Thread 213043326

The whole woodpiles getting down /tv/ you in?

>>213043326 (OP)
I just watched this and Felon. Have I seen everything in the genre now?

>>213043572
If you want a documentary, you can watch Gladiator Days.

who's got the keys to this thread?

>>213043572
Now watch early Wes Watson videos on toadtube. Keep putting in that work, wood.

I just woke up from a nap.

It's time to put in the work.

>>213045272
I don't trust people. Take naps.

>>213044113
based troy

>>213043326 (OP)
>>213046469
TIME TO IRON UP
TOADS WILL BE GREENLIT ON SIGHT

>>213046526
rollin for a green light on brown

>>213046526
I hold the keys

>>213046526
Digits

>>213046526
roll

>>213046526
Rolling for Shank Toad.

i put in work this week
i'm greenlighting an invoice to the client

>>213046892
Yo that's a gully get hombre. Keep putting in that work

>>213043326 (OP)
>put criminals into rehabilitative prison
>they all end up fucking eachother
Prisons need serious reform, I don't care if they all come out well adjusted, but something has to be done about the men having sex with men shit that's going on in there

>>213046892
what the fuck

>>213046937
it's not nearly as bad as potrayed in jewish media
most people who fuck/get fucked in prison are doing it willingly

>>213046892
shot status: called

>>213046557
Local Punk
Rank: D
>>213046564
Money Holder
Rank: A (just below Shot Caller and reports to him directly)
>>213046641
Key Duck
Rank: B (holds the keys + duck is some reference to some Chinese bullshit of some type, he has a tattoo)
>>213046835
Shot Burner
Rank: S- (the main rival of Shot Caller)
>>213046892
Shank Toad
Rank: SSS++ (I guessed my own get 1% chance, it was just what I thought was a funny name, and then only after guessing and successfully getting it I realized it's also my year of birth, genuinely could not have done any better)
>>213046931
I appreciate it, Shot Duck
Rank: C
>>213046968
I had to get it on, Money Lighter
Rank: C

>>213046892
This Anon is greenlit.

>>213046937
>rehabilitative prison
what gave you that impression? especially in america, it's just an industry where the product is people

>>213046526
Rollin

>>213047128
GET THIS LAME AWAY FROM ME

>>213046526
Rolling for green toad

>>213046526
burnin

>>213046526
Rolling

>>213046526
Rollin

>>213046526
Rolling for Local Burner

>>213047595
more like local burner of the shank toad crew, shank burner

>>213043326 (OP)
I had it when I was doing 18 months, they asked if I could hold drugs in my cell because theirs kept getting raided, I politely declined, they said no worries and asked someone else. Never had any problems from them, they got that some people weren't in there because they're part of that lifestyle, so it was easier to separate business that way.

>>213043326 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEWdAYvANcc
>beat up the key holder
>you hold the key now
>but all woods and skinheads want to kill you
Damn

>>213047714
What'd you do money man? Share some stories with the woodpile

>>213046526
We need a more complex one using posts above and below ours, calculating what our role in our gang would be, our sentence and such

>>213046526
I put in that work

>>213047941
Time to put in that work and start earning for your brothers, wood

Everyone itt who gets dubs is greenlit

>>213047941
I agree, Key Duck.

Why did he kill burn local man again? I need to rewatch this mobie, I'm already forgetting major plot points

>>213048195
WAIT WAIT WAIT

>>213046526
i just refuse and get my ass kicked. if i die, i die, its never better to link up with prison gangs, easiest way to end up in prison for life.

>>213048247
Go to hell, Key Punk.

>>213048276
if im key punk that means in 50 percent of a key holder, so watch your fucking mouth

>>213046526
Time to put in that work. After my 5th nap today…zzz…..I’ll get to it eventually, wood….

>>213048310
You're 50 percent of my ass, Key Punk.

>>213048374
God damn Glasses Holder, think you're so much better than us and don't need to get it on just because you went to college...

name of film?

>>213048195
he was a punk who fucked with the wrong global freezer

>>213048430
Plan Maker

>>213048430
Snitch.

>>213046526
Putting in the work

>>213043326 (OP)

Who are we raping?

>>213048488
If we improved the Shot Caller number post, then 88 should be something Nazi.

I'm ready to put in work for the white race. I have extensive computer skills to those who need help with them.

>>213048430
Shot caller
>>213048453
Do I need to watch this also? I'd have to rent it for $3.79

>>213046526
They see me rollin', they hatin'.

>>213048563
>Do I need to watch this also? I'd have to rent it for $3.79
No. It's just a meme.

>>213048491
Anyone who freezes global

>>213043326 (OP)
What glasses is the shotcaller on the right wearing? I need some of those

>>213048539
I’m not talking about helping us with our computer skills. I’m talking about helping us with monthlies, year-end income statements, returns and allowance for doubtful accounts, retained earnings plugs and making sure dividends aren’t included in places where they shouldn’t be. Every accountant puts in the excel formulas. Everybody does the 79 hour work week here. There are no free rides.

