Thread 213046047

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQUPdVxZNPk
What happened to PTA?

>>213046047 (OP)
kino or wokeshit?

>>213046071
Wokeshit. Dead on arrival.

>>213046071
Are you fucking retarded? Just look at the poster

>>213046113
how would you fix it?

>>213046151
By not watching it lol

>>213046047 (OP)
This looks embarassing

>>213046148
>>213046165
>>213046195
But it’s got full-on kino tier celebs. DiCaprio, Sean Penn, Benicio del Toro.

>>213046216
>Sean Penn
>kino
He's just an absolute faggot.

>>213046071
both kino and woke at the same time, it's obvious!

How do you go from making the best film of the past 30 years to absolute woke trash... what caused this?

>>213046047 (OP)
Is this a comedy? It's difficult to tell.

>>213046047 (OP)
>What happened to PTA?
He became an unparalleled kinosseur who continues to filter plebs to this day

>>213046236
>>213046279
>>213046470
>>213046495
>>213046506
movie synopsis

Leonardo DiCaprio portrays Bob Ferguson, a former BLM supporter and Antifa member, whose mutt daughter is suddenly pulled back into danger after her mother is arrested. He teams up with a group of old comrades, including those played by Regina Hall, Teyana Taylor, and Benicio del Toro, to rescue her. Meanwhile, Sean Penn plays the relentless law-abiding white man, Col. Steven Lockjaw, hot on their trail.

>>213046517
What's the twist going to be? It looks like Inherent Vice. Maybe the cop switches sides at the end

>>213046470
How do you go from a normal semi-functioning member of society to a retard who's triggered by any media that features minorities?

>>213046279
lmao based

>>213046594
0/100

>>213046279
it's called Wokino and it's here to stay thanks to Drumpfie

>>213046047 (OP)
Looks pretty gay, I'll give it a miss.

>>213046047 (OP)
Bros...
They had my curiosity, but now they have my attention.

looks absolute kino

>>213046594
I don't have a problem with minorities in movies I love Broken Blossoms. I have a problem with BLM transgender wokeshit

>>213046594
By watching political elites explicitly reject their public mandate to destroy my country over the last 20 years.

>>213046663
>no mention of blm at any point in any of the trailers
>getting triggered by the existence of revolutionary paramilitary groups (when they're not covers for neo-nazis)
>calling everything that offends you "wokeshit"
lmao pleb pls

>>213046658
This movie looks like shit but honestly, running around in Fortnite as an ugly, brown, pregnant, machine gun woman sounds like fun.

>>213046682
>politicians lied to me so now I spend all day seething at films that have black people in them

>>213046216
>DiCaprio, Sean Penn, Benicio del Toro
Oh boy!

>PTA
>LDC
>an action comedy film that triggers chuds
Okay, now this is based but unironically

>>213046709
You are obviously larping. Reddit views like this couldn't exist in a place like this

>>213046724
How is PR going to look when they have clips of Jonesy hitting a mongraal classic and sending a pregnant black lady back to the main menu

>>213046733
It's either that or go full-glowie.

Seems good to me.

>>213046047 (OP)
Is it adviced to be operating heavy weaponry while pregnant, you know, it can jostle the fetus

>>213046216
>DiCraprio

>>213046047 (OP)
I thought that was a pregnant jungle Asian.

He got married to a black Jewess, and that was that, as they say.

>>213046047 (OP)
PTA fell off HARD, god damn

>>213046071
black people just being in a movie doesn't make it woke

It's kind of funny that this will almost certainly be the best film of the year, and will almost certainly flop hard.

>>213046047 (OP)
>angry pregnant black woman with a gun

Hard pass.

>>213047614
This is one of those movies that makes like $150,000 and goes on the Wikipedia page for biggest box office bombs
>$115 million budget
LOL

>>213046551
The twist will be the Sean is the bad guy and Leo is the good white mad who has to die so the next generation of non whites can live.

Can someone give me a qrd on why this is causing chud melties?

