>the new Fantastic Four movie isn't woke-ACK

looks like he's making her cum

>>213044338 (OP)
Why did jannies delete the last thread?

>>213044338 (OP)
damn i hardly finished watching this webm. I don't think I'll be watching the whole movie anytime soon

How can I take this seriously and consider these people actors? That woman is sat in front of a greenscreen holding her hands out, wtf.

>>213044338 (OP)
>"HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US" graffiti
really?

literally who care

>>213044393
I got ten seconds in and gave up. How do alleged "adults" still care about this shit in 2025.

>>213044338 (OP)
the hell is this face? fucking Carrot Top ass face

>the woman with magical light bending powers is stronger than Stretch Armstrong
Yes?

>>213044338 (OP)
Galactus looks so bad

>>213044650
>...AND Galactus
>and that's a good thing, Chuddie!

>>213044650
maybe she shouldn't bend so much light, looks like she ran into an invisible WALL

>>213044650
And Johnny? And the Thing?

>>213044338 (OP)
Not gonna watch the movie but does galactus die

>>213044338 (OP)
How is the baby not freaking out and attacking galactus???

>>213044663
Sue's been buffed quite a bit in recent years. Here she holds back 3 Celestials. The last time Galactus fought 3 Celestials, he got gang-banged.

>>213044451
It's embarrassing. On par with the Bollywood fight scene of avengers vs sentry.

>Galactus defeated with LGBT rays

>>213044338 (OP)
What's woke about any of that, you brainwashed chud?

>>213044731
Keep in mind this is a comic book run after the audience has seen 30+ years of the character and you are comparing this to the MCU character's first appearance, alongside Galactus's first appearance

>>213044686
Yep. Her evil persona, Malice, beat the shit out of them easily. Sue has been the F4's big gun for decades.

>>213044338 (OP)
wow women are so powerful. moid bros, how do we even compete? time to transition

>>213044760
I'm not saying it's a good movie or anything, just that Sue has been established as the F4's heavy hitter for years.

>>213044799
The build up does not fit the payoff. It is too soon for Sue to be doing this. In the same way that if in the first X-Men movie of 1999 we got Jean Grey and she went Phoenix Force in that same movie, fully powered. It doesn't make sense.

>>213044756
>gets overpowered by motherly love and then genderswapped silver surfer while the men get pushed aside in disbelief
Two girl boss moments right after one another was a bit much

>>213044338 (OP)
why is galactus so small?
did he shrink himself just to fuck around for a bit before eating the planet or something?

>>213044981
he's just this size in the MCU

>>213044338 (OP)
Why do people watch this embarrassing shit?

>>213044981
His shrinking is never explained in the movie but his sizes are always wildly inconsistent. Even from scene to scene walking to earth nothing fits to scale. It reminded me of the dinosaur from the Jurassic Park movie at the end that was fisting a helicopter then was barely twice the size of a human two scenes later.

I think VFX artists are just so outsourced and amateur they don't understand scale any more.

>>213044338 (OP)
The movie was so mid

>>213044881
I keep hearing the girls shine while the guys get pushed aside. Is this actually true or is it marketing making fun of chuds insults

>>213044338 (OP)
She's forcing him away with her invisibility.

>>213045050
Johnny literally gets pushed aside by the silver surfer when she saves the day kek

>>213044686
And what of good solonius?

>>213045050
Silver Surfer comes to the Earth and tells everyone Galactus is coming, Reed is stunned into silence. Pregnant Sue Storm steps up in front of him and addresses Silver Surfer and talks to her.

Things like this happen constantly in the movie. In the end there are two girlboss self sacrifices back to back, one girlboss sacrifice even knocks aside a guy trying to sacrifice himself and sacrifices herself first. Very wine aunt and single mother coded movie with israel shit sprinkled all over.

>>213044338 (OP)
I thought she just turned invisible?
Why is she shooting gay rays at him?

>>213044756
>What's woke about any of that, you brainwashed chud?

>>213044338 (OP)
>invisible
>clearly rainbow fag light

also, why is this movie like some fucking ps2 game? no one looks like they are interacting with anything or even in the same place. galactus looks completely different from cgi buildings. ff look like people pasted on the ps2 fmv. its fucking trash.

>>213044338 (OP)
Galactus should be much larger than this

Is it because of the power of the super baby? She's so ugly

>>213044601
the bogging limits her options

>>213044981
>>213045038
It's not his real form. He can change it whenever he wants to.

