Thread 213056633

Times you acted like Hulk Hogan

>>213056633 (OP)
I raped your mother

when i voted for Trump
i would vote for him for a third term as well

>>213056773
same

>make more money than my fellow employees
>they attempt to unionize for more fair wages
>do all in my power to destroy that while sucking my boss off because fuck everyone that isnt me

>>213056633 (OP)
I ate a can of Chef Boyardees just last week.

>>213056955
>believe every single bitter lie told by a retarded fag
oh wait you're also a retarded fag guess it makes sense
HH NIGGER

>>213056955
Based

>>213056986
that's not a lie, Vince McMahon testified under oath in a court of law that Hogan told him and Hogan did not deny it.

>>213056633 (OP)
I was the original bassist for Metallica.

First TheO then OzzE now Hullk HogN

Who the frick is next?

>>213056633 (OP)
I body slammed Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania 3

>>213056633 (OP)
I wrestle MORE than 365 days a year on account of timezones.

>>213056955
>be a coked up juice head who pisses through all your money
>want to unionize to keep out new talent because you can no longer draw a dime
Unions for wrestlers was always stupid.

>>213057269
This. If Ventura was even close to as popular as Hogan he wouldn’t been pushing for a union. You want more money, get popular where you have leverage. What Hogab did when he went to WCW.

>>213056633 (OP)

A site published a sex tape i made so I sued them into nonbeing.

>>213057550
Where you wearing a fanny back

I used to hump the hell out of this thing. My friend had the Ultimate Warrior one and his dad walked in on him humping it in front of me.

>>213057550
And yet if a woman did that you'd have a tattoo of her next to your vax date

>>213056633 (OP)
I wipe my hands clean after shaking hands with black people

>>213056633 (OP)
when i post HH

>>213056633 (OP)
one time me and jyd stole a midget

Still annoys me Hogan and Austin never had a match because Austin refused to job for him

>>213057867
Based

>>213057934
stone cold blasphemer autistic was a jobber

I’m wearing a fanny pack all week in his honor

>>213056773
Easily. That inauguration speech gave him a lot of slack

I was going to vote for Hulk Hogan for President. That blows

>>213059223
I STILL AM BROTHER
HULKAMANIA RUNNING WILD

Hes finally up there with Bam :')

>>213056633 (OP)
sperged out and ripped my shirt during a fight with my older brother. he beat the shit out of me anyway and then my mom and dad beat the shit out of me for ruining a good shirt.

>>213059406
I miss you already Hulkser

>>213059471
kek you little hulkamaniac

>>213056633 (OP)
I do what I can to fight for the rights of every man.

I’m watching Gremlins 2 tonight

>>213059470
He's in hell jobbing to Benoit

>>213056633 (OP)
I miss him already. He wasn't supposed to go so soon.

>>213056633 (OP)
Lol just saw someone on instagram post a graveling apology because people complained about him posting a hulk tribute PMG YOU DIDNT KNOW HE SUPPORTS BLUMPF?!?! TAKE THIS HATESPEECH DOWN NOW OR I WILL UNFOLLOW!!

>>213062131
I hate these people beyond belief

>>213056633 (OP)
ive never done the job in my life brother
rip hulkster you were an inspiration

>>213057697
Based brother

>>213062131
what a fucking spineless faggot

>>213056633 (OP)
one time I did coke and fucked my friend's wife

>>213058585
you don't know what the word "jobber" means.

As a kid really in to WWE his entrance music made me feel like I could take on the world. Rip.