This proves they were never really making fun of both sides.
I thought garrison was supposed to be trump
The "they make fun of both sides" was always a low IQ take. They've been on record for over twenty years about being cuckservatives that love the bureaucracy and hate the American people.
>>213053249 (OP)Biden, Obama, Bush, and Clinton weren't as evil as Trump.
>>213053277watch the episode
>>213053249 (OP)nah, they weren't, they were always mocking your faggot incel asses. Stay mad.
>>213053295That's the cope reddit gonna use
>>213053295I'm honestly not sure whether this is an intentionally braindead take going for some kind of sarcastic irony, or whether you actually believe this to be true.
>>213053295Irresistible chud bait
>>213053295Obviously true, keep seething chuds
>>213053332>every president is the same and no I'm not in a cult
>>213053249 (OP)>butthurt fans of the orange pedo already seethingSouth Park has always been fantastic at getting under faggot conservatives' skins, glad to see they're back to true form.
>>213053249 (OP)"The pandemic" already proved that they are pussies, so this is not news.
>>213053505Every president is a president
>>213053555>I believed in schizo conspiracies about a pandemic nobody else in the world was confused about so I think they "pussied" out on the subject because they didn't regurgitate /x/ memes
>>213053249 (OP)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>213053249 (OP)>NOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF MY PEDOPHILE DICTATORS REEEEE
>>213053332Your president is brown.
>>213053556I think there are degrees anon, between being a lukewarm President on one end, and trying to get your vice President fucking killed.
>>213053249 (OP)Aww. Poor little chuddie.
>>213053277He was, they do a bit about it before introducing caricature-Trump.
>>213053249 (OP)How does this episode mock conservatism? Because from what I gathered its just mocking Trump's behavior
Iโm glad theyโre just focusing on the side thatโs protecting pedophiles, desu
>>213053249 (OP)Why did /tv/ become full leftoid? Did reddit invade?
>>213053277Only when they thought Hilary was going to win
>>213053289they've always been neocons
they never attacked bush and Team America is pro invasion of iraq
>>213053295Ehhhh Clinton gave trump legitimacy
>>213053249 (OP)They shilled for gay rights harder than any show way back in the first season. Why is everyone just realizing this now?
>>213053249 (OP)while it wasnt very funny, I was surprised by it. for months it seemed like they had already made the episodes ahead of time, but they clearly made most of this episode in the last week
>>213053770Do you know why we call you "election tourists"? Did you think it was by accident?
>>213053249 (OP)kinda hard to make fun of "both sides" when the republicans are literally a bunch of fascist, anti-vax, anti science conspiracy theorists who are trying to destroy democracy, the constiution and free speech, deporting citizens without due process, killing millions of people with all the funding they're cutting, etc etc. but the democrats elected a guy who stutters occasionally, so bad sides bad i guess.
>>213053770The contrarianism is swinging full back. Look at how much they actively despise their /ss/ routes. Nobody likes Hitler anymore.
hq720
md5: c8a47cb5099186a4e24d5020daebdda4
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lol trump bad
>>213053790>Team America is pro invasion of iraqNo, no it isn't.
>NOOOO DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY CHILD MOLESTING DEAR LEADER!!! THIS IS LITERALLY LIKE THE SECOND HOLOCAUST!!!
keeeeeek how are magapedos this fucking fragile
Just a reminder they fucked up the story in the season they introduced Garrison as Trump because they planned that season's story around Hillary winning, and when she didn't they had to quickly stitch some bullshit together. One of their most out of touch moments since they bought the WMD lie. I don't like Trump either but getting blindsided by his presidency in 2016 means you're either an incredibly stupid person or massively out of touch with society.
>>213053824How is it contrarianism when most billionaires, corps, and NGOs are on your side?
>>213053622Your days are numbered, vaxxie.
>>213053869Trump has 13 billionaires in his administration
>>213053869>fill your entire cabinet with billionaires>have your faggot Elon sit in cabinet meetings at the Oval despite having no official position >"no you see, it's the OTHER guys though..."Your daddy pedo is literally a billionaire.
>>213053838kek, are you seriously doing this AGAIN?
>>213053894>>213053922Have leftoids just given up being literate?
>>213053867>massively out of touch with society.thats them now also thats what they used to make fun of
>>213053894Why do you never understand the word "most"?
>>213053930I don't know how it isn't bait to claim the staunchly anti war, anti Bush South Park guys, who made an entire fucking satire about US interventionism, were somehow pro Iraq.
>>213053867trump did barely win in 2016 you know. and he still pretends he won in 2020. unfortunately until he goes away theres not much else to talk about. Im tired of it all, pro or anti trump. Im just damn tired.
Sorry there wasn't any trigger warning for you poor snowflakes
>>213053922>Your daddy pedoif hes a pedo why didnt the democrats release at least HIS epstein file? :^)
>>213053964>anti Bush South Park guysGaslight me harder, commie.
>>213053952>no I only said MOST checkmate libtardslol ok retard, should I say "a sizable portion of the billionaire class in the year of our Lord 2025" then? Because it's still over a dozen billionaires in the Cabinet.
>>213053992So your argument is they're all pedos. That doesn't make your support for trump any better
>>213053922The Trump pedo allegations never made any sense. Because if there was any proof, they would've just released it.
>>213053249 (OP)Anyone needed PROOF?
>>213054008Are....are you arguing that Matt Stone and Trey Parker voted for Bush?