>>213044338 (OP)
Galactus looks kinda ass, and also he's apparently a chump which makes me wonder how the movie can have any stakes with him as the main threat.

>>213044338 (OP)
somehow looks shittier than I imagined

>>213044451
>>213044744
If the directors had ANY integrity they'd hire a woman with actual invisibility powers and she could just turn invis and then undress for all the scenes she'd need to, and get one with actual force powers not this rainbow bullshit
practical effects mog special effects

Galactus goes from being a world destroyer bigger than planets to a 20 foot tall tomato can getting knocked around by some roastie's geocities lensflare attack, neat

>>213044338 (OP)
these jump cuts are really fucking bad

>>213044338 (OP)
>villainous CHUD gets defeated by woman with LGBT rays
a bit esoteric, no?

>>213044601
Doesn't this movie take place in the 1950s? No American wife would leave the house looking like her

>>213044686
>What about Tien and Yamcha? Why is Goku winning all the fights!?
This is how stupid you snowflakes sound.

How is the camrip? That webm looks decent enough.

>>213044690
Pedro Pascal gives him a good talking to and he joins them on the side of freeing palestine.

>>213044390
They're paid by disney, always have been

>>213044338 (OP)
Wow that looks like fucking SHIT holeeeeeeeeee jeeesus

>>213044338 (OP)
I wonder if the mcutards will cry about le heckin structural damage to the city

>>213045173
>He can change it whenever he wants to.
Are you sure? I dont recall him changing size at all in the movie. When they first talk to him hes the same building size as when he comes to Earth in the end. Only his spaceship is huge.

>>213045397
60s

>>213044338 (OP)
>woke
When will these buzzwords go away? I'd accept them being replaced with something less retarded

>>213044338 (OP)
Imagine paying money to look at ugly old hags

>>213044338 (OP)
Isn't Galactus supposed to be able to eat entire planets? But here he's barely the size of a skyscraper.

>galactus is just a big guy
>defeated by the power of girlboss
I'd like to see any capesharter try to defend this garbage

>>213045463
>How is the camrip?
Its actually really fucking good and watchable. Only downsides is the gay watermark and someone occasionally coughing in the background audio. Visually its great, I think they ran it through some AI filter to sharpen it up. Way better than the Superman camrip.

she should fire out a flying jack black instead

>>213044390
You didn't remember how janny made a pinned thread to warn people not to post avengers spoilers?

>>213044338 (OP)
why did they choose such old and saggy bitch to play a hotwife that is sue

>>213044338 (OP)
is this actually a movie in 2025? AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>213044338 (OP)
>Woman defeating a villain.
>Old unattractive actress
>Defeated men on their asses
Yep, shit’s woke.

This movie is so trash.

>>213045622
Truly the day /tv/ died

>>213045471
Too soon...

is it canon fact that miss invisible has scarlet witch powers?

also... i cant stop cringing at these Marvel movies where the actors just hold teir hands up and pretend they are using The Force... i feel bad for them.

How strong will Dr doom be

>>213044338 (OP)
>woman does something
>WOKEWOKEWOKEWOKEWOKE

>>213044338 (OP)
>YES! Smash those buildings. CRUSH those civilians!

isn't her power just invisibility and a little forcefield?

>>213044650
>Galactus has enough raw power cosmic to move entire galaxy's, resurrect the dead and basically do anything he wants
>Loses to the power of the rainbow light

>>213045471
Is she still wearing it?

>>213045570
I have no clue how it is in the comics but in the film he just rammed through a planet with his ship which was then grinding the planet into pieces and magma like stuff was pumped into Galactus via some large tubes on his back.

>>213045764
They've been evacuated

>>213045764
Give it a rest, jeet.

>>213045806
>They've been evacuated
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>213045741
WHO CARES

>>213044338 (OP)
why does vanessa kirby always look tired?

Maybe I'm crazy, but isn't invisible woman a really powerful character?

Why does it look so bad? Pajeet CGI again?

>>213045805
>he just rammed through a planet with his ship which was then grinding the planet into pieces and magma like stuff was pumped into Galactus via some large tubes on his back.
What the fuck?

>>213044533
Shia Labouf is cool again?

>>213044451
Capeshit is just live action DBZ, or at least much of it is trying to be live action DBZ. Even though DBZ was derivative of 1980s western comics, capeshit film became derivative of DBZ some time in the '10s. If you look at it that way that then a lot of this makes much more sense.

>>213045820
Sue Storm tells Johnny to kill the surfer though

>>213045847
She has to pretend she's into Pedro Pascal.