>>213046526
Iron up.

What do you do in American prison if you aren't part of the 3 major factions - Woodpile, Toad, or Ese?

You gonna go around kicking it off with every janny that deletes your post?

the Asian prison gang asks its members to put in 'wok'

>>213048892
Keep to yourself.

>>213048892
There are no free rides, everyone puts in work, whether cliqued up or not

>>213048892
I have a buddy that did 4 years in the non-violent prison. There were 3 TV rooms: toad, ese and wood. Anybody that didn't fall into those categories went to the white tv room.

>>213046526
Callin'

>>213046892
Called it

>>213046526
Roll

>>213048630
>it's real
Wtf

You guys are my only friends

>>213049461

I see that lone wolf shit hasn't been working out for you.

>>213046526
roll

>>213049461
When you come to /tv/, click a thread, or you shitpost: you stick to your race.
Why'd you reply to that toad? You gonna take the bait every time some newfag makes a post?

>>213049461
I've got an open heart policy bro I'll show you how a /tv/ Chad gives (You)'s

>>213049461
the truth is, we all start off as someone's little angel

>>213049461
I guess you're cliqued up with us now, Anon

>>213046526
aight, let's go wood

>>213048900
I’m not looking to get banned. But I’m not posting capeshit threads, either.

>>213046526
post the fucking dog webm

whats the endgame if i call enough shots and get the keys? do i get a really nice prision stay like in goodfellas? could they find me a computer and internet to play video games and shitpost while i do time?

>>213050534
she had a great few years

>>213050534
Why’d you post that slit?

>>213046526
Lets see

>>213046526
o yea?

>>213048892
Asians hang out with whites or mexicans, though usually whites. Pretty reflective of RL race relations

>>213051702
jungle asians hang with mexicans and east asians hang with whites

>>213047714
>I politely declined, they said no worries and asked someone else.

>>213046526
Ok

>>213050534
the end game of being a criminal is dying

I shaved my head a month ago and Ill tell you what, I am not made to call shots. It has grown out now but I did not look like some cool badass prison dude. I looked like a very sick young man. Never again.

>>213047714
>didn't put in work like the rest of us
>didn't get his hands dirty
>didn't get cliqued up
someone greenlight this punk

>>213052490
>I did not look like some cool badass prison dude. I looked like a very sick young man

lol

>>213052490
>didn't slickback
ngmi

I shove heroin up my ass, they call me the shit caller.

>>213050534
shot caller gets a clear PS2 and clear CRTV in a kingsized single cell + commissary paid in full for life

>>213052586
Shank Worker here. That toad is greenlit. Wait for the nod.

>>213043326 (OP)
Wait i always thought they were "shock collars"

this shit is a mobie? i thought it was tv show
>>213046526
you can call me lil kiesterer

What group does a mixed race person join?

>>213052490
You'd find your place on the yard. You wouldn't call no shots, but you'd get called.

>>213046526
I have the keys of this board. SAY MY NAME.

If a shot caller asks me to put in work I iron up

>>213046526
rollan

>>213046892
This is like guessing your own post number

>>213046526
rollan

>>213053832
*nods back*

>>213046892
Holy shit, thats impressive

>>213046526
puttin in work

>>213053881
This just ain't your day, Green Duck.
You're gonna find a rubber ball in your commissary. You need to hoop it and bring it to the yard.

>>213046892
rules say this guy is now the shot caller, give him the keys

>>213053932
Quack...

>>213045272
Hey guys! It seems we have a global freezer FAGGOT over here!

>>213043572
Watch Starred Up

>>213046526
Time to put in work

>>213046526
Let's go

>>213046526
Iron Up.

>>213054317
Should I grab a pizza?

If I go to jail as a honkey will I get raped in the ass and become liberal like in this movie or will I become a badass gang leader like in Shot Caller?

>>213054317
You think you can just post your shit, Lil Punk?

>>213053832
KINO

>>213054317
roll

>>213054317
Should I make a Jon "Big B" Bernthal thread?

>>213046526
>>213054317
I'm ready to put in work

>>213054317
where's the /tv/ dub

>>213054317
Will I get a gf in law school?

>>213054317
Is Bottles your family name?

>>213054664
>Show 'em out how a white boy fights
In law school?

>>213046526
rolling

>>213054317
Are traps gay?

>>213054699
Oof. Bloody.

>>213054317
Another wank?

>>213052490
cause you didn't put in work. 500 navy seals. anon, count em

>>213046526
pls nothing gay

>>213054317
Need advice Bubbles, should I go see a bimbo escort from adult work(never done it before)

>>213054317
am I wasting too much money on gundam plastic models?

>>213046526
I’m looking for anything heavy

>>213054317
rollon

>>213046526
My hand stays raised big homie

>>213043326 (OP)
well, firstly, I would never ever say the N-word

>>213054894
What if you had to say the N-word to save the whole woodpile?

>>213054780
Damn lil homie

>>213054317
Will I get a job before December of this year?

>>213055511
>dubs on trips
>validated and greenlit
I dunno who you pissed off, wood. But out of respect for your ink I'll give you a five minute head start.

