Now that the dust has settled, what the fuck was Sams problem?
harland hates him so sam just acted in accordance
>>213030141 (OP)Sam is an egomaniacal sociopath who felt like Harland was playing a joke on him so he freaked out
>>213030141 (OP)the first clip was legendary and the second a death rattle. guy got the perfect second chance and blew it. all he has is autistic fishtank fans who simp over barely average bpd whores. you can smell some of these girls through the screen, and yet people give them money. the og MDE audience have left and been replaced with the lowest of the low. the exact people sam would have made fun of, if they didn't pay his bills. I'm just waiting for the 2 hour documentary about jet doping some of these psycho broads
Harland acts like a goofball for his comedy but apparently in real life hes actually pretty bad ass. He wasnt gunna let some nobody like Sam big dog him
The fundamental problems was that Sam Hyde can't do improv comedy. Think about any time he's actually been funny: it's always him reading off a sheet of paper or doing a skit. Nothing wrong with that; some comics are good improvisers and others are good with written material.
But in this case, Sam had no choice gut to do improv comedy to fit the rhythm of Harland's show, and he just couldn't do it. I think he hadn't seen the show and thought that there would be a more traditional mix of comedy with serious moments/politics talk, which Sam is good at making off-the-cuff "shock" comments about which is always good for a few laughs. But instead Harland always keeps his show focused on pure silliness improv comedy. Sam just doesn't have that skill set so he was faced with either looking like a lame guest or trying to change the energy, and he chose to gorilla out.
>>213030141 (OP)>edgy oh so above it comedian can't take bantzfishtanktrannies on suicide watch
He's a bonobo guy. They fuck each other in the ass.
>>213032049>bantsit wasn't even that
harland was just repeating the things sam said and throwing it back at him
sam couldn't handle or even understand harland's comedy judo and freaked the fuck out and made himself into a complete fucking fool in front of his "friends" and his audience
>>213032049>Sam canโt banter, Harlandโs a real comedianHarland wasnโt actually funny though. Like maybe if he was being funny Sam would look stupid, but he was just making thinly veiled attacks.
>>213030141 (OP)>buckbroken by some boomer I never even heard of before the whole debacleKWAB6
>>213030141 (OP)he's a narcissistic grifter going through a midlife crisis preying on virgins and weirdos because actual grown-ups see through him like cellophan foil. it's countdown till christian grift
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>>213033793>countdownHe's already doing it kek.
I'm going to chose my words very carefully here...Sam Hyde is just not very funny and the funniest MDE content are the skits that Sam had little to do with.
Sam and MDE was and never will be funny, his entire humour is pure unfiltered edgy millennial humour, basically the right wing equivalent of sรตyboy reddit humour.
>>213030141 (OP)Couldn't handle the gentle banter that 2 comedians should be able to engage in. Was really fucking weird that he brought 5 people to a podcast
>>213030480He's a Canadian, how bad ass can he possibly be?
>>213031029You know it was clear shit was fucked in the first 10 minutes. Harland was setting him up for improvisational banter back and forth, even when it looked like the podcast was going downhill Harland kept giving him lowballs.
>Are you Jewish Sam?>Uh yeah>Since when?>Uh since yesterday>Okay>I'm n-not actually Jewish I'm normal...If I was shit talking with someone it probably would have gone like this
>Are you Jewish anon?>Oh yeah, can't you tell by the nose?>Since when?>Yesterday actually. That circumcision was a bitch but the Rabbi gave good head
>>213034013The funniest Sam has ever been was that one little rant he did about debt and even then because he told it in a funny voice
>Awww geez bro
>>213033504>h-harland wasn't f-funny thoughCope, little brown fishtanktranny
>>213034181Shut up nigger, tired of your dumb ass buzzwords shitting up every thread
>Nonsensical comedian invited on to another nonsensical comedians podcast and gets schooled in nonsensical comedy
Sam got KWAB'd
>>213033826>I think there's this core of joyful, exuberant life forcehe can't be talking about his content
>>213034214fishtanktrannies have been shitting up this board since ages though im happy mods for one weren't fags and started deleting your spam threads
>>213030141 (OP)Sam is a guy who spends his time playing video games, surfing the internet, and masturbating four times a day just like the rest of us. WTF do people want to hear when they ask him questions about his personal life?
>>213034225I don't know what you're talking about.
>>213031029>get a skil- ACK
>>213034242idk why you think "fishtanktrannies" like sam. All they do is flame him and jet in their threads when they're not smiling over insufferable e-girls.
>>213034264nothing screams joy like a bunch of attention whores puking for the amusement of a white slaver with rape allegations
>>213030141 (OP)Guy that is only popular on here because he says the funny nigger word who is the adult version of that one friend who confused being an obnoxious destructive asshole with being funny, who was being an obnoxious destructive asshole in an attempt at edgy and transgressive humor.
Also his skits arent funny and the people who huff his farts are weirdly pretentious, with a lot of them trying to say there's something deep and meaningful in "banal situation with something inappropriate happening to make things awkward."
>>213034439Fucking seriously, he's basically non-jew ari shaffir, where instead of drugging people without their knowledge he breaks people's shit.
