Thread 213062608

>Too predictable and classic scenario
>Galactus completely nerfed even though he's a fucking cosmic powerhouse
>Pedro Pascal is a very bad Reed Richards
>Plot conveniences (too much of them)
nothing fucking happens like usual


I really don't understand why this movie has 88% on RT, it's no better than Superman or even Thunderbolts.

>>213062608 (OP)
Is it true the action is at the end

>>213062608 (OP)
Okay play Rivals now

>>213062608 (OP)
It's slightly better than both, but not by much.
Superman 5/10
Thunderbolts 5/10
Fantastic four 6/10

It was aight, Pascal wasn’t as much of a problem as miss carton a day smoker voice and she sometimes seemed fucked up on Xanax or something, I bet they’ll replace her.

. And it had a real plot unlike Superman.

>>213062608 (OP)
Thunderbolts and Superman were better (only slightly). This movie just felt like obligatory MCU setup filler for the next movie.

>>213062608 (OP)
It's not bad, which is more than I can say for Thunderbolts or the Captain Black America movies. 3/5, needed Dr. Doom or more Silver Surfer.

>>213062788
I haven't seen F4 yet, but I doubt it was better than Thunderbolts and if it was, then it's decent at worst.
>>213062749
Seems like the more accurate take

>>213062608 (OP)
>>Too predictable and classic scenario
The scenario is too "classic? Lmao what does that even mean? If theyd done anything too out of the box youd be complaining about how they went too far. Idiot.
>>Galactus completely nerfed even though he's a fucking cosmic powerhouse
So, comic accurate? Lmao
>>Pedro Pascal is a very bad Reed Richards
Still the best we've seen on screen as of yet
>>Plot conveniences (too much of them)
Name 7
>nothing fucking happens like usual
Literally everything happens lmao

>>213062749
It felt like a phase one movie (and that's a good thing). Still mid tho

>>213062608 (OP)
>Galactus completely nerfed even though he's a fucking cosmic powerhouse
He's a guy who needs a ton of machinery to destroy and consume a planet.
Now Infinity Gauntlet Thanos, HE was nerfed.
Because the comic version of him was so hyperbolically overkill he had to be a self-defeating idiot simp to even lose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyiXnH8s4Hc

It's over, even Nerdrotic likes it

>>213062825
>If theyd done anything too out of the box youd be complaining about how they went too far. Idiot.

I would never complain about this retard, the current scenario is too shaky and I guessed the ending pretty quickly

>Still the best we've seen on screen as of yet
Not hard

>Name 7
I don't remember all of this shitty movie but you just have to watch everything related to Sue, you'll already find quite a few


>Literally everything happens lmao

Nothing fucking happens. They push big guy back into his universe and big cosmic power is defeated by the power of strong women. Even the fucking post credit scene is ridiculous, they can't fucking introduce the next bad guy for the upcoming Avengers movie

Imagine she has explosive diarrhea in the middle of her speech. She tries to keep her composure best she can but the stomach ache gets the best of her. She is forced to go all fours in front of lowly humans, exposing her silver butthole to the cameras. Her farts and squirts echo from every speaker, from every direction. Her once pristine surfboard dripping brown liquid. She covers her face in shame as she begs Galactus for forgiveness. She eventually lloses control of the board, crashes into a filthy sidewalk. Crowd gathers around her now almost fully brown body.
The last thing she sees before losing consciousness is everyone covering their noses and looking at her in disgust.
Except three. Three teenagers, horny as fuck, rush in and start violently raping her. They don't care about the shit, they're too horny to even register the smell. They treat it like lubricant, taking turns on every hole, shoving shit covered cocks down her throat.

>>213062608 (OP)
>That was....mid
fr ong?

>>213062642
Yes

>>213062608 (OP)
Everyone called this being mid from the trailer. Time to go see Superman again.

>>213062608 (OP)
I’ll see Superman again. Thanks

>>213062608 (OP)
>solid looking clipart fire
unironically kino. btw, why doesn't reed have white on his suit? what are they trying to tell pedro here?

