Thread 213046491

The normies are starting to wake up about this guy and his "anxiety" which only kicks in when he's next to hot women

>>213046491 (OP)
>Latinx male does performative shit for pussy
SOMEBODY STOP THE PAPERS!

I too suffer from anxiety and must grope booba instead of popping xans

>>213046491 (OP)
>and his "anxiety" which only kicks in when he's next to hot women
wtf a new "literally me" just dropped

>>213046491 (OP)
He's a gay dude who has never been seen dating anyone. The reason he chooses women to get embrace is that men are not comfortable with that, but he does when they are. The obsession and jealousy by insecure incels on this board is eye opening.

>>213046581
yes I am jealous of gays. easiest life ever

>>213046513
You don't have to worry about it.

My man Pedro is a full gay guy.

that's why women are so comfortable with him

>>213046491 (OP)
He's just a poof

Why should I care who he's fucking offscreen? Thats housewife shit.

>>213046491 (OP)
pedro is a open homosexual tho

>>213046581
>>213046708
>>213046814
>Pedro shills running cover for the rapist

Not on my board

Kek, after Majors, it’s Pascal

>>213046894
>grab your lgbtbbq pencil weirdo and scribble this down

pervert behavior

This is the funniest meme we had this year so far
What a weak year for funny memes
But it's still quite good

>>213046491 (OP)
As soon as someone starts talking about their "anxiety" or "depression" or "ADHD" I stop listening.

>>213047318
Your post gave me anxiety

>>213047318
They're all excuses for bad behavior
>Ohhhh I have ADHD I can't sit still please understand me being an annoying faggot
Lol

>>213046491 (OP)
i like this suspicious nigger meme, i'll support you

>>213047955
doakes is one of the good ones

>>213047101
Pascalbros have been REAL silent after this dropped

>>213046619
Not my fault you're a retard that lives in two separate realities where you're both simultaneously jealous he's straight and getting more pussy than you'll ever see in your life and he's gay and he gets to mutually embrace women as they see him as just another one of the girls.

>woke virtue signalling leftist is actually a sex pest and no doubt has a graveyard of skeletons in his closet
Imagine my complete and utter shock.

>>213046894
He raped his brother and turned him into a tranny

>>213048829
ok

>>213049273
Probably but he could just be a full-on degenerate that fucks anything, men, women, animals.

>>213046491 (OP)
PEDRO, STOP TOUCHING RANDOM FEMALE FACES!

>>213046894
Why are you so hellbent on “proving” there is something sinister with pedro? He is a phenomenal actor and deserves his roses and the casting/fame he is getting. Sorry you’re such a loser that you literally foam at the mouth for the downfall of someone like him

>>213050219
>He is a phenomenal actor
he's just good looking and DEI approved

>>213046619
The high risk of HIV sounds pretty rough

>>213046491 (OP)
doakes looking zesty as fuck

>>213046491 (OP)
>His anxiety that only kicks in around hot women
Isn’t that just half of all men/boys? Getting exclusively nervous around attractive women

>>213050170
why is that nigger touching everyone?
also why is he even there?

>>213050170
One day Pedro is gonna get punched the fuck out by someone less laid-back than Defoe

>>213047101
uhm pascal sisters... our response!?

>>213046491 (OP)
>times you ran into pedro 'ill touch you' pascal
>be me at the supermarket
>see pedro pascal
>go up to him and say 'hey arent you on that show 'the last of us'?
>he grins and puts his hand on my shoulder, 'i am'
>me: *look at my shoulder* 'oh cool' 'they should have cast a hot chick for ellie though'
>pascal: *starts rubbing my belly* 'ehh she's a good kid'
>me: but if they cast a cute chick, the show would be huge
>pascal: 'maybe. well take care my friend' *smacks my ass*
>i stood in disbelief and felt violated

>>213050219
kek woman detected

WE'VE FOUND PEDRO

I REPEAT

WE'VE FOUND PEDRO

>>213047101
there's tons of pics in which they are holding hands or embracing each other etc. This is the most forced shit in years. Reminds me of that quote
>conservatives think they can start a fire by loudly announcing many people have smelled smoke

>>213049026
>is actually a sex pest and no doubt has a graveyard of skeletons in his closet
that part only happened in your head

>>213050170
Are there other clips touching women other than Kirby? I was going to defend him a bit by saying he and Kirby are actors playing a married couple and may have been instructed to try to infuse some chemistry into their promotion for the film. But he has no excuse for this one so fuck him.

