>btfos Sam Hyde

>>213059960 (OP)
Imagine the drive home, that had to be clazy

>>213059960 (OP)
Watching sam since 2014 and it feels like he's trying to hold onto his past self despite getting older and mentally changing, this little incident has made me start to not like him just the constant jew shit like it's his only subject of interest it's getting sickening

>>213059993
>Sam crying and calling Harland a fag
>Nick completely silent
>Chuck occasionally pointing out a raped hobo
>flip boy praying in ping pong language
>Alex texting his rabbi for advice
A fucking leaf dabbing on you this badly? It’s beyond over.

>>213060121
>when we all do our podcasts we have to act like it was a really funny bit

>>213060072
This. It's amazing seen how insecure and unfunny Sam is without his gang of yes-men laughing at his unfunny jokes. If all he has to say is Jews this, Indians that and break a few plates to compensate inability to do comedy then its truly over. His fate is a slow painful decline untill his paypig zoomines grow up, and see that their internet daddy is a loser with no redeeming qualities.

>>213059960 (OP)
You can tell Sam is the true comedian here because he is wearing his signature 'Where's Waldo' glasses.

Get in the High Hyde.

>>213059960 (OP)
everyone is already bored of your forced meme baskintranny

>>213060121
lol

>>213059960 (OP)
Go home and get your fuckin gorilla twigs!

>>213060893
>every meme is posted by one guy
meds now

>>213059993

>>213059960 (OP)
This podcast really did reveal to me that sam is very thin-skinned and can dish it out, but he can't take it. He really does seem to require control of all situations, surrounding himself with Yes-men, and is incapable of not being the "alpha". I actually lost a lot of respect for him, and I realize his aggressive abrasiveness on fishtank isn't just an act, it really does seem to be who he is. Creds to Harland for highlighting this while basically acting like a child

I just want to return home to my gorilla twig fields.

>>213059960 (OP)
Has this stunt destroyed his career?
His latest Right Wing grift show has cratered in viewing numbers, usually it would be at tens of thousands of views by now but it's only done 15k views in 3 hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx8AjcBZuVk

Sam can always be a pretty entertaining dude especially when I discovered him with Moms, but anyone with a pair of eyes could always see the manchild underneath it all. I don't respect him but he's entertaining.

>>213059993

Leave Sam alone now

>>213061186
Holy shitballz the comments are going in on Sam freakin' hard... it's over.

>>213061381
It's all about that nesting.

Is the gay nerd in room with us right now, Charles?

like jordan peterson would say, keep your nest tidy and in order

Can someone explain the whole gorilla nest thing and what happened with Sam?

>>213061638
He made a fool of himself on Harland Williams' podcast. He was asked to build a gorilla nest and lost his shit basically

>>213060072
99% of his podcast is just reacting to tiktok and other slop while everyone else besides him carries any interesting discussion.

He just eats and plays with his phone then goes on a rant about Art School as if that wasn’t like 20 years ago now.

>>213060121
Proving yet again that Yanks CAN NOT handle banter WHAT SO EVER

>>213061261
Does he still live in Providence? Is he still afraid of being raped?

>>213061148
Sam's detractors have been saying he has thin skin and thinks like a woman for years, and this just proves them right.
Back then it was because some clipper dared to talk to Channing in youtube comments so Sam made sure all his clipped vids got strikes and his whole channel taken down. He even harassed the guy on the phone:
https://vocaroo.com/i/s08vMQnHK3yr
A followup:
http://archive.is/5whST
There are also weird incidents like Sam installing key loggers on James Price's computer and secretly recording his convo with Don Jolly as he fired him.
Sam is a complete psychopath.

>>213061710
The funniest shit is that Instagram reels and tiktok give you shit you react to or watch on repeat, so Sam is in blackpill Instagram/tiktok and pretending this is the same shit everyone else gets

>>213062228
I think, maybe, as woke-culture dies, he'll stop being the only "bastion" of comedy for people with different sensibilities, and hopefully he's cult-status will fade somewhat, because the only style of comedy he seems adept at is genuinely just being an abrassive asshole. Sad!

>>213061186
His grifter career was a balancing act that lasted longer than expected. The hilarious bit behind Harland is that he humiliated Sam with relative ease.

>>213061638
Chad Harland gave Sam a good raping infront of hundreds of people. He never recovered after that...

>>213060121
Sam and Nick would be silent or only speak when spoken to, Sam out of seethe and Nick from PTSD

>>213059960 (OP)
Nick's commentary shortly after pretty much put to rest any speculation. Only normie retards were shocked by the painfully obvious bit. The MDE crew never struck me as people desiring the top media spotlight, or rubbing shoulders with faggots like joe rogan, harland, and whoever else people were bringing up. Same goes for adultswim (literally why would they care about the kiked network after all these years?) or any other media channel ive seen tossed around that was "fumbled" because of Sam. Harland is a literal who in comedy, and it was immediately apparent that the whole thing (even if unscripted) wasn't that deep, and was very in line with the type of shit Sam has pulled before with the payoff usually being controversy hype marketing....which worked yet again. Honestly, they can't keep getting away with this lmao

video link: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nick+responds+harland

>>213060121
Nick and Chuck have to realize by now that Sam is dead weight who is actively harming their chances of ever advancing in comedy/podcasting.

>>213062723
>we don't WANT success
Then why were you guys mad when Sam said you couldn't continue at Adult Swim? Why do you go on podcasts to pimp your show. How about quit pretending to be artfags and just admit Sam stepped a hair over the line, Harland wasn't "in" on "the bit" and edited all of the plugs out and pinned every comment calling you guys retarded assholes

>entire "career" is acting like a belligerent asshole and then mocking anyone who gets upset at his behavior
>now everyone is mocking him for getting upset that nobody was laughing at his belligerent asshole behavior

>>213062723
Cope

>>213061058
yeah there's a whole forum of kiwitroons and redditors posting constantly about sam hyde in 5 different threads with hilariously delusional nonsense about his career being over for flipping over a desk

>>213059960 (OP)
Yeah I never heard of Harland but he’s pretty hilarious

>>213062808
>Then why were you guys mad when Sam said you couldn't continue at Adult Swim?
holy shit, you've been seething over Sam for that long?

