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For me it's troi, though her romulan episode is kino

>>213044611 (OP)
Best luxwanna episode

>>213044678
that guy is always a joy to watch in anything, I don't want to look him up he's probably gone

>>213044678
She's a cute

>>213044611 (OP)
>Please state the nature of your emergency
>cut lip

i am still bothered by the cat problem

the rape of joe sisko was the last straw for me

>>213044905
The Caitian
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Caitian

>>213044930
no. spot

>>213044930
Thundercaitian

>>213044778
I really like the all grey bridge from that pilot episode. Kinda wish they'd kept it, but it's fine.

>>213044957
whats bothering you about spot?

>>213044611 (OP)
I grew up on a freighter

>>213045097
>hey travis what are you having for lunch?
>on freighters we would always have the same thing, rations

>Good morning travis
>you know on freighters we didn't have mornings we had shifts

>hey we're playing cards want to join us travis?
>on freighters we never had time to play cards

>hey Travis I was wondering
>did you know I grew up on a freighter?

>>213045265
one time Travis told a story about how there were sex aliens on board (the freighter) so he just lifted weights with his dad so he would jack his dick all the way off. what a terrible scene.

>>213045265
I made a similar joke in a thread last week and summoned the world's biggest and perhaps only Mayweather enjoyer

>>213044611 (OP)
Q episodes for me. As a concept I like the idea of Q but it became so grating so quickly.

>>213045338
I remember its where I got the idea for my post

>>213045338
it's not that I "enjoy" him I just thought you were being ridiculously harsh. the "muh freighter" stuff is breifly in the first season then they chill out with it

>>213045378
>briefly
It's every lone he says on season

>>213045378
well to be fair after the first season they basically drop travis entirely

SNW is kino.

>>213044608
I know that it doesn't actually work when they tried to adapt it to Federation tech but the (((Sikarians))) didn't even entertain the notion that it could beam the entire ship, they just flat out refused

>>213045571
it was confirmed at the end it would never work, t least in so much as be'lanna understood the technology, also apart from that they are simply far more advanced voyager would never have the slightest chance in bullying them into helping if they didn't want to, what they could've done is play nice and politely ask for supplies and energy, nothing beyond their own tech just a full resupply

>>213045097
Chadweather>everyone

>>213045734
They had neelix ranked lower

>>213045691
I get that, but I still hate the faggot French lead Sikarian who gets bored easily and acts like a dickhead, he never wanted to help anyone, he just wanted to be amused

>>213045795
>a young guy who does his job well and doesn't cause any problems is one of the worst sci fi characters of ALL TIME
what kind of retard made this list

>>213045900
oh sure he's eminently hateable I do like the concept though, imagine how lesser races see the federation

>>213045795
>Getting filtered by Neelix

SAD!

>>213046064
>imagine how lesser races see the federation
This is why I don't hate the Kazon with a passion like most people do. They have a point; Voyager does go strutting around showing off their advanced technology while claiming a moral high ground in not using it to help people

>>213046244
Kazon are the niggers of the delta quadrant they have zero redeeming qualities

>>213046411
The delta quadrant seemed very backwater

>>213046411
They are niggers but they were literally based on niggers
>gangs with names
>kill each other at the slightest provocation
>loud, obnoxious, no one wants them around
>don't you dare display your "colors" in the wrong sector if you want to live

>>213046590
based tuvok taking out the trash

>>213046590
That was intentional and based on real life; that part of the Milky Way galaxy has larger voids between spiral arms, therefore has it fewer clusters and star systems so natural resources and raw material would be more scarce.
Later in the show when they get closer to the center of the galaxy, the civilizations they encounter are older and more advanced.

When I was young and watched next gen I got raging boners and same with deep space.

>>213046813
How many of them were at night? Whose plasma are you injecting for eternal youth?

>>213046745
Post em

>>213046411
>>213046645
They're clearly space Vikings.

>>213045006
it is illogical to allow cats to roam free and breed uncontrolled in a closed system like a starship.
pets would be highly regulated and breeding even moreso.

>>213047060
that would be klingons

>>213046590
Turns out being in the Borg's backyard isn't conductive to advanced civilizations

>>213047157
Nah, Klingons are the Spanish armada of the 1500s or Samurai, depending on who you ask.

>>213045990
they wanted him talking jive and making trouble for his honky ass captain

>>213047252
This on TNG onwards. In TOS they're the Red Peril.

>>213046948
>puts sol system just on the side of the beta quadrant
it belongs in the alpha quadrant, sector 001

>>213046948
The galaxy is a big, big place, this makes it look tiny

>>213047252
they are space viking samurai

>>213047477
I post them because I like the anons who pick them apart. I'm not trying to rage b8, but info b8 because I find the comments nitpicking them interesting

The only good episodes where the ones with Q. Change my mind.

