Thread 213044122

"KILL HER JOHNNY, KILL HER GOOD."
-Susan Storm, the Invisible Woman, 2025.

Then Johnny just goes "HELL YEAH LET'S DO IT"

>>213044122 (OP)
sex with that silver woman

Shall we discuss how much killing there is on Marvel? It's not a family friend universe, let me tell you

>>213044122 (OP)
>comic accurate Susie Storm

>>213044536
Anything modern from those fag comic companies isn't canon and never will be

>>213044122 (OP)
Sue telling Johnny to kill her got me hard

>>213044536
>still wearing her stupid costume for some reason

>>213044729
>SHE'S COMING FOR YOUR NEPHEW. DON'T BE A PUSSY, KILL HER!!!!

>>213044840
so hot
I bet Johnny got aroused too, which is why he ran out, not to kill the surfer, but to hide is raging boner

>>213044122 (OP)
do people actually like this bony morlock faced woman?

I can't believe she said that. Just flat out "Kill her Johnny, she wants to kill your nephew, KILL HER"

Who. The. Fuck. Wrote. This?

>>213044897
Yes, I want to coom on her pregnant belly

>>213044122 (OP)
Silver Surfer was trying to kidnap her baby and give him to Galactus. That's a reasonable response.

>>213044662
Who raped you?

>>213044122 (OP)
I love her

>>213044122 (OP)
So is 2025 the year where women killing in capeshit = good / empowering, but when men do it = bad / toxic masculinity?

who is cinemacity? I appreciate their "RIP" message though. It's always nice when heroes get the respect they deserve

>>213046013
It's very simple sweetie, women give life so they're the ones who get to decide to take it away. The future is female, and the future is now. Deal with it chuddie

>mfw Anon thinks he can bail on our first date by going into a wormhole

NOT ON MY WATCH

>>213046247
Bro she's getting tubular bro. I get it, because she's a surfer you know bro?

>>213046303
that wasn't even the most blatant example

>>213044122 (OP)
Why do Storms look so uncanny? Like strange albino people.

>>213046488
Surfing in space is unironically coolkino

>>213046018
h-hot...

>>213047539
>pregnant sue
>her legs when she kicks off her trousers

Why didn't she just take a nap before the final battle?

>>213047751
that was the best
the entire birth scene turned me on

>>213044914
The literal dialogue is:

>Johnny, kill her.
>Really?
>Yes! She wants to take your nephew. KILL HER!
>Alright, alright! (sigh) Just when I finally met someone interesting...

>>213044914
>>213047912
yeah I found that weird and off-putting. Didn't really befit the character as presented in the movie

>>213047751
>Reed: Let's get the Silver Surfer stuck in the gravity well. There will be a time dilation.
>Johnny: How much of a dilation?
>Sue: IS IT MORE THAN MINE!?

I keked

>>213048116
>dem legs

>>213047512
true enough, she even surfed on a black hole's accretion disk one time

>>213048272
goddamn look at that shiny silver butt

>>213048352
look at Sue moaning too

>>213044468
A lot of the titles are CIA psyops

>>213044122 (OP)
the surfer is sexier than the woman below

>>213044468
I like how iron man just lights sand people on fire

>>213044122 (OP)
"invisible" surgeries

>>213046013
The ground killed the Boravian President, not Hawkgirl

>>213047800
>galactus nooo!

>>213044122 (OP)
That's very in character for Sue

>>213048352
You can barely see it. The Indians doing the cgi probably had to work overtime to keep us from getting a good look at that ass.

>>213050509
we get a little Sue ass though, so there's that

The fantastic four are the gayest superheroes imaginable. If you're a fan of them I have no words except kill yourself

I play capt to punch women exclusively

>>213050560
>Sue being gay and making out with the surfer
thought I couldn't get any harder, but thanks!

>>213048272
That looks cool af ngl

Any shots of Surfette's silver feet?

>>213051385
Yeah, but it was too quick.

Um why isn't she bald?

>>213044122 (OP)
>What is wrong with you stretchy human? You are trembling
>I'm anxious and scared of being in public
>that is unfortunate, can you do anything about it?
>I don't know, how about I fondle your silver boobs and penetrate your metal pusy, that might calm me down
How does he keep getting away with it?

>>213051385
>>213051460
They did everything within their power to desexualize her. Fucking typical

>>213044662
Nothing been Canon since Jim Shooter left.

>>213046247
Wow that CGI is ROUGH. Like holy shit what is going on with the reflections on her forehead?