>>213050852
>surprise, brotherfucker!

GET 'EM DOAKES

>>213046491 (OP)
does he ever get anxiety around dudes?

>>213046491 (OP)
If I was a suit at DC then I'd go full corpo and dig up as much dirt on this guy as I can and bury the MCU for good.

>>213050884
weird how you made it political

>>213050954
you can find clip from the same event where she's touching him even more profusely yet no one says she's a pedophile creep

>>213051069
i didn't make it political. You did

>>213051071
you can also find clips of kirby doing that

>>213051013
No, he’s very, very, very comfortable around men

>>213051211
there are also plenty of photos of him being affectionate with men

>>213046491 (OP)
Pedro is likely homosexual. He probably justifies getting handsy with women due to the fact that he's gay so it doesn't 'mean anything'

>>213051108
sorry industry shill but the people are noticing and you niggers stick out like sore thumbs

>>213051013
There's plenty of pics of him hugging and kissing men, he kissed Willem Dafoe on the lips

I think he's just a guy who's very affectionate in a physical way, it's the hispanic upbringing, latinos are usually very touchy feely, americans aren't used to that, it's all about personal space

>>213050912
Too many republicans idols will do that to any chud
Many such cases

>>213046491 (OP)
Pedro having anxiety attack with Daisy Ridley

https://streamable.com/ekb8s7

>>213051253
Watch the interviews with ScarJo and Jonathan Bailey for JW Rebirth, I thought she was pretty close to him which was weird because she's married, much like Kirby with Pedro, turns out Bailey is gay
She even kissed him on the premiere, that's just how women act around gay guys apparently, no one gave a shit to make it viral on twitter THOUGH

>>213051258
when jeffrey epstein was asked if he socialized with trump in the presence of underage girls, he plead the 5th the 6th and the 14th amendment

>>213050808
Shut the fuck up incel. Yall are just ganging up on me because I poked holes in your insane SCHIZO conspiracy theory. Its just like this crazy belief that everyone in Hollywood is on a clearly defined document and record of doing illegal activities at Jeffery Epstein’s island

>>213051604
Wom@n lol

>>213046491 (OP)
ahh yes, the poor me method

I don't get this meme at all, but I like seeing Doakes

>>213046491 (OP)
What is this meme called?

>>213051379
Yeah no shit. And Joe Biden's brother owned Water Island right next door to Little St. James. They all do it. Your divide and conquer shit doesn't work anymore fag.

>>213046491 (OP)
>The normies are starting to wake up about this guy
Then I like him NOW
FUCK normies

Isn't he a huge homo?

I think women can detect gays, which kinda scares me because what if one thinks I'm gay and starts being touchy touchy with me?

LEAVE MY CELEBRITY ALONE!!!!!!!!!

>>213052244
>everyone in Hollywood is a pervert except my quirk chungus

>>213052150
gay dudes really like molesting women for some reason. It's like they think that they can just get away with it because they're flamboyantly homosexual

>>213051956
>What is this meme called?
Celebrity obsession

If that swarthy iberiod tried touching my cock or ass i'd lay him the FUCK out

So was it mostly nature or nurture that caused Pedro to be an effeminate fag and his brother to troon out?

>>213052244
having a furfag bat for you really doesn't make anything better

>>213047337
Get your hands off my penis.