>>213062723

>>213062723
clazy cope

I swear these threads are one person talking to themselves
God knows since jannies got rid of the IP counters but it really seems that way

If you read this might I suggest suicide?

>>213059960 (OP)
skibidi chungus

>>213062723

its insane how you and people like you who are coping this bad are acting like you've never heard of "damage control"

he trashed harlands studio, destroyed property, and physically assaulted a 62 year old comedy royalty. if someone acted like that on PGL how do you think sam would have reacted?

>>213062228
what a fucking faggot

>>213063118
cope harder
did you tranny shills think you could blame channing for everything forever
you look insane now

>>213061006
kek

nick's facial expressions were funny but can we talk more about him spitting out that cookie like a dog. NOTE, DEAR READERS, that these two screen captures were taken 4 minutes apart, which means he was just sitting there with his hand covered in mashed up cookie+saliva that whole time

>>213061638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxiGI9TG2FU
Enjoy chum, I got more laughs out of this silly little interview than I did all of Extreme Peace.

>>213061638
He tried to intimidate a boomer comedian, boomer comedian wasn't intimidated and told Sam to build a gorilla nest basically shitting on Sam for being ape brained, Sam had a crash out by flipping the comedians podcast desk.
People say it was a bit, the boomer comedian said it wasn't.
It was all done on this boomer comedians podcast show, Sam went on there with Nick, Charls and Erik to promote Extreme Peace but the Boomer comedian in the edit cut out all the promo and plug pieces for extreme piece.

>>213062723
>Harland is a literal who in comedy
This level of knowledge is why sam got devoured in the interview. OH WELL, AT LEAST THE PAYPIGS WILL NEVER STOP PAYING.

>>213059993
DUDE I OWNED THAT BOOMER RETARD
>yea sam ahaha you got him good!

>>213061186
I've listened to a few of these. Nothing funny or insightful. He's not entertaining anymore.

>>213063565
everyone has a price, I guess Nick's was an ugly rolex

>>213063565
mogged so completely and effortlessly he made nick his bitch

>>213063839
Luke and the other guy are also just there to be Yes men, I've heard Luke on his own streams and he's entertaining and engaging but is sat there in the cuck chair second to Sam, there is no real back and forth it's simply to sit there and agree with Sam when he needs validation.

>>213063422
poor harland was so devastated he filmed another goofy video with sam right after

>>213063897
Then Harland went back in the studio and cut out all their promos because Sam acted like a nigger.

>>213059960 (OP)
to be fair, whenever its the host on his own show its his turf and the viewership is usually leaning towards him.

>>213059960 (OP)
sam's downfall is that he is trying way too hard to be funny

>>213063948
do you unironically think he's pissed off and didn't do that to play up the hostility and get exactly the reaction you're having?

>>213063897
that was before though

>>213064165
it was confirmed after

>>213063565
Absolutely ridiculous, was he that afraid of Sam roid raging at him after the show for eating a fucking cookie?

>>213064155
I've seen MDE sketches, they aren't that good at acting

>>213059960 (OP)
Yes Sam did sperg out and made himself look like a retard.
But to be fair Harland is kinda asking for it. His entire bit is just spewing a stream of consciousness of barely coherent ideas at his guests until they get annoyed with him and then put "___ got totally owned" in his youtube title.
I don't understand why people find him funny. He's like a if family guy cutaway joke materialized as a person.

>>213064216
the pronoun in that sentence is referencing harland retard

Harland Williams sucks. He had a small role in Freddy Got Fingered, and an even smaller role in Half Baked. He's a fully cooked boomer faggot.

Anyone that thinks Harland is great because grooming Tony Hinchcliffe for sodomy is a ding dong.

>>213064247
>its a bit Harland is in on it
>but the MDE cast suck at acting
>no-no I mean Harland

>>213064300
what are you even talking about retard. learn to read moron

why is this board so enamored with sam hyde? this guy is not that popular. i don't know a single person in real life who is even aware of him or MDE. why are there so many threads about him? why are there so many people seemingly celebrating this minor podcast appearance? and harland williams? the only thing i know this guy from is half baked. what the fuck is going on?

>>213063565
>>213063851
>>213063882
>>213064200
SEED
OILS

>>213064347
several groups eternally butthurt over sam hyde are raiding to try and will his "career" to end because he tipped over a desk

>>213062723
Hello, Sam.

>>213064347
For me I like watching grifters take a dive, and this dive is especially funny.

>>213063897
Why would he be devastated? The event was free promo for Harland, Sam's the one who looks like a retard.

>>213064562
it was sarcasm genius

>>213063707
>never heard of this podcast before
>watch vid
>man this harland guy looks and sound so familiar
>OH SHIT IT'S FRED FUCKING RANDALL
this man was my childhood

>>213064392
>several groups eternally butthurt over sam hyde are raiding
This is true, but you have to admit that this was a massive humiliation for Sam the likes of which we haven't seen outside of Marky references

>>213064622
I recognised him as well and was thinking where the fuck had I seen him before, he was in Freddy Got Fingered as Tom Greens character's friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlGVUcc3XJk

>>213064687
you guys dont live reality, it was just an awkward podcast

>>213064754
Sure it was faggot

Total Wigger Death

>>213064347
>i don't know a single person in real life who is even aware of him or MDE
I know a few and they're all scum

>>213064772
you probably think tight and ripe was harland reference boston ross when it's not even in the video

>>213064830
I'm actually not sure what that was a reference to, I assumed it was a jab at the Marky thing or something

>>213062780
didn't they have to go crawling back to sam for cash because they were doing so great on their own?

>>213064854
you dont seem to realize that thinking harland going deep troon lore and making vague non-references to marky is delusional.