How'd the movie from 15 years ago get REFLECTIONS better?

>>213048272
>this close to the event horizon

lol, Hollywood should hire some scientists next time

With Lionel Barrymore as Galactus

>>213053091
>>213053132
>>213053187
outta here with that slop

>>213044775
It's made out of unstable molecules so works with their powers and cant be damaged

Jean Harlow as the Silver Surfer, with Lionel Barrymore as Galactus

>>213044122 (OP)
Dykes, dykes everywhere. White dykes, Black dykes, Mutt dykes, Asian dykes. Dykes, dykes, dykes. All the dykes.

>>213046862
CERN survivor here, posting the real version

>>213053517
would

>>213044122 (OP)
So how is the Female Surfer?
Is she as cool as the male counterpart?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNpSPt30uSA

>>213044536
>look at this terrible comic panel drawn in 2024 by judea kikestein
>it's actually comic accurate
People who read comic books as an adult or watch these movies should consider just ending it

>>213053517
>>213046862
Her kid was a rapist, touching her mother like that. Man are such pigs, even when infants.

>>213050440
Iron Man is canon based. Didn't he officially say fuck the liberals in 2?

>>213048116
Another naked Sue scene, what the fuck?

>>213054829
>touch sub 6'11" male you die
>touch accountability you die
>touch comedy you die
>you die you die
>die die die die die

>>213044122 (OP)
So do the fag 4 not kill people in the comics? I thought all Marvel characters did besides Spider-man.

>>213056202
I bet Peter Parker is a conservative in this universe. And Morgan Stark probably will be too because of what generation she's a part of.

>>213044122 (OP)
This was kino
Mama Bear dropped the superhero do-gooder meta and said kill that bitch
Great movie

>>213053091
>>213053132
>>213053187
>>213053291
what a piece of shit

>>213044468
Marvel characters tend to be more trigger happy in general, it's not innacurate.
>>213050440
He has lit up sand people but also the military as well. Basically neutral good (if we ignore the alcoholism, then he's chaotic neutral)

What the fuck is this thing and how did it get cast as Human Torch?

>>213053241
>>213057379
imagine trying to stop the future lol.
get over it

>>213046862
Weet Ik

>>213057647
>he thinks he's a part of the future because he generates goon shit
people who actually use it for productive things are the future. you'll just die alone with your dick in your hand.

>>213044122 (OP)
Can the Silver Surfer take a full blast Nova Flame at point blank range?

any camrip with the post credits scene?

>>213044122 (OP)
goddamn sex with silver surfer right now please

>>213047512
It's been done better.

>>213047800
Why didn't she make a force field inside his head like Jessica Alba was going to do to Doom in the better Silver Surfer adaptation?

>>213056401
>Dating a nigger
>Conservative

>>213048050
>>213044914
Are you retards trolling? What’s wrong with this? It was a great response and dialogue and pretty cool.

Was Sue Storm always this strong?

KILL THEM FIRE BROTHER

JOHNNY I WANT YOU TO MURDER HER JOHNNY.
RIP OUT HER OUT WITH YOUR MOLTEN HANDS, JOHNNY!

I know writers aren't smart enough to write above their intelligence level but this might be the dumbest thing that Marvel has written and they've had a competition for that over the years. Pretty bold to make the suppose smartest man in the MCU the dumbest genius in existence. Even a normie could poke holes in his plan and they don't even have to be a professional in that field.

>>213060300
Reed literally stole his plan from an episode of Spongebob. But instead of pushing Bikini Bottom to escape the giant worm, he's teleporting Earth to escape Galactus.

>>213059800
Are you a retarded Mc retardo? Super heroes are supposed to be friendos. They only kill as a last resort and if the villain forces their hand. Sue ordering Johnny to kill the Surfer is the same sort of bullshit as Superman snapping Zod's neck in MoS. Superheroes don't kill. Not to mention that the Surfer is technically a immigrant, so with everything going on is in very bad taste for Sue to want to kill her. If you want to get an idea of how super heroes are meant to be portrayed then watch Superman. Gunn gets it. I'M A PUNK ROCKER YES I AM!

>>213048272
an accretion disk is so bright that it would have instantly destroyed their retinas...

>>213050509
This world is purposely designed to keep me sexually frustrated and unsatisfied at all times.

>>213046247
looks like bryan

>>213046247
Grim

>>213053157
Hint: starts with pa, ends with jeets.

