Thread 213063216 - /tv/ [Archived: 417 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:44:59 AM No.213063216
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Bro this movie is boring as fuck. How are people saying this is good as No Way Home? Reed is just a beta cuck the whole movie. Sue is a strong independent girl boss, Ben is pretty much sideline the entire movie and Johnny is probably the only one of the males that does something and thatโ€™s to motivate Norton Radds wife.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:46:10 AM No.213063259
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:48:07 AM No.213063318
>>213063216 (OP)
My friend just asked me if he should see this one or Superman again...
I recced him Superman, lmao.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:50:57 AM No.213063383
>>213063216 (OP)
Honestly just see Superman again. Also nothing fucking happens and Galactus is wasted
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:51:14 AM No.213063390
>>213063216 (OP)
>Bro this movie is boring as fuck. How are people saying this is good as No Way Home?
Bro this movie is [No Way Home]. How are people saying this is good as No Way Home?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:51:50 AM No.213063403
They only actually do stuff in costume in like the last 15 minutes of the film and Ben has that ugly beard
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:52:07 AM No.213063408
I like it when The Thing runs, he looks so cute
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:54:43 AM No.213063474
>Rock Man can grow a rock beard, sculpted out of the rock of his rock face
>no rock hair sculpted on the top of his rock head
So he's bald? He's a bald rock monster?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:56:17 AM No.213063505
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Does silver surfette do anything?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:56:45 AM No.213063518
>on a board where everyone openly claims to torrent things
>suddenly on opening night there are anons flooding to the cinema to watch this allegedly
>they are then coming home to post completely organic threads about how good the movie ackshually is
>dozens of threads
uhh yeah... I don't know what to tell you....... obviously people just REEAALLLY like this movie right...................................
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:00:51 AM No.213063616
They raise the stakes super high. Ginormica being introduced was well done seeing his ship and him in full glory . The introduction of Franklin. Again they rais the stakes and nothing happened. I thought the comedy was really good between the 3 gays . Pedro is fine .. but we are at an age of celebrities with the biggest Instagram followers that get put into every major film Ana Taylor joy .. im look at you and that frog face
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:03:11 AM No.213063671
>>213063505
No she literally is a plot device that gets sidelined as soon as shes introduced
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:05:41 AM No.213063724
I kept almost turning the cam off, it was that boring. Kept going to see big g and he was unimpressive as well. 6/10 movie.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:08:04 AM No.213063775
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There were like 3 scenes from all those trailers that never made it in the movie.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:08:05 AM No.213063777
>>213063216 (OP)
Fantastic Four are just boring by design
>Dollar store Hulk
>Boring nerd Plastic Man
>Thot who's powers are...invisibility and some other shield shit, who cares
>Human Torch is OK, I guess
The only thing that's interesting about their series is villains like Galactus and Dr. Doom
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:10:04 AM No.213063830
over
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Gunnjeets are trembling.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:12:52 AM No.213063902
>>213063216 (OP)
>Reed is just a beta cuck the whole movie.
That's not surprising; Superman was a bitch in his movie too. Hollywood hates men -- you have to be a major cuck to support any of these films.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:24:25 AM No.213064168
>>213063216 (OP)
Also Galactus is wasted
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:56:54 AM No.213065047
>>213063830
>caring about this faggot
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:01:47 AM No.213065156
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>>213063216 (OP)
How do you troll farm retards always manage to fuck it up like this? Talking to each other and using different pics shouldn't be too hard, considering you're taking them from the same shared folder.
Do your fucking job properly, street shitters.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:02:34 AM No.213065175
>>213063216 (OP)
Gunnjeet falseflag
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:04:07 AM No.213065212
>>213063318
>>213063383
Least obvious gunnjeet shills
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:04:21 AM No.213065220
>>213063216 (OP)
The movie was mid
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:09:32 AM No.213065332
>>213065175
>>213065212
Is this a marvel shill or part of the Snyder cult?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:12:58 AM No.213065405
I had a decent time at the cinema but the baby fucking freaked me the fuck out through out the movie.
In the big climatic moment where the cgi baby is despairing over Sue's body I felt such a feeling of rejecting what I was watching deep in my soul it was crazy. It was almost horror-movie like for me.
That being said I want to fuck Silver Surfer
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:14:52 AM No.213065442
>>213065156
Posts as if the cam isnt available to see for all. The movie was mid at best. If this was shilling we'd say it sucked. Deal.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:17:51 AM No.213065510
f4 won
f4 won
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>>213063318
>>213063383
There's just one Gunnfaggot here shilling the terrible Superman movie, isn't there? Using the same semantic structure in all the threads. Probably sitting on both his phone and computer to circumvent the 1 minute cooldown in between replies.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:19:21 AM No.213065542
lol
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>>213065332
>(Gunnjeet's garbage movie faces criticism)
>Are you a Marvel shill or a Snydershill
Gunnjeets are so precious LM AO
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:19:22 AM No.213065544
>>213063775
Thatโ€™s in the movie tard
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:20:34 AM No.213065574
>>213065510
>>213065542
Isnโ€™t Pedro a sexual deviant lmao
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:21:30 AM No.213065591
>>213063318
Good friend
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:22:00 AM No.213065596
>>213063216 (OP)
It was great how johnny was about to do something meaningful but the girlboss couldn't allow it. This movie was so fucking gay.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:22:36 AM No.213065612
>>213063216 (OP)
Bruh how the fuck did Sue push a FUCKIN ALIEN GOD into a wormhole? I know she is the most powerful out of the 4 but she ainโ€™t nothing to Galactus
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:24:28 AM No.213065648
>>213063616
>his ship and him
So why exactly couldn't his ship come to pick up franklin? Didn't the ship come and get silver surfher?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:26:50 AM No.213065700
>>213065612
something, something, a mother's love, something something, Silversufette had to finish the job, something something.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:27:04 AM No.213065712
>>213065612
It's the whole "mother lifts car off her baby" story but with super powers. Totally took me out of it too, among other things.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:28:33 AM No.213065749
>>213065442
It's the quality of the cam any good?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:29:15 AM No.213065762
>>213065574
arent we all
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:36:55 AM No.213065953
>>213063216 (OP)
Gay movie
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:37:56 AM No.213065984
>>213065762
Not like him. Not in public places either lmao
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:38:14 AM No.213065989
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>>213065612
the Harry Potter mom storyline
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:39:25 AM No.213066017
>>213063216 (OP)
>Dude it was boring

