Thread 213026399

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Anonymous 7/24/2025, 12:48:42 AM No.213026399 >>213026418 >>213026428 >>213026443 >>213026456 >>213026461 >>213026464 >>213026477 >>213026581 >>213026619 >>213026852 >>213026881 >>213027025 >>213027166 >>213027380 >>213028057 >>213028138 >>213029579 >>213029663 >>213032142 >>213032188 >>213032258 >>213032280 >>213032453 >>213032556 >>213032769 >>213032792 >>213033268 >>213033617 >>213034231 >>213034727 >>213035286 >>213035288 >>213035840 >>213036413 >>213036583 >>213037046 >>213039913 >>213040017 >>213040096 >>213040554 >>213040930 >>213041669 >>213041672 >>213041874 >>213042029 >>213042779 >>213042843 >>213043109 >>213043377 >>213043741 >>213044433 >>213046341 >>213048231 >>213049486 >>213055497 >>213055745 >>213056486 >>213056852 >>213058624 >>213060256

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How do you survive this?

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 12:49:29 AM No.213026418 >>213060256

>>213026399 (OP)
you don't

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 12:49:46 AM No.213026428 >>213026745

>>213026399 (OP)
Seeing as it didn't reach the door I guess you could just stand up against the entrance. Fuck that though what an awesome scene. Killer soundtrack too.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 12:49:47 AM No.213026429 >>213026847

Leon Kennedy would have survived this in a QTE.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 12:50:20 AM No.213026443

>>213026399 (OP)
Shoot the walls. Shoot the walls

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 12:50:51 AM No.213026456

>>213026399 (OP)
cover yourself in mirrors

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 12:50:51 AM No.213026457 >>213026959

If he literally took one step back he would have been fine. Kek what a dumbass

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 12:51:05 AM No.213026461

>>213026399 (OP)
You'd have to be built different. I don't think it's really your speed, bud.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 12:51:14 AM No.213026464

>>213026399 (OP)
Are the laser emitters destructable, or do they count as part of the indestructible wall

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 12:51:52 AM No.213026477 >>213026535 >>213026848 >>213032107 >>213041926 >>213044854 >>213053070 >>213055073

>>213026399 (OP)
you accept your lord jesus christ into your heart and then your soul survives for eternity

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 12:54:51 AM No.213026535 >>213026786 >>213027886 >>213032212 >>213032287 >>213044704 >>213044854

>>213026477
This. Dear Jesus Christ Lord of Heaven and Earth in your name I pray that everyone in this thread reads The Holy Bible and submits to Christians like me.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 12:56:23 AM No.213026572

I slip the writer 50 bucks to allow me to survive this scene
absolute plebians. My strategy is the only one that would work. You're all stuck inside the box, while I, a superior being, found a way outside. Like when you leave the level in portal and find out the cake is a lie. I love Reddit.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 12:56:46 AM No.213026581 >>213026648 >>213032332 >>213032375 >>213035744 >>213043001 >>213046266

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>>213026399 (OP)

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 12:57:49 AM No.213026619

>>213026399 (OP)
Always makes me laugh that this bloke is in Eastenders

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 12:59:11 AM No.213026648

>>213026581
>french education

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:03:18 AM No.213026745 >>213027042 >>213027184 >>213039973 >>213041098

>>213026428
It only stops once it kills you. If you pressed right against the entrance it would have went all the way.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:04:46 AM No.213026786

>>213026535
*submits to Christ
Otherwise based and blessed.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:07:36 AM No.213026847 >>213027238 >>213032292 >>213037287 >>213037546 >>213039132 >>213040918 >>213041072 >>213041892 >>213048565 >>213054731 >>213055318 >>213058814

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Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:07:39 AM No.213026848

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>>213026477
checked

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:07:46 AM No.213026852

>>213026399 (OP)
I would just dive through one of the gaps. Tallcels btfo.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:09:11 AM No.213026881

>>213026399 (OP)
>How do you survive this?
I don't. I listened to the lasers, and that's what no one else did.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:12:35 AM No.213026959 >>213027075 >>213027290

>>213026457
this unironically triggers me, the lasers only shut off because they got him, you motherfucker, if he took a step back they would have still sliced him

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:15:36 AM No.213027025

>>213026399 (OP)
Shoot out the glass at the top and jump up there where there is shitloads of room

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:16:26 AM No.213027042 >>213027186

>>213026745
AI post

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:17:51 AM No.213027075

>>213026959
>muh headcanon
we'll never know for sure since he was too fckn dumb to step back tho

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:20:32 AM No.213027145

Wasn’t this a rip off of the cube? I wanna say some razor hallway was a pivotal point in the movie because it showed the cube could give you an impossible to avoid trap for the first time.