>>213062608 (OP)
It cut a lot of corners not being an origin movie that it just ends up hurting itself. Doesn't want to tell the start of their journey but they still spend 30 minutes doing a mix of flashback montages, scenes that are just meant to characterize them and tell the audience who they are. I get why its like that but it makes it boring

>>213062608 (OP)
>low tech, sweater-like uniforms for comfy family vibe
>they still managed to shove in retarded details
Why are they like this?

Kneel. your time is coming.

>>213063320
92% on RT btw

Sucks that the trailer is the movie
>oh look loved by everyone
>yay we’re having a baby
>oh shit bad guy coming
>something something tough choices
>teaser of final battle with galactus walking in New York

Not sure why Torch wants to fuck a silver person or thing wanting to fuck Jewish teacher. Robot was cool. My only fake out was the thunderbolts post credit scene, I thought fantastic four would’ve failed and space jumped into another universe as the only way to escape galactus or something.

But yeah for those who haven’t seen it, you’re literally not missing anything by watching it in theatres as opposed to Disney plus. Theatre was pretty damn silent the entire time.

>>213064649
It’s so messy, if Doom is from the F4 universe and he wants the kid, how does it all ends up in the main universe ?

How do you mess up Ben's Jewishness? When not!Alicia was asking him about spiritual guidance, he should have been offering to lead the prayer.
Honestly that was the crowning moment of them not giving a damn about his character.

>>213062608 (OP)
Gunnjeet thread

>>213064982
Yup that’s how I felt. Dont want to shit on it before seeing the end result of how it all ties together. Just don’t see the vision.

At least with endgames long journey, little things like ok multiple stones and multiple stories, they’re running into each other now. This one just seems very rushed

>>213065380
covid fucked up their schedule and now they gotta rush it cause AI is gonna replace movies soon

Spoken like a true Gunnshill. Accept that Superman is a flop and move on. Yes it was mid but still better than #Supershit which was a DCU commercial than an actual movie.

>>213063008
>It's over, even Nerdrotic likes it
Every reviewer seem to like F4.

You know why? It's an amazing superhero movie.

Marvel is back. And DC fans are trembling and having panic attacks, because the Superman movie wasn't good.

>>213064982
I don't think the Tony Stark Doom is from this universe, the Latveria thing was probably a red herring or just something open ended to leave room for the real Doom post universe reset.

>>213063056
>I would never complain about this retard
Yes you would, becaise your an attention seeking faggot.
>watch everything related to Sue
"Do my research for me", yea no thank you
>Nothing fucking happens. They push big guy back into his universe and big cosmic power is defeated
Hmmm sounds like things happened to me...

Is it better than the 2005 one?

>>213065675
Could make the shilling less obvious

>every reviewers seemed to hate thunderbolts
>I liked thunderbolts
>every reviewers seem to think Superman was mid
>I thought Superman was pretty good
>every reviewer seems to like FF
Will I like FF, you think? I don’t need a lot to like a movie.

>>213067223
I just want good superhero movies. And I'm betting on the winning horse. Sue me.

>>213067378
Kek, people liked all of these movies, it's only a small majority that didn't liked it

But just go and make your own opinon buddy, i get why some people liked it because it's not complete trash but it ain't that much of a big deal also

>>213067404
>good superhero movies
Then support something that isn't post Endgame MCU or Gunnshit

>>213067548
It’s just I really trust those people since I’ve met a few of them in real life outside of streamings and have even hung out with a few of them. But lately, it just feels like everyone I know is kind of pessimistic? Like they hat everything and can’t find joy in anything anymore, and I’m scared that by proxy, it’s happening my to me too, so now I start to question whether my taste is just shit, or if I’m too optimistic, or if they’re the problem and they just like to shit in everything now.

>>213067564
I like Marvel. I think it has potential. And I think they're straightening up. They're planning out their cinematic universe again, and rehiring the good actors.

>>213063151
After i watched the movie I began licking my doir knobs pretending it was her toe. Should I just a buy a silver feet statue?