>hey let's call alcohol "da brown" and keep saying it over and over again LOL
>h-he's the ghost of kyiv KEK
>you know what would be really funny? sucking a 10 inch dildo and puking all over for 3 entire minutes LMAO
>grrr i hate faggots and trannies but you know what would be extremely kekable my good sir? if we kiss naked and you spit in my mouth!! no homo tho since, you know, im kind of christian
who tf finds this funny?
>>213034439I don't think he has any of his original fans from before World Peace. These fish tank fags are a new breed of zoomer retards.
>>213030178โฆthe โavoiding the Marky Questionโ competition.
>>213034079Harland is married and his wife is pretty. Sam on the other hand is a single 40 year old who solicits trannies.
>>213033504>attacksthey were jokes, faggot, you have the same PUA brainworms about being "alpha" that Sam does
>>213034439>his skits arent funny and the people who huff his farts are weirdly pretentiousthey really are one of the most pretentious fans i've seen, rick and morty tier and they write like literal bots.
>>213034907You just donโt know enough to realize they were attacks, thatโs what veiled means.
>>213034529>schizos invent allegations>you HAVE to respond to themor how about no? lmao
>>213035020name some things you find funny
>>213034439It's the equivalent of loser artsy people thinking retarded art/retarded performance art is high society and deep. Except the people who think that about Sam's stuff are genuine fat retarded walmart shopper trash whenever they post pictures of themselves online. They think mediocre unfunny shit like "Moms" is brilliant and it's almost like a mob thing where they're all too ashamed to just admit his stuff is mediocre trash trying to come off as deep.
It's mostly just crap attempting to visually mind rape you with overstimulation, which I guess Sam thinks is just amazing stuff.
>>213035065what was harland bringing up to attack sam?
>>213030141 (OP)Sam's going to be fine financially and MDE will keep creating content.
But this just seals him never getting on Rogan, going from 99% "no" to 100% "no".
>>213035140aww shit, saved
>>213031029I basically agree but he was good at riffing on Matan's pod.
>>213035266Samโs brother was dragged in to a gorillas nest and viciously raped
>>213035065>attacksIt was the most harmless shit ever. I'd hardly even call it banter.
>>213034013Though not usually LOL funny, I find a lot of older MDE content entertaining though.
>>213035271yeah, Joe has never had crazy people on that are known for unpredictable behavior
>>213035323flipping his desk and wrasslin with him was harmless as well
>>213035385I'm talking about Harland's behavior.
>>213030141 (OP)Harland made Sam look like iDubbz. he even did the mindbroken "wah wah please let me in on the joke" bullshit that iDubbz did
>>213030141 (OP)Harland made some jokes at Sam's expense poking fun at his alpha male persona and the gorilla nest comment was the twig that broke the gorillas back and baby sammy FREAKED!
>>213035020>rick and morty tierThey're cunningsaars that aim for beauty, of course.
>>213034079eh cuts down trees and fights meese and bear and doesnt afriad of anything
>>213035230>They think mediocre unfunny shit like "Moms" is brilliantLike Ari Shaffir.
>>213034013love when people use this image so I can immediately discard them from my brain
I am the puppet master, usually, on this situations
>>213035435ah, the word "banter" has been getting used a ton by the Harland glazers. my mistake
he couldn't handle the banter, simple as
>>213031029He can't talk to a guy and make jokes? That's something everyone at any blue collar job can do for fucks sake. Every single person on harland podcast was able to laugh at themselves or throw some jokes back at him. Sam goes on about jews and indians with nothing funny or enlightening behind it. Dude fuck jews is not really edgy in 2025 either Hasan does it better than sam at this point.
I rewatched his ecstasy of rental cars or whatever clips the other day and Sam's vibe is very different now. He's quite surly and less playful, he seems less able to improvise in a fun way now. He uses his physical size as part of the joke more now and it comes across as mean spirited.
Sams the new trump. Just hope the marky tapes aren't released before he comes president.
he has not finished his gorilla nest
>>213030141 (OP)>"I'm a KAYJEW."Serendipity, orโ
Only 2 things required to get what's happening. #1 is that Harland isn't insane/drugged he's just in character when talking to what he considers enemies in the wiggers. Maintaining a TRT cycle at his age and eating correctly, working out, managing his finances isn't something a crazy person would manage.
#2 is just watching how Harland interacts with comedians he doesn't seek to destroy. There's none of the deliberate trampling over every joke his enemy makes like he did with the wiggers, and the basically direct insults with no veil of comedy.
Shills who hit the threads hard for MDE for some reason couldn't even admit that Harland attacked MDE for political reasons. It's the most obvious thing, he was calling Sam a nahtzee peedofile who grifts by pretending to care about political BS. Starting with Harland calling out Sam's denial of his own jewish heritage, and Sam getting utterly destroyed by Harland's pre-planned, practiced Koi fish defense.
>>213036056It just seems like they didn't get each other and Sam took offense to that. I guess I could believe your theory because it doesn't seem crazy for Harland to have done his research.