>>213053972>trump did barely win in 2016 you knowbut he won. given that all of media was working against him that was a huge accomplishment.
i also think he won in 2020 but they cheated assuming this would finally get rid of him. lol should have given him the corona years and he would be gone now
>>213053972I know it was close but there was a disproportionate amount of people who saw it as totally impossible right up until the day he was actually elected. You could place a bet on him winning the presidency for over 2x returns the day before he was actually elected.
>watching South Park in 2025
do people really
>>213054024>he just stumbled into the plane >he had his eyes closed on the island the dozen times he went >he only orchestrated beauty pageants with Epstein as a joke bro >"my good friend Epstein", was just tenth dimensional chess
one of my life goals is to be called tiny-dick by some bitch
then I can have them verify my massive schlong (0.1% percentile) in person and have them tweet the exact measurements along with an apology
Trump is a retard and possibly a criminal, but dick size humor is sexist and the punishment should be getting raped to death
all men are kings
>>213054014Bringing up that some billionaires that are right-wing doesn't negate the statement that most billionaires are leftoids.
>>213054052>i also think he won in 2020 then you don't live in reality, anon. Simple as.
>>213054059yes, it was a huge upset. I just wish we still didnt have to deal with that a full decade later. we need to move out of this current cycle already, whatever direction that is.
>>213054020my point is that i am tired of the concern pedo trolling when the left is nothing but pedos and has openly supported grooming of children for the last decade under the label of inclusion
if trump is a legit pedo and there is proof let him hang with the rest i dont give a fuck.
the left had the chance to release the data and didnt and they are even blocking the release now so who is the real pedo supporter here? (spoiler: all of them)
>>213054095Where is the proof that Trump is a pedo tho? Trump was like the only person that testified against Epstein back in the day.
>>213053249 (OP)>NOOO HOW DARE THEY MAKE FUN OF MY DADDY!
>>2130532772 iterations of Trump werenโt enough to counter their seethe.
>>213054108Gee it's almost as if most billionaires aren't specifically political because it's a fucking oligarchy and they'll say or do anything to glob onto power?
Biden never had 13 billionaires in the WH, anon.
>>213054071not much other current shit to watch honestly. tv has gotten really bad.
>>213054139He was on the island you fucking rube. Was he there just for the snorkeling?
>>213054130>then you don't live in reality, anon. Simple as.i do live in reality and it was a obvious steal. the joe biden curve became a literal meme. they just did once again underestimate how mad people would be and failed to get rid of trump (literally) for 2024
>>213054052I think santa clause won in 2016 and then the tooth fairy in 2024
>>213053824>Nobody likes Hitler anymore.I do.
>>213054170>why yes my views do align with the majority of CEOs and billionaires but did you know that Biden didn't have 13 billionaires in the whitehouse (unlike Trump!!!)
>>213054209>two more weeks! Release the kraken!
>>213054209He obviously lost actually.
>>213054203visiting the island doesnt equal child fucking by default thats the sad reality of it. this is why we need full disclosure so release the list and let them eat themselves
>>213054256If you hang out with pedos then you're a pedo. You dont need anymore evidence.
>>213054234actually now youve got 4 more years :^)
>>213054170billionaires aren't political? I'm pretty sure they all have some kind of political belief. If you really believe that, idk why you even care that billionaires are apart of the Trump admin
>>213054256Lol do you not see these mental gymnastics you are engaging in? To protect ..Trump?
>>213054256>visiting the island doesnt equal child fucking by defaultIt does.
>>213054273thats not how the real world works. once again we need full disclosure was it jailbait or full on toddler fucking then take it from there.
>>213054256yeah, he went to the island 17 times because they had really killer mojitos.
>>213054203Was he actually on the Island? could you post proof of this. And visiting the island isn't proof of anything, because Stephen Hawking was also there.
>>213053308No. This shit ain't funny. It's just rich people crying because trannies aren't the priority anymore
>>213054297>>213054229>you shouldn't care that billionaires buy the White House because you might agree with some of their surface levels opinions that most of the country already shares I think you are both missing the point in making
>>213054308>To protect ..Trump?No?
>>213054273You post on a site where countless losers jack off to animated child porn. That makes you a pedo too, sicko.
>>213054348Are you just in a fugue state about this shit or just learning about this now?
>hawking was also there And...?
>>213053249 (OP)Sure they did. They used the same joke for Iraq and America.
>>213054319Kek would you still support him if he was raping "jailbait", Ahmed?
>>213054357But most billionaires support Biden? So shouldn't you be more against the democrates because they're more bought out? Were you think angry with Biden?
>>213054359You are doing so much heavy lifting to absolve him of obvious association with a known pedophile..
>>213054398Can you post the article/source of this? Because google is shit and I cannot find proof that he actually visited the island, only was on the plane.
>>213054108liberals don't believe in per capita bro
>>213054137what these libtards always omit is that both epstein and trump were connected to the democrats
all the people invited to his parties were liberals
they're using it in a opportunistic manner because trump supporters are the only ones the care about pedophilia
trump is running cover for a jewish pedophile blackmail operation because he was in on it but don't let them forget that the democrats also ran cover for it and are the majority of the "victims"
>>213054139trump is worse than a pedo desu
he was involved and is running cover for jewish pedophiles that were pimping out little white girls if he had sex with them or not is immaterial
>>213054357I think I understand your point perfectly fine. your incredibly gay opinions align 1:1 with some of the worst people on the entire planet but trump is also a billionaire with billionaire friends so that means that anon's criticism of your beliefs is totally dismissed.
