Thread 213026805

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owdGcwufWK8

>War chief Ka’iana (Jason Momoa) embarks on a bloody campaign to unite the warring kingdoms of Hawaii in order to save them from the threat of colonization.

COOK THE ALI'I SOME FUCKING HAOLES, BITCH

idk this looks like a generic action movie in the 2010s, i thought jason momoa was a big action star now but i guess not

Polynesian pride is so gay

>>213026805 (OP)
hmm will watch

>Make a TV show about Polynesian history
>Not based Hongi Hika.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hongi_Hika
Why?

Will Auli'i be in it?

>>213026869
>i thought jason momoa was a big action star now
What made you think that?

>>213026805 (OP)
>Hawaii in order to save them from the threat of colonization

He lost

>>213026930
>one maori tribe gets firearms
>proceeds to go on an island-wide chimpout thats only stopped when other tribes start buying firearms too

Who would win, Braven or Chief of War?

>>213026805 (OP)
I wish we’d stop giving attention and respect to these violent retarded cannibal savages.

>>213026991
They had not unlocked the power of the meth pipe at that point in time.

>>213027003
More importantly, he basically tricked the Europeans into giving him as many guns as humanly possible, even went to the UK and LARPed like he totally loved Britian to get more weapons, then like you said, returned to New Zealand and chimped out to the point this occured.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musket_Wars

>>213026805 (OP)
spoiler: they lose.

>>213026805 (OP)
>bloody campaign
>to save them from the threat of colonization
Leftists are so fucking funny holy shit

>>213027009
>Braven
Someone else actually watched that? I think Chief would win even though I'd be rooting for Braven.

>>213027009
>>213027256
Yeah, Braven was carried by his boomer dad and even his wife of all people.

>>213026805 (OP)
>heroic anticolonialism fighter eats some people and fucks babies to save them from repressive and evil western values such as “cannibalism is bad” and “don’t fuck that child”

>>213027293
Yeah he was more of an everyman put in a bad situation. This chief guy is an actual warrior.

>>213026950
Gee I don't know retard, seeing how he is action star water man in a billion dollar movie, he is action man character in dune and coming back for part 3. He is action faggot man in fast and furious 10. He will be action man lobo in Supergirl. Yeah what makes me think that you retarded dumbass

>>213026869
You know how celebrities used to go to Japan to shoot weird ads just for the money? That's what these apple tv shows are now. Just a quick payday for making a thing most people will ever see

>>213027606
ngl I forgot about all of those. Sorry.

>>213026805 (OP)
>Zack Snyder's Moana
Looks fine, goona give a chance.

>>213026805 (OP)
if i was the president i would severly cut all tourism to hawaii and turn it into a clean calm nature reserve, the natives could stay but would have to follow some rules that i wont elaborate on here. i hate over indulgent tourism, cruises, mega resorts and so on. all excess aberrations of the boomer generation. hawaii is beautiful and is being ruined by it. now do i think its better under native rule? no because they probably just chanted and made tiki dresses before being discovered. i think its main purpose should be as a nature reserve as well as a useful location for geologists and others to visit and study. a small tourism industry with a few low footprint resorts could stay around so the natives can have jobs, a military base too.

>>213028668
I wouldn't vote for you.

Why does Apple need a Chief of War position? Do they have a private army or something?

>>213028769
>he doesnt know about the corporate mercenary proxy wars that have been going on for decades

>>213028668
Nice thinking, starve those island injuns out of money disguised as nature preservation

>>213028747
thats fine. then again voting doesnt really matter and even if i was president i probably wouldnt be able to do shit

>>213026805 (OP)
>white people bad
>brow savages good

>>213028827
i dont think the natives benefit from the tourism. aren't they all unemployed and angry about tourists?

>>213028834
I've never been there before so I can't have you ruining my future vacations. There should be a bullet train instead so people don't have to fly or take cruise ships to get there.

>>213028903
well i think its a good place to visit but its just in a stage of excess and gluttony right now. like all things really. it needs to be scaled back and managed effectively so people can still visit and see the beauty, but without new resorts and homes (for boomers from mainland USA) sprawling into every corner of the island. thankfully theres a volcano that wipes out these new developments every now and then.

>>213028902
It's easier to blame white people for everything.

>>213028909
All the anti colonialism stuff popping up lately mostly stems from faux self determination, which conveniently exempts the whites from having a native land of their own. Though even anti imperalists in america will say "go back to europe" and then you say "well why does europe except africans?" and they say "cus of colonialism, its payback" which reveals the true nature behind the anti-colonialist narrative. Its not about self determination, but revenge.

>>213026805 (OP)

>Watch brown people invade and destroy your country

>now watch brown people for 90 minutes at the movies as your “entertainment”

JFC, when will the nightmare end

>>213028902
Natives will just fish and hunt all the axis deer that are considered pests and are encouraged by the state to be hunted. The only people that will starve of the island are yuppies, transplants, city slickers, tourists, soft baby faggots that never had to catch their food. At that point you should offer your anus for sex=food

>>213028940
>thankfully theres a volcano that wipes out these new developments every now and then.
That's interesting. I was just on some native american land and they have forest fires that essentially do the same thing. The hotel I was going to stay at burnt down. I was doing the math for this tour I took and these natives are pulling in $11 million a year on the low end. Do Hawaiians have any sort of monopoly on their land like the mainland natives do? They could make a killing if they were able to leverage their heritage like that.

>>213026805 (OP)
Seems like a cool dude.

>>213026930
Momoa is incredibly annoying but that aside imagine how fucking wild Zealandia must have been back before the flooding? We all know these Polynesian mfers are big and I wonder if it's because they had to fight giant fucking dinosaurs every day

>>213029422
>soft baby faggots that never had to catch their food
That includes 90% of the natives. They aren't the salt of the earth types that hollywood likes to portray them as.

>>213028812
sounds like a better concept for a tv show than whatever this shit is.

>>213029513
they opt to be moved island to island via an affordable homestead program for natives. separated from their ancestral land that gets swept up by adverse possession (no one pays the taxes, squatters rights) so it’s a whole free for all where the natives get pushed out some way.

>>213029727
The 10% often care for the rest. Transplants & haoles are given a plane ticket home. Imagine despising where you come from so hard you need to be a pest in someone else’s backyard

>>213030024
>Imagine despising where you come from so hard you need to be a pest in someone else’s backyard
I say the same thing every day but people call me racist.

>>213029748
Yeah I would watch that.

>>213030024
>Transplants & haoles are given a plane ticket home.
Okay, hear me out, no.

>>213026805 (OP)
looks worse than that show with him being a blind warrior

We finally get more history kino and all you incels cry about is white genocide jfc

>>213026805 (OP)
>Couldn't lock down "Warchief"
>settle for "Chief of War"
kek

>>213029228
>I have no agency and can't change the channel
You's a bitch

Kamehameha conquerors the islands and lets the white man in. I just saved you guys a subscription and your time.