>>213050170
>didnt slap the shit out of him
Dafoe is no longer a man

is this real or just 4chan trolling ? someone link me a reddit thread of normies reacting to this

>>213053215
Judging by the fact that the tweets posted itt have millions of views I'd say it's pretty normalfaggish at this point

>>213050170
Insanely zesty

>>213053215
No it's fake nothing to see here. No cheating or weird behavior going on as you can tell by the lack of clips surrounding this debacle

stop being transphobic

>>213046491 (OP)
Did his anxiety activate around Bella Ramsay as well?

>>213051292
This. I think he is a touchy guy, but considering he hasnt been me too'd i imagine he is very perceptive about boundaries

>>213050964
Underrated.

>>213053381
Why do they make absolutely everything about their mental illness

>>213051320
ok but woke virually signalling leftist being a sex pest is the church's equivalent of a priest being a gay pedophile

I refuse to fall into this dumb meme and hate him. He's a good actor. I've liked him in everything I've ever seen him in. Yes he's probably a faggot but I have news for you, so is 90% of hollywood.

>>213053215
>is this real
Make edits with Biden and watch the meme immediately die

>>213052962
Molestation

>>213053548
Unironic narcissism, I remember reading a study that found a large number of troons had narcissistic personality disorder as well as other personality disorders

Dexter turned to shit when Doakes died

>>213046894
based Doakes-poster

>>213052150
he's as gay as the day is long

Been laughing at women seething about these memes

>>213054753
>Dexter turned to shit when Doakes died

The Twitter whores flocking here to simp for this guy by angrily asserting the morality of his groping by insisting he can only be aroused by putting his dick in the asses of other men is easily the funniest part of this whole thing

>>213054753
I only watched until the pale psycho bitch appeared. She never sit right with me in that show

>>213054992
>I only watched until the pale psycho bitch appeared
they doesn't really narrow it down enough

>>213055056
She kind of has a man face and I think she was being set up to be Dexter gf

>>213046513
actual autist

>>213046491 (OP)
He's touchy feely with men too though, I think it's either cultural or he has autism so he doesn't understand personal boundaries

>>213054920
>>213054753
Not shit, but s1 and s2 were peak. Maybe Resurrection will surpass them.

>>213055553
kek no, ressurection is just a cashbrag

>>213050287
>So you say you're GAY, you creep-ass muthahfuckah!?...
>...
>Prove it.

>>213053381
>supports his trans younger brothersister
Oh he molested that brother.

The only people defending him are literal femcels/fags on xitter and reddit. I see nothing but them saying:
>"I want him to touch ME"
>"men who only see women as objects, hate Pedro"
>"He's just a heckin' cute harmless cinnamon roll *happy crying emoji*

Why are women and fags so retarded? They have the absolute worst judgement of character.

quick question is Dexter worth watching after the season where Doakes dies? I found the intrigue with Doakes suspecting Dexter to be the most interesting subplot. it feels like the main drama is resolved with Doakes dead and now it will just be Dexter analysing himself and doing sidequests with romantic interests and their family

>>213046491 (OP)
doakes was based and they killed him off too early

If Doakes worked at the The Daily Planet he would have been on to Kent’s super shit so fast.

>>213046491 (OP)
Post his sex/kiss scenes with women + we'll judge what he's capable of.

>>213055829
Yeah it's still worth it for a couple more seasons. Thing takes a nose dive after season 4 though.

>>213046491 (OP)
i think this will birth in "Doakespilled" being a well-known shorthand for having a strong gut feeling when a celeb is a creep/criminal but not being able to prove it (yet)

>>213046491 (OP)
He's literally gay

>>213056384
Stop trying to throw me off Pascal, it's not gonna work. I know you.

>>213053651

if you bother to pay attention to the tweets pushing the stuff its also the same Twitter posters that push the whole Biden has dementia, Kamala Harris has a strange laugh stuff. so I wouldn't think much of it until an actual co star actually complains

>keeps pawing on another man's wife
>over and over again
>and she reciprocates and even holds his hand and does other stuff
Her husband is getting cucked in front of the entire country. I doubt the kid is even his.