>>213054430>Le both sides I'm saying it's always wrong, Trumptard. Difference is I don't bend over backwards to make it rules for thee but not for me when Trump goes super corny mode and sells out the entire system to CEOs.
You are a hypocrite, because you look at it as "well if the billionaires say what I want, then it's ok".
>>213054425there are underaged girls all over the west waiting for the day they hit 18 to start their onlyfans. dont pretend there arent tons of girls under 18 who wouldnt fuck rich dudes for money if given the chance
so yes if the island would turn out to be just jailbait (consentual) i wouldnt care as much if it actually turned out to be actual children
>>213054443>with a known pedophile..hes not a known pedophile thats the issue he was the most cooperative with the authorities and pushed for the release of the files which are blocked by a democrat judge
>>213054256>bro i just had a deep, close and personal relationship with a pedo child trafficer and hung around his private island but that doesn't mean i'm a pedo i swear brodamn if that's your argument you're in some deep waters son
>>213054024You poltards really are fucking retarded. You see the news lately dipshit?
>>213053821bot detected .....
>>213054398We've known for years that he flew on the plane. It's whether he visited the island that is important
>>213054256Of course not, Trump is innocent.
You know what the worst thing is?
I'm not if the people who defend Trump are better than him, and this really troubles me as a Christian, I fear for their souls.
>>213054952not sure*
My apologies, I was nervous when I typed that.
>>213053249 (OP)>it's actually based af to act like a prissy soccer mom who gets upset at cartoons for making fun of the presidentkill yourself
South Park has been irrelevant for almost 2 decades now. We're supposed to believe Democrats actually care about sexual assault victims now?
South Park hasnโt been funny since Season 10.
>>213055032>being so hateful and spiteful towards anything remotely pro trump that you miss the point
>>213055292complete radio silence on blue team presidents but suddenly chirping up about red team presidents. not that hard to understand.
>>213053249 (OP)why is this censored? it's barely even a penis
>>213055357So what's your point?
>>213053249 (OP)They're trying to get the show canceled because they're pissed off at Viacom after they got busted for double dealing. Matt and Trey want to cash out and they think this is the fastest way to do it, since Colbert got canceled.
Quick rundown: HBO / Warner Bros. signed a billion dollar agreement with Viacom to make the next several seasons of South Park exclusive to HBO Max. Then, while the ink was still drying, Viacom made Paramount+, and was insta-regretting the deal with HBO because South Park is their most valuable show. So they asked Matt and Trey if they would make some South Park specials for P+ outside of their deal with Warner Bros., and the end result was that HBO basically got nothing while Paramount+ got a drip feed of hour long specials, and that resulted in a billion dollar lawsuit with Matt and Trey caught in the middle and everyone is pissed at each other.
Combine that with Colbert's show getting canceled, and I think it's obvious that Matt and Trey do not want to come along for the ride when Skydance fully acquires Viacom. They are possibly also considering that Skydance has already made a massive investment in animation with John Lasseter, and they're hoping that South Park will be considered too crass and low-brow for the animation brand they're hoping to build, and Skydance will just buy them out to wash their hands of having to deal with this shit ever again.
This is all speculation and maybe some copium but consider that the punchline of the episode is a link that takes viewers to an obscene AI generated video of Donald Trump that might actually be illegal under a law that was just passed, and I think it's clear that Matt and Trey are trying to burn bridges with Viacom and get out of their partnership. I'm not gonna pretend I know what their motivations are but their past legal problems are probably a big part of it.
funny that they have portrait of Andrew Jackson when he was the president that did the most to prevent the banks from enslaving us
all presidencies are Jokes after FDR
puppet masters for a people that threw away sovereignty
>>213053249 (OP)The only people still supporting trump are sub 80 IQ retards. everyone else has dropped him after being revealed to be a pedo and epsteins bro.
>>213053249 (OP)Love how this makes you chuds cry and piss uncontrollably.
>>213053504I would, but your opinion was so gay and fucking retarded it got deleted.
>>213053249 (OP)Not the politicians but they make fun of liberals as a collective plenty.
Trump is very easy to make fun of. In the context of trying to bait the man himself into a reaction, itโs funny. You acting like your parents, getting angry over it, is just icing
>>213056673Question: does that mean Nazis that dropped Trump in 2018 are not chuds?
kek the seethe today is so fucking good thanks matt and trey
>>213053802nobody cares why you do anything faggot, and this site has never been left, unless you count /lgbt/, /mlp/, /y/, and all the other lefty containment boards.
>>213053249 (OP)South Park said nothing about Biden being a sleepy zombie and they didnโt plan on doing another election episode because they claimed to be tired of politics. However the Trump is the new Saddam thing was a kino throwback to the good old days. I think Saddam even said โIran, Iraq, whatโs the difference?โ in an old episode. Overall it felt kind of rushed and cheap.
>>213056855>/mlp/>leftyYou must be new
>>213053770This is the first real W the left has had in a while. They need to juice it for all that it is worth.
They were melting down over Columbia paying a 200 million dollar fine for civil rights violations (against white peopl) earlier today.