>>213062608 (OP)
>really don't understand why this movie has 88% on RT
Because that's how RT works. It only marks which reviewers give the movie a positive score. If everyone gives it a 7/10, then it will have a higher movie where most people give it a 10/10, but one guy gives it a 3/10, despite the latter having a much higher average rating.

>>213062744
Vanesso is such an obvious tranny is ridiculous

>>213062825
I understand you not liking the plot for the 2000s FF movies but the cast was spot on and the characterizations too. 2000 Reed is unsurpassed.

>>213068146
Is she the new Gal Gadot with feminism power?

>>213062825
Classic biblical story about sacrificing your son. It's the story of Isaac mixed together with a trolley problem. It's kinda of a lame story.

>>213064649
>Theatre was pretty damn silent the entire time.
I noticed this too which was very surprising because normies used to go apeshit over MCU movies in the theater, always laughing at the lamest jokes and going “NO WAYYYY” when a character made a cameo appearance. This time, the theater made zero noise. I haven’t seen an MCU movie since Spiderman multiverse hijinks for reference

I don’t think this movie will connect with audiences that much and will probably underperform at the box office. My friend said “it was mid, had cool moments but a little boring.” I think that’ll be the consensus

I couldn’t believe the plan to defeat Galactus, I thought I was getting pranked.

>>213062608 (OP)
>Fantastic 4 movie
>Is boring
What did you expect? When has there ever been a truly good Fantastic 4 movie?

>>213068428
Kek, it almost worked. Marvel treated Galactus like a monkey with 10 IQ

The only reason he didn't falled in the trap is because he saw that the kid wasn't there

>>213068380
different Anon but my theater got a few chuckles but otherwise fairly subdued. same place was going kind of crazy for Superman though, but maybe it's just luck of the draw on a different crowd.

>>213068428
Remember the original plan of literally teleporting the earth? Reed was a smart character written by absolute retards. No one mathematically would go to the teleport the earth angle before the teleporting galactus angle.

>>213067077
No, seeing them transform and adapt to their changes was the best part of either movie.

>>213068491
it's literally the plot of crisis on infinite earths kek

>Classical woman
>>213068146
>It's a tranny

>>213062608 (OP)
At this point you're the only one to blame for giving capeshit a chance.

capeshit must be allowed to die

>>213067697
Isn’t iron man black now?

seen it being garbage from the trailer
the only thing that could have save it was the villain
and I dunno about comics, but this one was nothing..

>I am big and hungry and I want the child and the planet
>I have no interesting lines
>I have no insight to offer
>I dont ridicule or mock
>I dont show respect or admiration or sadness in surprising show of character
>I am just there as threat for the heroes, not a real character

thunderbolts and superman are not great but they are both two points above F4

>>213068380
It’s weird, I thought it was better than most MCU movies and I liked that it had a more dramatic focus but something felt like it was missing that did indeed make it a little boring. Some ideas
>The world felt too insular. The Fantastic 4 are universally beloved and command an obscene amount of power, basically single-handedly running the earth and driving all technological progress. It lowers the stakes when the rest of the world seems nonexistent beyond them.
>Too much repetition. Count the number of times in the plot Mr. Fantastic goes “I have found the solution to our problem!” and then it fails and they have to try something else
>Pacing issues. A lot of plot movement is deferred to montages and the lengthy sequences (outer space chase, dialogue scenes) don’t amount to much because as previously stated the formula for this movie is some workaround to the conflict being discovered then negated right after
>Lack of action. I don’t care much for this one personally but normies will definitely be disappointed that this is a very plot and dialogue heavy film with action scenes saved for the end.

>>213068491
Wouldn’t the earth literally implode or something if we moved away from the moon and sun

>>213068491
How didn’t the smartest man in the universe figure this out immediately
>We can either teleport the guy somewhere else or we can teleport the entire fucking earth which wouldn’t even solve anything since he’d find us eventually

>>213068658
KEK, this is your world eater btw

>>213068658
Yeah he had 0 personality. All he did was say “I’m hungry” the whole time. Also why was silver surfer a woman

>>213068428
lol'd

>>213068775
Even looks like finchy

God damn that CGI baby was awful. Reminded me of Baby Geniuses in some shots. Was it so hard to just find a normal baby and put him on a blue screen?