>>213045860
You have a very small and limited world media view and it shows.

>>213044981
a wizard did it

>>213045882
ah
that would be trying for anyone

>>213044731
> in recent years
moden comics is shit and should not be followed

>>213045883
It's just that almost everything about it is the same as DBZ, that's all. Not sure what the problem is

Isn't Galactus a pretty big deal? How come his appearance wasn't hyped up during the film's promotions? I don't even know the actor playing Galactus.

>>213045570
Galactus doesn't literally eat planets, he drains them of all life energy. He uses a machine to do this but he can do it himself if he wants.

>>213045806
Lol. How convenient

wtf happened to Kirby? She was so cute in Hobbs&Shaw. It's like all her worst facial traits have been magnified and all the good parts rubbed off.

>>213044338 (OP)
Who is the Thanos of the MCU now? Obviously it was supposed to be Kang but now he's out for obvious reasons. I thought it was supposed to be Galactus, but he was like a one dimensional bad guy that went down without a fight in this. Is he gone for good? Was that it? Is RDJ Doom the new Thanos now? What a mess.

>>213044760
>You see, the problem is when I move some goalposts around your entire point is invalidated

>>213044451
Noah Hawley said that he thought this kind of stuff was boring to look at, so he always substituted his superhuman battles for something else, like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84ja5ehgpCA

>>213044338 (OP)
This is terrible, the cgi is terrible, the acting is terrible, fucking rainbow pride rays.
Even the cartoon did it better where it took all the superheros of the world to stop him.

>>213046112
DOOM.

>>213046017
Wow, that sounds lame as fuck

>>213045287
She’s now stronger than Brie Larson’s Captain Marvel. Remember her btw.

>>213044338 (OP)
Riveting action! A real stand off for the ages!

>>213044338 (OP)
She is so bogged

>>213046185
>tfw you found out the secret to opening jars with metal lids
I feel like a god.

>>213044338 (OP)
What is the might of Galactus compared to a wine-fueled aunt?

>>213046181
They're not lying when they say it's not a multiverse Stark variant. It will turn out to be the 'real' Tony that was resurrected by Extremis and it has a whole 'Doc Ock tentacles' controlling effect on him.

Lmao at how 60% of background actors were black. Like this isn't Nigeria, Shackman. Reminds me of FF7 Rebirth slop where every NPC is black

And they tried to represent every race so there's like two closeup 2 second holds on like two random Asians, made me chuckle. And then they didn't show any Indians on screen, so when they were radioing every country, Sue Storm goes "COPY DELHI HELLO COPY DELHI?" three times while every other country was once, so they could attract Indians. YES SAAAAAAAR YES SAAAAAAAR I WILL WATCH YOUR MOVIE NOW I WILL REDEEM

>>213044338 (OP)
Is Galactus this tiny in canon? I thought he was planet sized

>>213046014
In the last fantastic 4 film with the silver surfer galactus was just a big cloud in the sky.
For what ever reason movie makers hate galactus.

omg the good guys are just like us
we are NOT afraid!!!! he will NOT divide us!!!!!!

>>213046238
In English, doc

>>213046251
Meds

>>213046198
Dont forget Emilia Clarke. All you need is invisible woman, cap marvel, emilia clark and ironheart and those 4 alone would beat anything in the MCU. They literally couldnt lose.

>>213044338 (OP)
>Galactus has psyonic energy and telekinesis, grabs their car out of midair with his powers
>Sue shoots him with her psyonic powers
>He just stops and never uses it again for some reason

Hollywood writing really is just a jew nepotism industry.

Yes yes this is great and all sure but when will they put Valeria in these movies?

>>213046014
Because they want to replace galactus long term with the daughter they introduced in the comics a couple years ago

Please remember legacy character swan songed to make way for progressive replacement

>>213046322
Is Galactus supposed to be Blumpf?

>>213046351
Nah, i noticed this too. Every second NPC was black. It was funny.

>>213045724
wtf I love kpop now

>>213046366
I hope she gets played by a latina

>>213046374
He looks like a seething chudjak.

>>213046324
LE SHALAMALANDINGDONG TWEEST!!!

Haven’t touched a comic in nearly a decade but apparently Galactus has a horny teenage daughter now? Who’s her mother?

>>213046525
This is what they are doing galactus is being replaced. Like fuck why in every new movie I feel like im telling you guysthis for thr first time. It's like you guys can't comprehend the formula of slop

>>213046525
Gal Lacta-Sion

>>213045724
>*crawls out of your TV*

>>213044338 (OP)
Holy shit what a ugly bitch. Can we have attractive women in movies again?