>>213036147Marky was a RIPE and TIGHT little piece - Harland Williams
I can't say for sure that the "raped" comment was from research but weirdly enough Sam mentioned way back that he has chronic nightmares about big men raping him and he can't escape or wake up in time. He wondered if it was normal to have such specific dreams IIRC. (he was sucking on "big purple" and banging trannies around the same time)
If Harland's team knew about that they really found everything humanly possible on him, maybe had an OG fan on payroll.
>>213036056Harland is a zion don supporter of course he hates a liberal icon like Sam
>>213036283Honestly what has me second guessing more than anything is why anybody would even give enough of a shit to actually fuck with Sam these days.
If Harland is actually trolling guys like Sam, David Lucas and Joe Rogan deliberately then he's doing a pretty good job of making it seem like he's just having his fun and his targets are sperging out for no reason.
>>213036421>Honestly what has me second guessing more than anything is why anybody would even give enough of a shit to actually fuck with Sam these days.there's a market for it
>>213030141 (OP)>Now that the desk has settledyou had one job op.
>get really high.
>Watching the prom sketch.
>All those weird camera angles and colors.
>Goofy fade in fade outs.
>The really high part is kicking in.
>Realize who likes Sam's comedy the most.
Its Indians and Hispanics, Sam's camera work is that of a Spanish Soap Opera or a Indian Soap Opera.
This is exactly how they look, sound and feel!
>>213038219So Sam Hyde makes entertainment for elderly brown people?
>you look like you got raped
>choir boys (?)
>christianity digs
>the hat (be a good human)
>making fun of alphamales (gorilla nest)
>TIGHT AND RIPE
>sitting in sams chair
Sam could not handle the bantz and went gorilla mode
MDEfans are saying it was a planned bit lol if you look at Nick's face you can see thats not the case. Who would expect Harland Williams to be the one to btfo Sam Hyde this hard? But to be fair, Sam hasn't been funny ever since he started this tryhard political guru shit.
>>213035065>he thinks his Edaddy is big or relevant enough for Harland to study him
>Sam Hyde
Always been an unfunny fat fuck.
>>213030141 (OP)He's entertaining.
this meme had me fucking rolling
>>213035362Sam is a cowardly little cuck, he's be too afraid of Joe choking him out live to do anything unpredictable. He's just sit there like a faggot like he did on the Bradley Martin and Mayhem Miller podcasts.
>>213038367My god he did it, the mad man actually did it.
He knew the future was elderly brown people, Sam's going to be held as a genius by the time most of us are 50.
any fishtank bros getting flashbacks?
sammy really needs to control his roid rage he's spazzing out like a gorilla whose nest is not properly made
>>213033504funny = subtle, and that's what harland was. perhaps not funny to a 'kitsch' sensibility, (let's say), like yours, but heaps clever. of course what's funniest is the blow-out, so he did his job remarkably well at making sameth funny again, but only some very shrewd dredging could have done that. the power of the scorpion (williams has a stellium in that sign, same sign as hyde-ecker jnr. has MANIAC). the sign of sex by the way. there was a gorilla in that room
>>213036283>maybe had an OG fan on payroll.Blonde producer chick *said* she was a fan.
>>213038219Loud is funny. Slut-Simp-Spic Tank and BDSM Fear Factor finales are the end result. "Aim for beauty, artist gays.:
>>213030178This.
Okay for real, why is there an insane contingent of mentally ill people obsessed with sam hyde on /tv/? It's blatant and exhausting. Not organic.
caution... very femi ine energy post above
I'm watching episode 6 now.
As the MDE oldhead with the greatest knowledge of pre-WP MDE I think I can definitively and conclusively declare that after the horrible miscarriage (ironic) that is Extreme Peace, that MDE is dead. Officially and forever.
There's no fucking way enough people think this shit is worth discussing 24/7. These threads are botted to shit.
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>greatest knowledge mde fan
may God have mercy on ya. ur mum is kewl
>>213038956Sam pays Indians to come on here and discuss the trivial Harland episode to derail discussions about how shit EP is.
>>213038939Update: a third Daddy Dom segment has hit the towers. I repeat, a third daddy dom has hit the towers...
what the fuck are you doing sam?
>>213038976If god had any mercy he would have killed me the moment sweet Don Jolly was expelled, the moment MDE lost its way forever.
>>213038952>will never die!>*dies*
>>213039004Unceremoniously as well. That's maybe the worst part, just watching it fade into artistic irrelevance, fishslop and podcast appearances...
>>213030410>the first clip was legendaryit really wasn't
you get a few laughs in the beginning when they list all the wacky shit they wanna do to ian and then they execute 0 of them, fucking waste of my 2 hours
>>213035362Joe refuses to acknowledge him, as proven by the last protect our parks episode. Also bad move putting all of that swastika shit in the last episode of extreme peace after comedian and friend of Joe, Ari Shaffir defended him and wanted him on Joe's show.