>>213047570
the romulan star empire is way too big in all of them. everyone knows it only consists of romulus and remus and theyre totally helpless if anything goes wrong.

>>213047915
JJ is so stupid its unreal

>>213047533
Vikings don't rave about honor and Klingons don't raid by TNG, they're a proper empire. A viking is just a gangbanger in a longboat with an axe; he serves no government.

>>213046244
The Federation doesn't want to conquer and assimilate lesser species.
They don't invite you to join until you're relatively equal in civilization and tech level.


Besides imagine if you will giving a Klingon nuclear energy. How long until they develop nukes?

>>213045365
>Q episodes for me. As a concept I like the idea of Q but it became so grating so quickly.

I hate Voyager but Death Wish is one of my top three episodes across the entire franchise after The Inner Light and City on the Edge of Forever.

What I love most is the way it takes such an abstract concept of the Q continuum and visualizes it in a way that makes you understand.

https://youtu.be/zp9cL458Qns?si=2M56MKNCkYm-xoMc

It also retcons and reconceptualized everything we know of the de Lancie Q, explaining why he was causing shit with the other Q pointing out the irony of him defending the continuum while casting Gerrit Graham was a masterstroke as he's brilliant in the role but to me he'll always be Beef....

https://youtu.be/Psj1l6JHmPA?si=zHtKGMLxTt6iZYkx

Death Wish is Star Trek at its absolute best, concepts, ideas, moral conundrums with someone wanting to kill themselves and being made to understand why he should be allowed, all explained beautifully.

Star Trek doesn't get any better than that!!!FACT!!!

>>213048346
the similarities are manifold if you don't see it thats your problem

>>213048561
fuck off ctm, didn't read your post never will you spastic

>>213048478

https://youtu.be/aiEGcTuMgow?si=SFb7NBnCfuETeIRQ

!!!FACT!!!

>>213048590
Ok, schizo.

>>213048639
stop shilling your trash you cringy faggot you are and always have been a cringy faggot now FUCK OFF

>>213047060
Hilariously, the Kazon were 1990's moral panic over LA street gangs

They're like Crips and Bloods except really stupid

>>213048678
? you really don't see the similarities? really?

>>213048704
LA street gangs and Vikings are really not that different. Ones just use cars and guns instead of boats and axes, but the "job" is the same.

>>213048704
>except
lol

>>213048735
What are they

>>213048625
>fuck off ctm, didn't read your post never will you spastic

May I ask you where I would know you from kind Sir as you seem like a charming and sophisticated gentleman?!?FACT!!!

>>213048699
>stop shilling your trash you cringy faggot you are and always have been a cringy faggot now FUCK OFF

That hurts my feelings!!!FACT!!!

>>213048089
>JJ is so stupid its unreal

>>213045378
>so you say this is all some sort of simulation? Did you know I grew up on a freighter?
>yes. I know

>>213048805
I know you since I was here since before you started posting you faggot, remember that time everyone namefagged as you and that other name fag for a full day it was like 10 years ago, good times, you literally never have anything to contribute your shitty gimmick is lame and obnoxious, nothing about you is palatable and yet you keep posting year after year with your dogshit takes. I bet the nufaggots who actually replied to you gave you some boost thinking someone cares about your shit. Remember that time you broke down and started posting about how you wanted to kill yourself? I do, wish you had gone through with it and spared us from your idiocy.

>>213048996
heres that post you deleted btw

>>213049068
Why are you responding to a tripfag anyway?

>>213048794
hard drinking pirates but they really work for a rich well organized empire, stovokor is vahalla, die with a blade in your hand, the only honer is to be gained dying in battle etc. How do you not get it?

>>213049110
ctm is namefag not a tripfag, learn the difference nu-fag

>>213049168
This is the image they portray and what Worf believes but I don’t buy it. You’re telling me they’d let members of their crews die of minor injuries rather than treating them because it’s honourable? It’s fucking stupid is what it is

>>213049235
>thats the image they portray but its not reality
well no shit, just like vikings and samurai

213049224
You two retards obviously deserve each other

>>213049276
no ctm is a retard and always has been I understand as you are a nufaggot you don't get it

Redditors are squealing hard over this.

>>213048089
That's probably why canon Trek instantly said duh of course it wasn't just one fucking system and two planets that were lost, a huge chunk of the empire got blown to shit

>>213049412
lol as if anyone cares Let Them Die

>>213047915

How many times has the entire Federation almost fallen because of Earth

>>213049427
right the "SUPER-DUPER MEGA NOVA" crap. The cope was unreal, it was just fucking stupid

>>213048996

>>213048996
>Remember that time you broke down and started posting about how you wanted to kill yourself? I do, wish you had gone through with it and spared us from your idiocy.

I never had any such breakdown as you are telling porkie pies and know it while I revel in your hatred as it is like sweet nectar to me and knowing that you've been butthurt over my presence for at least a decade is my reward causing pre-cum to dribble out of my purple Nazi helmet.