>>213051385
you got a good look of Julie's/Surfette feet

>>213048272
They really stole this whole thing from Interstellar, down to the plan to slingshot around the black hole to get back home due to lack of fuel

>that part where Johnny found her old racist tweets and cancelled her

heh

>>213063503
I came out of this movie with the realization that Johnny Storm was the smartest person in the movie. His language and history deciphering was more impressive than anything Reed did

>>213053178

>a movie with four humans who developed superpowers from gamma rays instead of leukemia fighting a cosmic being made of some metal like material that flies around and superlight speeds on a surfboard
>"ACCCKSHAWWWLLYY THAT'S NOT HOW BLACK HOLES ARE CURRENTLY THOUGHT TO BEHAVE"

I dislike how Reed was made an asshole for assessing the public option of pushing for Franklin being sacrificed_______. It was a really shitty thing to piss on him because of this. No amount of maternal instinct or whatever justifies Sue's behavior on this.
Btw hilarious how much of a fucking booming voice she has. I think is even deeper than Ben. kek

>>213063571
Pretty sure inventing FTL travel and teleportation is a little more impressive than a knack for linguistics

>>213063571
They played him for a fool for the majority of the movie and the decrypting her words was written like he just hit some major luck. It felt like even he was impressed. Plus this: >>213064705.

>>213046247
>Mardi

>>213062231
Delightful. I salute you. Thank you Anon

>>213046862
>Here, CGI baby, take a good look at your dead mother. The mother that DIED saving your ass.

>>213063503
GOD HER ASS
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

>>213064705
But its not even something we see him do, its just a thing that's there. Everything smart about Reed is just implied in the movie or spoken about. In terms of actual feats, Johnny taking it upon himself to take the space messages seriously and actually figuring out a language from it clears anything we actually see Reed do in the movie

>>213052175
There's actually a site some nerd did that has Shooter's departure as the focal point of when the 'original' Marvel universe ended, it's actually well-reasoned in most cases

>>213054974
This comic is 16 years old.

>>213060677
Checked and correct. "Stop her johnny" would have been MUCH better.

>>213063503
Isn't the Silver Surfer generally depicted as an unwilling slave of Galactus who knows he's doing evil but can't resist until he came to Earth? Why would this shock xer?

>>213066177
No, the Silver Surfer is usually depicted as amoral until interacting with Earthlings because Galactus rebooted his memory when he took him as his herald.

>>213066019
cpr doesn't exist in this timeline

>>213066683
nah they did CPR and mouth-to-mouth. You think Pedro would miss this chance to molest a co-star on camera?

>>213044122 (OP)
Seeing this movie again with so coworkers.

>>213044536
this "art" looks like a horrible trace job, josh luna tier

>>213044122 (OP)
sounds like a line from sin city

>>213044122 (OP)
They should kill her and then bring in the real Silver Surfer.

>>213066019
What the FUCK did they do to The Thing? That looks awful.

>>213067533
He grew a beard.

Skin and hair cells are not too distinct.

>>213067572
It looks fucking retarded.

man making the Surfer Shalla-Bal was such a fucking dumbass mistake, it added nothing to the movie at all, even the part where Johnny was attracted to her got dropped after the one line before he shot at her during the chase scene, so it served no purpose except to piss off the existing fans who wanted Norrin Radd. And apparently her flashback scene was a fucking reshoot? Way to spend millions of dollars on an extra scene that was completely unnecessary and looked like crap, fuck they couldn't even show a human Norrin Radd easter egg in it given that they were supposed to be a couple. Whatever producer made that call should be kicked in the nuts repeatedly

>>213067586
he only has it for a third of the movie, for the rest he's by far the best looking Thing a FF movie's ever had

>>213067698
Eh I'm actually totally okay with it. Her character is so minor to the story and they leave this universe behind so it would be weird for it to be Norrin.

>>213059800
Retards here think superheroes don't kill for some reason. There's plenty that kill and have no issues with it, especially alt universe heroes.

>>213054974
Jonathan Hickman is the saviour of Fantastic Four.

>>213066019
Lemme guess, the baby revives her? Meh, i liked this scene better 25 years ago when it was Wolverine trying to save Rogue.

>>213067505
>>213067698
Silver Surfer is a boring non-character, i'd rather look at some shiny chick than his faggy ass.

>>213044122 (OP)
this part was based

>>213060671
it's the plot of Crisis on Infinite Earths lmao

>>213066019
HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BABY it looks worse than Twilight

>>213067865
the baby apparently had cosmic powers, it was why Galactus came down to Earth in the first place

just saw this movie can a nerd tell me who the baby is supposed to be

>>213060761
m8 even Interstellar didn't bother with that detail. How else are you gonna shoot an action scene with a black hole?