Years since I’ve seen the movies so maybe I’m wrong

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:21:09 AM No.213027166

>>213026399 (OP)
mirrored armor

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:21:52 AM No.213027184

>>213026745
And risk damaging the door? That’s just not how things are built anon

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:21:56 AM No.213027186 >>213027362

>>213027042
Meds

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:24:16 AM No.213027238 >>213028076 >>213028706 >>213029565 >>213038459 >>213040080 >>213040889

>>213026847
WTF he killed people there

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:25:51 AM No.213027290 >>213027327

>>213026959
Wrong. They deactivate the weapons system. If Colin Salmon had opted to step back one or two steps and not just stand there and say "shit" then he would have lived

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:26:53 AM No.213027327 >>213027744

>>213027290
the weapons system was deactivated because all the threats in the room were dead

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:28:03 AM No.213027362 >>213030505

>>213027186
Iz joke. Cause Red Queen. AI. She would know how far it goes. I make laugh yes?

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:28:43 AM No.213027380 >>213031113 >>213037096

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>>213026399 (OP)
Easy

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:43:21 AM No.213027744 >>213036342 >>213039969

>>213027327
Nope. The captain deactivates the weapon system and then Colin Salmon is killed just before the lasers shut off. You can watch the scene again if you don't believe me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8B-4-xdqaA

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:48:06 AM No.213027886

>>213026535
>and submits to Christians like me.
Oh yeah? What are you going to do to me next?

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:55:19 AM No.213028057

>>213026399 (OP)
simple really.

Just put your foot through one of the square holes but ensure that the rest of your body follows through the same hole.

The man in ops screencap almost had the right idea, he stepped through the hole in the laser, but he stupidly put his head and arms through different holes, causing him to be chopped up by the laser.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:56:03 AM No.213028076

>>213027238
skill issue

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:58:53 AM No.213028138

>>213026399 (OP)
I take off my jumpsuit, revealing a catsuit made of reflective fabric. I cover my head with my arms, the lasers bounce off me and destroy themselves.
I advance confidently.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 2:20:41 AM No.213028706 >>213029565

>>213027238
He just killed those civilians??

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 2:23:47 AM No.213028779 >>213031505 >>213036401 >>213042552

>he didn't do the adequate training
This is how you prepare yourself to survive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DYJXSSgW08

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 2:51:51 AM No.213029454

I'll try-ACK

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 2:55:38 AM No.213029565

>>213027238
>>213028706
there are no rules in love and war.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 2:56:10 AM No.213029579

>>213026399 (OP)
Apparently just walk five feet backwards.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 2:59:22 AM No.213029663 >>213033860

>>213026399 (OP)
Why doesn't the laser grid start with that?

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 3:33:53 AM No.213030505

>>213027362
nta but my lips kind of curled.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 4:00:55 AM No.213031081 >>213041811

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Anonymous 7/24/2025, 4:02:06 AM No.213031113 >>213060365

>>213027380
I hated this guy at first and even seeing him on the cover made me not want to watch it but dammit he grew on me.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 4:17:38 AM No.213031505 >>213036401

>>213028779
This is actually a hilarious watch

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 4:40:37 AM No.213032107 >>213032594 >>213056910

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>>213026477
Blessed dubs

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 4:41:44 AM No.213032142

>>213026399 (OP)
I'd live.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 4:43:07 AM No.213032188 >>213032249

>>213026399 (OP)
It's blue. When it turns red, You're super fucked
Also why do you guys post movies and expect everyone to know what the hell it's from

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 4:44:07 AM No.213032212

>>213026535
Amen Brother
Christ is King! -Amen

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 4:45:33 AM No.213032249

>>213032188
it's from the first resident evil movie

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 4:45:50 AM No.213032258

>>213026399 (OP)
I would just listen

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 4:46:39 AM No.213032280

>>213026399 (OP)
I had nightmares when I saw this as a kid.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 4:46:50 AM No.213032287 >>213032499

>>213026535
If jesus wanted me to be a christian he wouldn't have invented whiskey and whores.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 4:47:02 AM No.213032292

>>213026847
K I N O

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 4:48:40 AM No.213032332 >>213055438

>>213026581
Wouldn't the one lipstick laser accomplish the same thing?