>>213045860
If it was really derivative of DBZ it would be better. They would at least pummel each other with high-speed-kung-fu action and then one of them would be a ll fucked up and blood is coming out of his mouth and he’d go “heh, guess it’s time.. to get serious!”

>>213046372
>Because they want to replace galactus long term with the daughter they introduced in the comics a couple years ago
I will now watch your movie

>>213044654
Why is Galactus so small?

>>213044338 (OP)
>LEAVE MY SON ALONE
kino.

>>213046698
Idk after spending a lot of time in the movie of the smartest person in the world figuring out a """plan""" (which hinges on Galactus just walking into the teleporter????) I found the key moment being "she becomes stronger than a space god because she's a mom" to be a complete letdown, fell absolutely flat for me

Jessica Alba looks better than Kirby despite being 7 years older and she first played Sue 20 years ago.

>>213045724
jeebus there's fuckin' ghosts slagging it off on tiktik.

>>213046525
Yeah I've seen lots of porn of hebe galactus sucking dick, I'd assumed it was just some kind of marvels rivals thing

>>213045610
Link?

that's some insane jobbing and I'm speaking as an unemployed man.

>>213046840
>>213026540

>>213045724
WHO IS SHE?

this movie's "finale" makes the third act of Superman (2025) seem like the third acts of Star Wars and Avatar combined.

>>213046778
well the brain is known to unlock safety limits within the body at such times
maybe they could have shown her bleeding from the eyes/nose to signify her overexerting her powers.

we are never going to get another infinity war style ending are we? we all thought F4 would be defeated and have to run and we would see the end of their earth by galactus as the team jumps ship into a different dimension (616)

Is it worth going to the kinoplex for?

>>213045848
>Maybe I'm crazy, but isn't invisible woman a really powerful character?

It's the comics she's personally killed a Celestial

She's been the Jean Grey of the F4 for decades

>>213047059
Yeah I get that, but as the lynchpin, it is just lazy writing imo. Any kind of setup for her being capable of doing sth like that and it being deadly to her would have been nice

>>213047105
No

>>213047164
More like the F1 then

>>213044338 (OP)
>I'M ACTING

>>213047214
why not?

>>213047089
>we are never going to get another infinity war style ending are we
you mean a shit nonsensical ending?

>>213047222
Johnny is also ridiculously strong, he can go Supernova. It's just Thing and the fantastic cuck who are lame.

>>213047223
If you want a picture of the future of cinema, imagine a middle aged woman waving her arms in front of a green screen — forever

>>213047105
idk, do you enjoy MCU movies?

>>213046677
I mean it would be fine except they are doing it for every character then turn the daughter into a feminist lesbian with a dyke haircut. Not sure what you're celebrating

>>213047353
I haven't enjoyed any since Infinity War

>>213047222
They basically always use the clause that she doesn't have the mindset to be a godlike being, so her near limitless power never actually comes out except in the most extreme circumstances. She'd rather just be a mom and wife.

Pretty much the same as how there's multiple X-Men (eg like Jubilee) with world destroying level powers but never seem it because it just wouldn't occur to them to do that shit

>>213047488
Me neither. This one's alright, had a decent time

>>213044338 (OP)
and Sue recently used her force field to keep a time-traveling ship together for a fraction of a second during the big bang, who gives a fuck, it's comic books

>IS THAT A WOMEN.....DOING SOMETHING????
>AHHHHHHH I CANT BREEEEEED

>>213047789
Finally someone gets me. This is why I come to /Tv!

>>213044731
Modern dog crap? Are you retarded?

>>213044663
She died by pushing him into the teleport, hardly op

>>213045050
movie ends with the men standing by watching the women beat galactus. I dont even hate women and I find that ridiculous because it's called fantastic four not Sue Storm and the other bitch.

>>213044338 (OP)
>no man can beat me
>I AM NO MAN
Kino.

>>213046778
>smartest man in the world
>okay we cant teleport earth away from galactus but what if we teleport galactus away????
>lets have galactus walk onto this MASSIVE RED BULLEYE where we can teleport him and put the baby in the middle of it
>Galactus walks to the red bullseye and gets hit a few times
>Reed just walks over and takes the baby out and replaces it with an empty basket
>Galactus sees the baby is in another location and walks away

Whoever wrote this movie is RETARDED

>>213048037
It really is a dumb as fuck plan

>>213048037
>>213048100
especially because they have seen that Galactus has some kind of scan view that saw through Sue's belly and recognized Franklin as what he is, why the fuck would he fall for this idiotic ruse

>>213048037
Galactus is also shown in the movie to have telekinesis, and could grab the baby remotely, so it's even more retarded.

