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>>213033564 (OP)
I need to re-watch Frankenhooker, it's been a long time.

>>213033658
>I need to re-watch Frankenhooker
See that you DO

>>213033564 (OP)
Would it be necrophilia or rape? I mean she's technically dead right

>>213033811
>Would it be necrophilia or rape?
Why not both?

bleh

is unfriended meant to be watched on a laptop?

>>213033564 (OP)
NEED A DATE?

>>213034006
Yeah.

>>213034006
You have been unfriended by: D. LYNCH

>>213033962
It was a mistake to use a J in the spelling instead of a Y or an I
Distracting.

>>213033962
>what if Dracula's granddaughter were an art hoe

Ok. where do I start?

M3gan!

>>213034299
First, you're gonna want to visit a brothel and size up the women there.
Next, your gonna need some crack.

First for Elvira

>>213034441
Elboobra

>>213034326
not /hor/

>tfw no Ms. Hyde gf

>>213034547
Sean Young starred in a Jekyll n Hyde? Hmmm I'll check it out.
She looks smoking there, one of my all time dames.

>>213034299
torso or head

>>213034617
The movie sucks, but she looks hot as hell in it.

>>213034617
If you're a fellow armpit hair chad check her out on Letterman.

>>213034299
unzip dick

>>213033564 (OP)
>>213034062
I can fix her

>>213034764
Calm down

>>213035058
All she needs is a few adjustments

>>213034547
Funny she was in this since everyone slandered her as a bipolar nut.

>>213034143
I'm sorry Mr Lynch I just want to adhere to the artistic vision :(

I saw a 1 minute clip of Dune 2 and it was sooo weak lol. Stupid twink zoomer leading a million men and that mutt kek

Just put on Killer’s Delight

>>213035647
That's not a horror movie

>>213035122
I want to kiss her.

>>213036178
It has monsters in it

>>213036178
It is like Tremors but sci-fi

>>213035103

Is there any popular movie/series that you just have no interest in watching no matter how many people talk about it and are fans of it?

>>213036472
I felt that way about Scream but then I finally caved and ended up really enjoying all of them.

>>213036472
Those blacked horror movies that make every top 10 list. Get Out. Nope etc.
I wasnt into Twin Peaks s1. I am willing to watch the rest when I feel like it.

>>213036472
no. sometimes i'll give a movie multiple chances in the hopes that i was missing something and everybody else was right. i can't help it, i'm a sheep.

>>213036517
did you watch Candyman

>>213036576
The new one? No. Obviously not. lmfao. Did you?

I went to the movies to see Together today. every time I enter the theater I see the same unsold M3GAN popcorn buckets and I'm reminded that it bombed.

>>213036623
I meant the original

>movie comes on in background
>this cinematography looks really good, what is this?
>is Black Sabbath
I guess I haven't seen this

>>213036472
I could think of a lot. I've never watched The Walking Dead.

>>213036623
He obviously did. He is already getting defensive.

>>213036861
I've never seen Stranger Things, or Wednesday, or most modern "horror" shows that were popular.

VOTE FOR WHAT YOU ARE EXCITED FOR HORROR OR OTHERWISE (minus superhero films)

AUG ONWARDS!
https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AzpxEgN

(New poll) --- (7/23/25)
Choose up to 100.

Thanks.

>>213036861
First episode is kino

>>213034299
>Ok. where do I start?

Halloween 1, 2 & 4

Jaws 1 & 2

Alien & Aliens

Predator 1 & 2 + PredatorS

>>213034326
m'threegan

>>213034434
SUPERcrack

>>213034547

>>213036472
the rest of the A Quiet Place series. I despised the first one even if I thought the silence element was interesting. Shitty cgi monsters, stupid tropes, insulting plot devices. Fuck that bootlicker John Krasinski too.

>>213036663
Rate it? Lots of hype about it but it smells of The Substance.

>>213037150
What about Bird Box? I thought it was way better

>>213036719
I watched it last night. First story is passable (not my favorite anthology trope) but the 2nd and 3rd story are great

>>213037213
I didn't think much of it but did not hate it. Also disliked Arcadian as well but at least that had Nic Cage in it for 2 minutes.

>>213033564 (OP)
Remake Frankenhooker starring Snood. Once she gets to her "I don't want to be seen to be a teen star any more" phase.

