Would

>>213053564 (OP)
you'd "would" a lukewarm bowl of 'ghetti

>>213053564 (OP)
Silversurfette has human eyes? I already knew about the hair but wtf she's just a painted girl now...

so her eyes are normal?
is her mouth pink inside

>>213053845
she's got feet

>>213053564 (OP)
So is she solid like metal or fluid like mercury?

>>213053564 (OP)
I herald.......................................... dem titties

>>213053564 (OP)
Looks like Liara. However they cannot save fagtastic four after what gaydro pascal did.

>>213053564 (OP)
Julia a cute

>>213054799
>doesn't show feet
wtf man

>>213054854

>>213054889
better
why aren't they silver though

>>213054889
>slight autism
cute

>>213054889
Nice

>>213053564 (OP)
INTO THE FLOOD AGAAAAAAIIIN
SAME OLD TRIP IT WAS
BACK THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN
SO I MADE A BIG MISTAAAAAKKEEE

touch the top of the building, you die, you touch the ceiling, you die, you touch the floor, you die, too far to the right, you die, too far to the left, you die, you die, you die, you die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, DIE!

SILVER SOLES

>>213053564 (OP)
Do you Milk?
you will

>>213053564 (OP)
Built for Big Bronze Cock

>>213055569

>>213053564 (OP)
Can't unsee the reflection of that goofy looking dude.

I'd wax her surfboard.

>>213053564 (OP)
Fuck woke movies.

>>213056639
>dude AI lmao

>>213056639
>AI slop

>>213054799
>>213054889
very cute robot

>>213056639
Live long and prosper brother, these shills have no balls.

>>213056699
>>213056676
can't stop the future grandpas

>>213053845
Correct… watch the movie

>>213056639
Based.

>>213057521
>shitty wig and contacts because we cast a latina as a blue eyed blonde white woman
Retarded casting

Supposedly Fantastic Four end credits leak has Lily James as Tigra and the outfit is comic book accurate.

>>213057597
big hips, big ass

>>213057597
Big homewrecker Stacy energy here.

>>213057574
I’ll allow it.

>>213057690
I won't.
No raceswapping. Get the fuck outta here.

MARDI
Yer fuckin' planet's fuckin' doomed

>>213057521
Mogged by the Marvel Rivals tie-in for the movie

>>213057737
Be silent gamer

>>213057574
Why you lot are butthurt about casting Jessica Alba as Sue Storm and making her as White as possible?

>>213057706
I believe you….not.

>>213057574
>Latina
Jessica's half French
t. grew up near her in the Inland Empire & have friends who went to high school with her.

>>213057798
Sorry. Jessica Alba looks 100X better.

>>213053564 (OP)
It must be so strange and dangerous to be pretty. You have an almost mystical power to cause extreme emotions in people very easily.

>>213057798
Because it looks like a brown woman in shitty contacts and a wig, instead of a white woman with blue eyes and blonde hair.

>>213057798
it was dogshit casting in 2005 and it's dogshit casting now, you aren't going to convince anyone otherwise

>>213057837
In the pic maybe but movie Sue mogs

>>213057716
They should have just cast her as Sue Storm instead of Silver Surfer.

>>213057874
Both did theatrical releases

>>213054799
>>213054889
Do they actually sit and watch the movie dressed like that at the premiere?

>>213057874
Jessica Alba won.

>>213057965
>>213057807
>>213057798
>>213057690
>>213057521
>shilling this raceswapping just because it's now old
Pathetic. She was a terrible casting decision and everyone knew it.

>>213057837
Prime Kirby is way better looking than prime Alba.

>>213057950
Yeah? The first one anyway. The other premieres across the globe I'm sure they're expected to duck out once it's playing and return for the afterparty.

Some actors like Depp can't stand seeing themselves on screen and won't ever watch their own film. But that's less common.

>>213057870
Jessica is way better my dude. Facts.

>>213057394
>can't afford a house
>can't hold a relationship
>50% of the brain is microplastics
>vaxxed
We have already won.

>>213057807
Awesome. You would never get something scenes this and hot actresses in modern movies.

>>213058042
That's all you've got? Just saying "it's better than a 40 year old cast too late" over and over? That doesn't make it good, anon. Have some standards.

>>213058018

>>213058069
samefag

>>213058042
>In 2024, Jessica Alba reflected on playing Sue Storm, "It's nothing but fond memories. I loved it so much playing that character. I feel like my whole life started in a lot of ways at that moment. I met my life partner [Cash Warren], we're still together, we have three kids. Tim Story, who directed, is still one of my best friends. We have New Year's Eve together. It was great and she was such a cool, inspiring character and ahead of her time, I would say, in the genre. And still, you still haven't seen someone who is so nurturing and feminine, but then also a fearsome badass. I haven't seen that combination again. And so I think she still fills this beautiful kind of space or void in the Marvel universe."

>>213053564 (OP)
She was incredibly cute in Ozark. I think I kept watching the show solely because of her.

