Thread 213045111

>You know what will really resonate with comic book nerds?
>A movie about motherhood and childrearing!
Who even thought this was a good idea? Comic book fans don't give a fuck about kids. We want to see badass fight scenes high stakes drama. Even those of us who have kids don't want to be constantly reminded about them, that's why we came to your movie. I don't see the thing fumbling with a car seat and think, "omg he's just like me!" I think, "why the fuck are you doing this to ben?" You couldn't even let johnny have a meaningful story, you had to let the silver cunt have it. This movie is fucking dogshit.

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>>213045111 (OP)
OP here again. This movie is so fucking MsheU coded it's crazy. There was a study showing hown little boys and little girls play with their toys. The boys would play with batman and pretend to be batman. The girls would play with batman and have batman pretend to be her. This is the exact same process as making the fantastic 4 do normal gay shit instead of imagining they're a badass team that you're a part of. Another marvel movie written by women, for women. They'll never fucking learn.

>>213045155
I have a child, you stupid fuck. That's why it irks me when super heroes do a bunch of stupid baby shit not even I want to do. I watch movies to pretend I'm not a ball of responsibilities, not be reminded of them constantly.