>>213047732
This thing cost at least $150mil. They are trying to hide the real cost so the investors aren't mad.
Months after it comes out they will reveal it actually lost a ton of money.

>>213046047 (OP)
Taylor chick is so ugly

>>213047846
>They are trying to hide the real cost so the investors aren't mad.
Are you fucking stupid? "oh this film bombed but they say they didn't spend that much on it so I guess I don't care that I lost that $40m I gave to them"
PROTIP: it's literally the opposite; they tell investors that everything cost more than it did so that they can report a lower profit/higher loss and don't have to pay out as much

>>213046658
If this is real I will denounce PTA and never watch anything he directs ever again

>>213046047 (OP)
This doesnt look like a PTA movie.

>Pynchon adaptation
Pynchon is a hack and all of his books are colossal wastes of time

>>213047842
It features black women in lead roles and will likely be the best film of the decade

>>213048489
Name literally one

>>213048304
I looked it up. It's real.

>>213046279
This to be honest with you famalam

>>213046594
gottem

>>213046047 (OP)
I know it's fiction but I hope the baby dies.

>>213046071
it's wokino

>>213046047 (OP)
>2025
>they them jokes
>in the trailer
audible eugh

>>213046047 (OP)
Ngl, this is looking really bad. I liked Licorice Pizza, but looks like PTA has finally exposed himself as the hack fraud he really is.

>>213048394
this hunk of shit is supposed to be vineland?
that takes place in the 70s and 80s though

>>213048922
He just ran out of ideas. People hate on Tarantino but the dude probably has 20 film ideas that are fleshed out.

>>213046047 (OP)
this is easily the least appealing advertisement I've ever seen

>>213046071
>Di Caprio
>artsy poster that looks like some Kusturica rip-off
>Pregnant bitch shooting an AK
>while shouting
Whaddya think, genius?

>>213046047 (OP)

Apparently they moved the release date for this movie because the studio wants to set it up for an award's season run. Plus they gave 150 million dollars to fucking PTA, and I think by now they ALL know that there is no way in hell this movie makes their money back. Also the fact that I don't think anyone from the trailers alone has figured out what the fuck this movie is even about makes me worried.

Why does it look like they want to blow as much money as possible on an utter box-office-bomb of a movie? Even the title is garbage, it makes no sense, and with the Fortnite collab you bet they got one heck of a big marketing mudget for this shit. Not to mention it is clearly woke as fuck, you can see the BLM callbacks and le heckin 'black wife an daughter', and Jesus fucking Christ OP that 'they/them' part made me laugh in cringe. Who the fuck wrote this script?

PTA went from fucking straight kino There Will Be Blood is to garbage wokeslop. Fell off. It's so fucking over. I am gonna be laughing so hard and this movie's theatrical and awards season run, we're gonna get so many kino cope and seethe moments. Non-stop keks for the next 8 months lmao.

Buckle up /tv/.

>>213046047 (OP)
this really is repugnant, its insane how leftist media is so openly hateful

>>213046047 (OP)
I blame his wife honestly

>>213046047 (OP)
if you told me that this was a Michael Bay movie, I'd believe you

>>213048304
Doubtful he has any say in this. The studio is looking at the bewildering budget and the doomed ROI and doing whatever they can to get anyone to see it.

>>213046047 (OP)
This is the libtard version of The New Norm.

>>213047594
If they don't have a bone through their nose or holding a gun sideways and sagging their pants, it does

His last movie, Licorice whatever, was pretty crap. I had more fun listening to Kevin Smith's anecdote about Barbara Streisand's hair stylist than watching fucking PTA waste half the movie on Bradley Fucking Cooper doing the bit. I also started hating Pynchon and his endless nonsensical detours when reading Vineland.

Trailer looks great, the only bad thing being zoomer mutt that plays the daughter. I bet it's again some sort of nepo baby.

>>213049253
I don't get why you're so eager to let everyone know you're a fucking idiot?

>>213049569
shes hot though so its not woke

>>213049498
Licorice Pizza is fantastic, dummy.