>Nick goes into a hyperviolent rant about wanting to beat up a "geeky" terrible standup comedian
>"Well if you're threatening to mop the floors with me ya need to remember you won't be able to get into the corners!"
jesus christ
Sam got Gorilla Nested
Charls self sucked
And Nick got comedy mogged
>>213039101Not to mention that it was the moment nuMDE won forever. I remember a time when MDE was better than the rest of the slop around it. In that moment Sam gave in and sold out.
Anybody the gofile for the last 3 episodes?
>>213039124pictured on the left: the world's most knowledgable mde oldhead
>>213039134it's a micro of a macro man... sam pathologically hates his fanbase. the content cop was his little bro and he clapped him for clout. mercy mercy
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>Okay, so you're fuckin' retarded huh, you learn how to pay some bills watching cartoons, Daffy Duck as a sailor, peeling potatoes.
>>213031029What are you talking about remember when Sam said "I'm a goy. Do you know what a goy is?"
That's peak comedy right there
>>213039124Nick couldn't even look him in the eye in the end, what a fucking loser.
>>213030141 (OP)Textbook sociopath.
>>213030141 (OP)>diablo ii seating posture
I love watching the breakdowns of the harland podcast, everyone is going bit by bit to analyze the kino
it was like tekken tag or the dbz fight game... harland had the ghost of norm hovering over one shoulder and sam had, i duno some malaysian lookin feller
>>213039252Then he said "Jewish Question" like he expected raucous laughter at the mere phrase.
Seems like something he'd yell at his fishtank contestants for doing.
>>213039291The funniest part was when Sam legitimately thought Harland was Jewish. He couldn't comprehend why a fellow goy would think he's a massive scumbag who deserves to be humiliated.
>this concludes extreme peace
>1 minute of fucking ads for shitty t-shirts
>but wait, there's still a huge chunk left on the episode timeline
>4 fucking minutes of worlds top daddy dom b-roll
............................
Sam does look pretty raped these days 2bh it was a valid question
>>213030480He's OG he's been in the comedy business for a long time. To him Sam is a fraud.
>>213030141 (OP)He has a small tally whacker.
>>213030141 (OP)What could Sam realistically have done to save face once the podcast reached its boiling point? In hindsight crashing out was probably the better option compared to suffering another 40 minutes of humiliation
>>213030410Jet and Ben are definitely playing with fire I heard they got a chick addicted to oxycodone and Xanax
>HOW DARE YOU TO CALL ME A JEW?! IM 13,16223% ARYAN ! MY ANCESTRY IS FROM ITALY, GERMANY, IRELAND, UKRAINE, RUSSIA, INDIA, CHINA, AFRICA AND ANTARCTICA! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>*angry gorilla sounds flipping a table*
>>213035020It honestly felt like the limo skit was making fun of Charls.
>you were never prom king, you were a weird schizo video game addict, let's put you in the situation and watch you randomThe only meaning I could gleam was "alcohol is bad, being drunk looks funny"
>>213039568Let Nick take over. Take a deeper breath. Just start talking about something heโs passion about, anything he cares and is knowledgeable about. Prompt Nick or Chuck regarding a topic they care about or were talking passionately about earlier.
Like โhey chuck, tell Harland about the mud flood.โ
>>213039568At least by bringing back the table and not trying to push Harland to the ground like an absolute fucking pub drunk irish apeshit he is
This isn't Dublin, you island nigger
>>213031029yea but didn't you watch the cope cast with Charls everyone was hung over and got no sleep for some reason (???)
>>213039636don't kid yourself
>Like โhey chuck, tell Harland about the mud flood.โcue Harland making unfunny low hanging fruit retard comments and jokes relating to poop because "mud flood"
>yeah I had a mudflood in my pants when I ate some bad indian haha>mudflood is funny sounding, almost like wudnud, you sure you're not an ewok? wudnud! mudflood wudnud! you like ewoks, sam?
>>213039316>this concludes extreme peaceThey could've at least made a cool graphic for that. It looked so cheap, like they did it last minute with Adobe premiere.
>>213039571Honestly that instinct would make fishtank a fun show if they weren't such fuckups.
Nobody wants to hear about played out conspiracy memes from 2018 like tartarian mudflood man
>>213039700Yeah itโs perfect.
>>213039583that's how it really is
Look up the sketches in one of them Charles plays a family man who nails a roof and listens to his ugly Hindu wife trashing him
Then Nick comes along and says, "Get a divorce, buddy."
Nick plays a worn off comedian/show host where he constantly goes out of character and is on the verge of leaving the project. Because they look like freaks who just trash themselves on camera
It really looks this fucking depressing. They are all over 40 and they act like punks at an abandoned construction site.
>>213039700>say trashy shit - get trashy jokes in responseYou reap what you sow
>>213039316This is it, mde is not getting another shot after this.
100% joe watched harland episode with sam. its over for the gorilla nester
>>213039568let charls and nick talk, just a little bit maybe. divert attention, cool off, come up with funny replies etc.