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 4:49:44 AM No.213032360

i had an elaborate dream about this scene. turns out there's a control panel operated by a lady behind a one-way mirror. and one of the protagonists is a middle-aged lesbian who was in some secret gay relationship with her in the 70s when the trap was first installed (updated over time, but they kept the principle of it being manually operated as a failsafe)
anyway, that's the scene where she reveals this and the operator turns off the lasers.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 4:50:18 AM No.213032375 >>213032710 >>213040057 >>213040062 >>213040140

>>213026581
Why wouldn't this work?

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 4:53:56 AM No.213032453

>>213026399 (OP)
phase through it via quantum tunneling

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 4:55:42 AM No.213032499

>>213032287
God gave humans free will so we could drink and fuck.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 4:57:38 AM No.213032556 >>213032614 >>213032618 >>213036431 >>213040702 >>213042897

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>>213026399 (OP)
>no one's posted it.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 4:59:19 AM No.213032594

>>213032107
jesus wouldn't act that smug

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 4:59:32 AM No.213032598

i stay and accept the death elysium awaits

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 5:00:05 AM No.213032614

>>213032556
last season of prison break got too realistic for my taste

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 5:00:13 AM No.213032618

>>213032556
If I was more interested in doing things I would webm that silly Oceans Twelve scene with the french guy who dances around lasers. But I'm not that interested.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 5:03:58 AM No.213032710 >>213032781

>>213032375
photons lose energy when they collide with atoms

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 5:07:09 AM No.213032769 >>213040282

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>>213026399 (OP)
the trick is to hold your breath and then disassemble yourself into 100 equally sized meatcubes, pass through, then go back to normal

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 5:07:43 AM No.213032781 >>213032804 >>213033347

>>213032710
That's why she's using a mirror so the photons can bounce off the mirror before hitting a an atom retard

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 5:08:23 AM No.213032792

>>213026399 (OP)
Magdump the fucking walls. The emitters aren't gonna be bulletproof.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 5:08:28 AM No.213032793 >>213037227

I bet Alex Mack, protagonist of The Secret World of Alex Mack could beat it.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 5:08:49 AM No.213032804 >>213032847

>>213032781
til mirrors are atomless technology, i guess jaden smith was correct all along

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 5:10:34 AM No.213032847

>>213032804
If they were made of atoms the mirror fiends would pour out from the spaces between the atoms to invade our dimension

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 5:28:19 AM No.213033268

>>213026399 (OP)
Alice escapes it in one of the later movies.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 5:31:05 AM No.213033347 >>213033563 >>213033611 >>213033671

>>213032781
Fun fact, the photon doesn't bounce off a mirror (or anything). Its absorbed and another photon is re-emitted by the electron shell of an atom, less a tiny cost of energy.
If you've ever seen solid gold, it has that really incredible luster because the electron shell of gold is mostly empty, so it happily takes in and shoots out electrons and photons, which is what makes it such a good conductor.
Its also neat to know that gold's particular luster is caused by a quantum effect that has to do with the energy gained and lost when a photon hits a gold atom.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 5:40:29 AM No.213033563 >>213054018

>>213033347
In english, doc!

