Thread 213056845

>>213056845 (OP)
>ass
Tits are better.

>>213056939
Gay

Did you guys have hot teachers? Only one I remember was a fresh out of college lady with giant pale milkers on display

I want all Honors classes.

>>213056845 (OP)
>Them saddlebags looks heavy to carry

>>213057228
I had three

My english teacher was a tall skinny jewess with a gigantic ass. Actual Israeli jewess, tanned skin, blue eyes, had a hag nose though
My science teacher was a big booty latina, but she got fat after she had her first kid
My history teacher was slampig GILF in her 50s, she always wore tight jeans, she was built like a pixar mom.

>>213056939
insecure dicklet spotted

>>213057021
this

>>213057365
I lived in a desirable school district so when a teacher got a job there they held on to it until they retired. Almost all my teachers were over the age of 50. There were only 3 6/10 teachers in their 30's.

I'm jealous I didn't have a teacher to ogle in class all day.

>>213056939
A man should be able to appreciate both asses and boobs, and of varying shapes and sizes.
Otherwise youmst are homosexual.

Honest question.
Let's say a person has an average dick size. Isn't it difficult to fully insert it into a fat person or a person with a large butt? like, wouldn't it get in the way? it seems like in specific poses it would be easier, but it's still a hindrance, right?

a friend of a friend was dating a fat woman and this apparently was an issue so I wonder if any of you fat people here have any experiences of this kind

asking for a friend

>>213056939
Being this wrong

>>213056845 (OP)
why's she dressed as android 18

>>213057228
Third grade teacher was my first crush.

>>213056845 (OP)
Is that Violet Beauregarde?

>>213057373
me in the back

>>213057373
lmao look at that dog getting cucked, KEK DOG
KEK DOG
SUMMA NUMMA PHOA WUNNA FINNA CUKDOG

>>213056939
I agree. Ignore the triggered homosexuals. I will always be on your side anon.

>>213057228
I had a few. There was one who was like 6', jaw length blonde hair, massive tits, big ass, thick thighs but not fat, she was a coach for one of the girls teams, this woman was a goddess and she wore thongs so every now and then you would get a peak at her whale tail. There was a math teacher who also had short hair but medium tits and she was brunette.

>>213057228
i used to flirt with my homeroom teacher in my last year of highschool
blonde sporty girl who was pretty young as well

>>213057365
>had a hag nose though
Best type of nose

>>213056845 (OP)
if i was a fly i'd land on her chair and wait for her to sit down.

>>213056939
based mammaries appreciator, only niggers and goymutts worship ass due to kike socialengineering

>>213057228
I don't know if it's a byproduct of my homeland being a former Soviet republic, but all my teachers were either disgusting geezers or fat biddies. Only "hot" teacher I remember was one who taught a parallel class (mine was a biddy) and IIRC one of my classmates had a crush on her and even brought her flowers several times. As I recall she sat him down and explained to him that she's married, and things ended there, apparently.

>>213059292
damn you seem pretty mad. were you bullied as a kid?

>>213056939
fpbp

>>213056939
tits dont fart

>>213056845 (OP)
INCEL thread!
I repeat to all sex havers: INCEL thread alert!

>>213056845 (OP)
i strongly believe if every school had hot teachers and the school system worked like pic related we would be living in an utopia in less than a decade.
someone should make a movie about it.

>>213059842
imagine being a male wagie in some 3rd world country sewing together these dresses, and at the backside your just like "some women's big butt is gonna be pressed up in this all the time and all my hard work into this dress wont even earn me the chance to ever see the woman who will wear it" damn.

>>213056939
This

Ass is ok but it has never stunned me like seeing a nice rack or massive cleavage

Another worthless pajeet thread

>>213056939
ass and tits are good
no ass and nice tits sucks.
no tits and nice ass is still good.

thus ass > tits

>>213056939
nope

>>213056939
My mom's is better

>>213059292
Imagine making ass vs tits a political issue
Imagine making ass vs tits racebait even

>>213058230
>he cute

If you’d pick ass over this you’re a closet homo

>>213060538
>dyed hair
might not be gay but its utterly repulsive. fucking harpy.

>>213060130
why is the female posterior so captivating? and honestly to all the ass haters out there, if this chick was black i would not find that ass hot. black womens asses are so inferior to white women's asses of the same size its not even funny.

>>213060538
i refer you to this comment
>>213060102

>>213059303
>and things ended there, apparently.
>cut to second part of instant loss video

ass fixation/fetishization is pushed because human pair bonding is based on eye contact and orgasms, the female will experience an oxytocin hormone flood upon orgasm and pair bond with what she’s looking at.