>>213053249 (OP)These jokes really come off as impotent seething: Cheeto Hitler got into the Oval Office twice and there's nothing liberals can do about it other than piss and moan, these people are funnier than the jokes they put out
>>213054248It was obviously stolen actually
>AJ in the devil's room
subtle jew seethe kek
>>213053249 (OP)It just proves that Trey parker lost his balls and his soul. Gave it up to his nigress wife just like Bill Burr. The soul went out of their comedy b/c their wife has a leash on what they can say and do and it just breaks them. The fire is gone. Nick Fuentes might be a virgini or a faggot or whatever the fuck he is, but the bite is still there to his act. The art is compromised when there is no soul behind it.
>>213053249 (OP)sad to see this show fall for trump derangement syndrome. there wasnt a single funny bit in the entire episode and it had genuine AIslop in it to boot.
>sad to see this show fall for trump derangement syndrome. there wasnt a single funny bit in the entire episode and it had genuine AIslop in it to boot.
>>213055530I think his point is that TDS is played out and if they had any balls they'd at least make their "orange man bad" point by having Obama work to rig the election while Hunter Biden jerks smokes crack and Joe Biden states blankly until a 12 year old girl catches his attention.
>haha he has a small penis
>get it?
>let me repeat the joke 5 times
This is embarrassing. I think you need to have low iq to enjoy south park now.
>It just proves that Trey parker lost his balls and his soul. Gave it up to his nigress wife just like Bill Burr. The soul went out of their comedy b/c their wife has a leash on what they can say and do and it just breaks them. The fire is gone. Nick Fuentes might be a virgini or a faggot or whatever the fuck he is, but the bite is still there to his act. The art is compromised when there is no soul behind it.
>>213057157i think that's a great point and i support my president donald j trump 100% in the face of these scurrilous lies
>>213057154he does have a small penis though according to the pornstar who sued him and won
>>213057153They just signed a contract with Paramount who are currently in the news for capitulating to Trump by firing comedians Trump doesn't like to get their CBS merger approved (because of US antitrust laws, the president has the power to veto large corporate mergers). Going scorched earth on Trump in that position is a legitimate act of anti-corporate, anti-government and anti-establishment rebellion in defense of free speech. If that's too deep for you, or that you think the moment warrants equal time for somebody who's no longer president and his son who has never been involved in politics, then your opinion on social commentary is worthless.
>>213056979How is this a leftie win? What am I missing, bro? I've been out of the loop for a while
>>213053249 (OP)>provesOP is a faggot, case dismisssed
>>213057768It reminds me of a week or so ago when they were literally doing the same thing about the Sam Hyde Harland Williams podcast
>>213053249 (OP)>the orangeman was"giant douche">Hillary was "turd sandwich"try again
>>213056909matt and trey have drifted insanely far left, this episode proves it
>>213058049so has the country
>>213057482>They just signed a contract with Paramount who are currently in the news for capitulating to Trump by firing comediansLol, you actually believe that shit? They cancelled The Late Show because it's hemorrhaging money and they're about to restructure because of the merger you absolute retard. If they fired Colbert to appease Trump they wouldn't have given him a year and he definitely wouldn't have given his faux edgelord "go fuck yourself" cringe.
Holy shit you're gullible. No wonder they thought they could get away with running a dementia patient AND then swapping them out for someone no one voted for when MAGA memed the sundowning POTUS after the debate, LOL!
>>213053249 (OP)It's a pretty charitable representation, Don is looking svelte. Matt and Trey held back.
>>213054256i know some niggas who went to that island~
why would you go to that island?
>>213058522Doesn't matter if I believe it. It was the premise of the episode. They mentioned Paramount, CBS and Colbert explicitly in the whole Jesus bit.
Maybe they believe it. Maybe they were riffing on the idea because it's funny. Either way, it's relevant. Hunter Biden is not relevant and there's nothing stunning and brave about dedicating a season premiere to a bunch of corny "fair and balanced" both sides political jokes.
>>213054398>Denalo TilumpWho the fuck is that?
>>213053249 (OP)>satire is great>as long as it never targets any of my own beliefs
>>213058754>Hunter Biden is not relevantWell, seeing as he gave a viral interview a couple days ago I'd say you're wrong. Also, there's the fact Joe gave him and everyone involved in the influence peddling scandal an unprecedented preemptive pardon that isn't even specific to any particular crime (i.e. it was literally carte blanche "any crimes that may have been committed from 20xx to when I leave office in a month") I'd say it's very relevant and you should stop being a retard who takes his political cues from an animated "dude weed" show.
>>213053249 (OP)They are making fun of the only side they can. They always use gay and queer and effeminate people as their punching bag.
They can't fathom the idea of actually insulting a straight guy for being the evil rapist pedo that he actually is. It says a lot about our culture.
He's not a gay man. He's a tall, rich, straight guy who probably has a big dick. And he's still a reprehensible person. But they still can only think to punch on homosexuality.
Being a fucking rapist is worse than being and woman or gay or trans, I feel that goes without saying but most of America seems to believe otherwise
>>213053249 (OP)who the fuck cares, chud
>>213058983Is that you, Isaac?
>>213059221If you don't want comedians to make fun of your cult leaders, stop worshipping lolcows.
>>213053249 (OP)They're nihilists. They make fun of literally everyone. They don't have any beliefs themselves.
>>213053249 (OP)They never "attacked both sides" that is just bullshit group think repeaters have been trained to say.
