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If The Odyssey is as bad as many people on here suspect it will be, it's going to prompt a critical reassessment of all his work. He's Taika Waititi 2.0 waiting to happen.

hes the modern day kubrick

>>213029142 (OP)
he's chopped as fuck lol the odyssey will be absolute dogshit

I thought Tenet was so bad even his hardcore fans would hate him for it, and he kept going. He's bulletproof at this point.

>>213029142 (OP)
Great thread anon

You can't really make a movie version of The Odyssey, in order to adapt it to the format of a movie you are going to end up chopping and mashing it so much that it will be an expression of the writer and director's vision more than the actual Odyssey.
And this is Christopher Nolan so it's going to express what it's like to create a pretentious, bloated, and obvious version of The Odyssey. And nobody else ever wanted that.

>>213029142 (OP)
the fuck do you mean a critical reassessment? what do you think baneposting is

>>213029142 (OP)
It’s going to be worse

>>213029462
To be fair people supported Oppenheimer because it was Cillian Murphy’s time

Nolan has had a bulletproof career and Tenet only failed because of COVID because if not for that, people would've eaten it up. But he picked, easily, the last project he should tackle with his sensibilities. It's a disaster waiting to happen.

>>213029462
even his hardcore fans don't like tenet, they just pretend it doesn't exist

>>213029142 (OP)
>science nerd doing a movie about myths, fantasy and magic
who the fuck asked for this? this is such a left turn from his usual shtick that i just can't believe he'll make it work.

>>213029660
We already have a musical that's going to end up doing it better anyway

>>213029142 (OP)
>Casts elly "the tranny" page
It's ogre

>>213029142 (OP)
As an adaptation of the Odyssey it's going to be genuinely horrific but as a Christopher Nolan spectacle fantasy movie vaguely related to the Odyssey it might not be so bad.

Has Nolan even done any actual Fantasy before this?

too big to fail and i'm not even indian

>>213029142 (OP)
If the dark shite rises didnt sink him nothing will

I swear 4chan is the only place on the internet that sees how fucking retarded and 60iq all his movies are.

>>213029660
I mean the tag line is "Defy The Gods" which is already antithetical of The Odyssey.

>>213029142 (OP)
anyone who pays to see trannyvision is a traitor to the United States.

>>213029142 (OP)
The Odyssey isn't a 2 h movie lmao

>>213029142 (OP)
>If it's as bad as people on here suspect it will be
/tv/ has shit taste, it's never been right about anything

>>213029216
PTA is modern Kubrick. Nolan is modern day Ridley Scott

>>213029142 (OP)
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The story development + ensemble (unless ppl like Zendaya are cut to a minimum only glamor shots) will expose him the most. did you see he threw that cave shot (great location scouting) and the dialogue scene in a cave as if lit with a candle? plebs eat up the visuals.

>>213029142 (OP)
Instead of getting a job and building a life, you've spent your years getting yourself addicted to obsessing over the meta of social media and the trends of opinions held by the retards that use it. And you're probably a sub-6ft manlet too. Kill yourself.

>>213034435
Projecting lunatic.

>>213032114
>I swear 4chan is the only place on the internet that sees how fucking retarded and 60iq all his movies are.

Nolan is the stupid moviegoer's idea of a smart director. Remember how everybody's mind was blown by Inception, despite its few interesting ideas being painfully spelled out in obnoxious detail? And it then basically doing magic and mumbo-jumbo with everything else. Like, it implies that all of humanity shares a collective unconscious, which is bonkers, but it just plunks that down on you and keeps moving on to show more Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

>>213029142 (OP)
Sure. He's going to release a huge and TERRIBLE movie that everyone will laugh at.

You fucking wish. Nothing could possibly lead you to sincerely believe this will happen though.

>>213029462
Who didn't like TeneT? It was awesome I thought.

>>213030362
Yep, the Academy sure loves that kid. And they hate Nolan.

lol

>>213034562
Yes, he's such a retard because I can't keep up with his fertile mind. Must be a real hack.

>>213035072
That's not what he thinks. Are you retarded? You misunderstood.

>>213035138
How do mirrors work if our eyes aren't real?

>>213035153
I don't know, my penis is very tiny.

I refuse to believe people can be confused by something so dumb. Not to mention that the elementary school-level explanation is a google search away.

>>213029142 (OP)
>If The Odyssey is as bad as many people on here suspect it will be

It will be. I love The Odyssey as a timeless masterpiece of Western literature, which is why I'll never watch this nolanslop trash.

>>213029142 (OP)
It's going to be kino, seethe

>>213029216
LOL, no. Don't insult Kubrick like that. Nolan is the King of midwits pretending to be geniuses.

>>213032114
interstellar was good but that's largely thanks to Kip Thorne, Hoyte van Hoytema and Hans Zimmer, and anyone shitting on it just cause it has nolans name in it is a midwit bordering on fucking retarded

>>213035356
Kubrick is a fraud who attracted midwits before Nolan.

I can't even imagine Nolan writing/directing characters who aren't extremely modern people with modern sensibilities, this is a really bad choice of film for him

>>213035305
It's weird that this foundational text of western literature is just now getting all these adaptions (The Return, Nolan's movie etc...). There was the 1997 tv movie but then basically nothing after that

>>213036979
the 2000's had a lot of historical epics, probably just that having a resurgence because nostalgia

OK, so how does the mirror reflect something that it can't "see"? There's no path for the photons bouncing off the object to reach the mirror.

>movie has Zendaya and Tom Holland

I thought this was just a meme. Is Nolan retarded?

>>213029216
I really don’t get the praise for Nolan. Maybe it’s because he’s one of the few competent directors in a collapsing industry. He can make a good movie, not great, not a masterpiece, but good. Hans Zimmers scores elevate his movies but it’s all an illusion, at the end of the day his movies are still just “good” at best.