Thread 213041372

Who's the unfunniest comedian you've ever seen?

>>213041372 (OP)
Joe Rogan. I didnt even know that he is one until i watched him scream like a retard on stage.

its definitely harland williams, i even saw him in the whole nine yards just yesterday. still like this unfunny bastard though.

>>213041772
JESUS CHRIST

>>213041372 (OP)
Have you been raped, OP? You look like you have.

>>213041372 (OP)
Roe Jogan

>>213041372 (OP)
Samuel Whitcomb Hyde

>>213041372 (OP)
Sam R. Hyde

joe rogan
sam hyde
david lucas

Okay, bring in the gorilla twigs.

>>213041372 (OP)
>his e-daddy gets humiliated on a youtube show
>seethes for weeks
ngmi

>>213042785
bobcat is funny looking and sounding and thats enough sometimes. he's an awful film maker though, seriously terrible. lot of heart.

>>213042735
What does R stand for?

it's so over...

>>213042517
>>213041704
>>213042765
Rogan had Newsradio and that counts for a lot.

>>213042817
R?

all the women

>>213041372 (OP)
Who's that weirdo guest comedian on Kill Tony? That dude sucks

There's no fucking way this bullshit warrants these many threads and this much attention. Guaranteed there's a discord for this spam.

>>213041372 (OP)
the people on this site that think they're funny

>>213043021
i didn't even pay attention to sam hyde stuff i just like a harland williams thread (even if he's not funny)

Do you guys want to hear my dad's google history?

>>213043021
Harland board. We don't care about that failed e-daddy.

Genuinely only ever seen jeets get this assblasted

I haven't seen /tv/ seethe this badly in a long time
your boyfriend is going to be okay, calm down

>>213041372 (OP)
All of them bar maybe 2 or 3. Comedians are typically not very funny.

>>213041372 (OP)
Sam Hyde

>>213042817
>>213042894
Roided freak

Is this it? Are we going to do this for the whole thread? Can we please be serious?

>>213043955
Tom meyers doesnt count because he is legitimately retarded

>>213042972
Total sellout, once a titan, never a comedian though ya retard.

>>213042817
Rapes children

>>213041372 (OP)
99% of comedians honestly, the genre is just shit

>>213043955
The bong hit transplant works fairly logically. “Innate” is inexcusable.

>>213043955
Makes me laugh!

Andrew Dice Clay. I genuinely don't get his appeal.

>>213044516
the prank calls were pretty funny in the era where you could sell a cd of prank calls.

>>213041372 (OP)
Excluding women? This guy.

>>213044903
Yeah he was funny at a point in time. Very funny even
Doesn’t mean he was ever a comedian

Come on guys.

>>213041372 (OP)
Sam Hyde easily

>>213045059
pretty sure thats exactly what it means

>>213044516
titan? radio show host for degenerate losers, it's fucking embarrassing he was profitable

>>213045093
I give her a pass because I find the threads about her funny

>>213043955
He's the Tommy Wiseau of comedians. So bad it loops around to being good

>>213041372 (OP)
>dogwalk Sam
>ERM actually its all a bit and Sam is HAHALARIOUS, Harland is so unfunny, sigh
Reminder it wasn't a bit, and despite grifting for Christianity Harland is an actual Christian while Sam is a secular jew

>>213043021
It's payback for all the Fishtank spam he funded.

>>213041372 (OP)
Eric Andre. I love the Eric Andre Show but his stand up is atrocious

>>213041704
>Joe Rogan. I didnt even know that he is one until i watched him scream like a retard on stage.
It's this. He's probably got a TBI that makes him think he's funny, because to laugh at his set you'd have to have the same.

>>213041372 (OP)
What did this guy do to you? Did you find out that you're his bastard offspring?

>>213041372 (OP)
I saw one making jokes about MTV and "I saw this video 'I touch myself?!'" in 2022. I shit you not. The dude was doing his same set from the 1980s. The audience was confused. Half of them didn't know what a fucking music video was.

>>213044903
>the prank calls were pretty funny in the era where you could sell a cd of prank calls.
"I can see OJ, and he looks scared..."

>>213045093
WHO LAUGHED!?

>>213045702
He's also a huge fucking baby

>>213046234
But he's humping a stool and everything, he's endangering himself for his craft.

>>213041372 (OP)
Joe List

bump to Harland old time comedian

Jim Carrey
Robin Williams
Chris Tucker

>>213041372 (OP)
Sam Hyde. Unironically painful to watch that cringelord try to be funny.