>>213039709Episode 5 felt more like a season finale. The ending was insane and the musical performance and edit was well done. The season ending with Nick saying his wifeโs pussy was dried up then smoking a cigarette was pretty anticlimactic. All under heaven was great, but still
IM A 13TH GENERATION AMERICAN
IM PART IRISH,PART GERMAN, PART ENGLISH
KNEEL BEFORE ME
>this is unironically what the comedian sam hyde came up with on the spot
>>213039571They ended season 4 3 weeks early and sent all the fish home except for the 2 girls, which both went to New York with jet for 4th of July weekend. One of them is an Asian highschool girl. She posted a story of herself wearing Jetโs shorts. Not even kidding. As you can imagine, chat was in a state.
>>213039962he's gonna go to jail lmao
not necessarily for that but if he's doing that he's doing other things
>>213033826>There's a thousand things day to day that makes it so that this reality is obscured, but it's there. [...] there are moments in the comedy where you're like, you're just, you have to cry from laughing.i don't read this as a grift. it's edifying
praying for a joyful, exuberant HYDE
>>213033504The problem is Sam is still obsessed with race politics. He kept trying to shoehorn the JQ into the podcast completely unwarranted. The intro to the season of finale of extreme peace featured an animation of a giant swasitka with audio of Hitler speaking laid over a techno beat. Itโs all just so cringe at this point. I just want to enjoy something without politics being involved. Itโs infected everything.
>>213034135you should take over, sam is past his prime if he has ever had one
MDE-niggers don't understand how humour works
Or how to build jokes or sketches
Or how to act on funny podcasts
It's always a game like a pin-pong with the audience/host/guests etc
And there must be punchlines in jokes etc
it's just painful to watch how unprofessional they are
>>213034013Charles and erick genuinely make me laugh, but I agree Sam and even nick arenโt that funny. It seems most of nickโs bits are 4th wall breaks and torturing Craigslist actors which I donโt find funny. World peace was good because of the compact nature of the episodes and Andy Ruseโs unique sensibility. The Sam black face break up sketch just doesnโt hit as hard when itโs unedited and stretched to like 10 minutes
>>213040082Itโs really frustrating when they end a sketch in the middle of a premise without resolving it. Feels like a waste of time when thereโs no real pay off. Itโs a shame because a lot of the concepts had potentially.
>Wait are you jewish? Get the fuck out of here
>>213039935that's peak comedy dude you wouldn't get it
I NEEED TO KNOOOW HAR LAND!!!!
ARE. YOU. REALLY. JEW. ISH?
>>213039935The best part is, when you look at the comments on the most recent harland podcast, a few of them state how "that dude last week was a weird creepy guy."
lel.
>>213040298man like every other comment is about "gorilla nest"
>>213039935uhh yeah cunnilingus county has it rough lately with the uhhh internment camps and uhhh i dunno
>>213040458>potato pancake tits! Say something, say anything! >uhhhโฆim just listeningโฆI donโt really have anything to sayโฆ>WELL SAY SOMETHING!>im uhhโฆIโm a war d-daddyโฆ
>>213040458>LE CONCENTRATION CAMPS DID YOU GET IT?is every comedy bit should be about this shit, Sam?
>>213040503God that flip kid was so fucking gay. I could not stand looking at him. Why does insist on putting these faggots in the limelight?
Reminder that sam hyde made his rightoid audience watch gay porn to own the leftists
>>213040542idk
why didn't he bring up the whole fucking fishtank set there?
we can't even see charls or schulz
Sam Hyde must apologise for making fishtank.
I can believe Sam finally discovered another type of cheese he likes
so why didn't he use the twigs, MDEbros?
>>213040931an ego the size of a planet but no talent to back it
or traumatic memories of being bullied in school and an oath of "NEVER EVER AGAIN"
pick your favorite
>orders off the kids menu
>>213040953i think it was just h-hangover, right bros?
>>213040968>time to use extreme peace to practice my stand-up routine>proceeds to talk at actress for 5-6 minutes straight>>213040976allegedly sam doesn't drink, so that was simply his natural sunny demeanor
>>213039583>The only meaning I could gleam was "alcohol is bad, being drunk looks funny"It is a loser that feels like he deserves attention from the cool kids winning prom king and then immediately folding under pressure, a guy literally sucking his own dick on stage for all to see with the punchline of "that kid's going places" it's like some absurd daydream.
If there's a message anywhere it is poking fun at losers with delusions of grandeur
>>213040202>IS THIS GONNA JUST BE NONSENSE???
>>213041032>Oh good we're finally getting to that>all plugs get edited out
>>213040996>>213041003Yeah seed oils and alcohol a le bad, kids
You know what's also bad?
Trashing the whole fucking set on somebody's podcast while bombing hard like a spoiled unfunny freak you are
>>213041020even the most delusional Indian Sam hater doesn't believe this
>>213041020Idubbz is an irrelevance who should never have appeared in an MDE video.
>>213041179That one was one of my favorites.
>>213030141 (OP)Sam Hyde is a fucking fag and I challenge him to a fight
>>213040376yeah sam's bit is memorable
>>213036283Who the fuck dreams about that shit apart from fags? I like the sketches and think nick is genuinely funny but that's some gay shit
>>213041241and what a bit, it was epic
>>213041241>OI WUZ ROIPED >BY HEAT LAMPS
He built the gorilla nest out of harlands desk you tards.