>>213045121
No answer, huh? Thought so.

>>213047105
if you like mcu stuff sure. it's ok, but i think thunderbolts was better.

>>213044338 (OP)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEN
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>213047105
No. God no. Save your time and money, this movie has no redeeming qualities unlike Thunderbolts. Just watch superman instead.

>>213048223
I hear good things, but I'd have to watch that Black Widow movie first and I just don't want to do "homework" to watch a movie

>>213044338 (OP)
This looks awful.

why has CGI gone backwards

>>213048312
jeets are cheap and fast but their work quality suck

>>213044338 (OP)
Who did it better?

>>213048312
what movie has the best CGI in your view

>fantastic four movie
>it didnt end with the FOUR of them using their powers to fight off galactus
>Just Sue using her powers

Did they hate the other 3 dudes? The final moment should have been reed formulating a plan and using his stretchy powers to slingshot the thing boosted by johnny to push Galactus into the portal while sue holds him down. That would have given everyone a moment to shine.

>>213044338 (OP)
Are the rest of the fantastic 4 taking a fucking nap?

>>213048391
I can just picture this retard on a greenscreen room with the director screaming "LOWER!". Retard shit for retards, I can't fathom leaving the house to watch this shit.

>>213044774
>>213044774
She definitely has big guns, big bakery too. hehe

>>213048289
the last two things i watched before it from the mcu were hawkeye and infinity war, and i still thought it was approachable. thunderbolts is definitely good for a capeshit flick (nothing about it is particularly groundbreaking, but it was good). this new fantastic 4 one is also ok, but it's got way more flaws imo.

>>213048458
genius Reed Richards came up with the genius plan on betting that Galactus walks right into a clearly marked area (in RED no less), does not notice the teleportation device that is not disguised at all, and just submits to a 40second portal.
Smartest man in the world indeed

>>213047921
turns out the one whose power is creating incredible force with a thought it more effective than fireguy, rockdude and rubberman

>>213044338 (OP)
>sue is far and away the most powerful, competent, and smartest team member
>reed just stands around and is "smart".
>ben's superpower seems to be judaism/cooking since that's 90% of what he does in the movie
only the human torch was done well imo. they don't feel like a good team.

>>213044338 (OP)
LMAO

>>213048578
How do they plan to have Reed lead the Avengers if he's portrayed as an incompetent retard in his introduction?

Seems fair turnaround after the last F4 movie just left Sue the fuck behind instead of taking her on the trip into space where everyone got their powers

>>213048858
better writers, hopefully

>>213044338 (OP)
>So this is the power of woman... whoah....

>>213048858
He is clearly a genius during the whole movie, all the tech around the world is because of him, but yeah that last plan was some cartoon level shit, lol

>>213044338 (OP)
god I hate capeshit so much

>>213044338 (OP)
how fucking lame

>>213044338 (OP)
Nah, Invisible Woman is fucked up powerful like that. It's not like she can hurt Galactus, though.

>>213049324
The problem is that it isn't really established in the movie

>>213045622
Good morning, sar.

>>213044338 (OP)
isn't sue storm the strongest of the fantastic 4 in the comics?

>>213049128
>cartoon level shit
Might as well have Galactus slip on a banana while Reed opens a portal beneath him.

>>213044338 (OP)
Girls get it done, chud

It's all well and good, but I need to know if Sue gets knotted in the movie or not. If not, then Superman is the better movie.
Interspicies sex is the best. MonkexDog for Superman. Aye-ayexWhatever for FF.

Isn’t she one of the most powerful beings in all of Marvel? Also this is an elseworlds Galactus where he’s aome kind of weird lava robot, the MCU proper has it’s own Galactus surely. She also dies doing this and is only brought back to life by Franklin

>>213044338 (OP)
If I ever see this I'm going to pretend her powers are just manipulating her farts, of which she has an endless supply, to attack with, just like pyro in X-Men 2 could manipulate fire

>>213049365
It's the first movie with this roster. It's literally established right in that scene.

>>213049390
Yes, but in the comics she earned it with years of stories. She started as the weakest and it took decade of character development for her to become the strongest. And they didn't need to job the other 3 to do it.
She also became a good leader after Reed 'died' and she had to take over. So it wasn't out of nowhere.