>>213037333
>Frankensnood
Emma Myers' head with Jenna Ortega's ass and Sydney Sweeney's boobs

>mia goth was accused of intentionally kicking an extra in the head during filming

>>213037430
god i wish that were me

>>213037333
>this pic
deal

>>213036472
I'm probably never going to see the Conjuring series/Annabelle.
I like James Wan, Saw, nothing against ghost movies or whatever it is, I just am not going to watch these movies.

>>213036909
I voted, good to see my Return to Silent Hill heads are out there.

>>213037572
why? bust a nut as soon as you see Vera Farmiga?

>>213037660
I feel like they're of a time and a place in horror that simply eludes me. I missed out on it and it cannot be revisited any time soon.

>>213037734
mysterious but valid

>>213036472
I'm eager for some good new horror but I have absolutely zero interest in any of this garbage. Hated The Substance and Nosferatu. Lasted 20 minutes into Longlegs, an hour into Heretic. It all sucks.

>>213037843
Didn't like Terrifier 3? Exhuma?

>>213037660
This.

>>213037890
didnt watch exhuma, i dont like the terrifier clown

>>213037914
What kind of films do you like? Gritty 70s stuff or what.

>>213037890
Terrifier 3 sucked ass, just like 2
>>213037914
Exhuma is good

>>213036472
franchises,
paranormal activity. ... nope, never.
human centipede, shit no
terrifier, garbage no.

martyrs. Serbian film, lol fuck no

>>213037936
>DARKNESS, IMPRISONING ME

>>213037843
modern movies are such fucking trash bro.
not just horror. comedy too. just fucking trash.

>>213037939
I caught the last part of Human Centipede 3 on tv one time and honestly thought it was some kind of genius art film. I keep forgetting to watch the series, wasn't interested before that.

>>213037930
original Dawn of the Dead is my favorite, I like all kind of stuff, I just find lately that 9/10 of the "best" horror movies each year don't do anything for me

>>213037995
they might be good but they sound so gross.
why was the last part of human centipede 3 so good???

>>213038011
Yeah fear enough. I still find films I enjoy but I also agree most modern films are trash and I can throw a stone at an older film I haven't seen and it'll be enjoyable.

>>213036187
She still looks damned good at 59

>>213038034
This was gross too. It was just surreal like I was watching a David Lynch film or something.

>>213038079
this is what frankenhookers look like irl

>>213038034
>why was the last part of human centipede 3 so good???
I haven't seen it but I imagine a movie like that, a sequel to a ridiculous movie that happened to go viral, they just let the director do whatever. Low enough budget, guaranteed profit from brand recognition, they don't care if it comes out retarded or kino. In this case, I guess it came out as that twilight zone between the two.

>The Undertone follows the host of an ‘all-things-creepy’ podcast who moves into her dying mother’s house to be her primary caregiver. When she receives audio recordings of a young pregnant couple experiencing paranormal noises, she realizes the woman’s story mirrors her own.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlgQ8jz6NIU

>A young boy’s night terrors become reality when his mother begins showing signs of demonic possession. What he’s about to experience will haunt him for the rest of his life and claim countless lives across generations.
>Saban Films releases the unrated demonic horror movie in theaters on September 12, 2025.

>>213037169
I didn't really have any expectations but it was surprisingly nice
not so much scary as it is unsettling
haven't seen the substance so I can't compare it to that
3.5-4/5

I love this movie, filmed 40 years after the original by the man himself. It's not great but it's super comfy

>>213038147
I doubt I'm ever gonna watch this but at least the lead actress is a qt.

>>213038246
I prob will, I like the "mysterious sounds in recordings" type films though

>>213038228
>filmed 40 years after the original by the man himself.
Reminds me of Embodiment of Evil, the last of the Coffin Joe trilogy, released 41 years after the 2nd film, and surprisingly very good (also his final movie before he died)

>>213038283
ive gotta add the original to my backlog, still havent seen it after all these years

>>213038177
Looks kinda gay

>>213038489
He's the only Brazilian horror director I've ever heard of, but I confidently consider him the best. The first 3 + Embodiment of Evil are great. although inbetween The Strange World of Coffin Joe and Embodiment of Evil is a lot of off-the-rails experimental stuff that only those into weird 70s genre film stuff will be into

>>213037015
kek'd

>>213038623
Me hitchhonking to and from /hor/

>>213033564 (OP)
Goldie Hawn from Death Becomes her

>>213033564 (OP)

>>213037901
granny.jpg

I wouldn't call Maxxxine bad... it was fine. But it's House of the Devil Part II. Ti West keeps trying to make a subdued film and landing in boring.

