Thread 213055421

>Heh, 85% Can’t wait to watch that number tank when it releases!
>Days later: it just keeps rising

It’s kino btw

>>213055421 (OP)
This movie has Sue as lead, Reed sucks

>With an exemplary cast and shiny new alt-universe to enjoy, this is the best Fantastic Four yet. And if that bar’s too low for you, then it’s also the best Marvel movie in years.
Empire

I agree

>>213055421 (OP)
>le stretchy guy
>le fire guy
>le hot female with powers or whatever
the fantastic four are just not an interesting enough superhero group.
that's why all their movies fail.
this one is only somewhat successfulish because pedro pascal is in it.

>>213055586
Watch it, you’ll be surprised

>>213055816
I plan to.

>>213055421 (OP)
It's mehtier

>>213055421 (OP)
It’s kino unlike supermid

>>213055421 (OP)
It's literally focused grouped and AI script. 4chan loves being identical to normies

>>213055421 (OP)
it's fucking boring

>>213055486
retarded niggers said the same shit about thunderbolts and it was the most mid shit ever
marvel is done

>>213055816
Yep. I was surprised that it failed to meet my already very low expectations.

>>213055450
>This movie has Sue as lead, Reed sucks
They're a family and act like one you stupid motherfucker.
Also the shot when they first encounter Galactus where he looks like he's made of stars was cool.

Tfw no mommy Sue

>>213055939
The shills have been using the same script for years now. They hype up the new movie as being great and a return to form all while deriding the previous film that mere months ago they were praising.

>>213055939
I haven’t seen Thunderdolts and don’t normally watch Marvel. It’s the best Marvel movie I’ve seen since Iron Man and will clearly be a hit

>>213055421 (OP)
absolutely brvtal

>>213056058
Anon… shills are a meme… You sound a little like you actually believe this…

>>213056023
And the women do almost everything.
But, yes, the scene where they meet Galactus and are chased by Surfer was cool. Sadly that's pretty much the only decent part in the entire film.

>>213055939
>the most mid shit ever
not to simp for F4's drip, but it hits different
I stan F4, no cap

>>213056121
Are you retarded? Of course shills exist.
Now are there paid MCU shills on 4chan? Probably not. But it doesn't change the fact that there are tons of MCUfags shilling the newest slop. And they do it for free.

>>213056081
He had that locked and ready to go regardless lol

>>213056193
Can't blame him. It's a good one.
And accurate.

>>213056023
>They're a family and act like one you stupid motherfucker.

You don't even know how a family works in reality and if you think F4 will show it you're less than a monkey.

What about Galactus walking on his knees?
What about Shalla-doll?
What about how compressed the movie feels?
What about the ugly CGI?
What about the unappealing cast?

MCUbots are like snydersisters.

>>213055421 (OP)
What if you remove the bonus?
MCU Bonus - 10 points
Disney Bonus - 10 points
Fag Bonus - 5 points
Girl Boss Bonus - 5 points
So, more like 58%

Capeshit is dead in China.

>>213056807
You have to keep in mind they’re programmed to see America as the Great Satan and superheroes are often implicitly avatars of the American way
They don’t want to see that

This movie is going to make buku bucks in America and unfortunately embolden Marvel’s gay new MCU phase
If it were its own thing I would wish it nothing but the best

The embodiment of soulless. An absolute void of a movie, with a cg baby to boot.

>>213056024
I think she's ugly honestly

>>213057852
I don’t think it will do great in the US. Looks like every post covid MCU front loaded movie. And without China won’t do big overseas either. China thing is a big deal. No more billion dollar capped hit movies.

>>213055421 (OP)
Is anything ever not considered "kino" on this board full of hacks?

>>213056911
But they saw them for years.

>>213058088
Nobody wanted to see black Captain America and it was a well-publicized disaster before it even released with multiple reshoots
F4 has hype and great press, and will have positive word of mouth

>>213058145
>will have positive word of mouth
I seriously doubt anyone will be able to muster something more positive than “it was okay, I guess’ after seeing it.