>>213050170
>Kneeling down with Dafoe as he just got a star
>Grabbing Dafoe's girl
>Laughing in his face
>Wearing those pants

>>213046491 (OP)
Can somebody make a pascaljak? I want to see his beady eyes and whispy facial hair emphasized. I’m waiting.

>force fed Pedro Pascal down my fucking throat all the time since that shitty TLOU show came out
>literally years now
>touches some women before his big super hero debut as the new face of MCU
>Normies: "Ew he touches women?! I'm done."

>>213050170
Why is he even there? Is he starved for attention?

>>213056367
I'm all for it.

>>213053215
It's trending. Arako TV made a video on it today.

>>213050884
She's hugging him for camera and he's clearly unconformable. Meanwhile he was touching dafoes wife's face very oddly.

>>213046491 (OP)
He is beta

>>213053215
I scrolled twitter while taking a shit and saw like a 10 tweets with more than 100k likes talking about the guy being a sexual predator

>>213057564
plz share

>>213050884
>there's tons of pics in which they are holding hands or embracing each other
the pictures/videos I've seen:
>this picture of yours, of bella touching his face
>one video there they pose together and bella touches his hand
this is hardly comparable to the other many, I'd say extreme cases of "anxiety" I would never ever come to perform in public with colleagues

>>213046491 (OP)
>>213046894
what's with the revival in doakesposting

>>213046491 (OP)
Man, I fucking hate this wholesome chungus reddit narrative about literal mediocre actors. Good to see that people are seeing he's a gooner

>>213053381
>supports trannies
Even more reason to suspect him.

>>213046491 (OP)
Is this meme trending more than the actual movie?

>>213059069
What movie?

>>213059103
James Gunn' Superman

>>213059116
What does that have to do with Doakes and the perv?

>>213046491 (OP)
>which only kicks in when he's next to hot women
"Gay man" my ass...

>>213059103
Strange Way of Life

Why does he even do it? He could easily get pussy without going full sexual predator

>>213046491 (OP)
Why can't he just be Fucking normal?

>>213059524
anxiety

the only thing that calms my anxiety is seeing booba

>>213051326
Dude, that's fucking Daisy Ridley, she is intimidating.

>>213059116
WTF dude?!

>>213057779
New Dexter series that brought Doakes back as a figment of Dexter's imagination. Somehow, Dexter and Doakes have returned.

>>213059742
holy based, as someone who only watched the first three seasons i'll pick it up

It would be extremely based if we get Lila back too. Or Rita.

>>213046491 (OP)
Lmao I can't wait for this spic nonce fuck to get cancelled

>>213050281
Nowadays it's really a significant issue only if you're a nog or latinx

>>213059915
Watch the last season of Dexter first. It's shit but important story-wise. Then watch New Blood, which is a time skip forward. It's okay, except the ending, which was retconned for this new season. New season is good so far.

>>213060234
i only watched the show for doakes. isn't season 6 the one where someone breaks their neck on a chair

>>213059742
Is Doakes actually playing a major character or just a one off thing?

>>213059643
kek

>>213046491 (OP)
Surprise, mothafucka

>shamelessly gropes young girls and no one cares
how does she do it?

>>213060481
Kirby is 45

>>213046491 (OP)
Why are y'all getting mad in behalf of the women he touches?

If they're ok then why are you malding?

>>213060375
Reoccurring vision that acts as a voice of reason for an increasingly unhinged Dexter.
>>213060298
Yeah lol it gets silly. Dexter snaps a guy's neck by slightly turning it in season 3, though, so it's never been all that serious.

>>213060481
To me Dakota is either a 5/10 hag or 10/10 succubus depending on the photo

>>213060558
He's just disliked here. If he said he liked chocolate ice cream, we'd call him out as the vanillachads we are. If he liked vanilla instead, we'd call him out as the chocochads we are.

>>213050884 >>213050170
Hes literally a faggot thats why women are comfortable treating him like 'one of the girls' wake the fuck up lol

>>213053215
Yeah I saw a meme about it on Instagram and it had 200k likes and everyone in the comments including women were calling him a creep.