This film was fantastic, this criticism is fucking retarded, people have been complaining about MCU quips and tropes, the second they get it with this film, it's "boring"
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:40:27 AM No.213066043
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>>213063216 (OP)
Gunnjeets have been working overtime, shaking in their boots are the king has returned
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:40:43 AM No.213066051
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>>213065574
>Isnโ€™t Pedro a sexual deviant lmao
You have the mind of an incel

Your bloodline dies with you LMAO
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:44:05 AM No.213066134
>>213066043
>are the king has returned
good morning sire
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:45:07 AM No.213066154
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>>213063216 (OP)
Honestly it's hard to get excited for anything Marvel(F4)or Marvel-ish(Gunns Superman)these days. I didn't even see End Game and all that as my last Marvel film was Iron Man 3. Neither make me want to head to a theater for them and they both look exactly the same as all the other Marvel CGI fests. The Batman 2 can't come soon enough.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:46:50 AM No.213066194
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>>213063216 (OP)
I wish Pedro would fuck off.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:52:00 AM No.213066286
Iโ€™ve only read Jonathan Hickmanโ€™s Famtastic Four but I liked that he wrote Reed as filled with self-doubt over whether he was using his intellect for the betterment of mankind. That seems like easy characterization to use for a movie adaptation of the characters.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:53:31 AM No.213066322
>>213063505