>>213053249 (OP)They have always explicitly stated that they do whatever the mainstream is doing. They started South Park to get a rise out of conservatives because that was what they were familiar with in small town Colorado, then they switch to making fun of Liberals because that's who they were surrounded with in LA. But Trump is just an easy target, it's more surprising that they didn't do this sooner. Nobody actually takes Trump seriously, he's a joke, people that hate him make jokes that he's fucking up America, people that like him only like him because of the chaos he's bringing. He's not actually good at his job.
>>213059239>Being a fucking rapist is worse than being and woman or gay or trans
>>213053622yea coward youre cooked
>>213059469>NPC soundbite responseLol, you actually think South Park is edgy and take your political cues from it. Holy shit, lol.
>>213057261according to his ex wife bes 9 inches
One side is easier to made fun of.
>>213059239They're immature lolbertarians. Fuck, Trey Parker still spergs about how a girlfriend who dumped him when he was in college probably regrets it now because he's rich and famous.
>>213059563>he's fucking up America,How
>>213059718>to made fun of
>>213053249 (OP)The current president is republican, making fun of Biden would be like beating a dead horse at this point
>>213059239>And he's still a reprehensible personNot really.
>>213059740he's zinkle zoompf
i just think it's crazy that they've become so old and lame that they're doing the same "dumpf bad" shit literally everyone else has doing for the past decade. i thought they thought of themselves as cool and counterculture and "edgy"?
>>213053249 (OP)They do make fun of both sides, its just your on the side of Nazi pedophiles so your little feelings got hurt.
Go suck more cock and make sure to kill yourself when your done,
>>213053249 (OP)I've always hated trump but this just isn't funny
>>213059740>Normalizing politicians violating the constitution>Lies and grifts every single time he talks>About to crash the economy, again, with tarrifs literally no economist agrees with>Took us back to war in the middle east>Sucks putin's cockNot even going to mention he's a 30 time felon, convicted rapist, and child fucking pedophile who was epsteins best friend and literally owns the "Lolita Express" private jet and uses it for his campaign.
>>213053249 (OP)I think the unhinged seething after they had to rewrite an entire season back in 2016 because they were so smugly sure that Drumpf couldn't possibly win already gave it away.
>>213059849You're the prime target audience of South Park.
>>213059849None of that is even true. just exaggerations and hyperbole.
>>213059849>>About to crash the economy, againNot even hysterical turbo liberals like MSNBC believe that anymore.
>>213059849>with tarrifs literally no economist agrees withOther than the economic advisor that put forward the idea?
>>213059936>>213059942>>213059947>>213059971You'll survive lil trump bros. Just my personal opinion.
>>213053824>Nobody likes Hitler anymore.They love him. And more than ever.
>>213059849>Normalizing politicians violating the constitutionYou mean like when Obama weaponized the DOJ and Biden gave carte blanche preemptive pardons to everyone involved in his influence peddling racket? Speaking of Biden, you mean covering up the fact he had dementia and lying to the public until the whole world saw him sundown on live tv? Lol.
>Lies and grifts every single time he talksRussia hoax. I won't pardon my son because no one is above the law. Influence peddling.
>About to crash the economy, again, with tarrifs literally no economist agrees withYou're not an economist and you're parroting shit other people say because you think you're part of their team. Meanwhile, they robbed your poorfag ass by pumping the gas on inflation.
>Took us back to war in the middle eastTrump solved Iran in less than a week and Oct 7th was under Biden, sweatie.
>Sucks putin's cockParroting another soundbite (Russia hoax, lol).
Say, did you know there were massive protests against Zelenskyy this week? Of course not because you're a retard who parrots nonsense, lol.
trannies really want this to be an epic own when itโs just cringe and pathetic
>>213060025yea we know. we knew it in 2016, we knew it during covid, we know it now. it's what we've been trying to tell you hysterical fuckers for a decade now.
>>213060055have a (You) chud bro
>>213060074You'll survive champ
>>213053824>Nobody likes Hitler anymore.In the future there will be a religion built around him.
>>213060025Survive what? The figure head of the executive branch not being some globalist monster for once?
>>213060109Tell that to my boomer MAGAt dad who I cut off and will never see his grandson. He called me crying before I blocked his number. RIP mom, you deserved better.
:)
>>213053802Who the fuck is "we" little nigger? You don't speak for anyone, least of all the people who were here before 2016.
>>213060111>You'll survive c-champYeah, because Iโm not a troon whoโs going to 41% xerself
>>213060186Neither am I :)
>>213060177>Lying on the internetOk lad whatever floats your boat on a slow day.
>>213060214youโve been seething the entire thread and replying to every post like one kek
>>213060177lol your moms dead. probably vaxxed
>>213053249 (OP)So why'd they spend 20 years portraying liberals as insufferable fart sniffers?
>>213060222>lying in the oval officeYou too
>>213059971It's Brexit all over again. People just want less immigration, and right wing wonks use that mandate to do a lot of stupid wink shit that was cringe because it's wrong that just leaves everyone worse off, and following the Brexit model, doesn't actually fix the immigration problem.
>>213060269Did that actually happen? No.
>>213060304>s-sureโฆKWAB
>>213060290>to do a lot of stupid wink shit that was cringe because it's wrongSuch as.
>>213060311It did, we just didn't flip tables over it. Learn to take a joke bro, you're getting offended like Hitler did.