>>213039178
I hate Ti West I think he's dumb but I loved maxxxine

>>213039351
I just think he's hit or miss, I liked The Innkeepers a lot. Pearl was the best of the three to me.

>>213038893
>granny.jpg

>>213039412
pearl was nice.
maxxxine is my favorite.
x was fucking awful

>>213039178
Does the giraffe kiss Goth in this? I can't see myself watching it otherwise.

>>213039824
sadly no

If Sinners isn't your favorite horror movie (and possibly favorite movie) of 2025, you are simply racist. No excuses.

>>213039942

>>213036472
didn't like Don't Breathe so haven't seen the sequel even though it was apparently a big film

I JUST WANTED TO PARTY!

>>213040019
The sequel is from what I have heard total dog shit.

>>213038692
>He's the only Brazilian horror director I've ever heard of
Rodrigo Aragão is okay.

>>213033721

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtmgfgYPBiAAustralian soijack horror completeley eviscerated by Chud Explains. I didn't like the movie already based on the
>le ugly ass kid = horror
lazy shit and the idiotic ending with the diversity points """Australian""".

>>213040461
>how to beat
>40 minutes
I thought this was a meme. who watches this shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMP42SoWajQ

>>213040532
the same people who posts like a retarded bot

>>213039942

>>213040532
I had his channel blocked on YouTube for years until I accidentally watched one of his videos on one of my 12 alt Google accounts. It feels like listening to a buddy who nitpicks horror movies too much. Makes me feel like I have friends (I don't have any).

>>213039649
she would have made such a great president

Why do people with an "encyclopedic" knowledge of horror always seem to suck at writing and directing horror movies?
Dudes like Nick Garris and Eli Roth

>>213040977
Rob Zombie

>>213040977
films are hard to make. there's a million details involved and any of them can go wrong. budget is the one that fucks most directors. most good films are a magic concoction where knowledge is only half the battle.

>>213040977
>Argento copying 1940s US cinema and nobody spotting him
>Williamson and Craven making movies about encyclopedic knowledge of horror
>Shawn of the Dead being shown to you as a slideshow because the references are so dense
I think you need to go deeper

>>213040822
>she would have made such a great president
Agreed. President Farmiga has a nice ring to it plus she would've blown Putin off the map within five minutes of that war.

>>213041448
what a doll, she looks like jill valentine come to life or something

this is my m3gan 2 idea if it was still horror (or a more serious action thriller like aliens)
>despite the events of the previous film, the company mass produces m3gan dolls due to the high demand
>they miscalculated their audience bigly as m3gan actually appeals most to single men between 30-50 due to the cost
>an entrepreneur buys a dozen m3gans to start an android brothel, taking advantage of the fact that prostitution laws only apply for humans
>on opening night, one particular android is seen by innumerable men
>all the spunk in her holes causes a short circuit, resulting in the behavioral limiter chip to malfunction
>m3gan kills everyone in the brothel before taking her murder rampage to the streets
>she targets men due to the trauma inflicted on her in the brothel
>after chasing one particular man down, she gets a good look and realizes it's an ftm tranny
>m3gan: "oh I'm sorry, I thought you were a man. you can go."
>this tranny (Elliot page), is enraged by the body dysmorphia brought on by this rejection
>the tranny is the protagonist and spends the rest of the movie hunting down terf m3gan
thoughts? I think this would be a big hit

>>213040977
>>213041285
the difference is people who care about film as an art form vs junkies who just consoom their favorite genre fiction

>>213034441
one of us

>>213041535

>>213040039
kino?

>>213042165
Starts out as the worst movie you've ever seen and gradually becomes budgetkino

>>213042263
forgot image

I've noticed there's about 8-12 regulars here who do keep the essence of /hor/ alive. But why is it that the threads get dramatically better literally the second Oct 1 rolls around?

Are there lurkers that don't post until actual spooky season? Do oldfags come back? Or is it just the season brings out the best in /hor/ naturally?