>>213044338 (OP)
Yeah they were right back then, he really does look too silly.

>>213049515
no, that scene is "I'm a mom, so I'm stronger than anything". If her power had been established, it would have been part of the (idiotic) "plan" they hatched. It's lazy writing and gets topped off with a meaningless "death" that is immediately revised.

>>213046149
I liked Legion overall, but it got too quirk chungus as it went on.

>>213044338 (OP)
Marveldrones will defend this.

>>213044338 (OP)
Must be really tough acting, just holding a out your hands like that..

>>213045288
they had to force a cut in there because pedro pascal had anxiety

>>213045860
What a sad pathetic cope from capeshitters.

>>213044338 (OP)
just give torrent link

>>213049529
Sure but we're not going to do five movies over 15 years to establish characters to how they are widely known now
It's like expecting the eventual X-Men reboot to make Jean Grey the weak link of the team because Jean wasn't even a telepath for the first ten years of the comic

ok so would Cloud Galactus kick MCU Galactus' ass?

>and then the hero uses his magic powers to win

how do capestuff enjoyers keep enjoying this stuff?

>>213046525
nobody, she's like a tumor that left him and became sentient

>>213045288
They had to cut out Pedro Pascal groping her

>dude it was in the comics!
does not excuse something being lame as fuck in a movie

>>213045038
He shrinks when he's hungry.

How does the Galactus CGI look worse than the kaiju in the new Superman movie?

>>213044338 (OP)
How do people watch what is essentially the $300M version of a kid going "kamehameha!" on a playground and not die of cringe?

>>213044338 (OP)
rainbows kek

>>213045397
The tech for her facial surgeries wasn't even around then.

>>213045288
there's ~10 seconds of footage between the top and bottom images, why lie about something when the movie doesn't need any help being bad. I've seen tokusatsu shows that look better.

>>213045788

>>213044338 (OP)
who is that old whore

>>213044338 (OP)
H8ckman would have had Reed single handedly defeat Galactus while Sue, Ben, and Jonny do nothing in the background.

>>213050186
what's wrong with the CGI?

I also loved how Galactus could choke/hold Shalla-Bal in place without even getting up from his weird machinethrone, but in the end can't do anything to prevent her shoving him through a portal
just amazing consistency and writing there

Superman won so fucking hard.

>>213050455
he could also have picked up the baby using his mind, without going into the giant "KICK ME" area.

>>213045099
dropped

>>213050492
Is it really a win when all the other contesters were utterly retarded?

>>213044338 (OP)
Im sorry I think the casting for sue and reed is fuckin terrible.

>>213050515
>the giant "KICK ME" area.
which again, just a genius plan, zero notes, nothing but admiration for the brilliant mind of Richards

>>213050215
it's actually a curse-yehameha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFMIgNhDWM0

>>213044338 (OP)
Wow saar very good CGI!

>>213044338 (OP)
Reid was a bitch in this movie. When Doom shows up he's going to kick his ass and fuck his wife and steal his child like in the comics

>>213044393
When she rushed up to thrust her hands out again, I almost tapped there.

>>213050431
Based Hickman would have had Reed create The Ultimate Nullifier.

>>213049778
Actually on second thought it's not even worth pirating this crap

>>213050824
it's out on all streaming sites
just use yandex to find it, it's not indexed by google anymore

>>213044338 (OP)
>he doesn't know

>>213044338 (OP)

This looks so fucking bad.

>>213045622
You just made that up

>>213047344
Reed could have near Plastic Man level abilities, but he is ironically too rigid to actually use his powers.

Thing got fucked over tho

>>213048289
for thunderbolts the only one i'd say you need to watch beforehand is falcon and the winter soldier. you don't really need to watch black widow or anything else. just know that yelena is the OG's black widow sister and they were separated as kids then yelena got snapped away by thanos and when she came back after the hulk snap she found out natasha died which made her depressed. honestly the 2 episodes of hawkeye do her backstory better than the black widow movie

>>213051441
>for thunderbolts the only one i'd say you need to watch beforehand is falcon and the winter soldier
dude that's even worse, I'm not gonna watch one of the shitty shows, sorry

>>213051003
Of course since it's a webm of a camrip from a shitty phone, lmao

>>213048289
It's the biggest problem with Thunderbolts:
For Yelena and her dad backgrounds, you need to watch the shitty Black Widow movie.
For US Agent, you need to watch the horse shit Falcon TV show.
Both fucking terrible, but I really enjoyed Thunderbolts to be honest.
Maybe you can find a quick resume of the movie and show on Youtube, I don't know.