>>213049569
>I bet it's again some sort of nepo baby.
Not at all. She's only been in Presumed Innocent before this and came straight from drama school. It was an open audition and there are no (reported) connections so I'm inclined to believe she genuinely earned that role.

>>213049600
This is like a hack open mic joke from 2019

>>213049658
>b-but I didn't want to fuck the main actress so it was bad

.... Is that an Eminem song playing?
On a Paul Thomas Anderson trailer?
What the fuck is happening?

>>213049789
You sound like all the """""journalists""""" who were bitching and seething when PTA announced his next film was a romcom with Adam Sandler.

>>213046113
Aster has proven that selling mubis on "culture war" doesn't get ppl talking...about what they're tired of already.

>>213049779
She's very fuckable though. Like in a very disrespectful way.

>>213046047 (OP)
honestly... this looks lowkey fire. Genuinely interested to see the whole story. PTA rarely disappoints

>>213049789
It doesn't sound a thing like eminem, boomer.

>>213047799
Maybe it will be a centrist movie and the revolutionaries and the cops will be shown to both be bad

>>213049900
You know and I know there's no way that's going to be the case.

>>213049900
>based on pynchon
>revolutionaires shown to be bad

>>213049608
car chases and swat teams and hip hop music - that's what comes to mind when you think of PTA, not Michael Bay. PTA has always been known for his adrenaline fueled action scenes

poster implies she will literally kill her baby because who ever directed this doesnt understand what bullets of that size does to a baby in a stomach
t. knows because i was inside a stomach during the shootings

>>213050024
>Getting real Boss Baby vibes from this one - man who has only ever seen the Boss Baby

>>213049818
Kill yourself

Leo is easily one of the greatest. Even in two minutes trailer he's so goddamn captivating and good to watch/listen

>>213046216
>Sean Penn
Anon, just stop.

>>213049898
It sounds exactly like Eminem.

>>213050189
what's wrong with Sean Penn? Do you have SDS?

>>213046047 (OP)
Jewish Communism: The Poster

>>213046047 (OP)
How absurd! I’m rofling so hard rn.

>>213046047 (OP)
Why do all the comments on that video read like bots?

>>213049131
>Thinking that's an AK
Opinion discarded.

His post Phantom Thread work is slop. PTA lost it, many such cases

>>213050227
He's a talented actor and he's been in a few kinos, but he is now completely insane. Irish+Jewish is an extremely volatile mixture. It can produce classic stars like Harrison Ford or superhumans like Jennifer Connelly. But it can also produce hopeless lunatics like Penn. It was funny when he battered Madonna though :)

>>213046047 (OP)
I'm surprised by how bad this looks, straight up ESG bait
>You do one for you, one for they/them

>>213049789
Sounds like Kendrick Lamar and Beyonce unfortunately

Paul Thomas Anderson is garbage, and this will be too. The comments under the video are making me cringe like no other, the zoomies will eat it up

>>213050625
>Kendrick Lamar
I'm not the biggest rap fan but I never understood why people shit themselves over a guy doing a gay alien voice over dollar-store beats

>>213050699
People are easily impressed

>>213050156
seethe harder bitch

>>213046047 (OP)
Right, what the fuck now???

they are advertising it to retards like disney did with andor by having that stupid pop song in the trailer. If it works it works I guess.

>>213050699
To Pimp a Butterfly was very well produced, don't care much for the nigga lyrics. He has some very catchy songs too.

hes like the berserk guy, after he worked through the vestiges of teenage angst, he was left without any creative spark whatsoever. the only thing hes left with is stylistic skill, which is not sufficient to create something watchable

>>213046113
Woke is back.

>>213051345
woke is punk rock

>>213046071
>Sean Penn
What do you think?

>>213046047 (OP)
>It's woke garbage confirmed
PTA bros... Not like this..

>>213046470
Looking back into it I think Licorice Pizza was the red flag but we didn't catch the signs

>>213046047 (OP)
PTA + Pynchon = Always good. No questions asked.

