he tricked hollywood

>>213023961 (OP)
I did too
t. Whoopi Goldberg

>>213023961 (OP)
He tricked everyone

zac levi

>>213023961 (OP)
he fucked up telling eugene levi he wasnt a jew. he never got cast in anything substantial again after that

His trickery continues unabated!

>>213023961 (OP)
And He's from my town Hasbrouck Heights.. Dionne Warwick even sang a Burt Backerach

itt: tricksters

>>213025641

>>213024695
wtf I thought this nigga was jewish all this time

>>213025671

>>213025695

>>213025695
>>213025723
There's nothing Yiddish about these two, though.

>>213023961 (OP)
lemask you somethin pie

>>213025780
weird al looked super jewish when he was younger plus yankovic
krasinksi looks like a goofy jew plus his name too

bet joy behar will blow your mind

>>213024695
>he fucked up telling eugene levi he wasnt a jew. You mean Woody Allen. And what was he supposed to do? Lie? I guess he could be like that Swede lawyer in Curb Your Enthusiasm and lie by omission like saying, "nah, I don't do anything for Rosh Hashanah or any jewish holidays" and rely on Woody assuming he was a secular jew.
He probably didn't think his career could be cancelled at that point simply because he wasn't jewish.

>>213024695
>he fucked up telling eugene levi he wasnt a jew.
You mean Woody Allen. And what was he supposed to do? Lie? I guess he could be like that Swede lawyer in Curb Your Enthusiasm and lie by omission like saying, "nah, I don't do anything for Rosh Hashanah or any jewish holidays" and rely on Woody assuming he was a secular jew.
He probably didn't think his career could be cancelled at that point simply because he wasn't jewish.

>>213023961 (OP)
hollywood totally isn't controlled by jews though

probably the most egregious offender
>named Jewison
>directed Fiddler on the Roof

>>213023961 (OP)
spoiler alert: they're all jews and probably pedos

This one surprised me.

>>213023961 (OP)
>Has two jewish names
>Isn't jewish
I commend you, Salieri.

>>213025694
English father, Italian mother = Jew look

Same happened with John Landis btw. He directed a lot but in terms of acting, never had many major roles after doing 'American Werewolf...' and somebody noticing he wasn't circumcised

>>213023961 (OP)
this guys jewish, I don't care what anyone says

>>213025935
DAH VEED LIDDER MIN

>>213026093
>His father emigrated with his family from Muqlus, Ottoman Syria, a small village in the Valley of the Christians, at age five;[10][11] his paternal grandfather was a priest in the Greek Orthodox Church of Antioch.
doesn't really get more Christian than that

>>213025976
/tv/ is a pleb board, they wouldn't know him, but he made many kinos.

>>213026127
I refuse to believe all these people aren't just closeted jews. Especially Driver, there is no other explanation for why Hollywood loves him so much

>posting british actors
they got to escape the hollywood nepotism circlejerk by being a part of the BBC nepotism circlejerk

She's Catholic.

>>213026150
Landis is Jewish

Same, Catholic.

>>213025723
He's also from Newton, mass

>>213026651
>>213026675
I thought this was a thread about celebs who pretend to be racially jewish

>>213026564
British elite nepotism is really fucking obnoxious, not only is basically every famous Brit all related to eachother, it's not only the media as well, but the vast majority of the British elite.
Even if you are on 8 figures, if you are not part of certain bloodlines, you will never be accepted into high British society. Alan Sugar has spoken about how he's not accepted into British elite society due to his working class background and made his money as a tradesman and he's a billionare.

>Anything Else (2003)
>When Woody Allen cast Jason Biggs, he thought Biggs was Jewish. During filming, Allen began talking to Biggs about Rosh Hashanah. Biggs, not knowing what to say, told Allen that he was Catholic. Allen said at the Venice Film Festival, "I saw him in that pie movie (American Pie (1999)) and I thought he was a Jew."

>>213026747
Both are Catholics.
>>213025917
It obviously is, this is one of the most annoying things about Judeophilia, people play really fucking stupid about all the Jewish influence and last names and clear Jewish power fantasies all through the media and movies. I mean, a straight up 3rd of 80s comedy movies are "Jewish boy cucks Chad and fucks his hot WASP girlfriend who realizes, along with her friends, Jewish guys fuck better", yeah it's fucking non-Jews writing NTR'd by Jew cuck fantasies sure.

