>>213023518
You're giving women WAY too much credit.

>>213023450 (OP)
I would order some boats launched if it meant I got to fuck her.

>>213023450 (OP)
That's a fine piece of ass.

>>213023467
>>213024530
>>213024909
timmys, assemble!

>timmys, assemble!

>>213024957
Its crazy there's people out there who haunt innocuous 4chan threads to spread racial demoralization propaganda. Like its such an insane thing that happens

>>213023450 (OP)
It's perfect. The director is German and had based German-taste in women.

>>213024868
Look at the porn they read. Your average woman would run away with Shrek if was a serial killer But he wouldn't kill her because she's special and he only kills the girls that were mean to her in highschool

>>213023518
read the Iliad

>>213024957
At least we have real names, jermichael

>>213025016
Mossad isn't real, and the JIDF definitely isn't real. Take your meds.

>>213025163
The poster you replied to is white.

>>213023450 (OP)
Troy never existed

>>213024957
you're going to make my melanin fatigue worse

>>213025196
you blew my cover

>>213025128
I hate how true this is.

>>213023518
aphrodite made it happen, the real question is why did paris choose helen instead of dominion over asia and europe

>>213025364
He was the last hetero Greek.

>>213023450 (OP)

>>213023450 (OP)
it fell because they had shit taste.

>>213025395
>>213025364
Alexander would never.

>>213025002
I look like this and say this

>>213023467
yes it is, its not huge sack of disgusting cellulite like some people profess to find attractive

>Helen is the most beautiful woman ever
>Solid 6/10 in the movie

>>213023496
the rich brat goes to the battlefield with you and risks dying or getting captured.
besides, you can rebel, kill the rich brat and install a benevolent noble.

>>213023450 (OP)
Troy according to Nolan

>>213023518
Women love pretty twinks

>>213026342
Alexander probably thought Paris was a faggot, too. He was famously a huge fan of the Iliad and carried a book Aristotle gave him into every battle, and still had it when he died. He probably had the same conversations about it as we're still having now.

>>213026954
>ywn get stabbed to death by Alexander the Great for calling Achilles a beta cuck faggot after drinking too much wine with the boys after slaughtering indians all week

>>213023495
Lol

>>213025128
What kind of erotica do women read? I know they fantasize about vampires and werewolves, but... serial killers?

>>213023450 (OP)
It's about her face. The face that launched a thousand ships, so prime Kruger fits that bill.

Look at this statue of Cleopatra. Barely mid with makeup on. And this dogfaced woman ensorcelled the most powerful man in the world on two separate ocasions. She was just an idiot from a noble house, not some cunning seductress. One wonders if roman women were such cunts that they had to poison their men and then give them the antidote to prevent them from leaving.

At least Lyvia Drusilla was hot as fuck.

that looks good

>>213023450 (OP)
Knowing that Harv ravaged all these bodies before they were famous is... well, I'm in awe of the man.

>>213023450 (OP)
Maybe she had a vice-grip pusy?

>>213023450 (OP)
yeah

>>213025364
>why did paris choose helen instead of dominion over asia and europe
he wasn't looking for power, his brother was the one groomed to rule after Priam passed away.

>>213023450 (OP)
Late to this thread, just wanted to say that is a beautiful ass.

>>213026615
Also has a nice ass. Little bubble butt and her asshole gapes whenever she bends over. Wife material.

>>213023450 (OP)
troy fell so rome could rise

>>213025016
you should see what happens on /int/

>>213023450 (OP)
Hector died for this fag

>>213025364
>>213032128
Because the choice is a very overt metaphor for love making you crazy and causes you to disregard power (Hera) and wisdom (Athena).

>>213026387
clean it up skunkdeep, you live in filth

>>213027242
Dangerous men turn them on. He's always some sort of edgy, unpredictable psycho, cause that just makes it that much hotter when he becomes fixated on the self-insert protagonist. What does he want with her? Not even he knows, because he's driven completely mad by the intensity of his inexplicable desire!

>>213032557
Paris ganked Achilles in the end, though. Greatest warrior of all time? HAH

>>213023450 (OP)
Back in those days people were not obsessed with ass unless you were a nigger

>>213026594
>install a benevolent
? Jesus ain't coming back anon

>>213025216
It is very much a real city, we know its exact location and have been excavating it for over 150 years at this point. The reason why ancients weren't sure of where it was is because people continuously inhabited and built over the ruins of the older Trojan cities, all the way through the Roman Empire, until the site was finally abandoned. So the Troy of myth is buried under like 2000 years of cumulative archaeological rubble. Unless you knew what to look for you'd just think it was some Roman, or perhaps late Hellenistic ruins.

>>213032998
yes he is

>>213032895
Anything you say boss

>>213023518
He's packing

>>213023450 (OP)
Where?

>>213023450 (OP)
My ass is unironically better looking than hers

>>213032998
>>213033152
posted before finishing.
the point is the fear of reprisal lessens the probability of a monarch acting like a little shit while the decentralized "democratic" system pushes politicians and their leash holders to kick the can down the road and abuse the people at every turn then go:
>it's not my fault!
>the other guy did it and i can't fix it in time!

>>213024957
Whitefag pretending to be brown award

>>213033226
you have any proof to back that up?

>>213023450 (OP)
I'm more of a Diane's bush fan

>>213032895
best butts in hollywood are white maria menounos, lily james, rachel mcadams, jessica biel, claire danes, madelaine petsch, minka kelly, mew, anna sophia robb, elena kampouris, sarah snook, betty gilpin, michelle monaghan, sasha grey, hilary duff, mena suvari, fannings

>>213023518
He was more like a chance to escape from her shithead husband

>>213026414
I raised this shit earlier in the 80s thread: >>213012269. This board's infested with gorillas and zoomers who are attracted to - or have been conditioned to be attracted to - obese gorilla body types. They're literally not the same species as white men born in previous centuries.

>>213033281
Ah to be a fly on the wall while they are all in the same room, sharing a 5 bean salad

>>213023450 (OP)
Nice venus dimples.

Its a nice tight ass, usually women with petite butts like that have a tight pussy and giant chubby asses are more likely to have a loose pussy.

>>213023450 (OP)
bet she can rip some solid farts with that thing

>>213033281
And women back in those days didn't post instagram photos of their ass

>>213026615
face that launched 1000 ships
humina humina