>>213051981

Well clearly, but i don't think that makes Galactus look less like a PS3 cutscene.

>>213045724
sauce? what fb link did you get this from?

bros, I don't understand...everyone loved Sue in Rivals... THERE WAS CLEARLY A MARKET!!!!!

>>213044338 (OP)
any y'all /co/rnballs know why galactus so small? I thought the nigga ate planets and shit

>>213050969
That's like making a comic about Scrappy-doo being badass.

>>213044338 (OP)
Well of course it is - Silver Surfer's a girl.

>>213046014
>I don't even know the actor playing Galactus.
It's Finchy from The Office. He threw a kettle over a pub once.

>>213045140
>>213045038
Galactus in the comics is "however tall he needs to be" anyways so I'm not concerned that he's too small, but god there's no consistency from shot to shot

>>213044881
Motherly love is literally the most anti-woke thing there is.

I thought Galactus was supposed to be the bigger threat compared to Thanos (which had two movies and a lot of build up) and he gets defeated in 5 minutes?

>>213044338 (OP)
That it complete shit.

Is that one of Putin's wives?

>>213053404
>I thought Galactus was supposed to be the bigger threat compared to Thanos
who told you that?

>>213044338 (OP)
why is Galactus so tiny?

>>213045806
>They've been evacuated
then the writers have never seen or experienced a real evacuation.

>>213044338 (OP)
>taste the rainbow!

>>213044338 (OP)
How does Galactus even make sense in the MCU?

Shouldn't he be the size of suns and swallow up planets like nothing? Why is he so "small" in comparison and getting his ass kicked? He could've nuked earth in 1 second flat instead of being humiliated like this.

>>213053868
the MCU in the comics doesn't make sense.

Disney were probably stunned to find out that movies and TV are held to a higher standard.

>>213044654
Asian kaiju pandering slop. Looks like those nip movies where the ancient evil samurai giant wakes up although part 2, nip Goonies in snow adventure is comfy.

god i hate disney so much

>>213053911
>Disney were probably stunned to find out that movies and TV are held to a higher standard.
It's not even that. The comics ALSO don't sell. They adapted the popular old stuff first and (what a surprise) it was popular.
Then they got to the newer material and the movies flopped just like the contemporary comic sales are flopping.

None of this should have been a surprise. Female Thor and She-Hulk did not make money in comic form either. B-Tier shonen mangas outsell most of Marvel Comics.

>>213044338 (OP)
to be fair all marvel women are insanely powerful even in the original older comics

>>213044338 (OP)
>Knocks the Surfher away while starting to give birth as the other 3 are knocked down
>Practically solos Galactus, howls like a gorilla, while the other three did jack all to Galactus and are down.
>Thing doesn't even punch him.
>Stops end of the end-of-the-world protestors that want her to give up her baby with a bland speech.
>Protestors clap.

>>213053404
What?
Galactus is not a bigger threat than Thanos at all.

>>213053868
>Shouldn't he be the size of suns and swallow up planets like nothing?
no nigga he's like building sized, he uses a machine to feed on planets.

>>213054457
>Stops end of the end-of-the-world protestors that want her to give up her baby with a bland speech.
yeah that was the most well-behaved angry mob I've ever seen lmao

how could they white genocide us like this fellow capesissies?

>>213054490
>>213053587
Oh well, I guess size doesn't matter!

>>213045397
I'm not sure exactly what year it takes place in. The universe it's set in retro futuristic so it could be their equivalent to modern day or actually back in the past, idk.

>>213046698
I'm so confused why's this kid so special what powers does he have?

>>213055399
He essentially has the powers of a god

>>213055399
>>213055529
Galactus says the "Power Cosmic". Baby Franklin resurrects Sue at the end. Doom will probably nab him to merge the multiverses

>>213044338 (OP)
What's her power supposed to be? Repulsing men with her faggotry?

>>213044338 (OP)
I refuse to believe anyone over the age of 16 actually enjoys capeshit. It's genuinely even more pathetic than playing video games or even watching anime

>>213055744
And posting on 4chan even!

>>213045860
>getting a lot of Boss Baby vibes from this

>>213047105
HELL no

>>213055744
who raped you?

So the movie doesn’t end with their earth being destroyed? Then what was thunderbolts’ end credits for?

>>213044338 (OP)
I don't have really deep knowledge about cape shit, but isn't galactus supposed to be some beyond strength being or some shit? Why is some woman whose power is being invisible pushing him around?

time to update the AI

Sue Storm is stunning and brave

>>213044731
She temporary holds back one. Once the others shoot her shield breaks. That's a far cry from single handily pushing back Galactus.