>>213026675
ehhh half-jews who only have a jew daddy are a stretch since they still have jewish blood, just not religiously since their mama isn't jewish

muslims have the same mama rule too

Native American female role? I'll take it!

>>213026925
Super hot and does look Native American but I remember the tribe she claims to be from came out and says she isn't. No one seemed to care because I'm pretty sure she's still playing redskins.

>>213026675
>Jewish on both sides
she must be a convert, that doesn't count. Plus her father was a French Jew billionaire, she didn't have to trick anyone.

>>213026925
played a Native American girl in
>Yellowstone
>Wind River
>Fargo
>Teen Wolf
And at least two of those it was important to the film/show that she was Native. Kind of funny how she just sort of skates by.

>>213025671
He looks like this iraqi dude i know he sells shawerma. Very funny guy

>>213023961 (OP)
bloody bastard

>>213027449
You are allowed to play characters outside of your own race as long as you aren't white.

>>213026150
Italian father or mother=jew look

>>213026444
No way... Didn't he play a jew in one spike lee's movies too lol

>>213027552
Tell that to Zoe Saldana who got shit for playing a dark skinned black

>>213025723
Wait, he isn't?

>>213026651
Fuck off.
No way.

>>213025935
I heard a song that I downloaded off Napster that said otherwise.

>>213026197
Dude how could you not know immediately that big-nosed Dee SNYDER wasn’t Jewish?

>>213027449
Did she actually play an injun in Teen Wolf? I thought she just played a high school girl who had insomnia

>>213026812
>Allen said at the Venice Film Festival, "I saw him in that pie movie (American Pie (1999)) and I thought he was a Jew."
Gosh Woody, what a calamity. So what on earth did you do?
>Well obviously I did feel like I'd been a little bit bamboozled but fortunately I was able to sue him for 700 billion dollars in damages and blacklist him throughout the industry effectively ending his career. I don't think he'll be tricking anyone ever again, let's put it that way.
So now that the movie was ruined, what was your next move? Did you abandon the project or did you look at recasting or what?
>Oh no nothing like that, we finished shooting the movie and it was fine. He's a perfectly good actor.
Oh... okay... so then why did it matter that he wasn't a jew?
>Well you see, the way it all works is like, millions of people watch these movies and they see the actors as icons and role models. Kind of aspirational figures you know? And we don't want to be handing those kind of opportunities or that kind of wealth to any filthy goym. Well not unless I'm going to get some mindblowing underage sex out of it at least *laughs*
Well thanks for the refreshingly frank response there Woody

>>213024888
Hey Biden could you release the hostages held by Hamas?

>>213023961 (OP)
Taught him everything he knows.

>>213023961 (OP)
A good Jason Biggs story is his first day working on Woody Allen's film 'Anything Else'. Allen started chatting with him asking him what he had done for some recent Jewish holiday. Biggs told him he wasn't Jewish and all the color drained out of Allen's face and he looks like he was about to throw up. No take-backs KIKE.

Said Todd Phillips cast him in Hangover thinking he was a fellow Jew.

>>213023961 (OP)
>he tricked hollywood
for a while maybe

but when was the last time you saw jason biggs in a movie? or in anything for that matter?

he's probably homeless now

>>213025641
I've heard people say Big B is a Pharissee of some kind lol

>>213024695
Why though? Jews don't control the media and only hire their own do they?

>>213029960
Venice is so fucking gay

>>213024888
his wife is jewish and an attention whore

>>213026651
she's literally half jewish like her husband

>>213030744
Broderick is not Christian nor Jew. He is a Satanist

>>213026765
Alan Sugar is a Jew. People don't like him because he's an unlikable cunt.

>>213025641
blocks your goy path

>>213030928
cara de putto

>>213027503
I thought that was the swarthy turk who sells used cars in north las vegas?
>go ahead kick tire! Is good car.

>>213029960
lol lmao look at that little jew ape, so happy to be surrounded by his pet idol nigs.

>>213025780
Curly hair is definitely a jewish thing.