>>213060338I don't have an exact catalog of everything Boris Johnson did to make the Yookay poorer and filled with jeets and nogs instead of Poles and Spaniards.
>>213060271Corr if I were President I would sign an executive order that would make it illegal to have my dick be unsucked by 10/10 women, every day of every hour of every minute of every second. Morning, noon and night, sleeping or waking my Presidential dick must be in the mouth of a 10/10 woman it's the law and the U.S. taxpayer will have to pay for it.
>>213060304Glad you admit it. :)
fingers crossed the faggots get canceled and sued , family guy became better anyway
thats how it is
Chud bros....are we cancle culture now?
>>213053770Most of old guard have left this site to chuddier ones like Xitter, or have gotten too old to care about image boards anymore. On top of that, no one on this site like Trump anymore except the small number of /ptg/ spammers. A good chunk of this board now are kids who spam capeshit threads and fishtank threads or indian bots spamming the same threads every day. This site is not what it used to be.
>>213053802>muh election touristsNewfag. /tv/ was a /pol/ colony long before Trump ran for office. Where do you think the cu.ck meme came from? Where did you think all the racist caricatures of Finn came from? Racial and homophobic slurs used to be a common thing on this board before the jannies started banning anons for it. If election tourists ruined any board, it's /mu/
>>213053249 (OP)Maga cultists are the biggest group of perpetual victim fucking losers in the history of America
>>213060477(*u*) ====D (you)
>>213060603I cannot imagine the kind of mindless person that would use the term "maga cultists".
>>213060603True, I saw it
>>213060689You'll survive.
>>213060603and yet they won, trump is president, and you're the one making derivative crybaby posts about the victors.
>>213060717We are not the ones freaking out.
>>213060724Not my president :)
>>213060742Looks like you are. Hope this helps.
>>213060689facebook boomers. i don't know who started it but they love to call MAGA a cult. and every time they say it they act like it's a novel observation.
>>213060827Is that a problem for you?
>>213060564>Newfag. /tv/ was a /pol/ colony long before Trump ran for office.Tourist.
4chan was anarcho/libertarian for ages, the nazi larp was on /new/, and they knew back then Trump was another kike shitlord.
>>213060827>Promise thing>Yes master, thing good!>Oops nm thing is BAD, it was always dumb>Yes master, thing bad!>Ok actually I can use thing to my advantage, thing good!>...yes master...thing good!>No wait, I can pin thing on personal enemy, it's bad again>thing bad....Literally cultist sheeple
My only issue with it is it wasn't funny. The jokes amounted to small penis, a reuse of the Saddam/Satan relationship joke, and him talking like a Canadian.
There really wasn't anything clever or poignant in their critique of him. There's so many angles with him you can take that are original and funny, but they took low hanging fruit. But redditors still think calling him a mango is the heigh of political comedy so whatever. South Park is entering its Simpsons decline.
>>213061610You gonna be ok chud bro?
>>213059849there's enough to criticize trump for yet far-left retards always resort to hyperbolic nonsense.
>>213061522>4chanHe said /tv/ you fucking covid tourist. In the beginning there was /tv/ and /tv/ was basically /pol/. So moot created a new board /n/ - News. /n/ rapidly turned into /1488/ so moot deleted /n/ and made it about trains instead. /tv/ became /pol/ again. moot then created another board /new/, warning that if it turned into original /n/ he would delete it. It did and so he deleted it, along with /r9k/ - a gangbang of whining. /tv/ became /pol/ again. After some convention moot started feeling guilty and so he revived /new/ and this time called it /pol/. The rest is history.
I've been here a long time and what you see on /pol/ is what I've seen on /tv/ throughout. The boards are linked in spirit, it's always been that way. It's just in this climate /n/, /new/, /pol/ whatever, has grown extraordinarily huge. I never thought I'd see a board here bigger or faster than /b/ and /pol/ is that.
At any rate if Hiro ever decided to delete /pol/, /tv/ would be the first place they set up camp, as always. And for the most part, /tv/ would welcome them. I frequent many other boards here and /pol/ is nowhere near as tolerated on others as it is on this one, by both mods and the users. Remember /pol/harbor? They all came here because we accept them.
If you're anti-/pol/ you're anti-/tv/ and if you're anti-/tv/ then fuck off
>>213053249 (OP)They make fun of both sides but MAGA is a cult and Trump deserves to be mocked. Why is that so hard for you to understand?
>>213061634It would be a net benefit for mankind if you went into the bathroom and used a razorblade to open your radial artery
>Basedpark was never funny, Trey and Matt are cucks with a mutt childs
>>213053249 (OP)Wow you finally just realized that?
They made no criticism against Obama fucking ever
Genuinely believed Hilldawg was going to win
Whined about Drumpf for four years
Went to sleep for four more years in 2020 just like the sleepy pedo pres of that time
Then right back it in 2024
Its FUCKING HILARIOUS remembering when this FAGGOT and KIKE pretened they were Libertarians above it all and mocked both sides
They are as deep into the Democrat deep state as it gets, even Colbert is nothing before them.
Also once again the Left obsessing over Trumps penis nonstop. Really lets you know whats on their minds.
>>213061704>Maga is a cult!>Haha how about joining my cult which isn't a cult comrade!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afetnw70S04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afetnw70S04
KINO
>>213061522....and is that supposed to mean that we totally heckin love diversity and trans?
