Thread 213025363

post commercials

>Borrow the money
>call ICE on them immediately afterwards

>84 monthly payments of $486.58
84x486.58 = $40,872

for a $5,000 loan

you spend all day on the couch any how!

>>213025435
Yes the money is expensive.

You wanna talk some shit? Pick up the phone and call nigga

>>213025408
Retard. Still keked.

>>213025470
I'm always reminded of this old parody of them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJl0XuDKSjc

Can anyone in this thread help me? I have a structured settlement but I need cash now.

>>213025408
>116.73% APR
Call da jooz too

It's some time in the future

>>213025853
Craig was the funniest host. I forgot that Jeff Ross was one of their early correspondents

>>213025435
They confused 'indian giver' with 'kike'

>>213025575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

>>213025363 (OP)
Are Americans really so prosperous they spend tens of thousands of dollars to buy $5000????

>>213025849
Trumpbot Rally

>>213026277
i believe this actual scam (and a few others like it) collapsed in court when people wouldn't pay and they couldn't collect

Sup nigga?

>>213026277
Sometimes we make piles of our riches and plunder from the rest of the world and burn it to show our contempt for frugal living.

>>213026134
It's a weird add because the joke is a little freak like that wouldn't get the best man's number, but everyone watching or involved with the ad pretends that's not what we're laughing at

>>213026304
lol you lost.

Not an old commercial but the Tim and Eric old spice commercial jingles were incredible.
>NOPE I WAS WRONG. THIS IS A COMMERCIAL FOR FRUIT

>>213025363 (OP)
>HRR DRRRNT CRRRK TRIVAGO

>>213025577
Call J.G. Wentworth 877-CASHNOW!

>>213025748
I wonder if the jews ever got mad when the chugs started to elbow into their territory

>>213025363 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztL-EtIAGJc

>>213026404
>>213025577
They've helped thousands, they'll help you too-oo!

>>213025473
>GIVE
>ME
>YOUR
>HOUSE

>>213026365
man, reminds me of better times

>>213026436
Dear God...

>>213025849
crossFIRE! (you'll get caught in the) crossFIRE! CrossFIRE!! CROSSFIYAAAAA!! by milton bradely

>>213026365
She looks so good in that waitress outfit.

>>213026277
You don’t even know how much we love wasting money.

It's CHEESEASAURUS REX!
When the cheese starts flowin', Kraft gets your noodle goin!

800 588 2300 EMPIIIIRE today!

>>213025363 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVNzQt-1xbw

a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w

;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkxNLeKGr4M

>>213026790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioC4X94IPDA

For me, it's PSAs

https://youtu.be/YYiH-oMu25U?si=_8hoHKcn7GNaGlRS

>>213026893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAHoxaphbEs

I was going to post some Girls Gone Wild commercials but they've all been scrubbed from YouTube, despite not having any nudity in them. They really are trying to delete and memoryhole everything that was great about America.

Imagine a world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s

>>213025363 (OP)
For me its the rooms to go kids commercial from the early 2000s.

Did anybody actually have parents based enough to buy this stuff?

https://youtu.be/_oFg8LlXyp8?si=OkFHDtcoZUS9l3uD

>>213025408
Fucking retard, wtf?

>>213026951
>fall asleep with tv on
>jamica music starts blasting at 2am

>>213026481
1-800-GIV-HOUSE

>AAAAAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPKvTsF1knM

>>213025363 (OP)
That's nothing these days.

>>213025748
Why even get into 2 decimals at that point

>>213025435
The vast majority of the borrowers will never pay that back and that's the point. Prairie nigs give out a bunch of loans they know will fail and get bailed out by the government afterward.

They're not scamming wagon burners, they're scamming you, the taxpayer.

>>213027103
i don't think that's how it works, anon

>>213025363 (OP)
Anons never take out a loan for anything except a house.

If you can't buy it outright then don't buy it. God damn some of the repayments I've seen some niggas go on for a car is crazy. Then you have negative equity where the amount of money you have in the car is less than the car is actually worth due to depreciation.

ITS

MY

MONEY

AND

I

NEED

IT

NOW

>>213027087
$20 at 30% apr paid off in 2 weeks isnt worth doing, or even $100

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVTv_lI4gDU
Millennial-core

>>213025575
For me, it's the Mike Epps version

https://youtu.be/SPrwnTmxLUg?si=umu5kwX3B87X-Oto

>>213026216
robonig

>>213025363 (OP)
https://youtu.be/vEeEsBgSP5o?si=dnDmNdifNdDNGXQ0

>>213026922
I bet she did heroin with Harv right after that.

I was shocked to find out that this man was neither Mark E. Solomone nor Morelli

>>213026951
I can hear it

>>213029106
https://youtube.com/shorts/aL_7fATl11g?si=WJNTxwHFXRqz0MSJ

>>213025363 (OP)
So what happens if you simply don't pay them back? They send crazy horse over?

Whenever i'm sad, watching Billy Mays commercial always cheers me up

>>213025363 (OP)
Maintain your dignitoy with the Comfort Wipe
<

i'm convinced this was one of the most effective commercials of all time. thank god this tact didn't catch on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE

>>213029713
is this for people that are too fat to reach their crack?
like a stick that you put a square of tp on?

>>213026394
This guy pisses me off is he some celebrity or did they just find the most naturally annoying European?