>>213023961 (OP)
he's smiling because he knows

>>213026833
The jesuit organization was started by and exists for crypto jews to run the vatican. They are ok with christianity as long as its catholicism because that makes it state/political christianity and therefor easy for them to manipulate

>>213029693
Almost every man in his family tree was a rabbit lol

>>213023961 (OP)

>>213025671
Everyone in that show really

>>213023961 (OP)
Modern Askhenazi Jews basically cluster with South Italians when it comes to DNA

>>213033092
Now this was surprising.

>>213023961 (OP)

>>213033194
I don't have much problem telling those two apart but if you can't tell all you have to do is watch how they move their hands while they talk.

Dead giveaway, dead giveaway.

>>213023961 (OP)
Looks like a Jew

>>213033157
Monk isn't a jew?

>>213023961 (OP)
>oh hey its the piefucker
>wonder what's he up to these days?
>snorting cocaine out of trash cans, nice

>>213035104
makes it sound worse than it is. He just picked it back out of his kitchen bin

>>213026098
Lol, he even played a jew in one of his only non-Seinfeld roles (lost in yonkers). I was amazed to find out he's a Lebanese Christian.
>>213031480
10/10 post. Read "The Jesuits" by Malachi Martin
>>213026833
trying too hard. Jews aren't all nerds and nerds aren't all jews. Arch-nerd Robert Crumb is Catholic, like Michael Cera.

>>213029255
Any creepy looking "white" guy in glasses and dark hair automatically looks jewish

>>213031711
Not his parents. He was raised Christian

>>213025641
>>213025671

Armenian actor, playwright, monologuist, novelist, and historian Eric Bogosian is my favorite fake Jew

>>213026651
That's literally the traditional Jewish attic they use for hiding

>>213026675
>Dreyfus
Man you niggers are retarded

>>213026765
Alan Sugar is also famously obnoxiously Jewish, so while accidentally correct, he's just seething that other people are playing the same game

This one will shock you

>>213029255
He somehow looks more "Jewish" than the literal hook-nosed pube beard, crooked toothed, beady eyed happy merchant looking "Italians" or whatever that get posted

>>213037163
The christcuck yet again reveals his true form

>>213033194
Southern Italians are just "masculine" Jews (still very zesty)

>>213025886
How the fuck do you manage that hair?

>>213034894
>Shalhoub was born and raised in a Lebanese Christian household
>One of Shalhoub's maternal great-great-grandfathers, Abdul Naimy, although Lebanese, was reportedly killed by being crucified in 1895 during the Hamidian massacres committed against Christian Armenians in the Ottoman Empire.

>>213023961 (OP)
Reverse jew thread?

>>213038042
>literally changes his name to ((((zachary levi)))))
based

>>213025641
This one especially surprised me. Everything about this man screams JEW

>>213023961 (OP)
Paul Rust… shockingly 100% German and 0% Jewish

Ears below the eyes means jew

>>213038187
Similarly Tim Robinson, another guy with a huge hook nose who looks like a Jewish goblin but is somehow not Jewish

>>213038187
Also 100% ugly as fuck lol

>>213038206
He's part polish, there could some jew in there

>>213038187
Judd Apatow must’ve been so pissed when he found out he cast a non-Jew to star in one of his Jewish nerd power fantasy projects (him being a love interest to the beautiful Gillian Jacobs?!? I didn’t know I was watching a science fiction! This was labeled as a comedy!)

>>213037251
I thought he was related to Elliot Gould

>>213033092
>50% italian
>sicilian

>>213023961 (OP)
JANNIES ARE TRANNY FAGS
BAN ME YOU FAGS, DON'T JUST DELETE MY POSTS LIKE A REDDITQUEER

>>213029693
>>213037163
> family converted to Christianity when he was young
If only he had accepted it, maybe the world would've been a better place

>>213030610
that would be highly unethical anon
(this is a lie by omission)

>>213027552
The point though is that she lied about it for the roles
And she spends entire episodes of yellowstone giving literal lectures about white man bad red man good
You think I'm being hyperbolic, I'm not
Then it turns out she lied lol

>>213026444
Loved you mean, his jew trial run ended like two years ago. He has long since been replaced by Pedro Pascal in terms of obviously fabricated sex appeal and popularity

First time I saw Ariana Grande and she was this brown girl I thought she was Hispanic, then she started speaking more street and I thought oh, she's mixed. Then I found out she's like white Italian and is white as the given snow in old photos and now she's gone all blond white girl. And she changes her accent throughout all of this.