Furthermore, I would never kill myself as the thing that keeps me going is the desire to outlive everyone I hate and have the opportunity to piss on their graves except you wont have one as your ashes will be flushed down the nearest toilet because by then no one will have cared that you died just as no one cares that you're alive now!!!FACT!!!

>>213049460
never, literally never, its important but not he be all and end all, the possibility of the earth being glassed is discussed multiple times and an attack happens in ds9. Its bad its not the end of the federation

>>213049508

Anywho, enough faggotry, does anyone in this threat play Star Trek games?

My favorite is Star Trek Starfleet Command 3 and I wish they'd make another one since it's been over 20 years since 3 was released!!!FACT!!!

>>213049570
I think picrel was underrated

>>213049508
as I said, cringy useless crap each and every post you make, I see you ignored the time everyone on /tv/ namefagged as you for a day what a cringy stupid faggot you are and now you are making yt vids and shilling them. You are as pathetic as you ever were. Sperg away ctm I actually thought you might grow up one day but nope. You should've kys back then.

>>213049168
That corresponds to Holy Roman Empire Spaniards much more than Vikings. They drink WINE, read poetry and sing OPERA, which the Spaniards did but the Vikings, being mostly illiterate retards, didn't.

>>213049570
you should try the new mod and not post like such a cringy faggot ctm, I don't hate you I pity you

>>213049698
you really think the vikings didn't sing ballads?

>>213049740
A Ballad is not an opera. Every people in history sang songs, moron. That fits everyone.

>>213049812
idk what to tell you the viking similartires are clearly forefront of the culture, you are trying to make it about the spanish empire for some reason its odd but if you refuse to see reason then thats your problem. By all means if you want to see them as spanish go right ahead

>>213049892
If you don't know much about Vikings or Samurai and just see what you want to see, be my guest anon. I'd just urge you to read actual History rather than fictionalized tales or fantasies.

>>213049958
the writers didn't know much about either, I do, the klingons in the 24 century were based on the understanding of both vikings and samurai, that is maybe where we've hit a snag. Actual history was never high on trek writers to do list, see achoocheemoya

>>213050060
What about mark twain, he was in history

>>213050997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uIxSwvmWVM
hmm ha mm hu hee

>>213049427
thats not how physics work. space is big. you just wont believe how vastly, hugely, mindblowingly big it is. I mean you may think its a long way down the road to the dialator store, but thats just peanuts to space.

>>213049412
This made me want to go check if they were and yes over on the trek subreddit they are. They’re praising discovery for being fag slop and “worried about the state of the franchise under Trump.” Saw a comment where someone said Archer liked torturing people on enterprise because of 9/11. It’s a sad state of affairs for these retards. The card house crumbles.

>>213049570
i tried STO for 2 hours. quit because its just a micro transaction farm.
i dont game anymore but an updated turn based game like birth of a federation might get my attention

>>213051720
But there's only one episode where Archer tortures a dude and it was a filthy pirate and it was out of necessity

>>213051870
It's worth it to play through the Free 2 play, I've played it for about 6 years and it's perfectly serviceable without spending money. But you're playing it for the batshit storylines and voiceovers, space fights are neat and away team missions are janky

>>213051968
That's the Mirror Universe, and Phlox was doing the torturing.

man, what a stinker of an episode SNW was
>bad cancer analogy
>ripoff last of us zombies
>imply that mbegas klingon plot will be an ongoing thing only to resolve it 5 mins later
>Una's terrible hair.
>everyone lies to the captain because....?
>Batel and Pike relationship that pretends to be serious but clearly isn't
ortegas slow spiral into chaos is the only thing worth watching this season for

>>213051925
I mean that was kind of my point. People who are praising discovery and worried about the current state of the franchise going away aren’t exactly my idea of thoughtful Star Trek fans. There are many criticisms one could draw about Archer, him being a ruthless Bush era waterboarder would not be one of them. It’s not to say that enterprise wasn’t influenced by the era it aired in, most certainly it was, but to the degree I saw the redditors try to push it was a little absurd imo.

>>213051720
>Archer
people forget, Enterprise was starfleet, but not the Federation
humans hadn't reached the point they needed to be, so of course they'll have more flaws and weaknesses than the later timeline shows

>>213052178
If they never make another film or movie about trek I'll be fine since they haven't made something I want to watch since the studios shat out jj trek. It's already dead

>>213051992
Seconding this. As long as you're not on foot the game isn't terrible. I don't think there was anything that absolutely needed real money. And if you were real diligent you could earn real money with the in-game economy. This was the only game I ever bothered doing that in, tbph.