This general used to die by Christmas every year so it's commendable that we've actually had it going year round. But in terms of quality what is that makes things so much better for those 31 days? That there's more traffic and the schizofags get ignored more?

gimme Soda from Starship Troopers 2

>>213042431
>why is it that the threads get dramatically better literally the second Oct 1 rolls around?
My girlfriend starts posting around Oct 1, that's why

>>213042431
Movies made in the spirit of Halloween are usually better because it's about fun and games, not just horror.
There shouldn't be a /hor/ during December at all, you trifling w/hor/es need to respect our Lord and savior and take a break from your edgy ways and join in the Christmas movie threads and make recommendations and watch holiday movies.
Anyways, aside from the identityfags and spammers who are so monotonous you know who they all are, there is no reason for anyone to stay in these threads or on /tv/ consistently.
This is a true hobby board.
You want to watch some movies or television, you want recommendations, you go and maybe you make a thread about a type of movie you want to see, or saying something about one you watched. You want to watch some horror films? Scroll through one /hor/ thread and pick and choose recs you think might be for you or just posters that look good, if you watchlist or write down 5% of the recs of one thread, you'll have dozens or hundreds of hours of watching to do at some point.
Even if you don't work, once you watch more than three movies in a given day it starts to be moreof a chore and you absorb less and less.
So even if you are posting and not just reading through for recs, there's no reason to be here constantly.

>>213033564 (OP)
Finally watched Bring Her Back. Actually good movie. Way better than Talk To Me, and I'm not just saying that because I'm racist. I wanted to protect the funny eyed asian little sister so bad. Just like that old webm of the cerebral palsy girl making pancakes. Do I have a savior complex? Anyone else feel this way?

>>213042613
Look, I'm not outright disagreeing with you anon, but you didn't answer a single goddamn question that I asked.

>>213042827
Your questions weren't good
>why is it that the threads get dramatically better literally the second Oct 1 rolls around?
see previous post
>Are there lurkers that don't post until actual spooky season?
Maybe doesn't matter see previous post
>Do oldfags come back?
No, oldfags hate generals
>Or is it just the season brings out the best in /hor/ naturally?
No, see previous post
>But in terms of quality what is that makes things so much better for those 31 days?
see previous post
>That there's more traffic and the schizofags get ignored more?
No, see previous post

>>213042932
see, was that so hard sweaty?

>>213042613
Holiday movies can be /hor/

>>213042932
Lol, check out this self-proclaiming newfaggot over here! Hahaha LURK MOAR hahaha

>>213043070
>>213043103
You guys make poor quality posts
>>213043097
They can also be posted in the Christ Mass movies recommendation thread: Love Of Jesus Christ Edition

>>213043097
This entire scene is kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78sWq2JCauU

>>213043164
>posts an offtopic blogpost
>seethes when asked to use (You)s properly
>constantly damage controlling after calling himself a newfag
>is just generally mad
Also, just FYI (for your information) /hor/ is probably one of the oldest generals still active on this godforsaken board. I would know because, despite your whinging, I live here.

>>213042431
>Are there lurkers that don't post until actual spooky season? Do oldfags come back? Or is it just the season brings out the best in /hor/ naturally?
I believe it's a combination of all three.
>That there's more traffic and the schizofags get ignored more?
More posters just make threads fly by quicker and the schizos actually multiply during October because everyone's posting here, from the regulars to the seasonals to the schizos and everyone inbetween.

>>213042613
>There shouldn't be a /hor/ during December at all
You couldn't be more wrong. Horror is naturally at peak popularity during October but it's still a year-round thing for most of the regulars, myself included. There are also horror films that take place during Christmas, Valentine's Day, Thanksgiving, etc proving it's never been exclusive to the season.

>>213043298
You know, I had never watched black christmas with original audio (my country only ever airs it dubbed) and I was surprised to see how fucking drunk and drugged she was the whole movie.

>>213037843
The First Omen looks like shit but it's actually pretty good, save for the mid-credits scene. Also Smile 2 was much better than I had anticipated.

>>213043244
The post answered the root question you were actually asking. You were postulating about why the threads are better in October, I told you without responding individually to your theories phrased as questions. You can be a smarmy bitch about it, but you're still wrong.
>>213043298
You can take a month off from a general about horror films, you won't die. In fact, it would improve the quality of the threads each January because some spammers would shrivel up and die without attention in the meantime.