>>213029623
they wouldn't give you a loan in the first place unless you had some asset they could collect later, like land or a house. the government even started cracking down on this scheme specifically
https://www.debt.org/blog/western-sky-predatory-lending/

>>213029758
https://youtu.be/crfGXmxJ1vM?si=-wnF0rrnpwmKNgxd
Being a big guy has its advantages...

>>213025363 (OP)
apr is only 116.73% interest with 84 easy monthly payments of $486.58! What a great deal, ov vey!

>>213026703
Is biweekly 2 payments a week? Or just 1 payment every other week?

>>213029817
1 payment every 2 weeks
Semi is half
Bi is every 2

>>213029780
I think he’s some famous soccer player they assumed everyone in the US was familiar with, like that $100m monkey movie.

>>213029849
>gorilla movie
Gorillas in the Nest?

>>213029922
No, Robbie Williams. I still had to google him kek

>>213025363 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rR-wqxRjIg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UYaY2Kb_PKI&pp=ygUaZ2lsbGV0dGUgYm95cyB3aWxsIGJlIGJveXM%3D

Boys will be boys

>>213027207
mostly true except for a Lexus. out of all the cars they really hold their value

>>213030487
lexus is toyota, you could buy a used camry and it'll last forever. note you should always buy a jap car, made in japan as a daily driver. don't fall for subaru being made in america or nissans made in mexico

>>213025363 (OP)
One dandy old time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djy7_TXWKIs

>>213026304
change your tampon

>>213026951
yes because GGW contradicts the false narrative that the women were exploited when in fact those women exploited themselves and loved it

>>213026951
I'm not the only one who had sleepovers where we all jacked off under our separate blankets to those commercials at like 3 AM..right...right?

>>213027028
>comments turned off
it's my hobby janice

>>213026823
I remember watching this waiting for the hotline girls commercial

>>213029800
for poo

>>213030083
every corporation on June 1st be like

>>213025473
>make your retirement my retirement
>most older americans a little wobbly
>most older americans a little jumbo

>>213026951
Supposedly some of the girls were underaged

>>213025408
Based retard

>Americans are nostalgic for and even treats commercials as culture. They even make a big event of commercials at the superbowl. "hey did you see the superbowl commercials"
It's literal jew brainwashing you sloppers, no other place on earth glorifies commercials.
It's fucking commercials!!!!

>>213031112
Get the rod out your arse

>>213031082
Imagine a timeline where society realized that 16 was old enough to fuck and lowered the age of consent everywhere along with the legal age for making porn. Instead we went with the gay feminist timeline where even early 20s females are called children now and men who date any girl under 25 are considered "creepy' borderline pedophiles now.

ORDER NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6CslpftOe4
>Ford honda chevy beemers
>I stabbed a man in 1993
What did Ray Lewis mean by this?

>>213031374
Number?

Lawyer commercials are the best
>I'm rich now. Money is secondary to me. I'm in it for vengeance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb3gPWoKZ84

>>213025575
EVEREST NIGGA

>>213031755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez4LWcDc4Gg

Just kino my shit up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHirra0ySD4

>>213025363 (OP)
why not post the one of the pretty squaw?

>>213026216
>"look at nigsie rich over 'ere!"

>>213025363 (OP)
> Seth Green, in an ad for Rally's before he became slightly famous:
https://youtu.be/KdjVZr1P7FU?si=7VYUk22DCSNhmJv6

> Fed Ex, whose original brand was fast delivery, used a fast-talker in many of their ads:
https://youtu.be/NeK5ZjtpO-M?si=VYxuLFrcMDlHT5OK

> when McDonald's came out with the Bic Mac; their first (very successful) commercial was nothing but them repeating over and over what was in the burger:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEBCV0ic6Tc

>>213025363 (OP)
>may the spirit of the buffalo roam free through your interest rate

>>213025363 (OP)
>that interest rate
How is thay even a thing...you have to be severely drunk to even consider that

>>213033570
>Yes, the money's expensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9mhlRp8DzI

>>213032972
>nose ring
>aposematism hair
>kyphosis

>>213025577
You think that's bad? I have an annuity and I need cash now.

>>213033900
That’s like $160k

>>213033900
Do people really agree to car payments that take 27 years to pay off?

>>213034105
People get desperate and stupid.

>>213034105
"people"

>>213033900
>>213026703
i live in a neighborhood of townhomes. All units are rentals. Like every other household is a family with multiple young children and a couple of luxury autos, think late model Mercedes and and F-350s. We don't have doctors or executives here. I can't fathom splurging on these car payment while not owning my own home or paying down a mortage on a proper house. But I'm a fucking loser so what do I know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

>>213025408
>You bring ICE
>They bring firewater

>>213034105
Both the seller and the buyer are going into that agreement with the full knowledge that those payments are going to slip and the car will be repossessed within a few years. They just do the song and dance because they have to.

>>213025473
>Tu casa es mi casa

>>213027103
And everyone clapped

>>213026436
>2023
>All the lines are old movies
What's iconic from the last 10 years

>>213031244
Sounds like you stubbed your pussy pretty good there.

>>213033794
i don't often learn two words from one post

>>213029106
I really would never have thought doll dippers was actually the original

https://youtu.be/_wM2c3WtDjQ
Damned government probably wouldn't let them make it today

>>213027087
>Order McDicks on the app
>Like $9
>Pay later option through Klarna

Jimmies were rustled at first but really it's just a credit card without the card.

can anyone find the early 2000s commercial for a ghetto ass pre-paid phone card called FLIP-IT?
it was so corny. i vividly remember it.