>>213059960 (OP)
Who the fuck is Sam Hyde

>>213064817
I've seen 2 types
A. Stoners who think the skits are funny but don't know the casts names
B. Dysgenic fat losers who hate women a little too much

Sam Hyde peaked with his TED talk and its just been downhill since then

>>213065138
I'm not fat though...

>>213065213
If youve ever had sex you fall into the A category

>>213065138
I'm a dysgenic fat stoner who thinks they have like 3 funny skits.

>>213065138
>hate women a little too much
tits or gtfo, whore

>>213059960 (OP)
he btfo'd joe rogaine too

>>213065249
Look dude, there's hating women for being retards and then there's being familiar with the term gynocracy

>>213064155
Harland knew he hit gold with Sam chimping out and didn't need to edit his promos but did so as a fuck you.

REDBAR IS WATCHING

>>213065321
How's Mike doing these days? He looks thin

>>213063707
4 minutes in and i don't think any of this shit is real

>>213061083

>>213065310
if he was actually mad why would he film outro video with sam where he finally breaks and starts laughing, why would he not want to play up the hostility and get more views?

it's painful trying to simulate the retard cope logic going on kiwitroons' brains. pls go back to your shitty forum and noose up

>>213063851
For all the shit he talks about people’s taste and choices the fact his dream watch was some lame ass Rolex Yachtmaster is hilarious

>>213065517
Because unlike Sam, Harland is a professional comedian. He even left in MDE's member's socials as a professional courtesy. But edited out Sam's final thoughts to clown him lol

>>213065555
apparently the number gods also find the Rolex Yachtmaster hilariously lame

imagine actually wanting a (((rolex)))

>>213060072
He hasn't been funny in years. He even got mad at Harlan specifically for not being serious enough. It's like he gave everything up in favor of being a middle aged wigger Jordan Peterson for rightwing twitter burnouts. It's really weird.

I miss klaus
Do you guys like Gundam Wing

>>213060072
The obsession with Jews has been ruining comedy as a whole. For some reason comedians expect everyone to get as giddy about the topic of Jews as they are, so they'll just mention Jews like that suffices for a joke. I don't know why they're like that. But Sam seems to have been hit with this problem the worst out of all of them. He literally can not think about anything else.

>>213065721
That's another thing. Why are all comedians so obsessed with watches? It's like they all have the same exact type of autism. It's all Jews, watches, bidets, and a few other things that escape my mind right now. It's incredib;e how much every single person in that line of work sucks so much at what they do.

>>213065864
Seems like 50% of them have fake emotional support dogs.

>>213065864
Cars too. I have a schizo theory some comedians were already made before they entered comedy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X08GFEskfRo

>>213066218
forgot pic

>>213066486
thank god you followed up with a picture 10 minutes later, anon. it really improved the quality of your post.

>>213065628
this user is delusional, send him back to kiwifarms

>>213061006
best post in the thread kek

>>213066551
Sam also drives a porsche. All these kike comedians are into the same thing like that other anon said.

>>213066598
>KF
the sissies are pathetic

>>213064347
Good question. Which troon mod did sam suck off to keep fish tank threads going 24/7

>>213060072
I think Nick is the funniest of MDE.

The Jew stuff is just getting old in general. It's the same 2015 /pol/ bits that were really just recycled from 90s Usenet and neonazi zines.

>>213060893
It's very boring seeing the weird "SAM HYE IS DEAD XD" astroturf from the same 3 posters.

>>213061638
An old guy got raped by a gorilla live on camera.

>>213062577
I'll never understand how anyone with a shred of self-respect can fellatio another man this hard. Sam's fans and haters feel like they're the same group of fatherless weirdos with the only difference being whose asshole they're rimming.

>>213061083
Charls was probably so happy but couldn't show it

>>213061638
Sam tried to bully a senior citizen but instead got raped while his crew sat there and watched. Poor Nick had a panic attack.

>>213061638

>>213062780
>Charls: gets on Red Scare, where they glaze his THE RAPED concept
>Nick: could do just fine and not share Scuffed Rapee revenue -- and get things actually deadass pitched to Netflix with Tim Dillon as a pal now

Rather see Automile than Extremely Mid.

>>213063565
>can we talk more about him spitting out that cookie like a dog

Like clazy Harland did when he raped Rogan with celery sticks (an unconscious act of submission to both gorillas).

>>213061638
Sam looks like he was raped

>>213062723
>Talks REAL tough on the internet, but when you meet him in real life he's a prick and he's FOUR FOOT FUCKING NINE

Nick had the clear cut alibi and he didn't even allude to it: everyone was hungover (except probably Sam), as Charls and Eric revealed on The Palace. Tim Dillon friend can't realistically pitch to Netflix with good material, when even Automile was approved after World Peace (only him and Charls writing)? These gorilla twiggs are buck broken cultists with Swedish-German Stockholm Syndrome. Easy money won't restore their dignity, Rolexes won't unrape that shitshow.

>>213061186
He's getting mogged in the comments. This is hilarious.

>>213065321
No, Mike has done a similar right wing grift. He will never call out people like Sam Hyde or Matan because he identifies with them. He acts like he isn't afraid of being canceled, but that's just because he was canceled from the left at go. The right can still cancel him, so he has to walk on eggshells with them. He's been catering to them increasingly for a year or so.

I've had some time to think about it and I've come to the conclusion that Sam actually won and made Harland look like the fool in that podcast.

>>213061148
He can't even go on a podcast alone, he's so afraid.

>>213069056
lol he's like a 25 year old going to a doctor's appointment with his mommy

>>213066978
>I think Nick is the funniest of MDE.
He's unironically the least funny. It's literally just peoples parasocial connection to him, him being the sideman whose shoes it's easier for people to see themselves in that makes them kiss his ass so much.

>>213067256
null is a literal autistic retard. was laughing my ass off watching his stream. He gets basic facts and names wrong every 3 seconds, thought Damiel was actually at a loss for words and not acting, that Sam was actually angry, thought the background guys were freaking out when 2s later they're laughing in the clip he's """"analyzing"""".

I used to think moot and gookmoot were subhuman faggots but at least they're not null

Test

>>213068942
Lol look how happy Charls is in the next to last frame. He fucking hate Sam.