ALASKA IS THE RAPE CAPITAL
BECAUSE OF ALL THE INDIANS
AHAHAHAHA
>>213041241it was all going so well until sam FUCKED it up AGAIN
that's how show business works. when you make your own independent show on your own independent network the calls come pouring in wanting to pick you back up
>>213041349WE WERE SO CLOSE, SCHULTZ
>>213040038stuff like the JQ is mainstream now
>>213039316there was like 1 episode worth of good material spread across all 6 episodes
oh well at least the interstitials were the best they've ever been
>>213041349You aren't wrong. Imagine being his age and being a spergy faghot that could jeopardize all the effort and hard work by your mates. Roidheaded faggot
>>213041430They were good, but I miss the intermission pieces I could pause and read the text off of
I wonder who wrote those that sam drove off during and after WP
>>213041430They are most definitely not the "best they've ever been", most are just lazy biting of online ceramics.
>>213034264Why do people sign up for this?
Literally who are these people?
Someone should shopped this memeto look like Sam is Adolf (with a balding patch) and all the generals are his MDE crew
>>213041506why don't you give it a shot rankesh?
>>213041480go outside and look around
>>213041523I am a 13th generation American.
>>213041529Yeah nobody around here looks like any of those mutants
>>213041552that's because they are all on the set of Extreme Peace now
>>213041293He was raped under that desk.
so how many guys here had footballs railed at them full-speed by guys like Nick in highschool?
>>213030178sam went bananas
>>213041692The gorilla guys, ironically, can't see the forest for the trees...
This is going to be Joe Bernstein 2.0, the nerdy Jew who gets them cancelled the second time, this time incited by Nick who had to run his mouth, instead of Sam running his mouth.
IT WAS GOOD lol sorry guys leaving the discord we are cooked
>>213030178Sam was raped by heat lamps hired by Peter Thiel. On purpose.
>>213041799Doesn't this prove that Peter thiel is not involved since it's all falling apart?
>>213042081He's not some Uber competent superman.
>so it was the last episode?
>is it finally over?
>c-can I start selling cars again now?
>>213040082>And there must be punchlines in jokesno there doesn't. just be funny.
>>213042081What makes you say that?
Isn't he some blood sucking techbro?
What does that have to do with sketch comedy?
>>213042206>just say JEWS and RAPE all the time and it will work fine
>>213042119This. Peter Thiel spent a lot of money trying to fix the NY art scene (aka "Dimes Square"/Chinatown https://www.artnews.com/art-news/news/j-d-vance-dimes-square-the-art-world-new-right-conservatism-1234716130/ ) to culturally match his views (Sam and his cronies went there to shill his mondo megashits) and so far he has failed to make a significant dent.
Much like George Soros though it doesn't mean he doesn't continually try. Dude has a lot of money to throw around and Sam is a natural parasite. I can't think of another "tech billionaire" that Sam would be referring to when he talked about courting one for funding on PGL.
As for Extreme Peace and it's 1 million+ angel investor, Im not sure that's Thiel, I think it's probably a very, very stupid superfan that himself lucked into crypto and felt he "owed" it to Sam because Sam mentioned it in his early content and he might have heard about it from him.
>>213034135>muh witty retortsYou're like a boomer talkshow guest. Just flip a table you boring retard.
>>213042174>please God let it be all just a bad dream
>>213030410>the og MDE audience have left>t. meI miss the Williamsburg street fashion days and New Bedford Street Heat
"member kids if you can't be funny just flip the table"
flipping the table was funny
lots of gorilla nesters in here
I hope whatever was on harlands desk that shattered was expensive
>>213042174Looks like he's thinking of something funny to say but is too hungover to come up with anything
>>213042367he can't because he is too embarrassed
because Nick will start burping into the microphone again
World peace 2 is an embarrasment. I went in with 0 expectaions and was still disapointed.
>>213042367oh well there's always next time
>>213042439I'm glad they didn't title it as world peace 2
so as not to associate that EXTREME poor written shitfest as it's continuation
I hope they officially disband
it's the right thing to do
>>213030178This. His career is doing better than ever. Just you wait.
>>213042630they should try to go their separate ways
i mean Nick and Charls might have a potential (maybe make a duo without Sam)
>>213042798They had a talent show sketch where nick tears into an open mic guy for no reason whatsoever. The whole tangent came off as very mean spirited if not creepy considering how violent nick got with his words.
>>213042789I think nick and charls are screwed because they signed contracts with Sam. Who knows how deep they're in it with him.
>>213042957he was a cringe geek
he deserved it
>>213043009Yeah that's true, but nick should know better to not just go off on a guy like that.
>>213043067he didn't go hard enough
anyone got a link for ep 6?
charls was not in ep6 at all, wonder why
also, why the fuck does almost every sketch feel like WP sketch new game plus edition? are they capable of only a set of template sketches? the dinner thing is obviously the peanut arbuckle thing but dragged for 4x longer
>>213043324Charls rejoined the crew only recently
lots of it was probably filmed before he was even there
I wrote a letter to Adult Swim that Sam made a shitty knockoff in attempt to capitalize on the legacy of World Peace
>>213042280You wouldn't last 2 seconds working with actual men
>>213043458I heard that if you sue Sam you get a free pipe bomb
>>213043527Someday Sam is gonna get in big trouble for one of these jokes.