>>213052306
Yeah I even warned a free 30$ ship and it's 10$ upgrade by doing an event. I picked the all good things galaxy class with the three nacelles, I've recently learned that odd numbered nacelles are heresy and there are probably better ships, but ... I just think it's neat

>>213049570
>>213049625
Picrel is underrated to. It's a very /trek/ game since you play through ENT/TOS/TNG/DS9/VOY missions

>>213048785
I dunno I imagine some Crips could figure out how to use a microwave without several hundred casualties.

>>213052230
There's literally an episode where the entire moral is "we need to have some sort of Directive that keeps us from fucking up underdeveloped worlds, it's a Prime source of conflict"

whenever Archer actually needed to be shrewd, calculating and ruthless, he ended up buttfucked by aliens. when he decides mercenary tactics, no forgiveness and torture is necessary, it's usually just because of actual histrionics and losing his temper and he just makes excuses afterwards. awful, awful captain.

>>213051720
>Good old days after 9/11
>New season of 24
>Jack Bauer tortures terrorists for 'murica and everyone claps
>Hang Saddam after a fair trial for bombing Pearl Harbor
>Bush approval ratings 90%
If only Jeri Ryan's husband wasn't a deviant pervert, President McCain the Insane would have personally led the invasion of Iran

>>213044611 (OP)
Oh no it's a MAQUIS episode

>>213053759
Fair

>>213046948
1) Who are the blue neighbors of the dominion?

1) The Karemma are a client race of the dominion. They aren’t their own polity.

3) I always imagined the dominion being much bigger. They fought the alpha and beta quadrants to a standstill with one arm tied behind their backs.

4) good map, desu

>>213054813
I googled your #1
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Stakoron

>>213054905
I can understand map-anon’s desire for that quadrant to not be so barren but the lore doesn’t support giving them that big a chunk of territory. The Dominion would have stomped them.

>>213045265
>Hey Travis what is it that Boomers call Nausicaans?
Niggcaans
>What a delightful culture you Boomers have
Growing up on a freighter my father always told me that around Niggcaans yo never relax!

holy shit that zombie episode

>>213052153
>Una's terrible hair.
The fuck was up with that? Why would she wear it like that?

>>213049625
I have only played 25th anniversary, judgement rites, and birth of the federation and I don't want to try anymore because I don't want to drop my 1.000 batting average

>>213056598
For a snes game it's pretty based

>>213055901
afraid to bump the wall and destroy the paper mache set

>>213052230
I liked Star Trek because it was a utopia. If I want to watch people torture and kill eachother I can just watch a 24 hour news channel.

>>213056817
Leonard Nimoy the most conscientious actor

>>213049705

I support whatever helps you feel superior to compensate for your inferiority complex!!!FACT!!!

>>213056824
>I liked Star Trek because it was a utopia. If I want to watch people torture and kill eachother I can just watch a 24 hour news channel

I've got something better....

watchpeopledie.com

!!!FACT!!!

>>213056598
Your safe. It's split into three sections
>the bridge
Where you can check the ships computures, travel, manage damage, meet in the briefing room, scan a planet or set up an away team
>space combat
Pretty simply top down game with a small 1st person view. It's phasers and 4 front torpedoes, 4 rear torpedoes and your also task with not blowing up the attacking ship since they all inevitably hail you and sue for peace
>away missions
Where you take a team of 4 down to a top down level and solve puzzles and fight. Data can survive zero oxegen environment, geordi can see in the dark, worf is a tank, Crusher can heal, or you can just beam down randos.
>
It's kino give it a try

>>213049492
Nemesis was fucking retarded and so was STPicard

What does the Paramount/Skydance merger mean for Star Trek? More Star Trek, less Star Trek, or no Star Trek?

i just went on the wiki and pppfffffffhahahahaha what the fuck is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhKKM7B9vxg
new pig essay just dropped

>>213058318
looks like a klingon with some kind of JUST'd hairline

>>213058318
Damn that's one ugly klinger

>>213058318
still would

>>213058318
I remain a Grilka Chad.

>>213060094
she was so cool

>>213044905
Captain Angel trekpu? I know. Fuck niggas itt gone walkabout. SNW made things in the news canon. Where the smoke?

>>213049662
I’m sorry you’re not getting along with your boyfriend

>>213058318
That’s clearly four time WNBA champion Brittany McCusker

Hey you guys!

>>213061802
It's not Monday. Stop it.

Whos watching H&I tonight?

>>213058250
Current rumor is Kurtzman's contract won't be renewed. The definitive end of that Trek. They'll finish up airing SNW and Academy and then they're shifting focus to film.

Supposedly there's 2 films in development. One set somewhere post-Picard prime timeline but Picard, etc won't be appearing. The other is an origins film set pre-ENT (some say this one is a full reboot, who knows). There won't be any new tv shows for a while because they want to create distance from Kurtzman Trek.