>>213059960 (OP)
This is genuine autism. All of it.
It's a normal podcast with stupid unfunny bits from both sides and no amount of shitposting and gaslighting is going to convince me otherwise.
daddy sam chimp out this, daddy nick tomato face that, daddy harland pedo priest joke this, armchair psychology ad nauseam, cringe cope seethe
Shut up already.
Take your eceleb daddy shit to pol or reddit where we all know you love to gossip the most.

>>213064259
Not exactly the guy you want to get mogged by, is it?

>>213068942
Lol look how happy Charls is in the next to last frame. He fucking hates Sam.

>>213066486
>me if I get a lot of money: electric geotracker/'94 rav4 with mudtires and a comically loud horn, Ford ranger for haulin, and I'll keep my vfr800.
>every celeb who gets money: PORCHE 911!!!! CORVETTE!!! CHALLENGER!!!
fags. The modern car-guy celebrity isn't even a gearhead, he just knows the terms "low end torque" and "horsepower".

>>213062723
Are you gonna make the nest or what?

>>213059960 (OP)
qrd or vid link? i keep seeing this posted with 0 context

>>213059960 (OP)
WTF even is this shit
Are you fucking stupid, why do you keep posting a podcast

Extreme peace torrent?

>>213070008
people are analyzing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxiGI9TG2FU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7xPBBikmpk

>>213068942
Are you parasocial or something?
It's jokes

>>213070073
Deep within the tangled vines of The Harland Highway, a timeless ritual unfolds — the Comedy Duel of Wits. At the center of this jungle clearing sits Harland the Wise, a silverback sage known for his cryptic one-liners and banana-peel timing. But today, a challenger storms in: Sam Hyde, frothing, red-eyed, and desperate to assert dominance in unfamiliar terrain.

Hyde arrives ranting about the jews, snarling half-baked theories like a lemur on cough syrup. He insists the world is crumbling because primates are nesting in the wrong shrubbery and that synthetic fats have replaced masculine identity. The jungle listens. Crickets chirp. Harland blinks.

Then, like a coconut falling in perfect rhythm, Harland delivers:
“Sam, maybe the gorilla twigs were the friends we made along the way.”

Laughter erupts not from Sam, but from the trees themselves. The wind chuckles. The vines sway in agreement. Sam stammers, tries to double down, but Harland follows up with a tranquil jab:
“You’re yelling at imaginary cookies, Sam. The gorilla nest has moved on.”

Sam panics. He flails. He calls Harland a psyop. And in a final act of performative rage, he flips the podcast table, scattering mic cables like jungle vines in a storm. The nest is destroyed but not Harland. He remains calm, brushing a phantom crumb from his knee.

The contest is over. Sam Hyde, the failed jester, retreats into the foliage, muttering about linoleic acid and losing to a talking ape. Meanwhile, Harland adjusts his mental monocle and sighs:
“And thus, the gorilla nest remains untouched for true comedy builds, not breaks.”

The jungle roars in approval.

>>213059960 (OP)
can someone give me a qrd?

>>213070249
sounds like you need to get off the internet for a while

So harland Williams and matan are the current queens of comedy? What about redban where does xhe fit into all this

>>213070263
Harland subtly pokes at Sam with some digs, he takes extreme offense to it and flips the table and tries to physically dominate a man 22 years older than him. Sam also is very unfunny, mainly whining about jews, and asks "can we please be serious" on a comedy podcast

I recommend some of the analysis videos on youtube.

harlands digs
>wear a be a good human hat
>calls sam jewish
>"you look like you've been raped"
>calls catholics pedophiles (sam is doing a christian grift)
>TIGHT AND RIPE (Paranoid sam sees this as a marky reference and gets nervous, which it might have been depending how much research Harland did)
>gorilla nest (making fun of sams alpha male persona)

the gorilla nest comment being the twig that broke the metaphorical gorillas back and sammy freaks.
Basically Harland BTFO Sam and showed how unfunny he is

>>213070113
Hi, Sam.

>>213059960 (OP)
Ahhh geeez dood the same four trannys keep making this thread ten times a day WE'RE COOKED BRO
LMAO you guys are so fucking funny and obsessed.

>>213059960 (OP)
Sam really pinched you kikes' nerves that bad, huh?

>>213070521
It's everywhere on the internet and yet for some reason on this site you insist that it's only a few people. Face it, it's all over for you.

>>213070558
make your gorilla nest you dumb faggot

>>213070521
he won

>>213063118
100% been going on for years talk about loony toons
look at this shit >>>
>>213063422
>>213063548
they literally lose it if you push back at all

Ah geez dude why didn't sam just squat 2plate below parallel

>>213070569
>>213070595
AHHH GEEEZ DOOOOD HIT A NERVE!

"face it, it's all over for you" literally incels

>>213070595
he just needed to build a nest but he always has to be the puppetmaster

>>213070582
you look like you've been raped
how about some seed oil cookies and take a rest in the nest, my guy?
/tv/ is a harland board

>>213070462
My names John, you might literally have autism though

>>213070668
>says the raped
Face it, it's all over for you.

>>213070648
Gonna throw a table?

Sam is usually so funny. What happened?

>>213070684
You might have humiliated yourself on the world stage.

>>213070691
the raped

>>213070734
Schizophrenia and autism

>>213070755
What does that mean?
>>213070762
Steroids and cringe.

MDE sucks now, so that's cool. Guess they've sucked for a long time but I didn't notice because I was wearing rose colored glass for world peace 2.
OH WELL. I'm glad anime exists.

>>213070808
Seeing Sam humiliated is giving me a semi.

the cunnilingus thing is a flipping the tables on sam and crew because they did that to the people in extreme peace. harlands bants were so subtle they went over most peoples heads and triggered sam's insecurities as intended

I unironically think Harland could beat Sam in an exhibition boxing match. He's about the same size but doesn't gas out like Sam does. He'd win.