>>213068775
Susans power ripples through hyperspace and can tear apart Celestials who are on par with Galactus.

Weird you said Susan

>>213068775
context what's going on here?

Where are the other three & why aren't they takyem down together?

>>213065048
How does Judaism or any religion even exist in the MCU, like why would anyone believe in Yahweh when they know that a literal pagan god like Thor exists or that a cosmic planet-eater is about to destroy the earth. Doesn’t that kind of make the Bible trivial in comparison and conflict with religious eschatology? The most realistic part of this movie was the brief moment on TV when they depict a cult that worships Galactus. That is exactly what would happen irl

>>213068985
their plan is to lure Galactus to this spot in the city where they can teleport him away by placing their baby there which he wants because it's a supergodbaby

so they place the baby on the target zone, and then when Galactus is walking towards it Reed swaps the baby out with an empty carriage

Galactus realizes he's been had, and starts walking away, btfoing them all as he does so, and then Sue uses her power to punch him flailing like a retard onto the spot and they teleport him away

>>213068873
Now, did they convey that in the movie or are suppose to assume that for people who don't read comics?

>retro futuristic Marvel movie has zero impact on the franchise
Fucking shocker. Endgame really should have been THE End

>>213069038
Why did they even swap the baby. Did they really think Galactus wouldn’t notice? He came all the way to the solar system in NYC on-foot just for the baby I mean I think it’s pretty fuckin obvious he would know his location at all times

>>213062825
Horatio Hornblower was a great Mr Fantastic, the movie just sucks

>>213069084
because they didn't want to teleport their baby away with him of course.
>did they think galactus wouldn't notice?
I guess? It's kind of a plot hole because Galactus is already established to everyone to have super vision so their plan is kind of retarded honestly.

>>213062608 (OP)
>times you ran into pedro 'ill touch you' pascal
>be me at the supermarket
>see pedro pascal
>go up to him and say 'hey arent you on that show 'the last of us'?
>he grins and puts his hand on my shoulder, 'i am'
>me: *look at my shoulder* 'oh cool' 'they should have cast a hot chick for ellie though'
>pascal: *starts rubbing my belly* 'ehh she's a good kid'
>me: but if they cast a cute chick, the show would be huge
>pascal: 'maybe. well take care my friend' *smacks my ass*
>i stood in disbelief and felt violated

>>213062608 (OP)
sue solo’d galactus with mom-rage adrenalin, but it was Torch seducing/genocide guilt tripping the (extremely sexy) Herald that finished him off
Galactus felt like he had no drive, too old and arrogant to give a fuck

>>213068428
>>213069038
There’s no way this happens in the movie, lmao

>>213068576
fake tits don't make a man a woman

>>213069292
that's exactly what happens except silver surf-her delivers the final blow that knocks him into the teleporter beam.

I'm watching it right now and the whole Baby for Earth plot is pretty dumb. The government never even knocked on their door? Ben is walking around in public getting mildly rebuked? There's a medium sized peaceful protest? One speech and everyone's on board? People would be going insane. The F4 would have become fugitives. The US government would be hunting them down.

>>213068775
>climax is just like every season of stranger things
>a girl holding up her hands and screaming at the bad guy as her awesome power obliterates him

I heard it's the best marvel movie since the last good marvel movie though

I wanna fuck that bogged bitch

>>213069659
All of the reviewers seem to like the movie.

The worst review I've seen is "mid to good" by Harsh Critics.

But with Superman half of the reviews are bad.

>>213069512
>comics are dumb and silly
some people are just barely realizing this

>>213069422
whole boring movie was worthwhile just for her, camera LOVED that chrome
>>213069673
superman had supergirl at the end, that was pretty good, but this had herald all throughout and it was great

>>213069673
it's different imo. All the reviewers I've seen for it are saying "it's decent/mid," while Superman reviewers were polarized saying "it's amazing" or "it's shit".