>>213062326
>more movies
>ones a pre prequel
Grim, but so is all nutrek

>>213062326
Id watch a JJ Abrams-esque blockbuster DS9 movie with young Sisko becoming Defiant captain and young Kira fighting for freedom against young Dukat

>>213044611 (OP)
F for our friends in the U.K. I know a few of our regulars are British.

>>213062559
Sad, because we really enjoy their stuff.

>>213062373
>return to enterprise
>forgot to specify limits

>>213062326
> There won't be any new tv shows for a while because they want to create distance from Kurtzman Trek.
That’s the best thing that could happen. Star Trek is not compatible with the streaming model. It was born during a time where households only had one family TV that viewers had no control over the programming. Therefore it had to be good enough to appeal to everyone.

Tarantino Star Trek musical:

Act one: kill the pedophiles

I ain’t never asked you for a thing
Steal your bread and cheese like what they call it RATS
Push up on your people walking backwards in my safe space
Some might call that whacked
If the sides your side I’m tight on hope our stray don’t take bites
You show your teeth you’ll see a shovel last
Glocks eighteen ain’t no switching means it’s legal ain’t ditching lest it’s you in clubs near women and im bobbing when you sticking and you missing and your bitch may be picky when she ain’t tripping but check it

In a wig and dress im less compromised than you
By a system you think peakin cuz you tweaking when we built it was leanin

Let me check the score
>>213049662
Nigga fuck yo mamma fuck yo car fuck your horse and fuck your couch
Elevate the people think of underneath the mud
Or put a shovel to it. What your function? Slave percentage?
You be Tony I’ll play witness
Who wants smoke I know the pope did!
What’s your security? He got contracts with illegal aliens

Postan the shart chart

>>213062639
Hows the coke in vegas, Vic?

where did they keep getting quantum torpedos?

>>213062632
Well there will be a show based off the new film(s) direction eventually just not anytime soon.

>>213062844
Its made up. Our writers invented them.

>>213062962
>The urge to text this to my boss instead of calling out

>>213062799
It’s almost like the enemies of America got together and formulated a big strategy around dominating the world that involved radicalizing impressionable unintelligent people without that sense self awareness to just look at the civilian casualties in communist countries. They will literally shoot you before you get hungry enough to even think about revolting. You will literally eat your children. The problems in America are not purely a function of le consumerism. China and the cartels are running a war. Fentanyl and propaganda are weapons. It’s 2025 and the people who aren’t white and American still fundamentally seem to literally not be human. I’m not even saying that from a hateful place. I see the world like a zoo. And ironically trying to make sense to a chinamen about the suicidal function of communism is no different than trying to get an American off fentanyl literally the same argument literally every drug addict of the streets in America IS A COMMUNIST how to do you dumbasses account for all the problems you point to in our society being people like you we wouldn’t mind sending your way? ;)

Im watching the episode where Geordi finds a new girlfriend on a remote space station near klingon space who may be a murderer but the klingons are assholes.

>>213063045
I agree with you that communism is evil

https://www.cinemablend.com/streaming-news/star-trek-starfleet-academy-editor-likened-show-to-buffy-the-vampire-slayer-awesome-way-im-so-ready-to-see-how
>The new series I'm working on 'Starfleet Academy,' it has some great comedic moments. The young cadets and their energy. It's got a little bit of that 'Buffy' banter and fun where every week something insane is happening, and they're looking at each other and going, 'Is this happening?! Did you see what just happened down the hallway?! Oh, my God!' It's funny, and I enjoy that.
Why was an entire generation mindbroken by Whedonslop?

>>213063170
I shouldn’t bring race into it. That’s my take on pandering to this crowd I guess. Obviously Russia is communist and race has nothing to do with any ever. The whitest person I know is black

>>213063207
The worst part is they missed the sincerity and heart that made Whdeonslop resonate with people. All they took away was to have characters constantly point out the silly things around them. Even Star Trek has don’t that since TOS but it was always very sparingly and only when appropriate.

>>213062844
>where did they keep getting quantum torpedos?
It's not a hard process to make them. Just a few discrete steps.

>>213056595
so they didn’t have to animate her hair drifting in zero-g. same shit with uhura and la'an

>>213063290
Kirk Bones and Spock bullshitting with each other at the end of the show is good because half the show they are following orders and the other half theyre trying to not die

>>213063368
It’s also a good way to signal to the audience that the episode was coming to a close and they could go to bed now. And there was never a tonal whiplash where something awful would happen but the next scene they’re cracking zingers.
>9/11 in the MCU
>Oh boy, I thought MY place was a mess!

>>213063473
>It’s also a good way to signal to the audience that the episode was coming to a close and they could go to bed now.
Imagine being such a braindead boomer that you need someone to signal this for you.