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 5:42:28 AM No.213033611

>>213033347
>gold is shiny and looks cool
Ok.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 5:42:39 AM No.213033617 >>213040262

>>213026399 (OP)
Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The Gun Kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents, while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increased lethal proficiency makes the master of the Gun Katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 5:44:41 AM No.213033671

>>213033347
>Its also neat to know that gold's particular luster is caused by a quantum effect that has to do with the energy gained and lost when a photon hits a gold atom.
explain

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 5:53:35 AM No.213033860

>>213029663
Because the malicious AI was fucking with them

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 6:10:53 AM No.213034231 >>213037654

>>213026399 (OP)
This trap is in the Romero script too. But it's high pressure jets of acid there.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 6:39:29 AM No.213034727

>>213026399 (OP)
Clearly this guy didn't watch Sonic 3 or he would've lived

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nVvJVkwgKSY&pp=ygUNc29uaWMgMyBkYW5jZQ%3D%3D

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 7:06:57 AM No.213035286

>>213026399 (OP)
Wouldn't the guy who got his had chopped off survive?

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 7:06:59 AM No.213035288

>>213026399 (OP)
Several back handsprings into a one handed cartwheel to backflip could have gotten him right out of that situation. You need momentum whilst traversing laser net hallways, and things of that nature.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 7:28:00 AM No.213035744 >>213035905 >>213054322

>>213026581
Say goodbye to Alex's ankles

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 7:32:58 AM No.213035840

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>>213026399 (OP)
Just back up

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 7:36:09 AM No.213035905 >>213039780

>>213035744
>Say goodbye to Alex's ankles
you know the show and the names, huh?

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 7:57:58 AM No.213036342

>>213027744
>Bleeps out "shit"
>Doesn't blur the dicing or how his eye "melts"
Fucking kek

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 8:01:45 AM No.213036401

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>>213028779
>>213031505
Impressive

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 8:02:30 AM No.213036413

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>>213026399 (OP)

Poor guy could never hold it together.

>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcs2En6tGRw

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 8:03:11 AM No.213036431 >>213036456

>>213032556
Sam Fisher has really fallen off these days, huh

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 8:04:18 AM No.213036456 >>213036518

>>213036431
I mean was Michael ever on top of the world? I feel like he's been second (or third/fourth/fifth/sixth) fiddle his whole career. Cause that's one way to do it.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 8:06:55 AM No.213036518

>>213036456
I don't remember a single movie he's been in where he didn't elevate them somehow with his Xth fiddle characters. I'll be legit sad when he passes.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 8:09:53 AM No.213036583

>>213026399 (OP)
Quickly bind my sliced up pieces together with twine so I don't fall apart. The laser cuts are so clean it'd be like nothing is wrong if everything stays in place. Checkmate Umbrella

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 8:32:01 AM No.213037046

>>213026399 (OP)
just stay close to the door: mirrors don't go that far

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 8:34:18 AM No.213037096 >>213060365

>>213027380
I loved this guy at first and even seeing him on the cover made me want to watch it and dammit he only grew on me.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 8:41:45 AM No.213037227

>>213032793
>turns into goo
>forces herself down your urethra
>makes your balls explode

Fatality

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 8:45:13 AM No.213037287

>>213026847
Is this supposed to be funny?

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 8:58:26 AM No.213037546

>>213026847
The only difference between this kind of actionslop from japan and india is the former is funny

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 9:05:13 AM No.213037654

>>213034231
Thats real dumb. Why not just use cheap effective fire?

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 9:10:43 AM No.213037744

Just take 2 steps back

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 9:51:50 AM No.213038459

>>213027238
He said freeze

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 10:40:01 AM No.213039132

>>213026847
Kinema

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 11:31:16 AM No.213039780

>>213035905
>Didn't watch this kino as a kid
Faggot

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 11:41:26 AM No.213039913

>>213026399 (OP)
I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 11:45:23 AM No.213039969

>>213027744
he thought it was over he didnt think the lasers would get hacked right when they did

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 11:45:43 AM No.213039973

>>213026745
There is no empirical evidence for this. Cogito ergo sum.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 11:48:28 AM No.213040017

>>213026399 (OP)
Don't be in the room at the time.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 11:50:30 AM No.213040057 >>213040140

>>213032375
Physics major and laser technician: this scene is scientifically accurate

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 11:51:05 AM No.213040062

>>213032375
Are you fucking blind nigger?