>>213070720
anger issues and too much politics grifting

>>213070837
I saw highlights of Sam's creator clash fight and he clearly had 0 fighting experience prior to training for that bout. Harland has been playing hockey since before Sam was born so I'd put my money on the Half Baked boomer.

>>213070788
>Steroids when you're that fat
Lol
>Cringe
yes anon, it's cringe humour

i t
w a s
a
g o o f

>TIGHT and RIPE. You like those two words together, Sammy?

>>213070918

>>213070720
HGH abuse make gorilla sadmad, must build nest and return to monke

>>213070918
>>213070788
>>213070762
>>213070860
>>213070873
the raped

>>213062362
>as woke-culture dies
It's been so long man, its not going anywhere.

>>213063422
>comedy royalty
That's funnier than anything hes ever said

>>213065723
He got mad at Harland because he was trying to get a topic going and riff off of that instead of doing super silly braindead baby humor for several hours. The podcast was a disaster but you're not convincing anyone this Harland faggot is funny

>>213065721
I think it was two-tone too, ick

>>213070986
I picture you shaking with fury as you type out "the raped" in response to everyone who upsets you.

This was an embarrassment and Sam Hyde should be ashamed of himself.

Is it true that Sam is blocking people on X for gorilla posting @ him?

>>213071089
Harland website

>>213071089
I never said he was funny. That's partly why this is so humiliating for Sam. It's like getting annihilated by having a ladybug land on you.

just nonsense?

>>213071159
Norm thought Harland was funny

>>213071159
that's what I'm taking from it. I thought Harland was a successful comic before looking into it, then realized hey this is that guy that was in half baked for like 15 minutes. Why or how the fuck could he upset you about anything he's gotta be in his sixties now

>>213071116
the raped

how will sam recover?

>>213061186
>every second comment is about gorillas

>>213071247
By doing this.
>>213071225
>>213070986
>>213070755

>>213061186
Why are you capitalizing right wing, what's he grifting on specifically?

>>213061186
Channing is gorilla posting on Sam's jewtube channel!

What's going on big gorilla? You just flipped my desk.

>>213061186
>Amber, bring in the gorilla twigs!

>>213071247
BY HUMILIATING FISHTANK CONTESTANTS.

>>213071247
>implying he hasn't been at rock bottom for years now

>>213059993
lmao

>>213061006
"I don't know if you heard, I don't eat seed oils anymore, Billy."

>>213071247
I'm thinking more roids.

>>213064689
fucking lmao freddy got fingered was a fucking masterpiece

>>213069516
charles tale is one of pure tragedy it's like the schizo old man telling tales of doom approaching and the village doesn't believe him, he knew sam was going to be his own doom eventually and everyone dismissed charls as crazy and retarded which he is to some degree but god damn does he know how sam acts to a tee, charls is one of the most vindicated men of all time

>>213070837
>Amber, bring in the gorilla gloves.

>>213069230
Nick’s rant towards the geeky guy in the last episode of Extreme Peace is probably the most mean-spirited thing I’ve seen from MDE and just shows he’s just as if not more miserable than Sam even. Can’t be a bigger manchild than a 40 y.o. high school bully.

>>213061186
Hydehoneys it's over...

someone link the torrent for the final extreme peace episode please :)

>>213071197
>I'm about to reveal my daddy issues

>>213071963
https://gofile.io/d/Tdt9Ct
here my gorilla bro

>>213071247
recover from what?
Is this some sort of role play?

>>213062723
How much $$ have you spent on Hydes gumroad and fishtank xir?

The gorilla nest that destroyed MDE...
Also
>South Park is now edgier than MDE

lol

>>213062723
it wasn't a planned bit, they are coping to save face

sam hyde has hit The (comedy) Wall

Sam was funny

>>213065681
>>213065555
>>213063851
He used to wear a Milhouse, which is a certified cool guy piece, what the fuck happened?

>WE ARE BIG GORILLAS! WE ARE BIG MONKEYS!
>Are we dancing now, Sam?

>>213066218
Nico is the Sam Hyde of the watch world. Used to be funny. Now he's just a cringe retard trying to hold on to old glory.

>>213071247
By bullying and humiliating craiglist actors to feel powerful. Also, by trying to groom another a TIGHT and RIPE fan ;)

Sam's retarded theater kid, sometimes funny, he's one of the best we've got so we have to send power he gets better.

What I found most bizarre about this whole thing has been the "Harland is a genius puppet master comedy god" the guy's between rubbish and meh

>he's one of the best we've got

>>213073256
The total amount of content he's made and his staying power to grind this axe is impressive, the quality comes and goes, mainly goes. If you're looking to media goobers for more than a fire hose of shit to watch, you're already cooked. Great war is indefensible for example, but HWD and PGL both have funny moments. I'd like him to get a few more original voices involved, especially if they insist on sketch comedy, get anyone who's keen to help write because they need all the assistance available

>>213073372
Sam doesn't deserve any more second chances dude. Especially not after Fishtank. Sociopaths like him don't change. They're parasites.

>>213073467
based on the reaction to this podcast, all these posts seem like they're joking now even though I know they're really severe autist posts

sam gotta get in control of his roid rage
also spouting /pol/ nonsense constantly is not funny
sammy got schooled by a veteran

goodnight my gorilla nest bros
stay clazy

>>213074054
Are you jewish?

>>213071736
>knows it
>does it anyway
>now has to suck his own dick for five minutes as a "sketch"
Charls sounds like he's fucking retarded and deserves the raping

I'm a cajew

>>213059960 (OP)
charls nick and erick really should fuck off away from sam and do their own thing, sam is a detriment to himself and the entire world around him even if his bros still don't see it.
that rolex was definitely a desperate "please marry me and stay with me forever". i bet he'd get nick pregnant if he could.

>>213073467
>Especially not after Fishtank
qrd?

Did you notice that Sam almost lost his pants there?

he is wearing them like a true gorilla nigga from a street gang

>>213074568
trannies are mad, that's all you need to know

>>213074678
Nice try Luna.
Fishtank proves Sam stands for nothing other than grifting. All it attracted were simps and trannies. If you watched that shit, you aren't white.