>>213056218
You don't really think Feige is watching these movies any more do you

nobody is

>>213054457
yeah and she could've easily pulled galactus into the teleporter. The final battle should've ended quickly.
Also the silver surfer saves Johnny.

>>213049390
Yes. And by far. But she's not single handily overpowering Galactus like this.

>>213044390
Yet they did nothing when Superman came out.

>>213056218
That was just a billboard.

>>213044338 (OP)
I like the Galactus costume design but its difficult to beat if your only competition is a dark cloud of smoke from Rise of the Silver Surfer. Besides that, the CGI looks like shit and the combat looks boring. Isn't this suppose to be a action flick? Maybe there's more to thr movie but I won't be watching. If there was Pedo Pascal, I would consider it though.

>>213044338 (OP)
This is a brain dead take. Her pushing wouldn't have mattered at all if Reed hadn't invented the telephoning gateway shit. It's his brain that saved the day.

i liked superman more

>>213044338 (OP)
she is so old and ugly wtf

>>213056787
>Um, Reed saved da day, actually
> The entire second part of the fight is Sue and the 3 morning dead Sue.

>>213056787
*teleporting

>>213056869
And Sue is doing what? Pushing him into the telportation device created by Reed. Without which Galactus could not have been defeated. The whole point of the fight is getting Galactus into the thing Reed made that will feel port him to the edge of the Universe where he'll starve and die.

>>213045860
I wish it was DBZ, at least the action wouldn't be lame as fuck.
This movie and Superman prove the genre is taken over by women and fags

>>213056907
>The whole point of the fight is getting Galactus into the thing Reed made
>Scene is focused Sue getting mommy power up, getting her son.

>>213044338 (OP)
The fantastic four has never been about how great their powers are, the strongest members of the team have always been The Thing and The Human Torch. Galactus is a universe level threat, he eats worlds and wouldn't have any incentive to shrink down to the size shown in the webm, he is normally hundreds of thousands of miles in size.

Movies are fag propaganda nowadays, there is no reason to watch them.

>>213055399
Yes.

>>213057003
Again, Sue pushing Galactus over would not have mattered without the "This Will Kill Galactus" device that Reed made. I'm not sure what you're expecting. You want Reed to build the Galactus killing weapon AND ALSO solo Galactus? Then there is no point it being the Fantastic Four.

Imagine telling your dad(or grandpa if you're a zoomer), who grew up on Taxi Driver, the Godfather, the Deer Hunter or even Scarface that this shit would be the most anticipated type of movie every year

>>213044338 (OP)
Surely there would be a better way to film this sequence

>>213055399
He can create pocket universes, can hang with Galactus, can warp reality, can read minds, move things with his mind, etc.

He's basically a celestial in human form.

>>213057064
>Then there is no point it being the Fantastic Four.
And that's why I didn't like Sue soloing Galactus.
I watched that scene and thought how much better this would have been if all four of them had pushed him back. Not that lame-ass Thing knocks down a building for Sue, no. All four of them are pushing him back every step of the way.

>>213044731
precedence for retardation doesnt make retardation okay

>>213057297
>And that's why I didn't like Sue soloing Galactus.
Again, she didn't. She shoved him over into the device created by Reed Richards whilst the Thing pushed a building into him and Johnny Storm would have had to die shoving him through the portal if he hadn't guilt tripped the Silver Surfer through his radio message scheme. She literally does not defeat him alone. The only slightly irrelevant one is The Thing, the plan to defeat Galactus is heavily reliant on the roles of Reed and Johnny in for the former making the device in the first place and the latter getting the Silver Surfer to swap sides. If you removed either role they would not have defeated Galactus because the device wouldn't exist or there would have been nobody to push Galactus through. Watch the film.

>>213045288

Has anyone pointed out that the shit she's spraying is rainbow colored?

This movie is as subtle as having a chainsaw rammed up your fucking asshole.....sideways!!!FACT!!!

>>213057520
>Has anyone pointed out that the shit she's spraying is rainbow colored?
One of her main powers is light refraction

>>213045514
They evacuated the entire city

>>213057872
Snyder's worst contribution is making sure this line is said in every capeshit megafight movie from now on

They might as well just go full DBZ and say "Let's fly to the desert rocks place to fight Bejita"

>>213044586
Faggots and tastelettes I guess? Don't they know nothing good came out after y2k?