>>213043458doing god's work
we're gonna figure out if we post this thread one more time. it's been over a week but ONE.... MORE... THREAD!
>>213043724Itโs all me talking to myself idiot
And yes
mde died but gorilla nest lives
three-piece with erick as the new bald schizo and ruze directing
>>213043471Oh yeah, can't you tell by the nose lol gottem!
The thing that Nick brought up that I haven't seen refuted is that they're already cancelled in Hollywood so no amount of insulting other comedians or bombed interviews is going to open any doors for them. They're independently producing all their content because they're blacklisted for not being jewish or at least shabbos.
Acting like this "ruined" Sam's career is not true-it's been ruined for years now.
>>213038494You also said that India would be a superpower by 2020
>>213044894that's not it at all
the only thing worse then making jew jokes is starting your own network with your own content and doing it successfully
screaming heil hitler and goose stepping through the cartoon network offices would've been more forgivable
>>213030480>just takes it up the asshole yes, what an og so based!
he handled it so skillfully just sitting there and nervously smiling
>>213035020 Perfect example
>self driving car and metaphor of lifeNo, faggot, they didnt cast anyone as the limo driver for the skit because they didnt need one, and theyre just riffing.
There is no deeper meaning behind the skit other than than the premise, which you can practically perfectly imagine the pitch for
>its a senior prom, bunch of people in a limo, and guys like "yo Im getting my dick sucked tonight," and then his girl's like "pfft, Im not sucking your dick," and then hes like "well if you dont someone else is gonna, but by the end of the night Im gettin' my dick sucked!" And then at the end its just him sucking his own dick.
>>213034079>i play hockey
>>213040082to be fair professionalism and real off the cuff comedy are diametrically opposed
>>213030178Sam won the biggest monkey in the jungle award
>>213034135i can only imagine how insufferably unfunny and annoying IRL
I will never forget how Harlan took Sam's unfunny asian dickwarmer and made him eat out of the palm of his hand, laugh at his jokes, and actively interrupt Sam when he's trying to say shit. It felt like watching a guy fuck his friend's girlfriend.
>>213044894Joe Rogan basically had his hand on the phone ready to invite them on because of how hard Shane shilled them to him. This was the nail in the coffin.
>>213035618what banter? it's just subversive indirect insults until somone gets sick of it and the other guy "wins" followed by lying to eachother's faces and fake friend pretending
it's all utterly fucking obnoxious
I find this a very interesting development though that he was able to trash his studio and get away with it because of the way this game of limbo works
>>213030141 (OP)In hindsight the Idubbbz gaslight was simultaneously too little and not enough.
>>213044894It's not about being cancelled, it's about looking pathetic in front of your fans. When your entire appeal is being the e-daddy of a bunch of dysgenic internet mutants, being emasculated on a podcast is about the worst thing that can happen to you.
>>213044894>Acting like this "ruined" Sam's career is not true-it's been ruined for years now.true, there is no "career" to speak of
>>213044894Yeah, it has nothing to do with them being unfunny hacks and everyday it becomes more obvious
>>213045281The whole crew has gone full Fox Grapes over it
>HAHA AS IF WE WERE EVER GOING TO BE ON ROGAN>you were>HAHA AS IF WE EVEN WANTED TO GO ON ROGAN
>>213045281do you have a single fact to back this up?
>>213045188shut up, trotsky
There are rules by which comedy works, based on the success of real comedians.
>>213045353the fact that they even cared about getting on rogan is even more embarassing.
>MDE-fags are still on damage control mode
>>213045423I'm wondering if this will lead to Damiel being dropped from Sam's entourage, because this nigga dropped the ball hard
>>213045423>gets used and turned on Sam, leading him to seethe and crack his whip on Nick insteadKWAB
>>213045438Facts is facts, they could have advertised their show to millions of people, instead they got laughed at on the PuppyDog Pals Podcast.
The Hahlan Hahweh claims another victim
>>213045459the crew itself is on full damage control, charls trying to adress the drama was so fucking embarassing i couldn't believe it, you could practically see the ACOG scope view sam was staring at charls and hayden through.
>>213045423this guy is a liability
>>213045385https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ6bp4dMfII&t=33s
>>213045538this proves that Joe knows who Sam is.
it doesn't prove that he was considering having him on
it doesn't prove that he decided against it as a result of the harland thing
for all we know they already recorded a podcast and it's pending release
>>213045534No anon, we need the dysgenic phillipino because he's actually really based and not a gay dork at all! Sam has bullied far better for less, giving Damiel "the pass" is fucking embarassing, same goes for Jet and the rest of his wigger army
>>213045585okay, Sam HAHAHAHA
>hey Shane its Sam, uhhhh, been a while, just checkin in again to see if you wanna be on the podcast, I called a few months ago and it went straight to voicemail so maybe somethings wrong with your phone haha, KILL THE JEWS, HAHA, call me back!