>>213060677
>last resort
By that point Surfer had literally put her hand into Sue's womb and was following them past lightspeed, so I think they were kinda there

>>213068863
>>213069506
ralph ineson has been based in just about everything i've seen him in

>>213068863
>>213069506
Now use AI to have Galactus using Reed as a cock ring. It will be glorious

>>213068863
that was kind of underwhelming desu

>>213069544
you're gonna have to do that yourself, gaynon

>>213068787
he's just a super powerful god baby because he has some special genetic mutation or whatever. he can warp reality however he wants.

yes it's as dumb as it sounds

>>213069564
A lot of this movie was. Like the ingredients are in there, it was just cooked wrong.

same issue as superman desu

>>213069573
I'll try my best

>>213069584
I kind of thought he'd do some super cool punch at him after being launched sort of like Hulk punching the giant worm in Avengers but he kinda just bumps into him and then collapses on the ground kek

>>213053157
it looks like AI was used heavily. Disney is most likely cutting costs.

Soon.
The cosplays are coming...

Is it just me or did most of the acting in this movie feel flat?

>>213069544
>made with AI

>>213069873
Bishoujomom had some out a couple weeks ago already
>>213070383
lmao

>>213044468
Marvel has always embraced the edge. It also makes their no-killing heroes stand out more.

>>213067459
>this was trash and you wanted to see it again? lol what a loser

>>213069506
>>213068863
Wait, why is it hurting him?
Comic Reed can basically liquify himself, is Preedro so weak he can even stretch a couple meters?

>>213060677
The silver surfer was literally about to rip their unborn child out of her stomach to give to galactus. That’s cause for any mother or parent to want to kill. Your fake outrage for (You)’s is overly transparent btw. No one is pathetic enough to have a problem with dialogue like that.

>>213069903
Yea. It didn't feel like the actors were actually acting off each other.

>>213059634
Uh. sweaty, the successful conservative candidate was a scummy, multiply divorced, reality tv star who liked to grab people by the pussy. It’s 2025 ffs

>>213069873
>shiny
I feel like cosplays just can't match the original. You see people with those silver paint on the streets but it just looks powdery in the end. Silver Surfette has that smooth metallic surface, complete with bits of smudge

Does the movie end with them teleporting to another dimension to explain the end of Thunderbolts?

>>213072047
No, not at all. I think them losing would have been a cooler ending than what we got, though.

Y’know this whole baby plot surrounding a 37 year old woman and 50 year old man just highlights how utterly fucked we are as a people right? It should be a laugh line that they settled down and got a baby at that age.

Are they lying on purpose? Trying to normalize this shit to hold off on the cat lady suicides a few more years?

>>213072063
They had that “Bridget Jones Baby” movie with a 43 year old woman too.

>>213072063
I really do find it baffling how old they cast the four. Would it kill them to cast someone in their 20s?

>>213072129
once they decide to cast one cast member old, they have to cast them all old.
its likely that younger talented actors don't want these roles.
e.g. Mikey Madison turning down an MCU role to play a mermaid.
e.g. Isabela Merced not being that enthusiastic about having played Hawkgirl because of the limited screen time (at least before the movie came out and it became clear her character was popular anyway)

>>213072223
This is why you get unknowns thankful for the part despite in locking them into a ten year long commitment.

>>213072047
the movie is not connected with the existing MCU continuity at all.

>>213072254
and Superman demonstrated why that's a better option for the leads.
as usual, Disney avoids risk to the point of sacrificing any chance of the films being good.

>>213044122 (OP)
>surfer actress is ugly af and viscerally off-putting irl
>hot af as the surfer

How?

>>213059800
>about to give birth
>alien that chose to destroy your world is chasing you
>is literally trying to reach inside of you mid birth and pull the baby out of you
>"wtf why would she want to kill her"
I wager this is in the poster's mind literal culture war propaganda or shitposting depending on what kind of you(s) validate him

>>213044536
MCU Sue is supposed to lust after THIS?

The problem with all these movies and in fact the problem with all current markets is that they're all selling to the biggest spender which is women.
> put mid 50yo looking hoes into movies because I don't want to feel jealous
This is our entertainment now. Completely marketed and directed towards women.
Just like the entire justice system is leaning toward women.
Just like society in general is all about women. The education system is for women. Grants are for women. Everything is for women.
The only thing left for men is video games. And they try as hell to take that from you too.]
We're living in a modern pornocracy.