>>213047156
what i wanna know is who took care of spot after data died

>>213063656
according to nemesis deleted scenes, it was worf

>>213049831
*beep* working...

oh no nurse chapel don't slap me as hard as you can haha oh no

>>213063736
Worf fucking Jadzia and Ezri is kinda lame, id rather he just watched cats. The Alexander western filler episode was kinda nice.

DAMAR BROS WE DRINKIN GOOD TONIGHT ITS THE FUCKIN DRINKIN KANAR EPISODE LETS GO BOYS FOR CARDASSIA WOOOOO

Anyone going to STLV: Trek to Vegas, August 6th through the 10th? For $1299 you get autographs from Kate Mulgrew, Sonequa Martin-Green, Rebecca Romijn, Roxann Dawson, Chase Masterson, Daniel Davis, Peyton List, Vaughn Armstrong, Ethan Phillips, Gabrielle Ruiz, Michael and Denise Okuda, and Michael Taylor. Photo ops are not included. You also get admission to Trek to Broadway 2 featuring Doug Jones, Gabrielle Ruiz, Robert Picardo, Bonnie Gordon, Anthony Rapp, Celia Rose Gooding, Tawny Newsome, Eugene Cordero, Noël Wells, and Wilson Cruz singing classic Broadway duets. And you get admission to the DeForest Kelley secondary theatre featuring non-stop entertainment, panels, auctions, contests and discussions. Anybody going?

>>213063834
>THE FUCKIN DRINKIN KANAR EPISODE
which one was that again?

>>213056824
It's not a utopia. There's nothing to do but go to coffee shops, and eat at soul food restaurants. People are starved for meaning. No wonder they join Starfleet and risk getting themselves killed; there's no other way to satisfy their existential ennui.

>>213063853
>through
For $1299 I better get laid by Chase Masterson, not a fucking autograph.

>>213062844
The torpedo fairy

>>213063865
The one where Marc Alimo wears no makeup, just the bajoran nose and earring, and still is the best character on the show. I dont have the h&i list for tonight.

>>213062559
wow, how many ways can it suck to be british

Marc Alaimo is a hidden treasure

>>213063980
he is an out in the open treasure

>>213063736
>worf
>caring for another living being
Oh no…

I've thought about it a lot, and I can't escape the conclusion that Kira Nerys was hairy. It makes too much sense.

>>213063853
Vegas is a money sink.

>>213063170
The Federation is essentially fully automated luxury communism. Still like it?

>>213064022
Checked. Ezris probably a little hairy like a japanese schoolgirl.

>>213064047
Communism is evil. Im reading the Gulag Archipelago.

>>213063911
Oh... what? I don't think Chase Masterson sells sex. I don't think Chase Masterson is a prostitute. You may have gotten confused by watching her character on DS9 - but her character wasn't a prostitute, either. And $1299 isn't just for her autograph. It's for Kate Mulgrew, Sonequa Martin-Green, Rebecca Romijn, Roxann Dawson, Chase Masterson, Daniel Davis, Peyton List, Vaughn Armstrong, Ethan Phillips, Gabrielle Ruiz, Michael and Denise Okuda, and Michael Taylor's. You can get them all. That's only around $100 per autograph and that's only if you don't consider the other benefits. That's a good deal. Anyway, if you do go, please don't bring that attitude to Chase Masterson. She's been through enough already, and doesn't need it.

>>213064078
I agree. I also think that, since the Federation is fully automated luxury communism, it's evil too. Even Picard, in between times where he needlessly risks his life in space, just makes wine and gets shitfaced.

>>213064112
I wouldnt go to Vegas but I can fuck a better looking girl than her for way less than $1299

I don't recognize half of those names except the Old Trek ones

>>213064127
The federation people dont starve, prostitute their children, or gulag people for suspicion theyre trying to leave the federation.

>>213046948
isn't it crazy that:
>in Star Trek 5 they go to the centre of the galaxy and it's Satan there
>In TAS episode The Magicks of Megas-Tu, Satan is ALSO there but it's disputable how canon TAS is. If it is it's a bit bizarre they were treating the galactic centre as exotic given they had already been there.
>In the TNG episode The Nth Degree, mega-autist Barclay brings the D crew to the galactic centre and they're all omnipotent omniscient god like beings

When did we learn that Sagittarius A* is at our galactic centre?
Why did classic Trek treat the Milky Way's centre as some ethereal quasi-heaven like place?

I’m surprised Starfleet lets you have intercourse with coworkers on the ship

>>213064173
Wait, what? Are you referring to Chase Masterson? First of all, no you couldn't, and secondly - as already stated in the message you were responding to - Chase Masterson is not a prostitute and the $1299 is not a bid for her services but is instead for, among other things, autographs from Kate Mulgrew, Sonequa Martin-Green, Rebecca Romijn, Roxann Dawson, Chase Masterson, Daniel Davis, Peyton List, Vaughn Armstrong, Ethan Phillips, Gabrielle Ruiz, Michael and Denise Okuda, and Michael Taylor. How in the heck are you focusing on this weird sex proposal when the $1299 is for autographs and convention access? Chase Masterson is not for sale.