>>213026675
She's a jew, you retard.

>>213025886
>>213026013
They can have them.

>>213023961 (OP)
Here's a reverse one. Yep, Harry Potter was played by a jew.

>>213023961 (OP)
>Zachary
>Levi
>is a English-Welsh-German Christian

He knew exactly what he was doing. He even grew out the beard a little bit

>>213025780
Americans and terminally online channers forget that a lot of "jewish" features actually come from other Europeans, but got exaggerated in the sect.

>>213024888
Hmm.

>>213023961 (OP)
I find it hard to believe that a staunch holocaust denier could be a Jew

>>213042015
Of course he knew. He's admitted it outright. However, he's also lied about how it was supposedly difficult to be a jew in hollywood, claiming he failed to get roles because he was "too jewish" or something.

>>213025780
That goes for about 80% of the people posted in this thread. Most of them don't look or act jewish at all, but have European names that jews stole, or they have big noses or curly hair, despite having no other jewish traits.
It's absurd how poor some people's jewdars are.

>>213033157
No, just the Jews that are meant to be intelligent and dignified. They had real Jews play the comically loud and cheap Jewish family that owns a dress factory and does weird semi-illegal stuff with money.

>>213026925
The girl who played Nani in the new Lilo And Stitch movie has a white realtor mom and a Filipino dad. Disney played really coy when it came to statements about her being "a Hawaii Native" rather than Native Hawaiian.

>Family name is actually Smith
>His father randomly changes it to Roth one day
Dad of The Year ensuring his boy gets a Hollywood career.

>>213042289
Well there is no such thing as a Native Hawaiin

>>213042297
Didn't he get his first claim to fame playing a skinhead in a British production?

>>213042114
Looking at the roles he's taking now I can see what he was thinking before he started seeing a professional trainer with "supplements" to bulk up for action roles. He was definitely too Jewish to get serious action hero roles back when he just looked like another tall lanky Jew that needs to be protected by real men.

>>213023961 (OP)
I thought he was jewish for so long

>>213042581
This board is so retarded when it comes to Jews that I genuinely can't tell if this is a joke.

>>213030535
People thought he was a frog. Actually, he is spaniard

>>213024695
His problem was he was a huge alcoholic. He was in kids cartoons but they dropped him for being a drunk asshole

>>213038187
>100% German
this mf looks like he would have easily become a top ss officer in the reich and kill white people for not looking aryan enough

>>213045171
With that nose and those ears, absolutely not

>>213023961 (OP)
>>213038187
I think that might be a "jewish mailman" situation

>>213026093
Isn't Vince Vaughan another Syrian? Why did these two never work together?

>>213026668
yeah sorry I meant david naughton, landis THOUGHT he was jewish and then saw his cock and said wtf?

>>213038154
He's Italian, they're just jews with better food.

>>213025641
>>213038154
he just look italian not jewish

>>213025641
He had a few prominent Jewish roles (Barton Fink, Quiz Show,) but I wouldn't call him a trickster. His breakout was one of the Italians in Do the Right Thing, and the movies he's made himself plays into his Italian heritage. He's versatile, but I don't think he's tried to convince Hollywood he's Jewish.

>>213046441
looks like a man from afghanistan if he shaved

>>213049421
that's why Spielberg dedicated JAWS to the brave fighters of the mujahideen, remember in 2011 we captured JAWS in his underground compound?

>>213025843
>krasinksi
How the fuck is that a sheenie name?

>>213031013
>5'11"
Okay, I lost.

>>213026197
i always wondered why he was always on anything to do rock like on vh1 and that talent less hack from anthrax and it makes sense now, easy jew money

There are many Christians that are more or less as genetically Jewish as modern ashkenazis, because Jews have been converting for over 2 millennia now

>>213028113
according to his wikipedia page, he isn't.

how did he get past them?