>>213045585Yeah Joe Rogan would never have on a COMEDIAN who SHANE GILLIS and ARI SHAFFIR are constantly saying is the funniest guy ever. It would be very out of pocket for the JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE PODCAST.
>Jay Dyer thought the Catholic priest rape joke was funny
>Sam the non christian and his lostboy non Christian stoner audience took offense because.....right wing politics or something
>>213045283Is this the new /pol/sperg cope
>hey buddy? is your refrigerator running? well ya better go catch it ;)>OH MY GOD YOU SUBVERSIVE JEW. YOU JEWS ARE ALWAYS SUBVERTING ME WITH YOUR HUMILIATION RITUALS. REFRIGERATORS CANNOT RUN AND ONLY JEWISH SATAN WORSHIPPERS WISH THEY COULD. BECAUSE ALL JEWS ARE SATAN WORSHIPPERS WHO WANT TO MAKE EVERYTHING UNNATURAL >uh okay pal
>>213045705I don't think it was the "joke" itself. it was just clear at that point he intended to antagonize Sam
A lot of you need to head over to r/redpillwomen and do your homework.
>>213045705Sam was raped thoughbeit
>>213045763Was he? He looks like he has
>>213045728lol continue being a lying obnoxious utterly distasteful human with garbage taste and no spine and think you're winning
faggot cuck literally got his studio trashed and if he tries to do anything about it he will be seen as the "loser" utter comedy
>>213034824>>213035140Didn't she have nudes out there?
>>213045728>speaking of rape, I was roller skating late at night in my Lululemon's when a white van rolled up>YOU WERE PRACTICING FOR RAPE>WAS IT JEW RAPE>WAS IT JEWS>RAPE RAPE RAPEthe way Sam and co stomp all over the joke pisses me off
>>2130458152 days ago you said it was just a funny bit, what happened big guy?
>>213045483>>213045534what damiel do wrong? I think hes actually pretty funny.
>>213038607>funny = subtle, and that's what harland wasHarland's brand of humor is about as subtle as a brick hammer.
>>213045873I'm not a alpha v beta guy, but he just stands behind Harland and delivers bomb after bomb. He tries to shift the convo into prison rape and then he calls himself a "wardaday" but does it with the natty 0 charisma roll. Harland eventually tells him to "Grab some Fritos and fuck off to Florida" which causes everyone to laugh like Hyenas while Damiel licks his wounds and pouts for the remainder of the podcast
>>213042354It was Hide's mixtape he tried to push on Harland.
>>213045859there's nothing more funny than reality the ultimate bit
>>213045928isnt that his shtick, he was also being a quiet indian dude when he was with sam during madan or whatever his name is. I think "real" damiel would be him being his wigger self that he actually is and thought probably be 10x when talking to harlan.
that mini show he did is pretty funny, pretending to be a FOB Filipino. wish him the best after hearing him on Ben andChris's Podcast
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>>213045656>are constantly saying is the funniest guy everso funny that some old fart d-list comedian ( who was always just a warm up for real comedians) trash out Sam's entire career in one podcast
effortlessly
and mostly it was Sam's own work
What future do these people have?
I mean even Charls did it better on this podcast and he is just a funny schizo
we didn't even see him
How more pathetic/retarded/straight up paranoid can you be when you burp into microphone to silence your own fucking crew who wants to save your own fucking face or at least save this podcast?
What do you do?
NO IM GONNA GO FULL APESHIT CUZ IT'S MY COMEDY SCHTICK
NOT PLAYING YOUR GAMES HARLAND
Violence is so funny, right dudes?
and then when it failed they tell us MDE is not about humour.
Then what is it about?
absolute dumpster fire
>>213045749Sam needs to go to r/heatlamps and study the enemy.
>>213045817Sam recorded her illegally having sex, yeah unfortunately Markyโs been through the wringer of shit a teenage girl should never go through
>>213045135It's satirizing our hedonistic consumer culture and how young adults take it for granted as the norm despite having no life experience. To be fair to truly "get" MDE you need a very high IQ as well as an almost encyclopaedic grasp of the history of media and culture.
>>213045749just look at his clothes
>Are you gay Sam?if i was Harland this would be my nex question
i never liked that shit in WP where they dressed up in their absolutely over the top fancy costumes and make up
i mean it's not what made WP fun -this ridiculousness could be achieved even if they all wear sport suits
It's about having fun, which they don't, you can clearly see they just don't like what they are doing in EP
>>213046393>It's satirizing our hedonistic consumer cultureSam
>you need a very high IQ as well as an almost encyclopaedic grasp of the history of media and culture.Shut The Fuck Up
you fucking Trotskie
they must've moved the school....
Humour (even Satire)
should be always easy
>>213046530>Shut The Fuck UpThere will always be true artists out there like Sam challenging dogmatic authoritarians like you.
>>189270704https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHZneOidj9A
>>213045423Sam fucking sucks at his job and using Dameil like a stupid unfunny prop is proof. FFS someone in MDE tell Sam no or you're all gonna have to back to your old jobs. Its probably already too late.