>>213046948
>Romulus and Klingon Empire are Beta
>for some reason they kept talking about the need to defend the Alpha Quadrant in DS9

explain this discrepancy then
When did the Klingons and Romulans become part of the Beta quadrant? Which Trek confirmed that?

>>213064243
can you have sax with co-workers in the modern navy?

>>213047570
It's crazy that the Nyberrite Alliance (bottom right) gets such a big fucking amount of space when they're literally an almost thowaway line in the DS9 S4 premiere when Worf is threaning to quit Starfleet and become a mercenary.

>>213064296
Dont ask dont tell

>>213064262
>no Jeffrey Combs
Why bother

>>213063936
I was blown away at how old Bajoran Dukat looked
I thought Dukat was a man in his 40s but he's actually a grandpa. Crazy.

>>213064403
well you can get an autograph from Vaughn Armstrong who portrayed the most different characters in Star Trek if you don't do any dumb cheats like counting all the Weyouns

>>213064238
We know that happens in their colonies. And they never show us the lives of Federation citizens crammed into high-density housing. Wonder why that is?

>>213064403
either you come see your favorite stars at STLV or you don't https://youtu.be/7rNyU7TZsTI

Except for The Menagerie Part 1 & 2, you can watch any of TOS's episodes in any order and it makes absolutely no difference.

0 character development in 3 years.
Crazy.

>>213064502
this makes my skin crawl. i think i hate actors.

Holy fuck Marc Alaimo is so based, no spoon needed, hes Cardassian at heart

>>213064502
So does this confirm that Enterprise is NuTrek?

>>213064502
I wont

>>213064614
it created nutrek

Damar is the best character in all of Star Trek.

>>213064711
he seriously saved season 7

>>213064686
That was DS9

>>213064711
everything he did should have been dukat

>>213044611 (OP)
Was Enterprise really worthy of being cancelled?

>>213064796
we already went over this and you're wrong

>>213064838
Actually, I'm right.

>>213064614
nuTrek predates ENT by quite a while.

>start watching discovery
>first time "fuck" is ever said on star trek EVER and first ever gay couple within the first five episodes
I'm almost afraid to watch on

>>213062844
Half of the torpedos were fired by the fake Voyager, you know the one from that Demon planet.

Nutrek sucks
Trek and morty sucks
STD sucks
SPIC sucks
Gay New Worlds sucks

Dont watch anything after ENT, and even that sparingly.

>>213064989
thorts on orville?

>>213065054
I fear if I shared, Baskinspammer would sperg out over Seth McFarlane for the rest of the night.

I'm glad my SPIC acronym stuck

>>213045365
i think he's too constructed
i don't buy such an extremely high lifeform to have such a hard on for picard
plus he's kinda stupid for what he's supposed to be

it's up
https://youtu.be/jhKKM7B9vxg

>>213064919
It gets worse

>>213065209
ship autists are almost as annoying as lore autists

>>213065210
See >>213064989

his smug aura mocks me

>>213065210
That reference isn't a compliment

>>213065210
bet they regret throwing that line in now lmao
it's part of the lore forever
can't take it back now

M'Benga's knife fight while surrounded by zombies: what if Beat It, but also Thriller?

>>213064262
>Chase Masterson is not for sale.
You say this like you've tried and been rejected.

>>213065461
something sinister about him

whose dick was Chase Masterson sucking to get the Leeta role anyway?
Who watches DS9 and says "hmm, this show is lacking a dumb bimbo"

>>213065561
It's odd because Brannon Braga wasn't even involved with DS9

>>213065561
someone has to play the Dabo girls what's the big deal?

>>213065556
Bizzare behaviour

>>213065561
>whose dick was Chase Masterson sucking to get the Leeta role anyway?
some big money high roller with $1300

>>213065561
She got the role because of her brains.

>>213065582
because she felt like a cartoon character
she was just hot and that's it
but every star trek woman is hot, that doesn't mean anything

>>213065607
she was also kind

>>213065561
>Who watches DS9 and says "hmm, this show is lacking a dumb bimbo"
me

>>213065606
>She got the role because of her brains.
Both of them?

>>213065633
my favourite Leeta scene is in the final mirror episode where her and Ezri go to lez out

mmm

>>213065489
Why would they regret it. The guy citing Elon as some great person of history is literally from The Evil Universe
They slip in another reference him again a season later to say he sucks

>>213065665
yeah and then cut to Brunt looking sad kekkkk

>>213065683
but according to memoryalpha STD S1 was 2017
He was still a god in their eyes back then
It was covid that turned him into what he is today

>>213065696
no mirror Brunt was dead by then RETARD
Brunt saw her lezzing out with KIRA.
Ezri starts lezzing with Leeta at the end of the episode to a despondent ROM and QUARK (Quark had a crush on Ezri you'll recall, but they basically dropped it after this episode. There was no Bashir/Quark beef at all to my recollection).