>>213046526
Call me

>>213046526
Check'm.

>>213054317
Should I get back with my ex?

>>213046526
let's gooo

>>213046526
key duck

>>213054317
Is Shot Caller certified kino?

>>213046892
WHAT THE FUCK

>>213047714
Fucking lame

>>213046526
Calling for shots.

>>213054217
This just got greenlit for tonight. Thanks, wood

I finally caved in and watched this flick because of your autistic persistence of spamming these threads on this board. It was mediocre.

>>213056588
>It was mediocre.
That's what I expect. Im basically just going to watch it for Jeffrey Donovan.

>>213056588
get this lame away from me

>>213056588
You see what that lone wolf shit gets you, faggy-man.

>>213046526
rolling for the aryan brotherhood

>>213054317
Will I have sex this year?

>>213056776
Time to earn your name and put in work.

>>213043326 (OP)
Memes aside, is this movie worth watching? Like if I'm in the mood for a kinda-dumb but well made dude movie does this fit the bill?

>>213056885
yeah sounds like what you're looking for

>>213056885
It's intriguing enough, mildly entertaining. I think where it falls apart is it feels like they're trying to be serious and realistic, but ultimately the whole plot is silly and character motivations are not believable.

>>213056885
It's solid. Now go and put in that work.

>>213056885
If you like Brawl in cell block 99 you'll like this

>>213057089
That's a vastly superior movie in every way.

>>213046526
Rolling for a good name

>>213046526
rolliinnn

>>213046892
Script nerd. Not a real shot caller.

>>213045272
Let it be known that JD no longer puts in the work for The Don

>>213056885
It's unironically good

>>213056885
You'll get your fucking hands dirty like the rest of us.

>>213046526
I’m ready to keister the keys to this board

>>213043572
the pusher movies

You take naps? Telm you sumn. What are you gonna do if you're nappin' when a shot caller asks you to burn local?

How do I get the keys to the yard?

>>213046526
rolling

>>213058174
Yeah, I saw all of those, definitely worth watching

>>213053758
Check out las Vegas prison stories on YouTube

He says there's an "other" car comprised of random races, Samoans etc and he said some of those guys are not to be fucked with

Realistically, mixed black and white would go in the black car

>>213054317
Let's roll

>>213058213
damn even the taller dogs bow down to the white doggy.

>>213056885
It's genuinely a strong 8/10 movie that you can happily rewatch again and again

It's a really solid and well made kino that deserves it's praise. Only onions boys would dislike it, because of toxic masculinity or some shit.

My only gripe is, it could have been darker and grittier. We need some real depressing shit about USA prison life.

how do you survive jail without joining any clicks or getting beat up?
is it possible to pass your time in jail without getting beat up?

>>213046526
Il

>>213046526
Call it big man

>>213054317
Can i play some final fantasy on the ps2 in your cell?

>>213059309
Yeah 3 choices
Go to protective custody
Be 6'5 300lbs of muscle genuine sociopath
Dont go to prison

From what it seems violent prisons are a numbers game and if you appear soft in any way someone will prey on you

>>213059456
what if you smear poop on yourself

>>213059483
I think you've solved prison

>>213059483
You'll go into isolation so yeah I guess
Or if the guards don't isolate you quick enough you'll piss off the other inmates and they'll probably cave your head in with a chair or something

>>213046526

Gimme that Big Burner

>>213043326 (OP)
Shot status?

>>213059483
I feel like being stinky would be ruthlessly enforced by everyone through extreme force.

>>213046469
How would the lone wolf shit work out for him?

>>213060000
Wasted.

>>213060000
big fish, big get

>>213046892
Un-fucking-believable.

>>213060000
cursed

>>213046526
keep rolling rolling rolling

>>213046892
here's your keys

>>213048195
Money found out that he was taking naps and had the globe in his freezer

>>213054317
should I take a nap?

>>213054317
Eh...

>>213060463
fuck, I guess not

>>213046526
big duck roll

The fact is, we all started out as someone's little angel. And a board like this forces us to become shitposters or jannys

>>213048892
In Cali they have their own "car" they're called the others and they normally will run with the surenos if I recall from my bender watching Dubs nonstop on JewTube. The others consist of Asians, Pacific Islanders, Arabs, and the occasional Deepwater Jew

>>213046526
rolling for lame keisterer

>>213054317
Will I finish my report for work in time?

>>213046526
You have to call it

>>213054317
rollin for this one too, finna get lamed up

>>213060491
>>213060463
etu? uno farto

>>213044113
I'm watching this now. Thanks, it's comfy as fuck.
Feels like watching shot caller, natural born killers and sopranos at the same time, but it's real

>>213046526
putting in that work

>>213043326 (OP)
depends on the work but probably yes

>>213043326 (OP)
No, I heard that there's a nigger in it.

>>213057541
No, the last and only time I used scripts for gets here was during the 2015 8ch heyday
All of those scripts are broken now and I don't know how to make new ones, this happened, believe it