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 11:52:22 AM No.213040080

>>213027238
Zombies were driving the cars

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 11:53:10 AM No.213040096 >>213040128 >>213040321

>>213026399 (OP)
lasers are impractical if you dont stand still, also the beam radius is tiny. cover your face with a t-shirt and literally step through the beams nothing will happen

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 11:55:31 AM No.213040128

>>213040096
you can also use smoke to reduce the beams effectiveness, light up a cigarette and blow smoke

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 11:56:50 AM No.213040140 >>213042121

>>213032375
I'm a physics major and laser technician but taller than this >>213040057 guy and with a deeper voice: it is not scientifically accurate

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>>213033617

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 12:07:39 PM No.213040282

>>213032769
Read "Planetary Human"

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 12:10:40 PM No.213040321

>>213040096
>just move faster than the speed of light

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 12:27:54 PM No.213040554 >>213040576 >>213041759 >>213043001

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>>213026399 (OP)
Do a barrel roll.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 12:29:15 PM No.213040576

>>213040554
Thanks Clover

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 12:35:58 PM No.213040702

>>213032556
gas passes through lazers?

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 12:48:12 PM No.213040889

>>213027238
didn't bothered you in The Batman

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 12:50:13 PM No.213040918 >>213048351

>>213026847
do you have the Chris and another guy shooting eachother and running in cricles?

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 12:50:49 PM No.213040930

>>213026399 (OP)
From memory there was a vent above them they could've climbed over and the lasers didn't go all the way to the entrance.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:01:06 PM No.213041072 >>213041099

>>213026847
What movie?

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:02:50 PM No.213041098

>>213026745
That's not true, go watch the scene again. The hacker guy outside the room dactivated it but it still took a second for the lasers to actually turn off. The black guy could have survived if he had taken one step back, there was plenty of room.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:02:50 PM No.213041099 >>213041817

>>213041072
Boss nigger

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:04:10 PM No.213041122 >>213041820

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ezpz

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:35:12 PM No.213041669

>>213026399 (OP)
Parry just as the grid hits you

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>>213026399 (OP)
You just capoeira around it

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:41:46 PM No.213041759 >>213043001

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>>213040554
stupid clover, use your mirror

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:45:06 PM No.213041811

>>213031081
Only realistic solution.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:45:22 PM No.213041817

>>213041099
it's not on imdb

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:45:35 PM No.213041820 >>213041878

>>213041122
CATHERINE ZETA JOOOOOOOONES
SHE DIPS BENEATH LASERS

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:48:29 PM No.213041874

>>213026399 (OP)
Okay, hear me out: armor made out of car windows.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:48:47 PM No.213041878 >>213043049

>>213041820
movie?

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:49:40 PM No.213041892 >>213044326 >>213046120 >>213048424

>>213026847
When did Leon turn into fucking Dante?

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:51:15 PM No.213041926

>>213026477
Or you LARP as a Christian to fit in with the other fats and burn in hell forever.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 1:57:27 PM No.213042029

>>213026399 (OP)
I fly a plane nearby and call the FAA saying someone’s pointing lasers. They beat down the door and take the whatever or whoever away and I move in.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 2:02:22 PM No.213042121

>>213040140
>I'm have a PHD in lasernomics and also i'm a woman : it is scientifically accurate and we should use our government taxpayer money to further invest in laser technology.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 2:26:50 PM No.213042552

>>213028779
kek

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 2:40:01 PM No.213042779

>>213026399 (OP)
I wouldn't. I would listen, which is what nobody else bothered to do.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 2:43:06 PM No.213042843

>>213026399 (OP)
teleport

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 2:44:23 PM No.213042871

Paint myself blue, the blue lasers would reflect off

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 2:45:23 PM No.213042897

>>213032556

You know it's bad when even Ironside can't hide a "This is retarded" face.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 2:50:54 PM No.213043001

>>213026581
>>213040554
>>213041759
I have the sudden urge to marathon Totally Spies now

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 2:53:39 PM No.213043049

>>213041878
Entrapment if I remember correctly.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 2:56:24 PM No.213043109

>>213026399 (OP)
Throw some explosives down the laser corridor first.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 3:09:07 PM No.213043345 >>213051571 >>213052939

Seriously though why did he not try shooting the walls?