>>213046047 (OP)
>ywn make sweet love to a scrawny Asian woman who has the the body shape of a boy and have her fight gwailo invaders 8 months pregnant with your child

why even live bros

>>213052978
confirmed kino, thanks

>>213046047 (OP)
wow a boomer they/them joke and sheboon girlboss freedom and kendrick lamar songs, intriguing stuff. PTA is done

>>213046470
TDS comes for them all eventually

>>213046658
>It's real
What the fuck is going on? Why does he want to go all "I'm a crowd pleaser popular director now?" He's the great american autor, he should know better than this. I mean I know the guy is in his 50' now, and looks extremely low T, but come on, I've never seen a more brillant career go to the shitter THAT fast.
Anons... I don't understand this situation at all...

>>213046470
whats woke about it

>>213051154
Weird he went from edgy, transgressive films like Boogienights to slop like Phantom Thread which was made for grandmas who like Downton Abbey.

>>213054288
>I don't understanding that the marketing department isn't a literal embodiment of the director
Have you tried not being a dumbass?

>>213046047 (OP)
Osgood Perkins is the new PTA. PTA went woke when he converted to le tribe through his wife. Another Israeli firster sellout like QT. You can't be anti-war and cast Sean Penn who accepted millions to visit Ukraine that sent a million young guys to die for no reason so that Greater Israel can claim Ukraine as its clay.

That mix of a slapstick and drama is going to kill this stone dead.

>>213046195
>>213046216
$150 million budget!
>>213046470
Judaism

>>213050998
Even my mom had a Fortnite collab

>>213046047 (OP)
much better trailer desu

>>213048394
bleeding edge is redpilled on best ally doing 9/11

>>213049304
Ah yes... The fortnite crowd. Of course they would watch a PTA film

>>213049216
weapons took its release date because warner bros thinks it's a big hit, by pushing pta's back so far they can write off the loss for 2026

>>213046517
sounds so much fucking gayer than Vineland

>>213049600
>What if Paul Thomas Anderson and Diablo Cody did a collab

>>213048984
Tarantino is banging a jewish model in her twenties and can still produce children. PTA should retire or inject testosterone ASAP

>>213054720
She’s 41, and is a mediocre looking Israelite with no tits to boot.

>>213054310
The poster features a black woman

>>213054941
Yes they clearly look looksmatched

>>213054233
Sure.

>>213055141
Compare now to what Paul is having for dinner. I rest my case.

>>213046047 (OP)
boring

Killing white police is... le good!

>>213055232
I bet she can suck a mean dick

I know they have to serve their jewish masters but GOD DAMN. Is this PTA's humiliation ritual??

>>213049216
>they gave 150 million dollars to fucking PTA
>Why does it look like they want to blow as much money as possible on an utter box-office-bomb of a movie?

They needed to signal that WB is a filmmaker-friendly studio again after they lost Nolan and others due to Kilar's streaming psychosis, all the tax write off shit and whatever else WB did to piss off directors.

For the same reason they gave over 100 million dollars to Inarritu.

>>213046047 (OP)
black terrorists actually used to be based but this is cringe

>>213046047 (OP)
All the marketing for this film has been pretty disheartening, but PTA hasn't let me down once yet, so I'm willing to trust him and be there opening day. Also, mystery meat girl a cute

>>213046047 (OP)
>Civil War didn't resonate with anyone
>let's try the same thing, but with an interracial couple

Fuckin' jews, man.

>>213055508
Shut the fuck up.

>>213047594
Yeah it does. Them being anything but gangsters, rapists, drug pushers and murderers makes it woke. Even them playing cops with black wives/gf’s is fine. And any semblance of intelligence in their characters makes them woke. Even their most illustrious people, which are about a handful, are morons compared to the rest of the World.

>>213047732
Leo alone must’ve cost $50 million easy.

>>213055508
when I went to see There Will Be Blood opening day I remember chuckling when I saw a hundred people in line that all looked like PTA and dressed like him.