>>213057394
>the future is all computer generated slop and smelly pajeets
Just drop the nukes already

>>213058167
were you this angry when cgi was used for movies? how come you didn't speak out against cgi when you had the chance?
cgi is just as bad as ai. but you never protested

>>213053564 (OP)
I dunno. It'd be kind of gay that you'd see a reflection of your face on her face anytime you're making out with her.

>>213053564 (OP)
best part of the movie. gonna make a fem surfer cut when the bluray is out

>>213057716
it's amazing how hot she is coated in silver and how unattractive she is as a regular person

The 2005 movie gets my vote.

>>213058226
What if you're equally reflective and reflect her face back onto her face?

>>213058268
I was thinking the same lol
Silver bunnies are the master race

>>213058298
dude, we got it
shut up

>>213058268
she looks hot as fuck silver or otherwise to me

>>213057856
>Jessica Alba
>brown woman
Bugger off to reddit.

>>213053564 (OP)
Me looking at OP pic

P A L E

>>213058268
Faggot

>>213053564 (OP)
MARDI

>>213058298

>>213058375
>deep jungle Mexican
>not brown

>>213058371
1992 movie FX looks better baka

>>213058381

>>213053564 (OP)
I watch for she

>>213058268
It's remarkable how thoroughly Marvel and Feige fucked up casting.

>>213058383
You killed the illusion

>>213058268
how so

>>213057394
>grandpa
You literally generated Galactus as a boomer actor nobody under 60 remembers in the other thread. Project harder unc.

>>213058383
...why didn't they just cast her as Sue?

>>213057798
Left is attractive young woman right is 40 year old bogged witch. Stop pretending to be retarded just to lean into "hurrr maybe alll this woke stuff is really dumb guyzz!" no one cares if the chick is hot. This goes for you too >>213057574
Thats literally all there is to it, the complaints about race are always because they make her ugly AND raceswapped doubly and now youre being a reductionist acting like you dont know better and when this is pointed out you will sperg and have a meltdown.
>how do you do fellow kids have you ever noticed like all movies ever in hollywood are woke hahaha
Yea hollywood is liberal run and consistently has always made propaganda. No one cares if the chicks are hot and it matches the movie. Even with little mermaid niggress she is busty irl and they made her flat in post fx less people would care if she was allowed to flaunt her breasts for example.

https://x.com/MarvelRivals/status/1948513591134679137

>Here's your Sue Storm and Señor Fantastico, chuddies.

>>213053859
>is her mouth pink inside
Which mouth?

>>213058655

>>213058315
I guess that would cancel out the gayness

>>213058655

>>213057737
Rivals Sue is a triumph

SHINY AND CHROME

>>213053564 (OP)
She is beautiful, definitely.

>>213058209
>cgi is just as bad as ai
Wat? I knew retards posted here but this something else

>>213053564 (OP)
Why couldn't they just made a movie with pic related all grown up if they wanted to make a woman look shiny and nude?

>>213053809
Don't knock it til you've tried it.

>>213058209
>how come you didn't speak out against cgi
Speak where? Social media did not exist. The audience had zero influence over what studios made.
And after we were given the ability, a lot of studios did start using practical effects whenever they can.

>cgi is just as bad as ai
It's not about the way it looks, it's about barrier-to-entry. I'm all for accessibility but there has to be SOME filter to keep any random boomer or low IQ third worlder to create worthless crap.
These two groups shit up the internet enough for the past 15 years just by typing retarded ideas, now we're giving them holywood level tools too? Fuck that.

>>213053564 (OP)
so could colussus fuck her without suffering damage to his metal dick?

Might I imbibe the Power Cosmic?

>>213059051
>high leotard in a mainstream marvel game
>disney-slop actors are invited to see
>they love it
Anita Sarkeesian lost.

>>213059655
They chose someone else from the show. (Picrel)
on the flip side, alex's special goo ruined a generation
>iykwim
>yes, slime girls are a thing

>>213060302
Marvel Rivals is refreshingly traditional with its male/female superhero depictions

>>213054799
I don't like her without the curly hair. Fucking stupid bitch.

>>213060302
>grifter gets shown the door
Of course she lost, the only people that followed her already were fucked in the head. But nowadays you got the Aussies spreading their prudeness. It wasnt enough for them to ban movies and games from their island, the world must suffer, with the help of payment processors.
>GTA 6, next

>>213054917
Anon she isn't actually silver that was movie magic.

>>213060479
Didn't they have Sue Storm marry Reed Richards in that game?

>>213053564 (OP)
she's hot. still not watching the flick

>>213060500

>>213060565
She's already married to him (and they already have Franklin and Valeria, their kids), but for Valentine's Day they added a pair of wedding skins marking 60 years of them being married in the comics. Their ultimate abilities play the wedding march when you use them.

>>213055494
I c wat u did thar

Why do every thread turn into a pajeet coomer central lately?

>>213061004
What exactly was a thread with a picture of a female character and "Would" as the entire OP meant to be?