>>213052857
i'd tell him he better stop before i get mad and then i'd stand there while he rubs me over the pants for a minute or so then i'd say "no seriously i'm about to get really mad" while continuing to do nothing while i get a free over the pants handjob

based Doakes getting a third life as a meme

>>213046491 (OP)
kinda funny our best export as a country is this fucker and he is already getting cancelled

>>213060570
>Reoccurring vision that acts as a voice of reason for an increasingly unhinged Dexter.

so whos the main villain? Its not Quinn is it?

he's gay.

>>213062127
Mysterious cabal of serial killers/assassins involving a killer called the Dark Passenger.

>>213053215
Been seeing Doakesposting with huge amount of likes and reposts on instagram so it's definitely not just a 4chan thing lol

>>213046491 (OP)
Yeah, I've never seen any videos of him getting anxiety around that cave troll from Last of Us.

>>213053737
He's obviously been told to do that shit because it supposedly makes him look "grandfatherly" or something and it polls well with old ladies. As if the man would out himself like this on camera if he was an actual predator. I'm not from the US before you turn your brain off and call me a lib. Perhaps use your brain for once.

>>213046491 (OP)
no they're not

>>213053737
If you can find the video for the top right girl and if you turn up the volume Biden says
>do you have any idea how horny it makes me standing next to a 13-year-old girl?
And the worst part is her parents were right behind her and they heard him say it. Our politicians are pimping out their own kids.

>>213063245
You should hang yourself

>>213059643
how do you feel now

>>213064764
I love big saggy tits so much

>>213062113
What about Chilean wine?

>>213050219
We are onto you Pedro

>>213050884
What a stupid quote. If you smell smoke then yes there is a fire close by and should be careful

>>213066371
I don't drink wine, only beer

>>213062113
What about that wrestler bitch?

>>213066568
What about Neruda?

>>213055977
>Gotham city but the commissioner is Doakes, not Gordon

>>213046491 (OP)
GET EM DOAKES

this is the first time when the men are trying to cancel a guy for bein inappropriate to women
while the women are defending him

>>213056367
Doakes has been a meme for like 15 years at this point. People were making memes about him saying "surprise motherfucker" back when I first came to 4chan back in 2006. You zoomer newfag retards need to lurk moar.

>>213055829
just watch all of it tbqh

>>213052375
some dudes may be romantically attracted to men, but a lot of "gay" guys are just sex pests who are unimaginably horny so they don't care who they grope

>>213066850
Doakes is allowed to be apart of two memes.
Also, zoomers were definitely aware of surprise mothafucka, it just stayed alive for so long that they were saw it by the time it was still a thing in the early 2010s.

>>213046708
Im convinced this closeted gay guy narrative is a psy-op ran by studios to avoid his cancellation before his 10 big projects are released

>>213046513
lmao

>>213064764
saggy naturals >> fake tits

>>213067776
Hard agree

>>213064764
Damn, those bastards are so long she could tuck them into her pussy

>>213053381
How about both of them tranny? What then?

The man's fruitier than a produce department, he's probably trying to make himself look straight by doing this (and failing miserably)

>>213050170
>that hand twirl
yeah he's gay

>>213046581
Why was he never anxious around Bella Ramsey?

>>213046708
>women are so comfortable with him
He gives them the ick outside of manufactured Hollywood interactions.

>>213064764
Swing low sweet chariot

>>213046491 (OP)
Cheers to Pedro for making Doakes mainstream again.

>>213050170
Damn this is cringe

>>213046491 (OP)
They cant stop Doakes. He's on the case.

>>213052244
if he was some random incel they'd call for his head

>>213051292
or that most male actors are turned into fags by the jewish humiliation rituals that they have to endure for the fame.

>>213068391
Nah he reverted back to the gay grift to defuse the situation. He’s an actor remember, anon.

>>213053381
He only supports it because if he didnt they'd try and ruin him and his family's lives

>>213062113
What about helicopter rides???