>More Pynchon
>No DFW
>No one taking a crack at IJ

>>213055230
it's probably a bad idea to post a video of yourself but good for you for being so brave

>>213055508
She's an actual unknown. Paul's based as fuck to hire her before hollywood and the predators residing in it get their greasy hands on her

>>213046047 (OP)
>leftists portrayed as violent, dirty, and dangerous extremists
>rightists portrayed as clean, orderly, and militaristic patriots

yeah haha i'm not watching this wokeslop hahah

>>213049600
Was this some sort of dog whistle for fart huffing progressives?

>>213046047 (OP)
How do you go from Resident Evil to this

>>213054334
it's the literal opposite, Boogie Nights is a conventional film pretending to be a transgressive one, while Phantom Thread is a subversive transgressive piece masquerading as a straight-laced period drama

>>213054420
>Ukraine that sent a million young guys to die
They're mostly sending middle aged men though.

>so that Greater Israel can claim Ukraine as its clay
Mostly just US multinational corporations, not everything is tied to Israel my guy.

Whoever this "Regina Hall" is, her filmography is very consistent

>>213049600
how fucking braindead do you have to be to not get that this is mocking the they/them thing from a normie lens

>>213056501
>from a normie lens
what do you mean

>>213049253
How often do you see unattractive black/mixed women as the leads in Bay movies?

>>213055727
>dressed like him.
I only remember Anderson having a 'look' during Boogie Nights and Magnolia.

>>213056228
kek

why do people talk as if PTA wasn't a hack already he made one good movie? The rest is just nonsensical shit that only pseud's like because it's vague enough to attach their head canon to the movie and seem intelligent?

>>213056722
You're thinking too hard considering your minuscule brain capacity

>>213056800
GOTTEM

>>213056722
You sound insecure anon.

>>213056353
>zoomy never heard of Regina Hall
congratulations on being dumb?

>>213056722
>pretending the greatest living filmmaker isn't actually that great because you have a short attention span
...people wouldn't actually do this, right?

>>213057457
I am not American, why should I know her?

>>213057543
Because you're on an american image board dedicated to television and film. If you want to talk about whatever retard celebrities you have kazhakstan, maybe piss off to r/whogivesashit

>>213056228
fucking lol

>>213046216
Leo and Penn are acting royalty. don't @ me, plebs.

>>213056722
Kys zoomer

>>213057658
Why so mad, mutty?

>jew plays a nazi
jews are absolutely despicable. anderson is a coked out basket case shabbos goy

>>213046047 (OP)
>we want the nu-wolfenstein audience

>chase infiniti
everyone with a retarded "pay attention to me!" name should be put to death

>>213058045
HBO should turn that franchise into a brutal TV show about killin Natsees

they really should not let black people make this yelling gorilla face in media, it is bad for race relations
also, PTA is married to Maya Rudolph? KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
what a fuckin loser

>>213046517
What the fuck did they do to the source material? I know Vineland followed some very explicitly leftist characters but at least the hippies of the 60's actually seemed to have souls inside their bodies, albeit a little corrupt, but nowadays leftists don't even give a fuck about leftist theory they're just spiteful mutants.

>>213046470
Religion in general

>>213054094
Inherent vice was good but im not so sure about this. Wish he had kept it time appropriate to the book.

>post-Phantom Thread PTA
Trash it.

>>213046047 (OP)
What's the budget on this thing? Why does it look so expensive?

>>213047594
>black people just being in a movie doesn't make it woke
Maybe not but they literally put dialogue about they/them pronouns IN THE TRAILER.

>>213060508
Yeah I wish he hadn't updated it to modern times. I think the time period was important for the story in the original book.

>>213048344
>This doesnt look like a PTA movie.
It has his biggest budget by far so he was probably told to make it as "marketable" or as "mainstream" as possible, even though it's still shot on film. A big studio won't let you get away with arty/experimental shit if you're getting that kind of budget.

>>213060751
its Kubrickian

>>213046047 (OP)
It looks bad. RIP PTA's career.