I know that idubbbz ubercucked himself after this documentary but in retrospect I wonder if in this scene he didn't successfully push Sam's buttons. He did basically flee the scene after this, refusing to film further.
Did Ian Johma snatch defeat from the jaws of victory?

Btw I think that Sam's behavior has a simple explanation: after World Peace's cancellation he became a sort of red pill guru figure and giving life advice was his only source of income for years, I think he feels like he needs to protect that, the "gravitas" of his image and that takes precedence over comedy.

>>213074568
They had a cease and desist from the town already in April, but told no one, accepted money for season passes and went ahead anyway, even though they knew Season 4 was dead before it even began. Cops shut the sow down in two weeks.

Also they ran a fake stock market on the site where you can trade the contestant's "sto-x". May or may have not been illegal gambling, but the worse part is with the show shutting down the stocks were basically rug-pulled.

>>213074801
God I hope the curse of idubbz comes back around full circle and tanks sams career again

>>213062723
Go watch the full podcast video and scroll through the comments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxiGI9TG2FU&ab_channel=HarlandHighwayPodcast

Harland was liking several comments saying that Sam isn't funny, that Sam doesn't know how to take a joke, etc. I think Harland legitimately didn't like that Sam wasn't just going along with the jokes and having fun.

I didn't watch this and don't follow e-celeb drama, but I don't even know who Harland is. I looked him up as the guy from Rocketman which was just fart jokes and dumb humor, which I liked when I was 8.

Hyde & Crew have made me laugh pretty consistently for the last 14 years or so, starting with Sam's Ted X speech.

>>213075039
all you need to know is sam got owned by based harland

>>213060284
This is also why he's done like 100 standup shows and released the footage from 0 of them. He would just wander around with a stack of material while snorting and spitting and then calling someone a jew. Only his low-iq ballwashers would pretend this constitutes a 60 minute comedy routine, and even just a taste of it brought to an objective audience has an overwhelmingly negative critical response. Not that he couldn't even write funny material about Jews and Indians but he just has nothing to add besides loud gross out noises and physical imposition.

>>213075067
Why do you act like this was a debate?

>>213062228
It pretty crazy looking back that /snow/ post about Frank Hassle was made in like 2018 so he's been one of Sam's bitch boys for a very long time

>>213075209
Sam is like Joe Rogan, where they both suck at stand-up, but are driven by some strange compulsion to do it anyway when they don't need to. They're both rich douchebags, but still need to "prove" themselves as official comics.

>>213062723
Thank you raisinlove, the deposit will hit your account shortly

>>213064347
Sam has spent about 11-12 years paying people to shill him and everything he does all over 4chan. He was once rightfully shit on at every opportunity. Then he hopped on the Trump train and everyone decided to spend the last 9 years sucking his cock because he was so BASED and said JEWS! Now he has finally overstayed his welcome but still has his shill force demanding everyone's time and money. And so we reach this current state of volatility.

>literally not a single viral clip of Extreme Peace to be found anywhere
The only thing that people are reposting is that dicksucking sketch, and that's it.

>>213075417
Literal psychopathy
Where are you fucks from?

>>213061638
>entire podcast is Harland making dumb jokes, not taking anything seriously
>Sam literally cannot cope and Harland ends up absolutely dominating the conversation
>at one point Harland randomly asks Sam Hyde if he knows that Gorillas build nests
>Sam says no
>Harland asks if he wants to build one and says that they've got gorilla straw ready in the studio
>Sam stands up and literally flips the table, knocking down a bunch of equipment, says he'll build it right here, then grapples Harland and tries to carry him away saying he's going to drag him into his nest or something, but the boomer actually stands his ground and Sam just ended up looking like he was trying to hump Harland
>Sam's friends (who were present for some reason) visibly die of cringe on camera
TL;DR Sam met a comedian and ended up being the joke

>>213075443
>dissenting while Hydestein pays the jannies to spam his reality show threads 24/7
>OMG WHERE ARE YOU EVEN FROM? HOW DARE YOU DISSENT ON MASTER HYDE'S DUMPING GROUND
Your tears are delicious

>>213075532
What tears?
This is why I'm calling you psychopaths
You've made up this whole world in your mind where in reality he just did a bit and it died

>>213063707
this is not funny

>>213075626
it's easily the best Extreme Peace episode

>>213075572
You sound like Idubbz after what happened between him and Sam.

>>213064622
hes also the cop in Dumb and Dumber that drinks piss lmfao

>>213069230
This is pretty funny

>>213075714
whatever you have to tell yourself

>>213059960 (OP)
Who makes these????

Whats the deal with these anti-sam posting lately. Is there a discord server or something where all the trannys and indians organise and spam these threads?

Iv noticed this trend recently, back in the day you had markyposting but now it evolved so much further. Since the Elon and Vivek videos.

My guess is this new era of shitskins mobilised after they got butthurt.
Op, be honest, are you Indian or brown in general?

>>213060072
The jew thing isn't funny anymore because everyone hates them now. Being "antisemitic" is passé in 2025, shit is just boring now.

>thread makes me seethe
>bump it anyway
what do you call this cuck behavior?

I literally jumped and clapped when I saw 9/11, USS Liberty and Killdozer references in the intro. Holy fucking shit, MDE is back.

>>213075912
Sam has overstayed his welcome and your tranny mental gymnastics/damage control won't change the truth. Eventually a mosquito's biting will start to cause an itch, you shills realize that right?
All Sam had to do was hold back on brigading and spamming shit like fishtank and he wouldn't get nearly the hate he does now (it would also have helped if Extreme Peace was actually good).
I see Sam's shills still love to blame some imaginary discord group or wing of JIDF targeting Sam but in all these years, absolutely 0 proof or evidence has been posted.
Meanwhile all this shit with Harland strengthens literally every negative thing said about Sam.