>>213051069
he's a self proclaimed far-left anarchist in a reactionary far-right America

>>213046491 (OP)
By normies you mean one anon on 4chan trying to make this happen?

>>213049273
>raped
>past tense
the rape never stopped

He's the most obvious closet case in Hollywood today. I don't know how other people don't see it. I feel like back in the day when it was obvious that Kevin Spacey was a huge homo and somehow there were people who didn't realize it.

>>213060558
I've seen your dumb frognigger ass defend him multiple times at this point. Why is this so important to you?

>the guy who groomed his brother into becoming a girl and wore this shirt turned out to be a creep

Wow who could have predicted

>>213046491 (OP)
Didn't he also kiss Dafoe

>>213071660
>I've got my eyes on you, freak

>>213047101
He just waves at her from a distance down the red carpets.

>>213068678
I dont care if it's a tiktok meme for zoomers but it's hilarious. I dont even dislike Pascal but Doakes fits the meme perfectly

>>213052857
Yeah you'll let him lay and suck you off you fag

What's next? Pedro going to burn local?

Why u hate him again? He performs well in every role so I don't give a shit if he's liberal, for faggots or whatnot. Grow up retards

this suspicious black dude meme is kinda funny

>>213046491 (OP)
look at a pic of him as a teen and you can see he is a twat. he has a twat face, like the face of a teenage sex offender. he is inherently dishonest.

>>213046491 (OP)
Maybe Biden suffered from "anxiety" too.

>>213072985
Not a teen here but holy zest, I see why he keeps his shitty facial hair.

>>213073026
lmao

>>213068678
/ck/ previously tried Doakespoasting as mutated local me-me but it never caught on, maybe it will work better here.

>>213073028
He actually looks good

>>213050170
He wore rainbow pants to an event. Come on son.
>that femme wrist flip
Oh goodness gracious.

>>213068678
Ol Spider-Man The Animated Series Venom-ass colors. Doakes was a cool protagonist. One of the few heroes actively on villain timing. The series lost a lot when he died. Too much.

>>213073028
He looks based here

>>213046491 (OP)
Honestly though, if he was just molesting adult women actresses (that's practically their job - most of the men too to be honest) that would be borderline normal, and much less obnoxious, and in Hollywood I'm pretty sure quick "rape in 10 years time" is practically the standard greeting. He's much more fucking obnoxious that if he came out as a sleazy Jew that likes to grope it would make him more likeable

>>213073028
in the thumbnail at least he kind of looks like frankenstein monster

>>213073028
looks like a bogged Cilian Murphy
>me own 'orse, hates me sista(brotha)

>>213046581
I've heard that gossip before.
It actually led me to beleive the guy really is an anxious mess in private because he's never seen with anyone so he's probably terrible at dating or is so scared of it he doesnt do it

>>213074314
That's a severe case of facial blindness you got there.

>>213068613
One of the guys.

>>213072616
I'll admit it I hate him because he's liberal but also because I'm a contraband and everyone seems to love him
I used to like Ruffalo too before I found out he was a fucking retard

One day the dam is gonna break and he's gonna get #MeToo'd like never before and everyone is gonna have surprise pikachu face and go
>WOW why did no one see that coming!

Man all this thread does is make me want to rewatch Dexter season one

he isnt the only one

ew i hate these incel old men who are always perving on their female costars

>>213074347
yeah sure, gay latinx mystery meat man

>>213055829
no

>>213074478
If I was her husband I would neck myself.

>>213074548
>if you don't think this random brown mystery meat man looks like a very distinct-looking pale Irishman after some plastic surgery then you must be the mystery meat man
How often did you get dropped on your head as a kid?

>>213052857
Exactly what a homosexual would say

>>213074265
lmao i can see it

>>213064764
much better, thank you

>>213046491 (OP)
>The normies are starting to wake up about this guy and his "anxiety" which only kicks in when he's next to hot women

>>213062113
Alexis Sanchez, your wine and your sea bass are way more famous.