>announces the threat of Galactus
>attempts to capture Sue so she can steal Franklin for Galactus
>destroys the teleporters being used to move earth
>Torch shames her into leaving
>returns at the end of the movie to sacrifice herself to beat galactus >>213063505
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:00:41 AM No.213066525
>>213066154
Needless to say, watch The Penguin if you haven't. In some respects it's better than the movie. The Daredevil revival was alright too.
Lanterns is said to be reminiscent of True Detective, and Clayface and Swamp Thing will be horror movies, so there's not just camp on the way.
I will say, while Superman did feel kind of Marvel-esque, it's a feelgood movie and the tone felt right.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:11:10 AM No.213066792
>>213066525
>watch The Penguin if you haven't
Loved it.
>The Daredevil revival was alright too.
Just can't do it. Any and all D+ shows just hold none of my interest. I remember liking season 1 of DD and then it all just going to shit. Never watched any of the other shows and I knew they'd make Frank a pussy on his own show, so I avoided Punisher as well. I just don't trust modern Disney/Marvel at all to deliver anything quality.
>Lanterns is said to be reminiscent of True Detective
Could be cool if true cause TD is one of my favorite series. At least the first 2 seasons.
>Clayface and Swamp Thing will be horror movies
They have a chance to do something really special with both and I don't dislike camp at all, I just dislike low quality cash ins with overdependance on lackluster CGI. I'll get shit for this but I love the Avatar films. If you're going to do CG, swing for the fences like Jim.
>it's a feelgood movie and the tone felt right.
I'll definitely check it out when it hits HBO. Just can't bring myself to see it in a theater.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:12:54 AM No.213066839
>>213066792
>Gunnjeet mentality.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:18:54 AM No.213067006
>>213066839
I'm not Indian but I do like a lot of their women, and I'm definitely not a big Gunn fan. I liked Slither though. Never even seen the Guardians films which I hear are decent.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:22:16 AM No.213067091
>>213066154
sorry but the Batman was extremely boring and convoluted. it was so dull
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:23:19 AM No.213067112
>>213066792
James gunn suicide squad was incredible
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:24:12 AM No.213067123
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>>213067091
Completely understand that sentiment. It is a slow burn absolutely and requires you to be in to the atmosphere. The music, the aesthetics, etc. Same with a film like Blade Runner. I love it but I understand why some don't.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:25:13 AM No.213067154
>>213066051
go back to tumblr fag
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:25:15 AM No.213067155
>>213067112
Never got to see it.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:27:12 AM No.213067210
>>213063216 (OP)
>as good as no way home
so it is trash that relies on fanservice to pull people to the theaters?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:29:15 AM No.213067250
>>213067123
I love blade runner. I love seven. I love saw 1.
the Batman could have been good and riddler was interesting, but the mob stuff was so convoluted and unnecessary.

the Batman doesn't have a good Bruce Wayne. he's just the same in and out of the costume, emo Batman. I don't like how there's no Bruce Wayne.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:32:08 AM No.213067324
>>213066051
> Pascal isn't impregnating any woman, who won?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:35:51 AM No.213067415
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>>213067250
>the Batman doesn't have a good Bruce Wayne. he's just the same in and out of the costume, emo Batman
I disagree. I thought his Bruce was perfect for a year 2 Batman. He's manic and sheltered and not very good with people yet. The whole
>emo
thing is just a easy way to describe sadness and anger and drive and paint him as some sad boy listening to the Cure. He's not that in my opinion, and it takes him almost losing Alfred and that gesture by the victim at the end to show him that he's been going about it wrong and he's in the wrong headspace. I don't know, man, again I just loved it. The Batmobile scene where it roars to life like a dragon in a cave. The detective work he and Alfred and Gordon do. It's my favorite Batman after Returns now.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:44:29 AM No.213067605
>>213067415
well I don't know how his training goes in the comics but ras al ghul in Batman begins taught him to disguise himself not only as Batman but his emotions.

Robert Pattinson is not a good actor. I don't think. he pulled the same fucking shit as Edward in twilight. Edward was never so emo.
I feel like it's just bad acting. and bad writing from the director.
there's supposed to be a little bit of a difference between Batman and Bruce. a little bit. with Pattinson there's zero difference. I didn't like that.
the detective stuff was interesting but the movie goes on for too long.

I honestly preferred James gunn superman much more. it was pretty good. very accurate to the comics.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:52:34 AM No.213067787
>>213063216 (OP)
I walked away giving this an honest 1/10 my opinion being the script should have been thrown out or shredded my brother saying the script should have been burned it was in fact insanely boring everyone was being nice while I walked out of the movie hearing people calling it a 6 or a 7 I genuinely think it should not have been produced with that plot that story those lines and there's no way the reviews aren't bought
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:55:14 AM No.213067853
>>213063216 (OP)
>Superman comes out
>this board is filled with 30 Superman threads, legitimately unusable
>F4 comes out
>one or two threads
damn, this is kind of a brutal mog and I didn't even like Superman much.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:00:47 AM No.213067961
>>213067605
>very accurate to the comics.
Superman is super restrained, stoic and chad in the comic books. He commands respect. Rewatch the scene he argues with Lois, he is too emotional, too overflowed. I wouldnt follow a leader who is so weak and effeminate. The best rendition if you want to in 10 minutes know what is what is not Superman is Superman Peace On earth. Go ahead, read it, its a 10 minutes read. Super short. Come back and tell me Gunnperman is like him.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:01:32 AM No.213067975
>>213066525
>the Daredevil revival was alright
don't lie to the man. It's very blatantly a cut together mess of reshoots where 80% of the show is completely irrelevant filler with the blandest characters in the world and the plot from the pilot only comes back into play in the final 2 episodes.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:17:46 AM No.213069445
>>213065648
No. She can travel faster than light. She spends most her time zooming around finding him planets to eat and just reports back to him occasionally.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:19:53 AM No.213069479
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>>213067853
>Superman has more shills
>Therefore it's better
Watch the box office numbers.