Harland does this all the time to edgy comedians. He exposes how little talent their comedy requires. He did it to Rogan who couldnt tell the difference between a bit and something serious. He did it David Lucas who only comes prepared with low level roasts and now hes done it with Sam who cant improvise and basically apes out for teens and immature adults. Harland is basically the hero that comedy needs right now.

>>213076014
Shut it Rabbi

>>213059960 (OP)
I just watch most of it. The entire thing was painfully unfunny and awkward. At least when Sam makes fun of people to their face it's funny. If the goal was to make Sam look awkward and lose his cool it worked. But the only people who are acting like Sam got epically owned are people who already hated him.

Sunk cost is a hell of a substitute for a father

>>213076021
Harland knew Sam's deal when Sam smacked the soda bottle out of his hands before the podcast. Also, Harland 100 percent subtle Marky posted with that nice and ripe line lmao. Sam was never going to get his respect from the get go.

>>213076089
Why can't he just own up to the marky thing? Or is it that controversial in the USA??

>fell for the Trump meme
>fell for the Sam Hyde meme
gigacoping seems to be a common trope among retards and grift victims

>>213076021
If your only talent is to ruin other people that's no talent at all. It's not like his jokes are even close to funny

>>213076183
But Trump is based and doing everything we voted for. Are you a mexican or something??

>>213076151
Because he's made it awkward for way too long. To confess now would basically be vindicating all the concern trolling zoomers and would just ramp it up.

>>213076224
I'm a kiwi that notices patterns

So why did Sam sperg out?

Was there any feud between them in the past?

>>213076014
I literally never liked Sams abrasive personality or content and your insistance that he must disappear in shame and im supposed to care about the poor heckin minor abuse is really fucking annoying its almost making me want to defend him just out of spite for your pearl clutching wherein youre posing it like he just needs to stop existing because youve made the perfect case against his existence. And he doesnt believe what he says? Oh no call the police for that crime.

>>213076195

Hes pretty talented. His stand up is really funny. Hes a good voice actor. I think he made a lot of cash with a Disney show he created and now he just does what he wants. You should watch the recent podcast he did with Bobby Lee where isnt serious for one second (except at the end).

>>213076288

Domination tactic. Harland was controlling the show and Sam wanted to dominate the conversation. He realised he couldnt keep up and his edgy asides werent fazing Harland. Eventually he decides to flip the desk in order to be shocking and Harland goes along with it and Sam couldnt wrestle control of Harland phsyically (despite him being in his 60s). Harland too Sams seat and Sam leaned over him like a bully but Harland made him look like a subsitute teacher getting railed by a student. He even won over Sams posse who were embarassed by his antics.

>>213076266
I don’t think you notice anything “ bro”
Sounds more like you’re using some preset talking points

>>213076289
>he just needs to stop existing

>>213076343
Now that I think about it, cutting out Sam's MDE plugs was actually a pretty genius move. Sam finally got to control the podcast like he wanted, and Harland still wouldn't give him that lol

>>213076288
Harland does research on all of his guests. Sam thought the interview was a set-up and that Harland was making subtle references to things in Sam's past like when he groomed a 16-year-old. It happens really quickly in the beginning. He asks Nick at one point "Are you seeing this?" and Nick says "Everybody in the room sees what's happening."

The rest of the interview Sam is on eggshells thinking he's about to be confronted with sex crimes in front of his crew. JCS type kino.

>>213076289
>I don't even like Sam but people talking about when he fucked a 16yo makes me so mad I'm gonna start calling it based!
Genuine question for anybody reading: has this happened with any other e-celeb exposed for being a weird sex pest? Or is it just unique to MDE?

>>213069493
oh yeah sure a poopy-pants boomer faggot trying to pass actual dementia off as *holds up spork* did any "mogging" of anything but a clean diaper

you can see the actual moment the boomer's alzheimer's meds start to wear off right before he brainfarts to gorilla nests.

>>213074981
Since I'm smarter than the average person, I noticed that Harlahd cut out every time Sam plugged Million Dollar Extreme and replaced it with an old woman cutting vegetables.

>>213076428
Why would he have gorilla twigs on hand if it wasnt a setup

>>213076535
>Harlahd cut out
speaking of... the editing is atrocious and the "retro" test/static/frizzle transitions are fucking dumb. there's no way that AIDS geezer even knows how to use Windows Movie Maker.

>>213076468
Up until 15 years ago it was normal. Every big rock star had fucked 16 years old and nobody cared. There's a reason it's the age of consent almost everywhere.
That this type of reaction reached here just goes to show how successful feminism has been.

>>213059960 (OP)
Idk I watched the entire stream and it really didn’t feel like a genuine crash out. I think you lads are reaching a bit, I get it’s funny to troll him about it but I really don’t think it was some real shit.

>>213076632
Literal gossip slop for trans and faggy liberals. This will finally kill Sam Hyde guys, trust the plan.

>>213076632
>>213076683
mde cord woke up

>But Trump is based and doing everything we voted for. Are you a mexican or something??

>Sam directly tells him his comedy is shit
>tries to make Sam embarrass himself with a stupid skit
>Sam drags him into the humiliation ritual

Sam got absolutely mogged and BTFO
People are deflecting by talking shit about Harland. SAM LOST DEAL WITH IT

>>213076738
How am I wrong? Go back 2 mexico ICE R commin.

>>213076764
lost what?

>>213059960 (OP)
I never expected Harland Williams to be the one to finally take down Sam Hyde. crazy times

>another thread crying and shitting, imagining fake scenarios about sam losing and feeling bad and getting stage 5 cancer because you don't like him
>in reality he won in every way, harland gets 5% of the attention sam does, and you will NEVER be a woman
lololololol.

sammy so clazy

>>213076622
Yeah Sam Hyde abusing a clearly mentally ill underage fan in 2014 is the same thing as David Bowie having a one night stand with a groupie in 1974

>>213076800
post it again but next time without crying
>NOOOO MY GRIFTER E-DADDY!!

>>213076835
It's just not a big deal man. Sam is massive gay but whining about minors is peak reddit. I'd fuck a mentally unstable 16 year old girl right now. You are massively gay if you wouldn't.