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 3:11:14 PM No.213043377

>>213026399 (OP)
get naked, take your penis out and aim for one of those holes, start screaming, "I'M GONNA RAPE YOU THIS IS RAPE RUN AWAY OR YOU GONNA BE RAPED", the little girl AI would stop to avoid sexual harrassment, probably.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 3:30:33 PM No.213043741

>>213026399 (OP)
Use the right pronouns. They identify as Non-Binary.
Xsers.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 3:59:40 PM No.213044326

>>213041892
when the first DMC came out, actually

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 4:05:13 PM No.213044433

>>213026399 (OP)
In one of the sequels, Alice survived by jumping into a ventilation shaft.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 4:18:40 PM No.213044704 >>213046159

>>213026535
Wtf, Are bots starting to get religious now?

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 4:26:02 PM No.213044854

>>213026477
>>213026535
Praise Jesus
Amen

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 4:28:04 PM No.213044893

I would turn to look at the camera and go HOLD UP HOLD UP, I DIDNT SIGN FOR THIS... NOW- lets get back to this morning...
>Informer starts playing
Yup, thats me...

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 5:11:25 PM No.213045902

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>>213041672

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 5:21:30 PM No.213046120

>>213041892
The original Re4 idea was turned into Dmc

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 5:23:28 PM No.213046159

>>213044704
based robot ecclesiarchy

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 5:27:58 PM No.213046266

>>213026581
She just turned the brown girl into a cripple.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 5:30:53 PM No.213046341

>>213026399 (OP)
If Undertale taught me anything, as long as you stand totally still you should be fine

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 6:29:19 PM No.213048145

bump

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 6:32:13 PM No.213048231

>>213026399 (OP)
MAGNETS

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 6:35:41 PM No.213048351 >>213048480 >>213048621 >>213050354 >>213055519

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>>213040918
This?

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 6:38:16 PM No.213048424

>>213041892
every 3dcg RE movie he's been in basically, they're all ridiculously over the top

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 6:39:52 PM No.213048480

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>>213048351

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 6:42:42 PM No.213048565 >>213055711

>>213026847
I don't know if that van would actually bounce and flip like that just from running over a dog.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 6:44:29 PM No.213048621

>>213048351
Spinning is a good trick

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 7:10:38 PM No.213049486

>>213026399 (OP)
Easy. I just jump over them.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 7:42:03 PM No.213050354

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>>213048351

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 8:25:37 PM No.213051571 >>213057974

>>213043345
probably bulletproof

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 8:28:54 PM No.213051672

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just do this

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 9:08:25 PM No.213052939 >>213057974

>>213043345
Ricochet retard

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 9:13:02 PM No.213053070

>>213026477

based

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 9:22:37 PM No.213053341

jam the mechanism from being able to go forward
the lasers don't spawn from nothing they are pushed by mechanical arms and gears.
reason it got them is because they had all of 5 seconds to react

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 9:46:10 PM No.213054018

>>213033563
>Takes a pencil and a porn magazine.
Ok, now let's imagine that Shanequeena, Miss July here is a black hoe.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 9:55:41 PM No.213054322

>>213035744
Haha, take that all of you feet sickos out there. No Alex feet for you now!

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 10:09:41 PM No.213054731

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>>213026847
Inspired (stolen) straight from The Matrix Reloaded

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 10:22:08 PM No.213055073

>>213026477
God Bless you, thank you for bringing him to this thread. I hope someone reads this and knows that they are loved.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 10:26:26 PM No.213055198

ant man

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 10:29:16 PM No.213055278

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGgXDo3L-84

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 10:31:11 PM No.213055318

>>213026847
>house of the dead gameplay

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 10:36:39 PM No.213055438

>>213032332
With two beams, it's twice as strong. Retard.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 10:39:02 PM No.213055497 >>213055600

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>>213026399 (OP)

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 10:40:09 PM No.213055519

>>213048351
Source of this KINO?

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 10:43:12 PM No.213055600

>>213055497
fukken saved

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 10:47:57 PM No.213055711

>>213048565
It's a big dog

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 10:49:12 PM No.213055745

>>213026399 (OP)
Why do his clothes not instantly burst off?
Like the body parts being sticky I get, but all those buckles and straps. All of it would of instantly fell off.

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 10:52:22 PM No.213055837

USE THE COCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekdGpuIS2Tw

Anonymous 7/24/2025, 11:19:29 PM No.213056486

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