>>213055421 (OP)
Not one fucking person amongst you retards cares to mention how Rotten Tomatoes is a fucking fraud site which doesn't take the average score (like metacritic) but uses some deranged scoring system which shows you % of people that liked the movie based on "Fresh (60% and up), Rotten (59% and below)". Here are the actual fucking reviews scores for people who aren't retards.
Rotten Tomatoes is an industry planted scoring system used to inflate scores.

>>213058222
That and it’s the fucking Fantastic Four!

>>213058222
That’s because you have a weird personal animus against it, people who have seen it are high on it as you can see itt as well as in the news
It’s crushing in France rn

>>213058222
Checked and correct.
>>213058284
>frogs like it
Oy vey.

>>213055421 (OP)
It was boring overall. Galactus started of as cool but was cringe by the end of the movie.

>>213058236
But RT is owned by WB. Why would they inflate their rival?

>>213058284
Nothing weird about it. Movie was just bland.

>>213058311
It’s hard to make a ginormous monster like that compelling, too removed from reality
>>213058335
Sure

>>213055421 (OP)
TEN MORE YEARS OF CAPEKINO

>>213058284
> It’s crushing in France
A girl boss movie with a beta male lead is doing well in France? How shocking

I don't care for Pedro Pascal as a person. He should stop appearing in public. He is a man who is afraid to be a man in case it offends a liberal.

>>213055421 (OP)
Rotten Tomatoes uses an absolutely dogshit way to aggregate their scores and Metacritic was always the non-retarded choice.
>10 5.5/10 reviews
>It's 100% FRESH!

>>213058314
>But RT is owned by WB. Why would they inflate their rival?

>>213058314

Warner Bros. Discovery (25%)
Comcast (75%)

>>213058580
>R-Rotten Tomatoes doesn’t count anymore!
Crazy cope

>>213058314
Would it be more beneficial for everyone to have low scores or everyone to have inflated scores? I'll give you a few fucking years to work that one out.

F4 will score even higher than Thunderbolts, something like 250% critics and 450% audience.

THEY MUST SAVE THE MOUSE lol

>>213058795
We’re back on this? Snyder jeets where just saying WB was manipulating the score for Superman.. Not a conspiracy. Critics are woke elitist faggots. Course they’d love F4

>>213058902
>Snyder jeets

They were Marvel shills all the time because they know F4 has short legs no matter the score on RT.

A disjointed and watered down movie like Thunderbolts can't have a such high score in real life. Anyway that's it and it helped the box office; the same will happen with F4.

>>213055421 (OP)
Meanwhile it's at 65 metacritic below superman and thunderbolts lol. It's alot easier for Disney shills (and there are many) to rig the RT critic score. And it's at 3.7/5 on letterboxd and will go even lower.

>>213059530
>and will go even lower
Back to this again huh

>>213059583
Fantastic four is far too boring for general audiences. On top of that the characters are dull and soulless. The people voting more than 3 stars are coping marvel fans. Expect a 2.5/5 letterboxd.

>>213055939
Thunderbolts is way better than this, Superman won the year's capeshitbowl.

>>213059385
I just don’t think it’s rigged as much as critics are almost all coastal elite woke assess. A girl boss movie with a beta male lead, especially when it’s wokesters go to guy Pascal, of course is going to be loved by them

>>213056023
>They're a family and act like one you stupid motherfucker
Yeah, I love the fact that johnny just stood by while his sister fucking died just so reed could have his moment. Just like family. Dumb bitch.

>>213056125
>And the women do almost everything.
>Our core audience of fat nerds is starting to tune us out, what should we do?
>Let's make a story about motherhood!
This is an indication that they've completely given up on the core fandom. They are going for an entirely new audience with this shit. No one gives a fuck about baby franklin.