>>213061192
A trap apparently.

>>213053564 (OP)
Imagine she has explosive diarrhea in the middle of her speech. She tries to keep her composure best she can but the stomach ache gets the best of her. She is forced to go all fours in front of lowly humans, exposing her silver butthole to the cameras. Her farts and squirts echo from every speaker, from every direction. Her once pristine surfboard dripping brown liquid. She covers her face in shame as she begs Galactus for forgiveness. She eventually lloses control of the board, crashes into a filthy sidewalk. Crowd gathers around her now almost fully brown body.
The last thing she sees before losing consciousness is everyone covering their noses and looking at her in disgust.
Except three. Three teenagers, horny as fuck, rush in and start to violently rape her. They don't care about the shit, they're too horny to even register the smell. They treat it like lubricant, taking turns on every hole, shoving shit covered cocks down her throat.

>>213062378
Nice legs.

>tfw no shiny gf

she was fine as fuck

It's the fucking eyes that ruin it.
Imagine deadpool with normal eyes.
Fucking weird.

>>213063316
Blank eyes don't have much expression

>>213062798
her poop would be silver tho

>>213057807
>>213060302
Vanessa Kirby read the comics and said she loved the Malice arc

Grim

>>213057597
No, just a commercial for saturday morning F4 cartoon

>>213063273
She looks like the liquid terminator man in t-2. Nigga you gay.

>>213059650
Indian computer technicians using computers to create digital images and DESTROYING practical jobs.

what am I describing? ai or cgi?
which one? Both......

>>213063781
?

>>213060511
Those aussies are based though. Gooners are a symptom of a lust filled society. That’s what we need to keep men and boys away from images that fuel lust.

>>213063982
Manface

>>213064474
This makes even LESS sense

>>213053809
yeah, and?

>>213064500
How long have you known you were homosexual?

>>213064544
>claims "bogged" means "manface"

>>213063856
How did they do this so well over 30 freaking years ago?

>>213064598
Those are practical effects, not CG.

>>213064628
Fair enough on that particular shot. But even the actual CGI is really good compared to the jeet-fest we have now

>>213053564 (OP)
Please somebody post her delicious metallic feet and tummy

>>213064761
It's good for it's time but it's most certainly very obvious when it switches from practical to digital.

>>213064761
Yea this is bullshit, it looks like mario 64 graphics compared to know a days

>>213064803
>>213062231

>>213064864

Can't wait for the nude cosplay pin-ups brehs...

Aside from the production value this movie was just as fucking boring as the second F4 movie, but at least that one had a proper Surfer.

>>213064909
I was thinking more of when Galactus was choking her, solekino

>>213054799
This is literally the first time Ive seen her look somewhat attractive

>>213057597
Thats wrong
Source: saw the movie

>>213058425
No it doesnt

>>213053564 (OP)
The scene where she takes them to Galactus has a very wide shot where you see her turn away from the camera and it's the first time you see her ass, it's insane, actually sat forward in my seat when it happened. Shame they don't have an epilogue where she comes back and starts dating Johnny, those two would've been really fun together. She has major "HE ASKED FOR NO PICKLES" girlfriend energy, I can just imagine Johnny taking her to a theme park and her grilling any restaurant employees that mess up Johnny's order, Johnny getting her a nice dress and her realizing she's really into nice dresses, the burger joint owners that screw up Johnny's order getting scared and making twenty burgers for him, Johnny eating a few of them and then saying he can't eat anymore, so Ben comes by with his teacher girlfriend and says he'll eat them all, but then looks at the schoolkids that are there with them and shares all the burgers with them, and everyone has a great time. It's actually sad we don't get anything like that with her and Johnny.

>>213065540
>Shame they don't have an epilogue where she comes back and starts dating Johnny
This is clearly just an introduction of her character and she’ll be back

>>213064569
Is… is that her slave?

>>213065647
I think they'll ruin all the characters in those schizo avengers movies they're setting up. Any seeds that get put in place in films preceding them probably won't get to grow into anything in a sequel. Part of why I'm kinda disappointed that I actually enjoyed this film, in spite of the script. With superman, that was just dogshit so I don't care what they do with that slop universe. But they did a really good job with the characters in this film, especially Ben and Johnny. Even though the script is horrible, I still wanna see them, so now I'm actually sad that they'll likely get wasted with the avengers films. But hey maybe she can come back in the sequel and go on fun dates with Johnny.

>>213065228

>>213065734
I feel exactly the same. This F4 is too good for the new MCU

>>213053564 (OP)
looks old and ugly

>>213065811
Gaaaahhhhh i wanna CLANK CLANK CLANK HER ASS

>>213062378
>the flappy waving at the end
my heart

>>213066429

I'm pretty sure you can easily find porn about silver body painted ladies easily. I'd be surprised if there isn't more done to capitalize on the movies release with Silver Surfette. I'm pretty sure porn parodys are still a thing.

>>213053564 (OP)

>>213066674
it's not even the first weekend. give it some time