>>213049216
>Why does it look like they want to blow as much money as possible on an utter box-office-bomb of a movie?
The guy who is running WB (Mike de Luca) has been friends with PTA since the 90s.

>>213046506
He hasn't made a through and through Kino since 1999.

>>213046047 (OP)
Its more civil war right vs left propaganda bullshit. These faggots are lucky I dont give a fuck, because I surely would put a stop to these "writers" if I actually cared.

>>213061100
we got a tough guy ova thea

>>213061100
>Its more civil war right vs left propaganda bullshit.
shut up you woke faggot

>>213046047 (OP)
Licorice Pizza was a huge piece of shit, this looks better in a way that this trailer makes it look like a palatable movie, first trailer didn't, made it look like PTA up his own ass again

>>213048344
It looks like Inherent Vice. It also looks messy and mostly mediocre with some nice kino parts sporadically, like every mid film he's made after Punch Drunk Love. The guy simply lost "it" after Magnolia. He came out strong and has been middling along ever since.

>>213049253
Bay always casts sexy women in his movies, just compare that chick in Rise of the Beasts (who wouldn't look out of place in this movie) to his own Transformers movies.

PTA unironically thought he is smart enough to adapt Vineland into modern times kek

>>213061215
He didn't come into his own voice as a filmmaker until after pdl

>>213061287
If that's the case, his own voice is mid and he should go back to ripping off others.

>>213061287
the three "great American novel" films are themselves just a general riff on New Hollywood, not super original
Inherent Vice and Licorice Pizza are Altman rip-offs again

>>213046047 (OP)
I feel like this could've been a hit back in the peak BLM era back in 2020-2021, dunno if people would care now though.

>>213061338
all the stars are doing it now, this is a conspiracy

>>213046470
Which one was the best film? Phantom Thread? Or Inherent Vice?

>>213060628
Licorice Pizza was good tho

>>213061535
Are people leaving out There Will Be Blood when talking about which one of PTA's films are the best just to fuck with me? I swear to God there's some kind of psyop to pretend it's not good.

>>213061535
The Master

>>213060858
Haven’t read the book in fifteen years but I remember it emphasizing the Reagan era pretty heavily.

>PTA hosing 150 MILLION + tip from Hollywood and making some undoubtedly cringekino to farm screen grabs from
>/tv/ mad at him
You guys think too small.

>>213060751
The Master looks better and was shot on actual 70mm. Adjusting for inflation, it cost half as much as this film.

>>213055141
>>213054720
>>213054941
Looks like he married Eli Roth

>DUDE SURROGATE FAMILIES
>DUDE PERIOD PIECES(EXCEPT NOT THIS TIME)
>DUDE BEAUTIFUL CINEMATOGRAPHY

>>213061812
it is meant to be this oddball surreal edgy adaptation of Vineland for modern times but it looks too fucking tame
where are republican furfags shooting up Planned Partnerhood and shit like that

>>213061907
If only he had another 50m to afford the fursuits......

>>213061907
Could PTA adapt Kill All Normies into a feature film?

>>213046047 (OP)
The name Chase Infiniti makes me want to kill myself.

>>213061967
he has to do Teen Titans first

>>213061657
It’s just a vocal minority of Criterion hipsters. It’s obviously his best, most profitable and culturally relevant by far. PTA is determined to burn his legacy and make flop after flop for a couple of hipster points, just like Ari Aster.

>>213049131
>Pregnant bitch shooting an AK

RPD actually, pre-dates the AK by about two years, it entered pre-production just as WWII ended

>>213061824
>The Master looks better and was shot on actual 70mm.
This movie is shot in VistaVision though; 70 mm (horizontal, Kodak Vision 2383, IMAX DMR blow-up). It'll be PTA's first movie to be shown in IMAX.

>>213063790
>Bugonia (Yorgos' new movie) shot in VistaVision
>One Battle After Another shot in VistaVision

Which movie shot using a technical curiosity from the 1950s will win Golden Lion at Venice this year?