>>213043244
This board is a newfag board, generals are a cancerfag thing, and you are a cancerfag larper.

>>213043350
I liked Jess/Hussey but Barb was easily the best character from Black Christmas. I love how she hammed it up.

>>213042672
>Actually good movie
Retarded consumer NPC.

>>213044141
consumer npc meets contrarian AI

>>213041535
>>213041947
I can already visualize the scene where M3GAN encounters Ellen Page
>M3GAN strangles a man in broad daylight and notices someone in a masculine haircut and 2000s skater boy outfit sprinting away
>After a short pursuit, M3GAN corners the soon-to-be victim in an alley
>Viewers watch from M3GAN's perspective as she finally gets a closer look and analyzes their bone structure
>Ellen Page cries out, "Please, no!" and M3GAN analyzes the vocal recording as well
>M3GAN completes her analysis and apologizes for her mistake
>Ellen contorts her face in a show of masculine rage as she imagines a man would, then cries softly after M3GAN has left

Someone in my family left me an inheritance
I have no idea what it is, but I’ll find out this Saturday

But man, this is starting to sound very familiar...

>>213044906
don't worry, as long as you're a goth girl with big boobs, you'll just live out Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

>>213033658
it's sooo padded. It's not as good as I remember it. The hooker explosion and when Frankenhooker is in the movie are the only good parts.

looks like the In Search of Darkness peeps are working on a slasher documentary
5 hours of deep cuts, or so they say

>>213046319
no Dave Weiner no buy

>>213040461
ok, nazi

>>213042527
>Starship Troopers 2
That movie was so fucking bad lol

How was this received, again? Looks like t's coming out in 5 days.

Was he right?

>>213047320
> Looks like t's coming out in 5 days.
It is???

>>213046319
meh

>>213047406
>>213047320
nigga it was in theaters like two months ago, everyone already saw it. its decent, 7/10, not as good as first but better than second.

>>213047466
The second copied Snyder's Dawn of the Dead's homework by having a banger opening scene and having everything after that be complete ass.

>I.Know.What.You.Did.Last.Summer.2025.1080p.HDCAM.x264-SyncUP
>I.Know.What.You.Did.Last.Summer.2025.1080p.TS.EN-RGB
I love how fast people get camrips up. Of course, they're always garbage with Indian scam casino sites plastered throughout. Just posting for people that can't wait until it hits streaming.

>>213047320
someone post the alpha zombie thirst sluts

>>213047598
>Snyder's Dawn of the Dead'
eughh, thanks for reminding me that exists...

>>213047598
counterpoint: Imogen Poots is a cute

>>213047803
*poots*

>>213038283
>>213038692
Based Mojicabro.

>>213047359
he was

>>213042431
I'm here all the time but i pretty much only watch horror films in october so that's when i write paragraphs about them, the rest of the time i'm just chilling and replying here or there.

>>213047359
Evidently. De Palma says a similar thing too.

>>213049077
Pretty sure she kickstarted my love for fiveheaded qts.

>>213049077
Breast reduction should be illegal

I've heard Scarlet Gospels is more of a sequel to the movies than it is the original novella. Is it worth a look?
I've already ordered the Hellbound Hearts short story anthology.

RIP the Hulkster

>>213049766
Both of them definitely know what's up.

>>213049859
not /hor/ fuck off

>>213049876
Fuck you, that anon literally posted horror

>>213049859
You talking about putting Hulk Hogan, professional wrestler turned actor turned cultural icon in the movie, where he break the fourth wall of the movie he's in by talking to the audience?

Night of the Living Dead (1990)

Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)

when these drop on 4K
the genre is over
they marked the end of the genre back then,
as it will again.

>>213038147
Traumaslop

>>213038177
Also traumaslop. Literally in the fucking name.

>>213050469
When can muh trauma and griefhorror just die for a while

>>213033564 (OP)
Why do I feel like James Lorinz has been in a ton of movies?
He really only was in Frankenhooker, minor role in Street Trash and then just unnamed extras

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiUmJkMlGLw

>>213041513
The best ass in the history of mankind.

tfw no woman will ever love you enough to go on a killing spree to avenge your death

>>213050781
that movie sucked so bad. God it annoyed me

>>213050654
dude has some Richard E. Grant in him

I will never not love this woman. Don't care how cheesy.