>>213069137
Lol, nice

>>213069686
A comic book would have had more drama.

>>213069018
NTA but if you know a bit about Thor in the Marvel world you realize that he's extremly powerful, but not omniscient and omnipotent like a creator of the universe. You can still be a practicing jew and just accept that your god also created the asgardians in some other part of the galaxy.

>>213062706
Literally exactly correct. They are all mid

>>213069673
Superman has a higher metacritic but it's scores are more polarized while F4 is more consistent but has a lower average hence why it's doing better on RT.

>>213069791
That's because Warner bought reviews.

But this is why I prefer YouTube reviewers, because they tend to be a lot more impartial. Either they're not big enough to get this preferential treatment by Warner, or they're too big to where Warner needs them and will treat them anyway.

>>213069831
you believe Warner buys reviews but Disney wouldn't? Also that pic doesn't even say metacritic reviews it says social media shilling.

>>213069831
Nigga, that’s from a guy with a weird animosity towards the movie who took other people’s screenshots and made it look as if he had been invited.

>>213069862
Maybe they do.

But when I watch YouTube reviews (big and small) some of them [at least] are not going to be bought.

And what I'm noticing is that everyone thinks Fantastic Four is at least a good movie, it's something they'd at least wouldn't mind watching again. But Superman's reviews are all over the place.

>>213069831
>Warner bought reviews
where were these bought reviews for Flash, Joker 2, Black Adam, WW84, Batman v. Superman, etc.?

There was a part where Pedro climbed onto Galactus' back and forcibly opened his sphincter, much subtext.

>>213069882
El Gato has 200k followers on facebook.

>Also that pic doesn't even say metacritic reviews it says social media shilling.
It's all the same shit. If you scratch their back they'll scratch yours.

>>213069908
>I settle for mediocrity
Good for you.

>>213069908
my usual review negroes said it was good, but not great, but gushed over superman, but I also have some people that said Superman was terrible but also said F4 was decent.

like I said Superman is more polarized but it's either 10/10 or 4/10, while F4 is just consistently 6-7/10.

>>213069911
Warner's marketing strategy might have changed, maybe they're a bit more aggressive now? Who knows? Who cares.

But Youtube reviews >>>> RT/MC/... in my opinion.

>>213069958
No, Superman was anywhere from 0 to 10 (Angry Joe even changed his review from a 6 to a 10)

Fantastic Four is getting 6 - 10.

Not to mention that people are comparing the movies, and Fantastic Four is the clear winner.

I haven't seen it yet. But I don't think I'll leave the theaters feeling empty like I did with Superman.

>>213069964
I can’t agree with this.
YT reviewers are responsible for lowering the analysis bar to the basement we are currently in. Their primary goal is monetisation through engagement.

>>213070026
How would you compare Superman to MoS?

>>213070048
I think they're a bit more personal. It's not a hidden face. It's someone who you kind of recognize and trust to some capacity.

>>213070026
>angry Joe
who the fuck listens to him? even his video game reviews are terrible. but if you really want to play random youtube review screenshot
>don't think i'll leave the theater feeling empty
having seen it: if you like MCU movies, you'll like F4. if you're kind of tired of them, it won't change your mind.

People didn't like Thunderbolts?

>>213070210
it was okay. it really should've been titled "Yelena's story," because she's the only character that really gets much of an arc or anything to do. The others are

>Red Guardian
does nothing but scream like a retard and give one pep talk to Yelena, which admittedly was a good scene but again it's all in service of Yelena
>Bucky
one cool scene knockoff T2 scene then he's just.. kinda there for the ride.
>Ghost
could've been cut from the movie entirely and basically nothing changes
>Walker
cool character, didn't get enough to do.
>Taskmaster
lol

Aside from Yelena in the final act they have nothing to do but dodge debris. the villain was pretty lame, not sure if she was supposed to be comedic or what but it didn't land and her plan made no sense.

>>213070095
That screenshot doesn’t exactly fill me with trust.

>>213070524
does this?

>>213070550
>we want the twilight audience