>>213061610Its not even a joke it is intended to provoke a reaction, its intended to show how someone becomes like Trump, because they have a very small penis and it goes into this whole complex he has, the viewer laughs at it because they want too but it doesn't need to be funny its just an provocation.
>>213060055Trump's not gonna suck your dick bro
>>213061861>its intended to show how someone becomes like Trump, because they have a very small penisBut I support trump and my penis is fucking huge
>>213061809Its a cult with no cult leader hmm interesting.
>>213054355>wahhh they made fun of ME!!!>wahhh *throws shit at the wall*Retard.
>>213061654none of that was hyperbolic
>>213061809What cult did I tell you to join? Democrats and MAGA are dogshit. There was a real chance at having an OK GOP candidate in 2024 but MAGA cultists went with the old orange dementia dude who has betrayed them time and time again anyway
>>213061924>There was a real chance at having an OK GOP candidate in 2024 but MAGA cultists went with the old orange dementia dude who has betrayed them time and time again anywayIT WAS HER TURN!!!!!
>>213061610>>213061861t was literally just this in action
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_penis_rule
>>213061947am I talking to a real person or a /pol/ MIGAtard catchphrase bot?
>>213061761>>Basedpark was never funny, Trey and Matt are cucks with a mutt childs
>>213053249 (OP)>Has months worth of material to work with>Just rehashes the Saddam but from the movieAnd this isn't memberberries HOW exactly?
>>213061924literally all of it was. you're a drone just as dumb as the miggers in /ptg/
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IT'S OVER, I honestly see him stepping down ala Nixon soon
>>213061947Yes, we would actually be better off if Hilldawg won in '16. It's pretty clear Obama and Hillary has a better plan for handling the Chinese than Trump or Biden.
>>213053794>You can trust your kids with a gay scout leader trust us bros>It's actually those dirty rednecks with wives that are going to molest them
>>213062063>It's pretty clear Obama and Hillary has a better planGo back, Pablo.
>>213054096Honestly this, if a woman ever accuses me of having "small dick energy" on some online argument because my ideas don't align with the female monolithic hivemind then I will just reply with a timestamped unedited picture of my erect 7.2" extra girthy cock next to a Monster Energy can or similar scale object and a ruler with no further comment, I don't give a fuck if I get banned from xitter for sending a dick pic unsolicitedly, I already got my last account banned for telling them I was going to come to their house and kill them with a hammer and next time I sign up I gotta use my burner phone number except I don't know if that'll be a security issue.
>>213062063>Yes, we would actually be better off if Hilldawg won in '16. It's pretty clear Obama and Hillary has a better plan for handling the Chinese than Trump or Biden.
>>213061864>loses debate>spergs his fag fantasy Lol
MAGA world really not doing so well the past couple of weeks huh, that's ok Trump is going to send more money to Israel and import more pajeets while AI takes all of the high paying white collar jobs BUT AT LEAST WE OWNED DA LIBZ
>>213062112>so rent-free Spongebob Libtard still remembers the guy's tweets 7 months after the guy made them Lol
Redditors are utterly beside themselves that he came back and won again and have to raid 4chan to pwn the chuds because every time they turn on the news there's a new story burning their assholes
>>213053791You think youโre hot shit, dontcha
>>213062173>debateechoing White House talking points isn't a debate Timmy, it's always some vague answer on how Obama weaponized the DoJ meanwhile anyone can eyes can see Trump using the Executive Branch and the DoJ since he's taken office to influence not only government but private office (which is what this whole fucking South Park episode is about).
>inflationWho was President during Covid again? Who shut down the economy? Which party is against regulations on companies which lead to them raising prices with no restrictions even when supply chains had normalized?
And yeah Trump is a Russian dicksucker
>>213062286>And yeah Trump is a Russian dicksuckerObama made that up d e s u
>>213058522advertising money in a heavily political climate was the reason scripps news gave when they pulled the plug on their broadcast news channel last year
>>213053249 (OP)I don't know, make another couple dozen threads to be sure.
>>213057911>2004 episodeYou lefties don't even watch the things you pretend that you like. If half the people who were seething about Colbert getting canceled actually watched him he'd still having contract.
It's performative
>>213062286>no youYou lost, bro. Trump won.
I miss this guy like you wouldn't believe.
>>213062360>heavily political climateLol, retard.
small dick incestual pedo
>>213062438>politcal climate change isnt real
>>213062427same unironically
>>213056979they are paying kikes money not whites
>>213056979>This is the first real W the left has had in a whileorange man is in the epstein files
>>213062523You thought that was clever but it's just a mash of words that sometimes go together.
>>213062774>You thought that was clever but it's just a mash of words that sometimes go together.it was pretty clever desu senpai
>>213062836Nope and the term you were looking for earlier ITT was "politicized", brainlet.
>two version of Trump across 10+ episodes
>not one (1) funny joke
He really is impossible to make funny jokes about
>>213062427It turns out, if you want a good economy, you have a Democrat president and Republican Congress where Republicans feel obliged to play heel about fiscal responsibility - that they never follow when they're in charge - which tard wrangles some of the dumber Democrat ideas.
>>213062695If there were anything incriminating the Biden admin would have released that specific part sometime between 2021 and 2024. Libtards are way late on the Epstein shit and people outside their echo chamber remember they were parroting shit about it being a Qtard conspiracy theory to poison the well just a few months ago.
You retards have the memory capacity of goldfish.
>>213054052Trump won in 2016 because James Comey is a retard.