>>213050692
Come on now.

>>213051015
you just want to eat corn with her, you pervert

>>213051135
Tell me you wouldn't

>>213051135
Hnghh

>>213051224
I'd do something with that cob if you catch my drift

>>213050692
>>213051086
>best ass in the history of mankind.
I wouldn't say that but it's a great ass nonetheless, lest we get into the body double argument.

I dislike slasher horror.

>>213051610
Bummer. What do you dislike about it?

Comes out tomorrow. 4th movie in the TCU. Wonder how they'll tie this in with the others.

whats some absolutely disgusting heinous schlock i can watch on tubi or youtube right now

>>213052379
The Suckling (tubi)

>>213051015
That’s how I feel about the whole movie. I saw it late at night on cable at the perfect time in my adolescence. The off kilterness and unique oddness of it left a permanent mark. One of my favorites of all time.

>>213051015
Who is that?

is this movie worth watching?

>>213053225
I'd say it's worth a watch yes
gets kinda dumb in the third act though

>>213053225
I still don't know if I'm supposed to think the witch was good or bad.

>>213050781
Pretty uggo ngl

We didn't know how good we had it

>>213053810
>Me arguing with my best friend about if disturbing behavior is better than the faculty (it is) for a whole year
I knew

Shouldn't have watched martyrs (2008) before sleeping.

>>213054028
Shouldn't have watched martyrs at all

>>213054085
Nah it's imo the only solid one of those french new wave movies

>>213053810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU1dCIiEE_A

1998 was a great year for horror schlock. i know what you did last summer, the faculty, urban legend, i think bride of chucky maybe?

>>213054154
>>213054085
martyrs is boring as fuck. i hate it.

>>213054196
bet you watched the shitty american remake

>>213054219
lmao they remade it? Cringe

>>213054159
High school horror kino was abounding.

>>213054154
New extreme, new wave a different thing

>>213054270
I know, that's what I meant

>>213054219
i did not know they remade it, i dont know why they would.
>>213054270
i also hated haut tension but because it was dumb, it was sufficiently extreme.

one year of asking anybody to give me a movie that compares to Cure. Still nothing. god damn why did i have to watch that, it ruined horror completely

>>213054406
I'm more of a Pulse guy myself

>>213054406
which is cure?
>>213054459
love some pulse but if you're going to go absolute full retard on the ending cant beat kansen

>>213054406

Finna watch this. I'm not looking forward to listening to French for two hours but I usually like stories about illegal livestreams.

>>213054526

have to rewatch, i remember quite liking it. wish more horror was like this, its all about the unsettling feelings

>>213054346
High Tension is top tier

>>213054785
i feel like guy could have done better than being french eli roth

>>213054710
It is an okay film.

Eli Roth has more objectively good horror movies under his belt than the majority of active directors and you can't change my mind

>>213054902
He is much better than Eli Roth lol.

>>213053810
Prime Katie Holmes was underrated

>>213053907
The Faculty is better, but Disturbing Behavior is also good.

>>213055193
Disturbing Behavior is the superior movie

>>213054526
I still have no idea what the fuck is going on in this movie. It's designed to raise a ton of questions and answer none of them.

>>213055193
She was hella mid, bro.

>>213055379
she's not in my top 5 but she's definitely not mid

>>213055429
She is mid.

>>213055098
No, Alexandre Aja has two classics and a killer croc movie
>Hills Have Eyes Remake
>High Tension

>Crawl

>>213055379
I'll take a 4-6/10 girl over a 7+ any day of the week. Just find them more desirable.

>>213054459
>main guy is a useless himbo

somehow it works

>>213055528
nothing wrong with being mid, thats the girl next door thing. if you take a prime katie holmes and improve her you get like >>213054265 jessica alba though.

>>213033564 (OP)
LOOKING FOR SOME ACTION

>>213044200
AI is used to shill your slop movie

>>213055096
I was not expecting it to be in 4:3

>>213054710
quality was pretty good for a shot on digital film

>>213055590
Megan 2.0

>>213054710
Don't go into it expecting any gore.

ouijakino

the twist halfway through actually made this watchable

>>213055810
not /hor/

>>213055887
i love the hasbro hoop jumping in these things so much

>>213055927
I havent seen this yet

>>213049859
Sorry we only got the John Wayne version here

>The Stuff
>Pre-Release Cut
>30 minutes of addition footage
Wonder if it's better or worse than the regular version. It's only in 1080p though while the regular version is in 4K.