>>213066019
...there is no way it actually looks this bad
I refuse to believe it.

>>213072711
Thats cuz guys pirate everything

>>213059800
>watches faggot shite like fentanyl 4
>calls others retard
kys

>>213064846
>gras

shouldn't the surfer look alien at the very least? the hair and eyes are disgusting to look at.

>>213072892
>the hair and eyes are disgusting to look at.
Why?

Man, some of this movie's CGI looks AI generated.

>>213072930
Because I don't really need to know who the actress behind the character is. She should have been bald and missing the irises in her eyes.

>>213072935
Actual Indians did generate all of it

this movie looks way better than I expected, what are you guys upset about?

>>213073081
cap

>>213059467
Based treasure planet chad

>>213073081
No one had anything to say about the visuals, retard, it's just 100 minutes of atonal montage of shit no one cares about.

>>213068863
This is the most retarded thing I've ever seen. Do they not even read their own source material? What the actual fuck

>>213073289
>it's just 100 minutes of atonal montage of shit no one cares about.
then you're not the target audience, so why care?

>>213073336
Shut the fuck up jew we discuss television and film here.

>>213070383
Anon, you are alright.

>>213071978
Needs nipples

Isn't she in a relationship? What kind of behavior is this?

>>213073862
Christ what an ugly bitch

someone post a webm of when human torch catches her board and she looks like him stretching her body like a slut, it's just after her first appearance

>>213052104
they failed, she hot

>>213066019
I'm not defending the CGI but in their defense, how do you tell a literal baby to cry and act like that? I mean I guess they can make it cry? but how would the baby you know hold their mothers dead body like what they show here??

>>213044122 (OP)
The joke is that her emotions are high because of the birth. Retard.

>>213074683
I'm reading through the thread now and I guess the mongoloid shitskins here actually didn't understand this. That is just fucking mindblowing. You people are subhuman

>>213044122 (OP)
Why did they cast a bogged woman?

SS ass looks incredible in the movie.
Why did ringwing grifters rally against her again? Are they gay?

>>213072690
shhhh, we don't talk about him

>>213068863
that's not even that much of a stretch what the fuck

>>213074658
babies cry all the time, just take a lot of footage and stitch it together

>>213068863
why does the cgi look so shit
why does it get worse with each fucking movie that comes out

>>213044536
Women are so strong, men don't stand a chance

>>213066019
>women dead, baby most affected

oh no you guys how can we fix this?
How did this problem get passed production?

>>213063433
interstellar didnt invite slingshotting mechanic bro
hmmm this looks very interstellary!!
>has only watched interstellar

>>213075871
What the fuck is a "bipoc"

They're just making up words, aren't they?

>>213075871
Back to pol, faggot. Did you forget that Pablo is Hispanic?

>>213044122 (OP)
what's the problem exactly? she was going to grab the baby and feed it to galactus otherwise

>>213075871
oh my fucking god pedro is hispanic even
but also they mean no one is black, because that's all they care about, every time there are no hispanics, asians, arabs, whatever that's all good if there's 1 black guy, i don't get americans

>>213075983
all words are made-up, anon.

>>213066019
The ending of this movie is the same as the last silver surfer film. Sue dies and is revived. Surfer "sacrifices" themself to defeat Galactus. Just watch the old one again!

>>213076123
so surfer survives this one too, hopefully?

>>213068863
who plays galactus?

>>213075871
all they would have had to do here is use frankie raye instead of shalla bal and blackwash her. have her be the human torch's gf in both universes, maybe she is dead in the main one and then it makes sense to have him talk her down

>>213076167
who fucking cares?

>>213076239
she's hot

>>213076283
A multi-verse variant will show up and maybe even be the same actress
You should commission some SFM artist to make some good silver surfer stuff

>>213076167
They don't even bother to fake you out with a death. She just zooms into galactus to push him (and herself) into the portal, and that's the last you see of them.

This looks so fucking awful. I'm so tired of seeing this faggot Queso Blanco in everything. I hate this face. I hate that he's brown. I hate his crustache. He fucking sucks.

>>213075983
It comes from "biopic" so a character that is rooted in reality. Basically, they are saying all the characters act like cartoons.

>>213076360
And Zendaya.

>>213076713
Yes. And Oscar Isaac.

>>213053091
>>213053132
>>213053187
>>213053291
These are great, don't listen to the trolls

>>213069584
Yep. They have people in charge who have little idea of what they are doing.