>>213041372 (OP)
I'd have to say ... Pram Cried

dat phan

>>213041372 (OP)
I'm out of the loop on what Harlan Williams did in real life to piss you off, but I saw him live once, and he was hilarious. Bizarre nonsequiturs:
>You ever blow a baby down the street with a leaf blower?
And this one but about getting pulled over:
>Do you know how fast you were going, son?
>Why don't you tell me, dad?

>>213041372 (OP)
Sam Hyde

>>213045093
You aren't supposed to laugh because rape isn't funny, bigot

>>213042807
God Bless America is just a list of people he wants to kill and he also projects his own attraction to minors onto others. World's Greatest Dad wasn't great either, but I still kinda liked it. I saw some stand-up from him in the past 15-20 years; he wasn't funny and looks completely different now.

That's obviously a slavic girl

Now Sam and his friends don't consider slavs white

But where are the subs to your 6 episode you racist pieces of shit?

Cuz only russians would watch your shit

>>213050401
You're not really missing out on anything. Also, I remember trying to figure out where some Aryan blonde chad guy in a gif of him turning around multiple times was from and it was funny seeing him reposted by Russians like they thought he was one of them, but I found out he was German or something lol.

>>213050303
i love shakes the clown, the cameos alone are worth it, but it's fucking boring and terrible for all the nice premise and shit.

>>213041372 (OP)
Ive only seen him in Dumb and Dumber and he was great in that one scene

>>213041372 (OP)
Sam Hyde
Nick
The asian kid they had with them

>>213050936
well you should DEFINITELY watch down periscope where he's mediocre but the rest of the movie is fantastic

>>213041372 (OP)
>mindbreaks Hydestein and his paypigs
based boomer

>>213041372 (OP)
Is that the guy that plays cop that drinks Lloyd's piss in Dumb and Dumber?

https://youtu.be/RD2YJrvd71Y

>>213042856
Pretty funny how he had to cuck himself out to defend Sam and lie about being in on the "bit"

>>213050401
>muh russians
Obssesed

>>213050110
He's a nice blend of standard old standup and also saying more subtle fucked up shit and not making a scene of how it's "cancellable"

>>213050936
He's the 7 minute abs guy in There's Something About Mary

>>213050987
Maybe Sam shouldn't spam the board with Fishtank threads

>>213042817
Retard

>>213051524
>NOOOOOO ITS A BIT, WELL MAYBE ITS NOT A BIT, BUT ITS FUNNY AND HARLAND ISNT FUNNY AND ALSO EVEN IF HARLAND WASNT IN ON IT HE DESERVED IT, ITS ALL HERE IN MY 50 DOLLAR SUPERCHAT!
mde-cels are such fucking retards

>>213050987
Everyone moved on like a week ago except the wierd transvestites that post here and are really really mad about sam hyde for whatever reason.
I mean REALLY mad they just don't stop posting about it

>>213042484
kek

>>213050470
There are like hundred thousands of germans living in russia since hundred of years (called volga germans) did you know that, nazi?

>>213051771
>Everyone moved on like a week ago
You'd really, really like that to have been true, wouldn't you?
No way back for Pram Cried.

>>213042856
is this extreme peace 2

>the radical right can't exists without radical left
>you need to purge both of these degenerates


turns out this dude knew how to manage a country

>>213051994
Cope harder, vodkanigger.

>>213052216
I'm drinking happily every day knowing another stupid nazi goes down

>>213052182
Except not purging the (((doctors))) when he had the chance

>>213052320
well doctors had it comming cuz most of them were jews

>>213043021
Little known discord called re ddit

>>213052250
post a photo of her today

>>213041772
It's really weird, since birds generally are funny.

>>213042785
i thought he was legitimately mentally disabled when i was a kid and i couldn't watch his shows because i thought people were laughing at him

>>213041372 (OP)
I've never seen this guy so he doesn't count.
I could probably count the number of funny comics nowadays on one hand but I'd have to think about it.

>>213041372 (OP)
Patton Oswald is the worst of them by far

>>213042856
silly dinosaur man

>>213041372 (OP)
tight & ripe

>>213043021
there is a discord to spam MDE and Fishtank you realize that right?

>>213041372 (OP)
george lopez

>>213041772
>female comedian
that's cheating

>>213041372 (OP)
Sam Hyde, he can't even properly make a gorilla nest

>>213041372 (OP)
I would say Sam Hyde but he's not a comedian. He is a producer/management type of guy(probably because he's jewish) but insists on going in front of the camera. His stuff is painful to watch.