>>213056371
huh, could go very good or very bad.

>>213056398
One small remark on it from the 4K UHD set review
>The big new extra here is the inclusion of the pre-release cut. The quality of the presentation is pretty good – it’s presented in an average quality 1080p blu-ray quality – and if anything, it serves to show how good the 4K presentation actually is. This film doesn’t need any additional material and the pacing now drags – an extraneous love scene and more silly scenes of the Stuff pratting about via stop motion add nothing, while the inclusion of RoboCop style commercials to amp up the satire don’t add anything we haven’t already got from the rest of the film. It’s an interesting curio for sure and nice to have, but it won’t supplant the theatrical cut as the preferred version to watch in the future.

>>213056466
>an extraneous love scene

27 minutes of The Stuff going in and out of a bushy 80s-style pussy

>>213056642
>the Substance

>>213036472
halloween
only the original and 3 are good

Can I get a recommendation for more catholic based horror stuff? I really enjoyed Exorcist and Constantine. The lore is so fun, but I read a few volumes from the comics they’re pretty shitty… and also super gay. I feel like the closest thing I can remember is maybe hellboy with some of its occult stuff. But I’m really reaching with that one.

>>213057152
idk, all the italian catholic-horror is just some random cult under a scenic old church.

>>213042672
Nah she was cute, natural instincts

>>213057225
Gross. How ugly are you?

>>213057152
Final Prayer / The Borderlands

>>213042672
Terrible movie. Woke, ugly modern slop. Meant for liberals and other uggos.

>>213057152
There are loads of good religious movies. Mostly non mainstream though. I enjoyed the 16th Episode FF.

>>213056684
Based.

>>213044906
Good luck anon, do not solve any puzzle boxes, read any old books it or get blood on anything.

>>213055927
>None of you told me Julia Stiles was in this
I feel betrayed

>>213057709
Oof. I dont wanna know what she looks like in this. Also. wasnt she in Save the Last Dance? LOL

>>213057744
Heh yjk

>>213057744
She still looks so much like Julia Stiles that my face blind ass can recognise her, I think it's a portrait in the attic situation

Grim.

>>213057975
Is she 70 or 50?

>>213058003
She is 44, anon.

>>213043407
>I'm right even when I'm wrong!!!!!
(You) are here.
Just answer the goddamn question next time you battyboi

>>213058038
No way she is 44. What the actual fuck.

>>213057975
thats not so bad. looks like her face bones grew a few sizes but her forehead is almost normal size now.

>he doesnt know actresses age horribly

>>213043423
>This board is a newfag board
absolute summer tourist opinion, you should honestly never post again

>>213058123
That is terrible dude. She is 44 but looks 70.

>>213058130
Board full of loser summerfags

>>213058148
she doesnt look 70 at all she just looks very weird. like 35-45% of Mask with Cher.

>>213058175
Cope. She looks terrible and not 44. At 44, pro ufc fighters are still fighting. She looks very old.

>>213058243
nothing about her looks older than 40s, i have no idea what sort of extremely youthful 70 year old you are comparing her to. lots of wall'd actresses look way worse like shriveled up from years of extreme makeup but she just looks like a 40-something.

> nothing about her looks older than 40s,

>>213058294
You are arguing with Pissman.

>>213058324
idk what that is but it sounds like a suitable name

>>213057975
Would.

>>213057975
Looks terrible for 44 if that really is her age

>>213058312
They cant say she looks bad for 44 because their wives are like that or worse too lol

>>213058532
>wives
where do you think you are?

>>213057709
>>213055927
Julia Stiles being slightly evil always makes me happy
>>213054159
>1998 was a great year for horror schlock
Wicked with Julia Stiles came out that year

>>213058550
Idk what you’re implying. But it is always loser men that NEED to get married.

>>213058579
hell yeah, Wicked mentioned

>>213058579
never saw wicked, thought it looked like one of the many poison ivy sequels which had much cuter girls.

>>213058644
I watched her as a child and she was “young.” I am still young now lol. They age terribly and it affects their careers.

I ain't 'fraid of no ghosts

Here

>>213058899
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>>213053810
>>213053907
Based