>listening to Trek music
>Amazing Grace/Epilogue comes on

>>213065733
>There was no Bashir/Quark beef at all to my recollection
are you sure about that I'm pretty sure I remember...something

>>213065759
remember that episode where he played that random alien that wanted to fuck Kira in the holosuite and then Kira and Odo made the hologram have Quark's head

>>213065800
Someone post the webm

>>213065796
they had autistic beef with Worf but other than Quark muttering to himself every so often there was no confrontation between the two

Which felt like a slight lack of closure. They established he loved Ezri frequently throughout S7 and then just dropped it.

guys I turned on Hellraiser III and Dax is here oh no

>>213065831
I must be thinking of the muttering then. he was pretty obsessed.

Harry Kim is a little yellow bitch

>>213066022
>SPIC S1: WHITE PEOPLE BAD
>SPIC S2: why isnt anyone watching?
>SPIC S3: remember TNG?

>>213066074
Never happened

>>213065489
Must be great being able to just flip back and forth like that on a dime.

>>213066090
Not logical

>>213065800
>>213065827

>>213066122
Based

>>213065800
>that random alien that wanted to fuck Kira
how did he even know her

>>213066203
He just saw her. I want to fuck lots of people I never met.

>>213066203
Men don't need to know a woman personally to want to fuck her. Are you 6 years old or something?

>>213066229
>>213066213
i just don't remember the episode that well

>>213065960
He's a big guy

on a scale of 0-10 with 10 being the best trek and 0 being star trek picard seasons 1 and 2:
>tos: 8/10
>tng: 9.5/10
>ds9: 10/10
>voy: 5/10
>ent: 6/10
>std: 2/10
>spic: 0/10
>snw: 4/10
havent watched the cartoons because im not a child

Remember that STD thread the tranny janny tried pushing really hard yesterday? I wonder how zhe feels right now!

>>213066308
Probably on a 3day vacation based on this threads content

>>213066308
Probably completely ambivalent. You're the only one passionate about meaningless 4chan threads. So how'd your poll end, BTW?

>>213066433
What was it like dating riker?

>>213066269
Its funny cause Tom Hardy was Picards clone in Nemesis but that was a shittier movie than Dark Knight Rises

>>213066477
Much better than what I was doing before. >>213066394

>>213066477
And less painful. >>213066276

>>213066477
your poll went that badly for you huh?

>>213066809
I don't know about that. I just got here. What was it like dating Riker that one time?

>>213066940
I already told you. >>213066728 >>213066748

>>213063045
The episode was commentary about the world of the early 1990s. It's only through our inaction that we live in a world that somewhat resembles those of Gabriel Bell.

So instead of blaming imaginary enemies, ask yourself what you did to make the world a better place.

>>213064919
It's not good. The only good thing about DISCO is that it leads to Strange New Worlds.

>>213062844
they replicate them

thoughts on SNW s3e3?
i like the concepts of most of the episodes but i dont like the fixation on shit i dont care about
e1: ok cool gorn problem gorn lore with suns and light signals but its riddled with MUH BATEL
e3: ok cool flower on mystery planet and zombies kind of cliche but mite b cool maybe they can explore the planet or the flora but MUH BATEL. oh shit klingons maybe the klingons want flowers too and they'll have an interesting meeting but MUH BENGA

>>213062844
Voyager never had quantum torpedoes, and it's not unreasonable to think that they created more whenever they got more antimatter (either through trade or some kind of limited, emergency production).

people talking about nutrek might as well be talking about some fanfic they read on wattpad like bro where do you think you are

Captain Janeway ordering Seven to meet her in her quarters after shift for special humanity training.

>>213067486
there's literally no positive way to describe this place. you all loathe each other, even when talking about classic trek. the same tired memes posted over and over again. i need new content, even if its the lowest common denominator brain mush that 99% of nutrek is. and i am a huge loser which is why im here trying to discuss it, trying to avoid going to sleep to avoid waking up to avoid going to work

>>213067584
Nta I just can’t get into nuTrek man. I’ve tried and I hate it. I don’t want to watch it just cause it’s more Star Trek. I’ll give classic trek a break and return to it at a later point in my life where I get super into it again and then once I get bored I go and watch other shit. I’m not gonna force myself to watch crap just because I want more trek. Classic trek (tos,TNG,ds9,boy, and enterprise) has plenty to watch and discuss.

>>213044611 (OP)
Baking

New
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>>213068046
>>213068046

>>213067486
I will talk about it if for no other reason than to annoy you.

>>213063834
Lol. Couldn't you have chosen a happier picture of Damar? He looks so upset.