Sam completely and utterly embarrassed himself. It was hard to watch. can you call yourself a comedian when you can't even be funny on a podcast?

>has a crew of wiggers to do research for him all day
>they don’t even tell him how Harland made Rogan look like a retard
Serves him right for paying a group of losers to hang out with him for 10 years

>>213076835
I just don't care. What's funny is that Sam is probably so far down the tradcath chuddie grift that he has to care.

>>213076590
it was meant to be a goofy set-up but Harland didn't expect that Sam would take offense at repeating his own words back at him ("tight and ripe")

>>213076835
>in 2014
that's when you could get away with stuff like that and people would openly post and joke about jailbait. he was a man of the times

>>213076082
>>213076195
>>213076289
>>213076515
>>213076598
>>213076683
>>213076751
>>213076773
>>213076800
Best part about the whole Harland fiasco is this. MDE-cultist zoom-zooms acting like they, along with the entire school, saw their dad get his ass kicked by another dad, and now they're going through the five stages of grief, gaslighting themselves over how watching their dad eating pavement was somehow a victory.

>>213076996

It has that Wimp Lo energy

>I AM BLEEDING! MAKING ME THE VICTOR!

>>213076863
what if it was your 16 year old daughter that was taken advantage of by a 30 year old ogre

>wins in every way
>but a bunch of troons will make threads SEETHING at your success, imagining fake negative scenarios about you
>in an insignificant, basket weaving forum without even ids or flags
>in a dead board
the price of success... is surprisingly cheap?

>>213077097
Didn't you post in these threads for years saying that Sam doesn't care about people bringing up Marky to his face?

>>213077089
It's your duty as a man to do your best to protect your daughter from making bad choices. At the same time it is also your duty as a man to take advantage of the bad choices of everyone else's daughters.

>>213077089
What's the difference between a girl being with someone her own age or some older guy? Why is it suddenly "taking advantage" (of what?) when it's an older guy and how much older does he have to be? Like your gay feminist shit makes no sense.

>>213077178
>What's the difference between a girl being with someone her own age or some older guy?
The same difference between a 10th grade student and somebody old enough to be one of their teachers

>Why is it suddenly "taking advantage" (of what?)
Their underdeveloped mental acuity

>when it's an older guy
The older party has more power over the younger person

>how much older does he have to be
Divide your age by half + 7

>>213077172
it's also your duty as a man to defend the honor of the funny internet monkey who breaks things and advertises himself on a basket weaving forum

>>213077315
Yeah this is just gay hysterical nonsense. These girls want it and a lot of guys their own age are lame. I wanted to have sex with older women when I was a teen and I know for a fact these girls are the same. Your just freaking out over normal shit.

>>213076705
>>213076996
Idk how you got that out of my post but you’re the one who sounds like a schizophrenic

>>213077342
I don't care about sam hyde, his performance in that comedy show was embarassing. I'm just explaining to you how things work when they are not poisoned by feminist ideas.

>>213077385
I think it’s embarrassing for you, Sam didn’t seem embarrassed and you are essentially using the “DO THIS ——->” tutorial body language as your evidence

>>213077418
wtf are you talking about?

>>213077439
Literal retarded gorilla over here

>>213070720
he's funny when he has someone he can bully or make fun of or someone that is 100% in tune with him/doesnt want to disagree with him
Encountered a yapping old man who he couldnt immediatly put in his place with ironic jokes and was also not ready to have a normal conversation either, so Sam just said fuck it and sperged out. Bit or not, its stupid

>>213077450
Nta. What you wrote makes no sense.

>>213077492
Can’t help you if you’re Chinese sorry

>>213071736
Charls hasn't been the same since he went to Persia and started a cult, and had a psychosomatic break during a psychic ritual which caused the deadly earthquake that killed thousands of people.

>>213077511
No one knows what DO THIS ——-> means. Is this some kind of millennial meme?

>>213077588
Lmaooooo this niggah straight off the buss. You have to go back

>>213077650
No one understands your memes gramps. You shouting at clouds again?

>>213077696
You have to go back anon

>>213077734
Your literally from reddit and your making me cringe.

>>213077385
you don't care yet you feel compelled to to defend him by making multiple posts sperging about feminism and sexy 16 year olds

>>213074661
Was the twigs a reference to sams legs? How's it even possible to have them so skinny when he's so fat, the fuck kind of physiology is that?

>>213077373
>These girls want it
>I know for a fact these girls are the same
is this somebody from the wigger crew? how do you know so much about sam's teenage fucktoys?

>>213077939
Loool how autismo are you to reach that conclusion? I know from personal experience.

It’s pretty obvious Sam has aspergers and had a sperg out over not being in control.

>>213077971
Talk more about your personal experiences and how it compares to Sam pulling a 16 year old online when he was 30. You sound really alpha just like him.

>stop parading the podcast where my idol was exposed as a retarded unfunny fraud
no, go back to your capeshit threads and bury your head in the sand

this entire event has just been one giant autism litmus test

>>213078021
Why are you so pissed off loool? It's just based to fuck girls half your age, you can cry all you like but it's just based.

>>213077588
I know what it means. What country are you from?

>>213078127
Dude I know it's based I just want to hear more about it lol why not share with the class?

>>213078136
I am Russian Muahahahahaha. Silly American capitalist!

>>213078181
A gentleman never tells of his exploits, my dear boy.

>>213077992
it was just a hangover!
(although Sam's fans claim that he doesn't drink)

>>213078352
Charls and Eric's copecast did not make sense. Everyone hungover was in good spirits smiling and laughing and Sam who doesn't even drink is the one who was dour and flipped out.

>>213078352
>>213078429
It would be funny as fuck if Sam secretly drinks. I'm pretty sure he low-key smokes weed.

>>213078235
you sound like a child molester

>>213078553
Children are just sexy

>>213078487
Why would anyone think he doesn't drink and use drugs? Because he said so? KEK
That would explain a lot about the fandom

>>213078566
chill out, rabbi

>>213078618
It's sad he has to lie about it.