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Anonymous No.213031699 >>213031811 >>213033316 >>213034438 >>213034658 >>213034677
itt: boomer erotica
Anonymous No.213031731
I wouldn't have imagined anything. I would've listened to her. And that's what no one did
Anonymous No.213031749 >>213031852
Anonymous No.213031763
This scene was unironically sexy as fuck, and every chud on /tv/ who makes fun of it has likely not tasted pussy in the last calendar year.
Anonymous No.213031811
>>213031699 (OP)
is this supposed to be sexy? ee gads!
Anonymous No.213031852 >>213031881 >>213031890
>>213031749
How dare you
Anonymous No.213031881 >>213031925
>>213031852
> her doing to this to the tip of your cock right before youre about to bust
Anonymous No.213031890 >>213031925
>>213031852
>How dare you
how dare YOU
Anonymous No.213031925
>>213031881
>>213031890
>mudshark coalburner
pass
Anonymous No.213033098
Anonymous No.213033239
Jamie lee curtis was hot as fuck in A Fish Called Wanda
Anonymous No.213033316
>>213031699 (OP)
Imagine... being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it
Anonymous No.213034397
crazy learning the JLC in reality is a form of hermaphrodite and thats why shes so goddamn unattractive
Anonymous No.213034438 >>213034475
>>213031699 (OP)
She's right, I can't tell which one is the tranny
Anonymous No.213034475
>>213034438
trick question, it's all three of them
Anonymous No.213034658
>>213031699 (OP)
>Imagine
Anonymous No.213034677
>>213031699 (OP)
Face like a horse