>>213062903It's 3 now and the female writers wrote in that he has a tiny dick, anon. Get it? His dick is small? It's cutting stuff, anon. 100% original. Really riding the edge of comedy.
>>213054008you have to be 18 to post on this site
>>213053277Watch the Vaccination special to understand why he Is not Trump anymore
Captcha: NYTKD
>>213053249 (OP)>Get literally one fucking joke about your retarded faggot presidentOP
>THIS PROVES THEY HAVE TEE DEE ESS!@!!
>>213062991Trump won because no one wanted to vote for an old lesbian that strokes out and has nigger bodyguards throw her into vehicles
Democrats could win if they got literally anybody better but the issue is all democrats are incompetent fucking retards
>>213063190>same bit as Saddam from over 20 years agoMeh.
>>213053770Lmao are u really falling for the brigading? You know 50% of this sites traffic comes from israel now right?
>>213063242>the issue is all democrats are incompetent fucking retardsThe issue is they're great at rigging elections and always take for granted that they'll be able to do it.
>>213060482>fingers crossed the faggots get canceled and sued , family guy became better anywaythats how it is
>>213062988>Ifstopped there. he's in the epstein files
>>213063372>WhatsApp Imagelol you're actually a shitskin
>>213063348Well yeah that's true too its both those things
>>213063242She would have beaten anyone but Trump, since he's the only person that's not a charisma vacuum. The problem is that Trump's policy instincts aren't very good, and as it turns out the reason the economy and other things were good the first time was because GOP old heads were ignoring him and doing milquetoast Republican things. Unfortunately, they've been replaced by retarded cranks like Laura Loomer and Gabe Navarro.
>>213062879>Nope and the term you were looking for earlier ITT was "politicized", brainlet.Lmao. How mad are you right now someone favored another post over yours?
You're brown.
>>213063398Post the evidence
Not some shitty news article saying things
I mean genuine evidence of Trump engaging in said activities
>>213063398Joe Biden wired Hunter money to pay for a prostitute in a region of the world known for human sex trafficking. What's your point?
>>213061663>No reply from any of the seething redditors Imagine my shock
>>213063399>>WhatsApp Image>lol you're actually a shitskin
>>213063437>How mad are you right now someone favored another post over yours?Not nearly as mad as you are that most people preferred another candidate over "yours", lol.
>>213063459https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur-ggo4Aek8
>>213053249 (OP)It proves that they have run out of ideas a long time ago. I wonder if Trey and Parker are even involved at this point.
>>213059849>no economist agrees with the tariffEconomists are fucking retards, dude.
WHY DON'T TREY AND MATT KILL THEMSELVES??? THEY SHOULD TOTALLY KILL THEMSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>213063576This but donald trump
No, you see. It's funny because in 2015 Trump made a joke, ER, I mean got mad that someone said he had small hands and therefore a small dick. It's actually deep cutting satire that works in multiple levels.
>>213063576That's why I get my financial advice from comedians.
>>213063398That means literally nothing. The Epstein blackmail and client list theory was created by QAnon and it does not have any credible evidence behind it. It's just a bunch of schizos with confirmation bias who already believed the world is run by a cabal of satanic pedophiles found out some wannabe Hugh Hefner kinapped a bunch of girls and made them live on his private island because he wanted a harem.
Some people will say someone he had dirt on had him killed in prison, but given the actual evidence it's far more likely that when faced wit the fact that he was going to prison to do hard time for the rest of his life and there was no hope of getting out early, Epstein chose the coward's way out because he was a scumbag and had nothing left to live for. That's not a satifying ending if you are a conspiracy theorist, but if it's the truth, it means that a bunch of people are denying it just because they wanted there to be a list that puts a bunch of people they hate in jail, and now they're adding Trump to that list because his administration didn't validate their conspiracy theory.
Hey guys, remember BRAT summer brought to you by totally organic coconuts? Astroturf is weird.
>>213063723>That means literally nothing.man rightoids sure love ignoring Pedo Don and his antics
>>213063794Why didn't Biden release the files that would incriminate Trump?
Wait...was Trump BRAT all along? Weird!
>>213053770>Why did /tv/ become full leftoid? Did reddit invade?
>>213053770April 2025 when Trump's tariff plan revealed to even longtime supporters that he had genuinely bad ideas. The boiling off of conservatives who actually do business has left the level of discourse a lot dumber than it was.
>>213053249 (OP)Of course they weren't. The slight of hand they use is insidious. Soft ball leftist and globalists, then ruthlessly attack anything right wing or Christian. The average retard looks and thinks they attack both sides but they don't.
You think if they went after Biden like Trump they'd remain on air? Or even alive for that matter? Remember Seth Rich. The entertainment industry bottom line is tow the Jewish line.
>>213064072It's a discord raid full of antifa and open borders leftist freaks.
>>213062286>against regulations on companies which lead to them raising priceslol kill yourself you retarded commie
>>213064273>NOOOOOO, DON'T STIMULATE THE DOMESTIC ECONOMY BY FORCING OTHER COUNTRIES TO OPEN THEIR MARKETS LEST OUR'S BE CLOSED OFF!>THE SOROS FUNDED ECONOMIST ON THE BIG PHARMA SPONSORED LEGACY NEWS NETWORK ASSURED ME THE AMERICAN WORKER HATES THAT!I love how badly the left has been coopted and turned into puppets by Big Libtard.