His cult followers believe that he is funny but cannot give you an example. His standup is female tier

>>213054793
She should have stayed being an animator
But i'm afraid he fucked up his hands with the boxing now

>>213041372 (OP)
Sam Hyde, the money launderer

>>213043021
yeah literally every post is spammed with gorilla nest. 99% chance some tranny discord spamming.

>>213043021
Sam not only has dedicated shilling staff, but also hires $3/hr jeets to constantly spam and astro turf ON TOP of his discord spamming shills.

Gorilla nest spam is a response to Sam's shills having spammed for years.

>>213042817
Marky Thompson

>>213043021
You look like you've been raped

>>213055293
It's the baskin/jigc/trustfund/mc fag up to his same old schizo babble bullshit
It's insane that he's been at this for literally years non-stop and not a single of his forced memes has stuck

>>213054482
Have an edit
>>213055293
>>213055749
cope sam trannies

>>213051063
they were all hung over plus Harland isn't exactly a gateway to hollywood so who cares, it got both mde and harland mega views, it's currently harlands most viewed video on his channel

>>213055852
kek

>>213055293
>>213055749
you so clazy

>>213041772
Spongebob did this scene better
>Hey, funny guy! I've got a joke for you! What stinks and puts people to sleep?
>Uh, noxious gas?

>>213041372 (OP)
Three way tie between Joe Rogan, Amy Schumer, and that faggot with the puppets

sam hyde, he's so clazy

I thought Sam was pureblood Aryan??

>>213051524
the youtuber says that this will be good pr for sam lol

>>213041372 (OP)
Sam Hyde

>>213041372 (OP)
Every British comedian that got famous in the last 15-20 years.

>>213043253
This and it's not even close

>>213041372 (OP)
>btfos sam effortlessly
I say we crown Harland the new king of /tv/

>>213043955
This album is actually hilarious on an ironic level. Go listen to it on YouTube right now

>>213051002
no

>>213043955
'bong hit transplant' alone puts him above most comics

>>213056458
he's filthy rich somehow. who watches that shit?

>>213042510
roiped?

>>213044741
>AYYY
>OLD MUDDA HUBBARD WENT TO THE CUBBARD
>TO GET HER POOR DOG A BONE
>BUT THE SHE BENT OVER AND
>OHHHH!
>SHE GOT A BONE OF HER OWN!
idk, maybe you just had to be there? its fucking dumb but some of his nursery rhymes will live rent free in my head for the rest of my life.

>>213044903
>>213045059
He mostly had other people doing the calls, again he was just a host organizing it.

gorilla nest

>ctrl+f bert kreischer
>0 results

>>213043955
i remember they did a whole roast battle where the whole thing was set up just to bully him but somehow walked out the bigger man and funnier comic.

>>213042817
Rothsteinberg

>>213042894
Look at those glassy eyes

>>213041772
Bad spaghetti.

>>213041372 (OP)
>picrel

You think Harland had the CAjewn MexiGodizilla hawaiian shirt in his wardrobe after the Epsiode 6 premier the night before ready to go, or they sourced one the day of?

>>213052182
He was a seminarian once and had to read the bible. Unlike stolen trad valor Hydleberg.

>>213043021
>Women are not funny.
>Gorilla Faggot is not funny (just loud).
>Mutatis mutandis:
>Gorilla Nerd is a woman.

>>213045681
das rite

sam hyde made this thread
pretty cringe

>>213041372 (OP)
Michael Che.
Joe Rogan.
Pretty much all female stand up comics.
Sorry to make /tv/ seethe but Sam Hyde, his stuff is just him finding the stuff he's reading off his printed paper funny and basic surface level edge content intended to make an sjw scoff seethe and leave the show epic pwnd style.

>>213041772
Howdy howdy howdy.

>>213044490
Wrong

Sam Hyde fans butthurt that Harland Williams completely destroyed Sam Hyde

>>213042807
Shakes the Clown is awesome.

>>213065549
olavo de carvalho is that u

>>213042817
He looks like he's been raped

>>213043021
No discord OP here, Chuddie. We're former MDE fans who hate Sam and his minions for polluting our board with Extreme Peace and Fishtank threads. Now get in the gorilla nest.

me

>>213043955
Tom is genuinely funny and actually rekt Nick Mullen in their feud which was why Nick stopped talking about him. Even if Tom doesn’t know why he’s funny or for what reason he’s funny, he’s still funny.

>>213068048
post proof of tom rekting mullen

>>213051869
Hila Klein's vegan? Guess gentile fetuses don't count.

>>213069565
meds

>>213041772
That scene is fucking hilarious though

>>213055293
nosey

>>213042894
so this guy is morphing into Lenin now?

>>213070087
Trotsky, you mean?

We are bringing the gorilla twigs