>>213060662
I’m a Gen Xer, was never brain washed by Jew forced ape culture to find disgustingly huge ape asses hot. When I was a kid every mom had Buns of Steel videos to get a small toned ass.

>>213060857
yeah im not into that. i like OP webm ass.

>>213056845 (OP)
How many ml can that thing hold?

>>213060538
You can fuck ass. What can you do with tits?

>>213060130
I love the big ass + strong thighs combination.

Titfags can't stop derailing asschads threads, can they.

>>213056939
>Tits are better.
they have to be spectacular tits..then they're better. but average or worse? take a fat ass any day. but even with great tits, they lose their luster. sucking on them and tit jobs can compare to a bent over girl as far as sensation

>>213061750
>He doesn't know about paizuri

>>213057228
my calculus teacher was a short stack and she just had a baby so her tits were fucking huge.

they were so big that she'd get tired and would slump them over the her desk.

>>213056939
What makes titsfags react so defensively to the mere sight of an ass?

>>213056845 (OP)
What movie is this?

>>213061750
Suck them, fuck them, squeeze them, massage them, look at them, lick them, tongue the nipple for hours, think about them

>>213061858
It's because they're low IQ insecure fucking morons. Any dumb motherfuckers I was friends with in high school preferred tits. Ass is high iq. You have to be an idiot or a teenager to think that boobies and milky are better.

>>213057227
>To desire tits is a subconscious desire for life
>To desire ass is a subconscious desire to be dominated
Nigger trait, zestboy.

>>213061915
>nor the fabled paizufella

>>213062081
Tit preference is European and East Asian coded so your moronic inference is wrong

>>213057228
My marching band teacher from freshman to senior year of high school
Was 22, 5’8, long brown hair, big tits and ass
I got hard just looking at her, especially when she wore shorts

>>213056845 (OP)
ASR deserves bigger roles

>>213062039
It's become associated with White identity. That picture of boobs vs ass showing America as the only ass-preferring Anglo country and Argentina as the only boob-preferring Latin American country was constantly reposted for like a decade.

>>213062219
Case in point:
>>213062138
So basically what you have here is a standard /pol/tard infestation.

>>213062219
Ironically I assume everyone who reposts that image is brown and trying really hard to get white status. No one white has to try so hard to look white.

>>213061915
Paizuri is not sex, you're just rubbing on skin, it's sex as much as a footjob is.

>>213060130
Who's this slampig?

>>213062301
Cultures that prefer asses are generally backwards and it's not a coincidence. Black, Latino and general 3rd world preference

>>213056845 (OP)
why is she dressed like Android 18

>>213057228
yeah he had a huge uncut cock and I loved playing with his foreskin. he would pound me for hours too. sigh, I learned so much in junior high

>>213056845 (OP)
> I have issues at home you won't find out about until our bonding scene; so I'm just going to get loud and angry, while telling you how unimportant I think education is

>>213060538
that's a dude lmao

>>213062420
This guy prefers tits along with Anthony Michael hall and Emilio estevez

>>213056939
Absolutely. I am a bonafide officially ordained uber tit man. That said, I have to admit that over the years I’m appreciating asses more and more to the point where if a woman has amazing tits but no ass I’m sort of disappointed whereas if she has a spectacular ass but tiny tits (assuming perky and not fried eggs) I think it’s fine.

To me tits were a prerequisite and an ass was a bonus. Most seem to think the opposite and I am now understanding where they are coming from.

Still, when a see a huge pair of tits I got catatonic and mentally record them and their owner’s location. It takes all my effort to function professionally when there is a nice pair of tits around . Asses don’t elicit that kind of response in me.

Reminder that you're a cuck if you don't share all my sexual preferences and fetishes.

>>213062459
so basically Salma Hayek in "Wild Wild West" (1999)?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CKtOhkLTBw

>>213062499
Based. Please tell me you also like DP, DVP, DAP, bukkake, gangbangs and piss porn.

>>213062214
Id pay good money to smell her farts

>>213056845 (OP)
don't mind me teach, just gonna play some music

>>213057228
math teacher
massive tits, great ass

we referred to her as Tits-Mariah
like even girls would casually use that nickname when we were talking about her

I don't even think we had another teacher named Mariah, so specifying really wasn't
necessary
No one ever said it in front of her though.
She was seemingly very innocent and would lean down beautifully while helping people.

I got an A.

>>213058840
I feel like it's an appearance multiplier.
If she's ugly, she's very ugly when she has a big schnoz, but if she's pretty she's very pretty when she's all beaked up.

>>213062333
trips wasted on a pee-shy dicklet

>>213057228
Only hot teacher I’ve ever had was for PE. My dad used to hit on her during parent teacher nights too